Sommore "Big Dick Man's Conversation"

[sean311973]

Big Dick jokes ???? This is not a playground. Not funny

[chefawkes]

id hit it

[ccisis]

14 guys with small dicks dislike her

[ccisis]

Love her. One the funniest Comedians out there!

[voltronforce5000]

was that a man?

[mrkevsta11]

what he fuck does she look like?

[barrabas357]

I bet she got some good pussy!!!!! It look good.

[misterbateman808]

@barrabas357 I like to watch her clips & sit on a plastic bag, spit on my cock, shove my wife's dildo up my asshole & wank away to her. (I need the plastic bag as when I pull out the 10" dildo I usually shit myself)

[ciphagreen]

@misterbateman808 you're a homo putting things in your ass and talking about wanking on youtube.

[igotitbadlygood]

every guy in here that starts complaining about big pussy has a SMALL DICK. end of story

[SirRobbins]

sry but if you go down on a woman properly, she will never want a d*ck again.

[yungpar3]

lol the average penis size is about 5 inches so what is big to her? 6 and half lol

[MBryantFFNY]

"Jus hand a bitch a NOTE!"

"oh you was lookin for me?.. I didnt kno my cell phone wasnt workin!! " LMAOOO

[DONDIVA1969]

Hoes like big dicks because they pussy wallowed out.

[jesusyarrup]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheBigBoss851]

slut

[theright1allthetime]

I usually keep my voice lowered

even though I got a big dick lol

[RingGenera1]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA



[lady3hotsauce]

OMG SHE HAS ME ROLLING OUT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

[fatcod13]

I bet her dick is the biggest of them all!!!!

[stassia7]

hand a bitch a note lmao

[msscott73]

That sista is a mess. yaw get everything she's all DVD, blu-ray, and VHS.

[ezeedward]

Damn that shit is hysterical ! That girl know what she talkin bout !

[YeeSoest]

If you don't be able to use a treadmill every now and then, DON'T WEAR SHIT LIKE DAT!!

It made my meal go cold for gods sake!

give that dress to someone with a BMI below 30 pls

[npgfunk]

made the mistake of banging her when she was on the road 6 years ago. Not as good as it looks

[lundi142]

@npgfunk you probably got a small dick

[npgfunk]

@lundi142 bend over and find out bitch

[librastar88]

LOL OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO TRUE

[oldjaghead]

If you don't have a BIG DICK, lower your voice! you don't speak to me like that!..lmbo

[checkeredpastmusic]

LOL thank you youtube for introducing me to this fuckin' hilarious comic!

[stankalmighty]

damn sommore needs sommore ass in those pants

[noirnoticvibe]

@stankalmighty LOL.. that exactly what i was thinking where is her ass @.com

[RobNttBob]

@noirnoticvibe Why did you add the ".com" part?

[noirnoticvibe]

@RobNttBob Just something me and my dudes say when trying to get that person to subscribe to what they lack... example: Sommore ASS.com,

[BillionaireMove]

SHE CAN GET IT SO BAD..THIS A BAD CHOCOLATE WOMAN RIGHT HERE

[nikkibrownfierce]

REAL SHIT!!!!

[JonasPolsky]

Can't she afford clothing that isn't all ripped up?

[MrDistrict101]

@JonasPolsky IM REALLY HOPPING UR A FEMALE 4 SAYIN SOME SHYT LIKE THAT.......... THATS SWAGG AND SEXY FASHION

[SheivelyBuisson]

fucking hilarious!

[snakejohnson]

cosmosmonger is an internet troll that uses hate speech just to goad minorities into confrontation. He gets off on the fact that you are responding to him. People like this are basically losers who want attention but are too cowardly to show their face. The best option is to either ignore him or report him to Youtube for using hate speech, that way his account will get a suspension

[marzilyas]

@snakejohnson "don't feed the troll"

[Juwar1974]

that's a skanky ass outfit she got on...couldn't she find something more classy than that bullshit?

[marzilyas]

boy this really doesn't dispel any stereotypes about black women being Jezebels.

[StarrKitty1973]

@marzilyas whores come in all races. Are you really this fucking clueless?

