Eddie talks about finding a wife in Africa

[TriumvirateMedia]

Love it how they translated "bitch" into "bride".

[clycoo5276]

That's why we africans don't like you "african" americans!

[yagyu999]

AHAHAHAHA！！！！

[mzitchbay]

bahaha its the respusha voice

[danoon334]

am i the only one laughing his ass of cuz of omfufu?

[CRUZADOR2700]

A good percentage of American women are as 2-faced as he portrays her to be.

[ThinkingAgent12]

F***CK YOU! classicccc eddie murphy as hell!!!

[Savannahlynnforever]

Eddie, EDDie I wana Talk TO you :P

MR. FUCKYOU MAN

[Jusala12]

His description of the naked african woman turned me on... I'm a girl...

[AssassinTheHasson]

Swedish people suck

[maffia440]

Bush bitch lol

[MickJagoffable]

I'm Irish but I would rather be an African than a slave "African American". Just my point of view!!!

[cjsmooth79]

Thumbs up if you heard about Kobe and were reminded of this

[gabotheblue]

Eddie got caught :( Mel B looks fucked up but the bitch trapped him :(

[mzitchbay]

haha its the respusha voice!!

[TalesofTom1]

How the fuck can anyone not like this????????

[PHAEDRIDER]

eddiieee i need talk youu...

[LesiureBoy]

LMAO!!!

[Netherwolf6100]

I wonder if he looks back on this and asks himself, 'WHY DIDN'T I FOLLOW MY OWN ADVICE?" Scary Spice got you muthafucka! *Insert Evil Laugh Here*

[daverave159]

half ? naw , .. u was naked on a zebra a minute ago , bitch !

[IsaiahV10]

Eddie you are the man



[BENGLETON]

EDDIE!! What the hell happened? get back into stand up comedy

[MiahLFC]

Eddie!! What have you done for me lately... Lmfao!!!

[Jothola123]

AND A BIG F**CKED UP AFRO

[KingKurt]

FUNNIEST.THING.EVER!!!

[inuyashaandrea]

thatz wat imma tell 2 a no good man WHAT HAVE U DONE 4 ME LATELY

[Denaeize]

omfufu looooooooooooooooooooooool

[MikeMF8]

press 7 haha

[TheBeckyboowoo]

I want whats cuming to me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-P

[alecfras]

"Well, I.. I want you to be happy, whatchoo want?" "HALF!!!!" lmao

[TheBreadBeat]

"I AM AMERICAN WOMAN NOW".

[NexusDarkworld338]

nexusdarkworld . com

for the newest fantasy novels

[Metalhead10ful]

51 oumfufus never haver the half

[MsMrReason]

@Kurvatvojamatj Living among white women I can assure you they do not need chasing - they open their legs for anyone , man , woman, child or beast.

[ctti]

Now I know how to say "suck my dick" in Swedish...

[jblcn1042]

Im getting me a bush bitch

[Elfan4]

His woman accent is legend!!!!!

[2conscious]

Damn, y'all are so dumb. You do realize he said in the BUSH. As in, the RURAL areas of Africa. One of the tribes. Like going to rural Mexico, or the jungles of South America to get an indigenous woman with minimal interaction with the city. This is why you see a clear difference between rural Guatemalan "Indians" and those from the city of Mexico. GEEZUS people, read a book and study, sometimes!!!

[mizong84]

I don't know I'd be more offended by this if I were an American woman but since I'm a black American man well, I lmao. Sorry but funny is funny. Either why Eddie needs to get back to his roots and be more funny. Also the best comedy in the world usually offends someone, so to my African brothas and sistas get over it. Besides we as black people have way bigger issues than offensive comedy. Look on the bright side this could keep whites out of Africa.

[jamalkeys]

@mizong84 Actually, it'd be pretty interesting to see Bill Gates or Steve Jobs on the front cover of the Enquirer with that one word in big, bold letters at the bottom of the page: HALF! In fact.... it'd be pretty hilarious if they did decide to get a girl from the Bush XD

[MsMrReason]

@mizong84 David Bowie married an African woman and she is hot as fuck

[acotytamwiesz]

@MsMrReason that's why you have to mention her - because it's an exception . black women are ugly , stinking and dumb. cheers,

[MsMrReason]

@acotytamwiesz And nothing stinks as much as they cunt you were pushed out. As for Iman she is very much indicative of women from her country. You probably think Africa is a country.

