The Birth of....Owl Man

[Thecodecraker]

Haha

[Inkbleedful]

The fuck o_0

[CavemanJesus4Life]

You will not have a flashback on my show....

That was awesome man

[TheZarbodShow]

@CavemanJesus4Life Thanks. 

[stinkinpunks]

this is actually really good... haha. good script writing.

[TheZarbodShow]

@stinkinpunks Thank you.

[Thelaughingstalks11]

looks like halo armor lol

[aurahunter1337]

what the fuck is this!!!

[TheZarbodShow]

We'll I'm doing a new series where Zarbod becomes a superhero.

[aurahunter1337]

it seems like it would be good if you had the right voice acting

[TheZarbodShow]

Well I only use computer generated voices for Zarbod and Boid. I have some real people in some of my other episodes. I also mix real video with animation. It's fun.

[turdking12234]

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[PlanetZoltar7]

Owl means: "To carry wool or sheep out of England."

You are going to be a superhero who carries wool or sheep out of England?

[TheZarbodShow]

You bet. I'll get right on it.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Zarbod, I have invented some really cool bulletproof suntan lotion. All you have to do is rub it on and you will be totally bulletproof*1.

[PlanetZoltar7]

*1) Lotion must be applied to a minimum thickness of 10 meters to achieve bulletproofness. PZ7 Industries hereby disclaims all liability for damages up to, and including, death of product users and their immediate families. Lotion contains chemicals known to the WHO to cause severe health and safety problems. Use of product is at purchaser's own risk. Avoid aggravating persons carrying guns to minimize the risk of getting shot in the first place.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Example: If a bank robber says something like "I have a gun, gimmie all your money", just give him or her all of your money; don't say something like "Make me, punk!".

[TheZarbodShow]

What if it doesn't work?

[PlanetZoltar7]

If product fails, please mail the decedent to:

PO Box 12345

Nowhereville, AK

for examination. If PZ7 Industries determines that warranty is applicable, you will receive a 50-cent coupon, good for your next purchase of Super-Duper Bulletproof Suntan Lotion*.

[PlanetZoltar7]

*Warranty void upon product failure.

All orders are sent from anonymous shell companies that immediately declare bankruptcy upon completion of order.

All claims of product efficacy are for entertainment purposes only.

No actual benefits will ever actually be realized by any real customers.

All "Actual Customers" depicted in our commercials are really actors who know that our products are worthless.

[PlanetZoltar7]

"Bulletproofness" applies only to foam bullets fired at less than 12 mph, such as those fired from the Nerf "Action Commando" toy gun.

[TheZarbodShow]

That sounds like a good warranty

[PlanetZoltar7]

Don't worry about all of that legal mumbo-jumbo; it's just a bunch of nonsense that the Government makes our attorneys put in the fine print. It really doesn't mean anything. You can rest assured that when you use our products you will be completely protected from anything.

[Snowflake70]

With so much happening in the world I've been counting on you for

perspective. Only a galactic overlord would have a clue to what is

actually happening and providing guidence. I'm still looking for

gainful employment, a car and capital (funds) to start my business.

[frio109]

Snowflake, Forget the car, forget the capital(funds) and forget the business. Your Government yesterday passed HR 2454 or the CAP and TRADE MASSIVE TAX SCAM.........You won't be able to afford to eat soon much less afford a car, electricity, gasoline or a business...................Fri­o, First Science Officer.

[Snowflake70]

I only have 4 months to save the house from the reverse mortgage

and the real estate sharks before looking for a Westinghouse upright hotel.

Spirits remain high

The Defcon Warning System says I should be building a bomb shelter,

storing water and buying can goods.

Hope your ice flow has room for two Jaime

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, I have returned from Texas where the weather was only 1 million (!,000,000) degrees every day. Even in the shade it was 999,995 degrees..........Frio,

[TheZarbodShow]

Why would anyone live in TX?  On purpose? Ugg.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select,

I miss the heat cattle traffic of Texas. Frio, First Science Officer.

[PlanetZoltar7]

"Ugh".

Ugg is a type of boot.

Didn't you live in Texas?

[TheZarbodShow]

I used to

[stoopidville11772]

Owl man will have plenty to do... any particular cause to focus on?

[TheZarbodShow]

Mostly just fighting Stupid. It needs to be done.

[stoopidville11772]

Oh, I agree!

[PlanetZoltar7]

Did you mean "Stupidity"; or is "Stupid" the name of your arch nemesis?

[dalihendrix]

zarbod don't quit your chipendale job!

[TheZarbodShow]

Sounds like good advice

[Snowflake70]

Mikey likes it... a little fragmented but am sure you'll become smoother - besides the chunky feature does have some appeal. Not sure what to make of this "master" ?slave gizmo - should encounter some android union resistance so buy strike insurance. Oh, I have a bicycle until you send the motorcycle...yuk, looks like rain....

[TheZarbodShow]

Yeah, I'm getting there. i had issues with the body armor. The original model had 380,000 polygon. My computer didn't like it much.

[thizizliz]

Cool - can't wait to see the super adventures.

[SmokeyCATofChernabog]

=) KICK IS GONE FINALLY :D

[TheZarbodShow]

We'll see.

[zqueenbean]

OW man, I need your help. One of my spawn is more interested in playing with robots and humans and is not working on his mission. Can you help me OW man?

[SmokeyCATofChernabog]

owl*?

[rawdanger45]

lol OW man haha

[TheZarbodShow]

Thanks Mercedes

[rawdanger45]

cool..u know my name!thats awesome! :)

[TheZarbodShow]

But Mother, robots are fun.  Fembots also have their charm.

[spacecow149]

Looking good Zarbod.

You should have gone with

bullet proof suit. :)

[TheZarbodShow]

Really? Well I have the cape so I'll be fine.

[Bobofet241]

I think Owl Man laid an egg.But know one gives a hoot anyway.

[TheZarbodShow]

That may be true.

[DearURG]

nice! as always

[TheZarbodShow]

Thank you dear.

[Rowdyeh]

Yes, Ow Man is a good name, Batman was already taken anyway. Watch out for that!!! OW! Lol

[TheZarbodShow]

Yes Batman was taken. :(

[fuzzfoot]

Did Boid ever do work as a Knight Saber?

[TheZarbodShow]

I think he may have. He seems to be hiding a lot of things. He just never shares the details about his past.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod. I am impressed with the roatating wall lab. Your use of Kick as a test animal was well thought out. However,I believe Boid would have been a good substitute,after you had worn all the goodies.

I am disturbed Boid did not run some of those products through Zarstar's usual quality control protocols. I forsee many functional problems,espescially with those wings. Best to let Boid do the flight testing.

Go,OW! Man!

[kenc54]

You're my hero Zarbod\ Owl Man. Don't forget to recharge.

[TheZarbodShow]

That sounds like good advice.

[Addue]

Hmmm, I'm thinking the spaceship looks a bit like a paper airplane. :-P

"You will know it is time to recharge them when when you see the ground rapidly approaching" rofl

is "ow man" what you say when the title of your show knocks you out? lol

[TheZarbodShow]

Budget cuts!

[Virginian9000]

This one made me dizzy! Poor Kick.

[TheZarbodShow]

That happens.