[marzilyas]

@StarrKitty1973 oh i know. but there is a huge problem with single mothers in America's inner city black neighborhoods, which is obviously the fault of both men and women. They are disproportionately reliant on handouts. This is just straight up truth, not "good" or "bad." All I'm saying is that there is a long strain of racist thought in America that black men and women are hyper-sexual, and this video shows that there is a grain of truth to this stereotype, no?

[blackandwhiteangel13]

@marzilyas "Jezebels" come from all races and I have never heard such igorance about all black women being promiscuous because that is a total lie.

[marzilyas]

@blackandwhiteangel13 I realize this. I know lots and lots of black women who are not jezebels. I'm not a racist person in my actions and deeds. It's just that I see a comedy clip like this and it reinforces a lot of racist notions non-blacks have about black people.

[blackandwhiteangel13]

@marzilyas The you need to be careful in how you present yourself, because that statement you made sounded very racist. Also I didn't catch the idea from your last statement on how you see some but not all black women, just be sure to clarify.

[marzilyas]

@blackandwhiteangel13 I am too smart and know too many black people to be an actual racist. It's just that, as a white person, I see something like this (linked from Bernie Mac, who I love) and it brings some ugly thoughts to mind, which I really should not be sharing at all.

[NiocaLove]

@blackandwhiteangel13 - Why even waste your time responding to racist, ignorant people. Unless these ignorant people have any real power in the world - just ignore them. Sadly,there will always be racist fools in this world. It's those in power like judges that worry me the most.

[blackandwhiteangel13]

@NiocaLove Couldn't agree more, that why I'm trying myself to get into law, so there can be some person with sense in the system

[NiocaLove]

@blackandwhiteangel13 - That's fantastic. I wish you much success.

[blackandwhiteangel13]

@NiocaLove Oh thanks, it's a lot of work but it's worth it, plus with software enginnering

[damaddennite]

she looks good...juicy

[TheZaidabdullah]

This bitch is fine as hell i would eat her ass all day.. p.s i have a big dick he he

[andenisa]

All dick is not good just because it's big.............SOOOOO TRUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[salvi1979]

All Women want:

1) A big Dick

2) A man that can and will go downtown

3) A man that lasts forever

Nothing wrong with that we are happy to oblige as long as women understand we also have 3 desires from women when it has to do with sex

1) We want big tits and a big ass

2) We want blowjobs and anal consistently not just once every 5 birthdays

3) We want you to make us want to last forever..SURPRISE US!!!

[123shawntae]

@salvi1979 Anal??..why though fuck would you want to put your dick up someones colon?..

[salvi1979]

@123shawntae

the same reason why we like to put our penis up a women's oral cavity where she has all her taste buds not to mention feeds from and kisses her loves ones every day with,and lets not forget her vagina where she discharges not only urine on a daily basis but blood and excess body fluids and tissue.Yet no problem with women with us doing that... shit they insist!!!! not only putting our membrane in it but also our own oral cavity,that being said we love it but lets keep it real LOL!

[123shawntae]

@salvi1979 The vagina is a sexual reproductive organ..It was made for that!!.. The mouth, although it wasn't made for such actions, it was though made for tasting and eating,.. IT was made for things to be put inside..The anal though was made for the secretion of shit!!..Its the colon which is nothing but hallways full of shit ready to be released..Its connected to the large intestine which is for digestion.

[salvi1979]

@123shawntae

then explain why the creator put special glands that promote intense arousal in our cornholes, ask any woman that keeps it real and even a gay man a anal orgasm is 10 times more intense that a vaginal one its scientifically proven not to mention keep it real a hole full of bloody yeast infected discharge and urine is no better than a hole full of shit, just keep it clean lol!!!!!!!!! Now I can understand that is not your particular cup of tea but that is all it is.

[123shawntae]

@salvi1979 Every part on a humans body probably when touched by someone whom you are attracted to can create an intense arousal.. I'm pretty sure if someone sticks his dick inside my ear an orgasm can occur not based on the complete arousal of the stimulation but more on the irregularity, and excitement to be doing such actions... But your right to each his own.. Its just hard for me to understand how anyone could.