So blow that out your rectum and go and look a hairy Russian pussy instead and fuck off from this site.

And if I was you find yourself a nice white man and suck his pink cock cock as I suspect a white man is your type. You dirty bastard in the closet cunt.

No shove that up your cheesy cock-slit.

[MsMrReason]

@acotytamwiesz The president also married a black woman and Naomi Campbell is dating a white billionaire.

But never mind when she dumps him - you can have her seconds and he can push his dick up your rectum until it comes out your mouth.In fact he can take you until you bleed my dear.

not even the homely Susan Boyle would allow you near her minge.

I do not wish to list hot black women for you as you clearly lust after white men - so go fuck them . Be my guest U have my permission. BYE

[acotytamwiesz]

@MsMrReason wow wow you have found not 1, but 3 examples of hot black chicks! congratulations! rotfl

[MsMrReason]

@acotytamwiesz I can think of one example of a hot white man but they get laid . I can only think of a young Brad Pitt.

Regardless the majority of women on the planet are Asian -orientals. Followed by Indians followed by white women. So Why the fuck are you concerned with such a tiny population that make up a one tenth of the women on the planet. You have so many to choose from- don't the want U?

Admit you're gay - fuck a white man. BTW they smell and look like swine but have cash.

[MsMrReason]

@acotytamwiesz The small minority of black women on the planet became unattractive to men the moment you could be legally charged with raping them. Before that white men could not keep their trotters off them which is why most blacks in the USA, North America and the Caribbean have white DNA coursing through their veins.

You would think with the 'sexy' white women of Europe and the massive continent of Asia full of women ripe for rape their dicks would have been raw from fucking. But NO!

[MsMrReason]

@acotytamwiesz Me =989 You = 0

[gabbana8282]

KING OF COMEDY

[ThandiNC]

poor eddie, he is so ignorant it is sad. Obviously he never heard Malcolm X about self-hate.

[freshPrinceKingDx]

Lmaooooooo

[geekery15]

This shit makes my side hurt. Honest to god.

[diyonisha]

@thaj2008

please do not say YOU AFRICANS

I find that offensive.

You had a beef with he/she/or it over the internet

Don't include others in it

AFRICA IS A CONTINENT

When i was `a child we use to wartch eddy murphy films especially the comedies he made in the 1980's. In my country we loved American movies

People need to chill out

[acotytamwiesz]

@diyonisha lol bitch what the fuck do I care that you find the word 'AFRICANS' offensive?? Maybe people shouldn't use the words 'Europeans' , 'Asians' , 'Ginger-haired', 'Left-handed', 'Underweight' etc, because some dumbass finds it offensive?? If you find it offensive, it only means you associate the word 'africans' with some negative traits. I'm not surprised , because that's how it should be lololol

[diyonisha]

@acotytamwiesz

YOU SHOULD NEVER COME OFF YOUR MEDICATION

SICK PUPPY

BYE!

[diyonisha]

@drumugz

shut up lol

You have been to west africa

no i guess no

[diyonisha]

@nseh100

sorry lol

but if you dont think tha AFRICAN WOMEN ARE THE PRETTIEST IN THE WORLD MY DEAR

African women are the prettiest cos we are very diverse

since i was born in a small country in africa and have travelled around

I can say that with confidence

[diyonisha]

@FoziaAbdi

and at this time HALF OF EAST AFRICA IS STARVING

Almost to death, lets not start these kind of thing on youtube

All African have to unite and come together we are all brothers and sisters

that s what i was taught. Africans UNITE

We are stronger together than apart

WA/SL

[diyonisha]

fufu is a food

its pounded cassava

Cassava is a vegetable

Africa is a continent and within it we speak thousand of different languages

FUFU is the creole/krio word for pounded cassava

[MunnabhaiBluffmaster]

50 people lost half lol

[lalay18]

funniest shit!!

[terrycasey08]

class



[pashun88]

Not funny...so ignorant too.

[Boratbingbing]

@pashun88 c'mon this stuff is hilarious!!!!

[pashun88]

@Boratbingbing If you cant see why I dont find it so, then that is not my problem.  :)

[Boratbingbing]

@pashun88 Well are you watching this? If you have nothing good to say than just watch another video... maybe you like the Cosby show or Full house

[elcondepatula]

why is this even an issue here in america? where i am from if the ex tries to get wise and take half of the shit you worked for and/or had before you met her, you just find and pay to somebody to 'take care of her'

[MegaDogTrot]

@elcondepatula were r u from

[pashun88]

@elcondepatula What a thing to say. And you wonder...