[salvi1979]

@123shawntae

I dont know about the ear thing but you are right sex like people varies,but as a man I can tell you I like it and about 70 percent of the women I have been with will engage in that act, some are better than others and some like it alot more often than others,but one thing I am sure of 99 percent of the men I have ever talked with about this topic would like it from their woman so like I said if a Woman wants all those things Sommore said then they have to put out.

[mh802]

@salvi1979 Blow jobs suck I don't see the point

[salvi1979]

@mh802

Are you a male or female? Because if you are female I can understand that since that is the thinking of most females sadly hence why all the posts but if you are male then I would suggest getting a woman that can actually perform that act well then tell me if it has no point.

[princejlee]

@mh802 YOU DONT LIKE BLOW JOBS? Man thats so weird im so sorry

[MsLushLondon]

looks like she was mauled by a bear.... funny though lol

[Caineheist]

So I guess I get to be verbally aggressive and she'll like....nice. But I already knew that.

[54jeanmarie]

Saw her perform @ Bananas Comedy Club in Fishkill, NY about 10 years ago. Thought I was gonna have a heart attack. You laugh so hard, you cannot breath!!!

[Dre2778]

D@mn she got a big print

[bullanguero82]

jajajajajajaja hand me those notepads i guess.

[pearpeas]

OMG. So WRONG, BUT RIGHT!!!

[liquidbody]

Dont hate u small dick wigger!!

[cosmosmonger]

hahaha niggers are hilarious

[101iamlegend]

@cosmosmonger Yeah, they are right? White people fuck and murder their children. did you know that?

[cosmosmonger]

@101iamlegend yea but why are you bringing up white people in a conversation about niggers? that's like if I talk about monkeys & you bring up sharks. what's it have to do with anything?

[101iamlegend]

@cosmosmonger Just a reminder, my cave monkey, child fucking friend.

[cosmosmonger]

@101iamlegend child-fucking? I'm not the one who makes booty videos on youtube with 3-year-old babies doing stripper dances. all niggers are perverted pedos who target little girls & stare at every ass like they have no self-control. all your nigger music is pornographic & demonic & you're all evil gangsters who fuck up the world. every time I see a group of niggers, the little girls are all sluts & the young boys are all rapist thugs. fuck you sub-human apes.

[101iamlegend]

@cosmosmonger For some one who likes to use the word "Nigger" you sure do love watching videos saturated with black folks. I bet they're the ones that has black folks doing dumb shit, too. As you watch them, do you feel good about yourself? do they make your shitty life worth living? As far as pedo goes, there's a difference between looking and doing. you people fuck and murder your own kids fer chrissakes!!!

[cosmosmonger]

@101iamlegend "you people" I don't have a people you dumb son of a bitch. and if I did, it's definitely not a bunch of grimy dusty niggers who fuck up the world. now do the world a favor, swallow a bottle of valium & take an eternal nap. fuck off fagot

[101iamlegend]

@cosmosmonger I can dig it. but, explain to me how blacks are fucking up the world.

[drbayoms]

@cosmosmonger

I can find quite a few videos on Youtube of degenerates who look like me, but doing immoral things. You have a problem with "nigger music" because it is demonic, great. Take a look at the men (who are usually gay) who own the labels this music is released on. I am pretty sure they are not black.

I suggest we lay off black people about their immoralities. Look around. The pedophile thing, we are not really in a position to say anything about it, are we?

[cosmosmonger]

@drbayoms we? who the fuck is we? I'm nothing like you and you're God-damned sure nothing like me. now shut your white trash, filthy ass up before I punch you in the heart.

[drbayoms]

@cosmosmonger

Not another internet threat.

[holdupdown]

@cosmosmonger That sounds like white people. Are you mad she's talking about big dicks and you don't have one? Whites are serial killers,pedophiles,and school shooters and Metal and rock music is notorious for Satan worship.

and there is more white porn stars than any other race. And whites are Hue-Mans so they are the subspecies. Have fun in your trailer! :)

[holdupdown]

@cosmosmonger lol...sure. No one likes you white devils. :)

[cosmosmonger]

@holdupdown you're still assuming I'm white. I swear you ghetto hoodrats never fucking learn. "da white man did it"<---that's all you ever bitch about. go teach your kids how to be strippers like the perverted nigger you are.

[holdupdown]

@cosmosmonger sure...lol. Whatever paleface. Yelling won't make your dick any shorter.

[aarpoman]

love ya

[XsweetstarliteX]

oh my daaaaaaaaaaaays just discovered her she is sooo funny

[JaguarEyes25]

when ever i need a good laugh .. Sommore doesn't disappoint.. I love this women

[TheMoniqueDiva]

shes mad funny but that outfit is ummmmmmmm... no comment

[tjamiriag98]

lower yo' MOUTHFUCKING voice .. .. hand me a note ! lmaoo

[babeboo081]

Bahahahah lmfao dis iz so true bahahahahah

[mangarda]

dang i have been waiting SO LONG for some new Sommore standup to come up on youtube! love this!

[hmoobontherun]

i think theres only thing as small penis because most these women carry big pussies hahaaha. how am i suppose to feel big if your pussy can fit my fist; no man's dick is larger than his fist. lolz

[sexysmeagol]

@hmoobontherun if ya aint got enuff furniture for the apartment dont blame teh landlord...

[hmoobontherun]

@sexysmeagol

are u special? i'm talking about pussy not no damn apartment.

besides if i can walk into a pussy that big then i will run the fuk out! lolz

[sexysmeagol]

@hmoobontherun ur an ass for not getting teh analogy stupid, little dick dunce...as sommore says..ur dick too small so stfu.

[hmoobontherun]

@sexysmeagol

my dick small cuz your pussy too big, idiot. as for your analogy, go fuk yourself. your a special person so i shouldn't even say anything anymore.

[StarrKitty1973]

@hmoobontherun No, your dick is small. Stop trying to buy magnums. All they do is slip off.

[hmoobontherun]

@StarrKitty1973

condoms irrelevant as i don't use none. that is how u are born so don't forget it. i was making a joke, u don't know funny ur just one of the many groupies on sommone pussy. lolz

[RepharaseJC]

her clothing is YUMMY ! I am actual fallin for her now .

[suzypuzy12]

A M E N !

[AZ70900]

booty booty booty :P

240 =no booty

720p= BOOTY 

[livingfordestini]

This woman always breaks it down....I love Sommore!

[clintonreid18]

damn, can`t even listen to what she`s saying because i`m just looking at that outfit and having nasty thoughts

[Tommybotham]

ROFLLLLLL

Man shes looks FIIIIIIIIIIIINE though.. Beautiful Black Woman

[anoitess]

This is educational. LOL. I am sending this PSA out to my friends.

[anoitess]

So funny! So true :-)

[DirtyFaceCapon3]

Funniest female stand up of all time IMO.

Nobody comes close.

[smileyshona2011]

she wearing that outfit!

[Duce102694]

At 1:27 - 1:32... I CRIED!!!! XD

[dadwalk11]

I agree with you Sommore, I don't have to write a note but I'm between lowering my voice and being able to project my voice, just keeping it real. However, ladies if your booty is flat as a piece of loose leaf paper or your tits look like two dried prunes with the stem still attached; you have to abide by these same rules. Although you may have a little lead way if your pay check is looking right. Jus saying, fair is fair!

[Blactor]

Sommore....I been watching her since Comic View...truly hilarious! Hope I get to meet her one day...

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

Shoot. NO HOMO but my stuff is huge that I can get loud with any FEMALE and any MALE related to her trying to tell me to lower my voice down. YEAH I-IGHT!!

[85LoveBug]

SHES OFF THE HOOK LOL :)

[MrsGtbala]

lmaoooooooo

[ernkfemp77]

She is really talking the truth man thats the way it is hahahaha really some guys have a small dick and still think that they are all that!!

[aunjel100]

lmao

[SYTYCD4Life]

A some of y'all dick so small y'all don't need to say...SHIT!!!

OMFG! LMFAO! I DROPPED MY PHONE LMFAO!

[KaneishaMarie1]

A mess..

[babegotback21]

lmaoo , she funny for this

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

omg, this shit ALWAYS cracks me up... SO TRUE

[MsCreative101]

Lmao

[Mtrib005]

she always look fly

[imserious2187]

damn........i want that chocolate mf

[BraveMinds]

Sommore killed it.... She speaks the truth