[FreeFavl]

Genius, baby!--Genius!

"I want HALF!!", lol

[rhazesdark]

when my wife is pissed at me... giving me the silent treatment... i do the oumfufu voice..... gets me off the couch every time..

[KimKarrholm5001]

Haha, I'm from Sweden! :D

[exe2517]

HALF!!

[simplejacko]

wanna date um fu fu

[stephanoskavala]

great work

[jiangshulin]

Suck my dick eddie,

your mathafucka.

LMFAO



[jiangshulin]

If Tiger Woods watched this before he got married, he would not have lost HALF!!!

LOL

[RealDefentertainment]

@jiangshulin don't forget Paul Mc and Kobe

[jiangshulin]

@RealDefentertainment

lol

Shaq too. Shaq's wife fucked her trainer and got HALF. LMFAO

[RealDefentertainment]

@jiangshulin shaq looks and sounds like a retard so i won't blame her plus she pushed out his big ass kids

[tahakshobust]

awww män she has to have no clothes because ottherwise she gonna put something in her pocket :D:D:D

[XxYouRockMyWorldXxx]

damn hahaha XD

[ziinat17]

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­HAA

[Frizz90]

I miss the old Eddie Murphy :(

[ziinat17]

"I have to go of to the woods of Africa and find me a crazy naked zebra bitch, that know nothing about money" HAHAHAHA

[ziinat17]

"I have to go of to the woods of Africa and find me a crazy naked zebra bitch, that know nothing about money" HAHAHAHA

[ThAGaMeR1000]

Eddie Marries Bush Bitch! LoL!

[olinoah71]

Naked zebra bitch !

[AussieKen1972]

"YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATE=LY ED-DIE" LOL!!

[MoRulez]

This is an absolute treasure. It still gets me any time I watch it!

[CardiganSnoopy]

20 years later he has a baby with Scary Spice, I guess he was half right about her being a bush bitch....

[CompleteCarnageTV]

0:21 its what you came for xD

[lorinec21]

this is so ignorant to africans

[Paducahrus]

@lorinec21 I didn't think it was a documentary.

[tajana888]

And leave me in the kitchen.

With some zebra bitch.

With an attitude.

[mojojojonut]

The swedish is the best part

OCH STORT JÄVLA AFROBURR!!

[mojojojonut]

OCH STORT JÄVLA AFROBURR!!

[thetruedon786]

legend.

[niptuck117]

When he goes off on that tangent as one of Umfufu's friends, I fucking die laughing.

[niptuck117]

"Angela Davis see it and go 'Goddamn, that's some fucked up shit...'."

[MrAnthonytoni]

zebra beach xD

[kingfelipe12]

umfufu

damn that's funny XD

[78munya]

Stupid black american, fuck u dumbass.

[RugeroD]

Jay-z - girls girls girls, the jungle bitch mFUFU is in it

[supaikudayo]

"Sug Min Kuk"

[shai23]

3:03 the highlight of the story

[TjtheTrapper]

i disliked this because that's how women are...

[tHickman95]

... the first subs in swedish translate as something like 'you need money to get cunt, and i feel vulnerable'

:L :L

[RedRocker360]

"SUCK MY DICK EDDIE!"

[Astaripearl]

LoL

[AmazingDOR]

I WANT HALF!!

[MultiSinoda]

this broke the funny barrier!!! : D

[30Ciaran]

he foretold his fling with Scary spice in this skit, bet he regrets this now.....LMAO

[arelius1971]

What a name UNFUNFU !!!! LMAO !!!!!!

[1406vicki]

Edieeeeeeeeee WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY LOL 

[LordHines420]

lol that voice.....

[pokerplayer232]

Buck naked on a zibra

[bubi8894]

HALF!!!

[extrafrog]

The crowd is shit

[NoForRice]

3:14 LMAO !!!!!

[headfonez]

42 people been talking to Unfofo

[kbouldin1]

@headfonez 43

[TheKathja]

EDDEEEEEEE!? WHAT HAVE U DONE FOR ME LATELY?!

[BigBearfromthe206]

Kind of ironic right here. Didn't that spice girl take half Eddie's money when she had his kid?

[turnip1746]

We got 41 bush bitches up in here.

[serhathoca]

@turnip1746 one of them is your cunting mother.

[sexiicherry987]

UMMFUFU: EDDIE EDDIE I WANT TO TALK TO U

EDDIE : WATS UR PRBLEM BABY

UMFUFU: I DON'T LIKE U TREAT ME EDDIE, U TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL. EDDIE : U WAS BUTT NAKED ON A ZEBRA LAST MONTH

UMFUFU: I DON'T CARE IM AN AMERICAN WOMAN NOW I WANT WATS COMIN

TO ME . EDDIE WHAT HAVE U ONE FOR ME LATELY

EDDIE: WELL I WANT TO BE HAPPY WAT DO U WANT

UMFUFU: HALF!!!!! GIVE ME HALF EDDIE GIVE ME HALF MR. FUCK U MAN . SUCK MY DICK EDDIE U MUTHAFUCKA

[DeadTheHype]

I heard this part on a Curren$y song called "Clothes Off"

[ElizaMogha]

02:34 onwards when Umfufu comes in OMG so hilarious!!!

I wonder how he speaks so fast when he does the American bitches talking over Umfufu. Does he ever breathe???!!!!

[BadSantaClaus1]

lol so naked zebrabitch = naken zebrabud in swedish xD

[andreaniall2]

Zebra Bitch LOL!!!!

[TolentinoA1]

Ms Murphy ms Murphy funny

[Ljeac]

"Eddddieeee, what have you done for me latelyyyy??"

[born2fight99]

Dam eddie was funny as fuck back in the day!

[Ripley1156]

@born2fight99 Yes he was the BEST!

[Smitamas101]

"murphy marries bush bitch" that had me cryin into my pillow

[sauskelove]

suck my dick eddie hahaa

[fruitypebbles75]

Lmao!..

[Thetrollmaster2000]

funniest person on earth

[dmitriy86]

umfoofoo!!!!

[Joker4232]

hahahaahahahahahahaahaha!

[bloodline754]

suck my dick eddie you mother fucker LOL !!!!!!

[malteseranga]

u know whats weird and funy at the same time, fufu means food in african

[hellobiggie]

@malteseranga Uhhhh, no, it doesn't. Especially since African is not a language. There are like hundreds of languages in Africa...fufu is a TYPE of food. And now you know....

[geenamariegdlc]

@malteseranga yea ur a dumb ass... sorry

[MsBOBTHEGUY]

40 ppl got knocked out by there zebra bitches afro

[magaleCD]

Not funny mathafucka, thats what white people thought out your ugly ass "Marphy"

they probably pay you to do this

[ItsILLicit]

@magaleCD what the hell you flippin out for?

[vicakwe]

not funny eddie!

[Mthomsie1]

Umfufu! <333333333333

[nightkid60]

oohoh eddie I was talking to onnffoo foo

[LilTwistaX]

i was just talkin to Un-Fu-Fu about some stuff hahaha

[DNotes06]

Eddie should've followed this advice. He wouldn't have to put up with that Spice Girl bitch...but then again, Scary Spice looked good than a muthafucka, so I'd fuck her too!!! LOL.....

[Jojo3000s]

GUY'S LUCKING KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE SUBJECT.

[julgna]

i vaant to talk toyou

[ResistanceSpark]

EDDDIIIEEE I want HALF!!!

[babyellabay]

give meh half eddee mister fuck yhu mahnn lmaoo 

[Whit3andR3d]

FUCKED UP AFRO!

[TheCaramelflavour]

@Whit3andR3d

LIke Angela Davis!

[christylovesmj]

murphy marries bush bxtch . ROFL .

[DerDudeInShanghai]

BUTT NEKKID ON A ZEBRA WITH A BIG BONE IN HER NOSE! xD

[Rosarioproductions1]

and a big FFFFFFUCKED up afro!

[MultiSinoda]

@Rosarioproductions1 no no no its a big FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKED UP AFRO!!! : D

[triipleja]

So that's where the reference in Jay-Z 's "Girls, Girls, Girls" was from..

I quote: " I got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull / She like, "Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?" / I'm like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass / you was dead broke and naked, and now you want half"

[Blackjesus3]

@triipleja yup i didnt get in until i saw this in 08 :D