How to Not Be a YouTube Asshat

[MagmaSpawn]

ya im done watching your material

[AngelBug109]

I love your makup and great video.

[b00bpiercings]

booby tassles, asshair, and clit tickling

[gengis125]

@jpmetz You are very attractive :). Apparently, 87 people are asshats, LOL!

[MinitourM37]

How do you not have more people, or views, or subs, or what ever? Funny as not me! :D the term "Asshat" alone made me laugh! but nice job on addressing the issues ^^

[MRRrawr77]

I tried to get my frown on. I epically failed, then I realized it was because I'm not as awesome as jpmetz!!!!;)

[coal4life]

As of now... She's my momma!

[BordorFox]

You sum up Americans

[xXRawrJanisXx]

@BordorFox Not really. She thinks a good deal and will openly say her opinion. There are a lot of us apparently occupied with being hipsters.

[giathecat]

@BordorFox Go get drunk. You dumb Irish.

(just so you don't get your panties in a twist, i'm Irish too, and live in Irelend.)

[BordorFox]

@giathecat , oh wow an emo online, how terrifying, go hide in the corner yah little wannabe irish cretin.

[babyparada2010]

IshatonU directly messaged me and asked if I could sub....

don't get me wrong, he's not a bad Youtube personality..it's just his approach......

....lame.

[GeorgiaGrier28]

jpmetz is the only person in the world who can call me a complete fucking idiot, and still have me like her video and subscribe to her channel:)

[AlexxLovesChu]

o`_`o Awesome o`_`o

[TomMicrosoftNerd]

I use the term "Asshat" alot too.

[gerbil545]

Rule 11 should be rule 1.

[asifsys23]

evmoney.tv ref?

[kittyandstars777]

Next video: How to Not Be a YouTube Troll

[MsOutspokenOutcast]

I don't think it makes someone an asshat to be outspoken and honest. The people who are asshats are those who are being criticized and can't handle the truth. Therefore they refuse to change and get pissed off at you rather than taking it as constructive criticism.

[Leerrick]

I was subscribed to a youtuber recently who had a paypal link so we could leave donations...i aburptly left this person's channel because i was that turned off..and he's a partner so he's already getting utube earnnings...o well to each their own,

[MsEminem2121]

, #LOL

[bacementboy]

She's so mean

[MIssTouver]

@bacementboy she´s actually fun.

[bacementboy]

@MIssTouver she calls her fans idiots shes mean enuf for me

[windchild370]

@bacementboy it's in a jokingly way. apparently u don't get that and u really are an idiot. if u don't like her, unsubscribe.

[Dallastown18]

@bacementboy your a cockass.

[iluvidunno]

Funny how you're like good friends with Tonjes now, #LOL

[turtlegrater]

MONEYYY



[NaviLovesLink]

Asshattery on Urban Dictionary:

"The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat."

[CallMeThebee]

@NaviLovesLink that's a really bad definition! it doesn't explain what an asshat is!!! an asshat is when someone has their head so far up their ass it's like they're wearing it as a hat!

[NaviLovesLink]

@CallMeThebee Well duh. I thought everyone who would know the term "asshattery", would know what an asshat is. :)

[CallMeThebee]

@NaviLovesLink Except the asshats of this world. :)

[NowLifeStarts]

Keep pressing "0" and you can see how she gives head.

[Madcow551]

@NowLifeStarts omg! hahahaa

[ItsNotMeItsSammieZ]

i clicked on this video simply because i wanted to know what an asshat was.... its not what i pictures!

[Warcheiftin]

80 asshat's watched this.

[starcatcher9698]

ASSHATERY



[erikhnjs932]

i got fired today for calling my boss an asshat.

[BabeyBoo22]

@erikhnjs932 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaahahahahahhaahhaha­haahahahahahahahahahahahhaha



[erikhnjs932]

@BabeyBoo22 =]

[jumbagumbo]

I should be studying for SAT's.

But I've been staying up all night watching you.

It's worth failing.

[skybreaker09]

SKELETON KEY!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!

[AshantiAffliction]

haha i knew youd be making fun of nick

[bulletforyoubabe17]

asshattery :P

[kaitlindevabear3]

Asshatery

99.99% of reasons why people get so pissed!

[dabubbsta1]

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I love you, Justine <3

[hockeyluver52]

1,450 people aren't asshat's:)

[shadowthehedgehog181]

You could be MY asshat, baby :)

[djfelifell]

:* your ass

[TheNotanofay]

Holy shit, you're a genius. I'm about halfway through your list and I've subscribed to several of your friends. Way to promote.

[kelliezee]

ikr i hate it when ppl msg me to sub them or watch their stupid vids, i mean if your gonna waste your time to msg me your vid, atleast hav it be a good vid nd not some stupid ishh

[NeuroticNightmares07]

Can I buy you a coffee or will you punch me in the head if I do?

[TheNightcloudHATER]

Stepwhenyoursure is an asshat then. he advertises and whores out his channel at SCHOOL

[ShoutAnna]

You remind me of my mom, 'cept you are actually pritty, you dont have wrinkles, and you dont tell me my pants are to tight when they are 4 frigin sizes to big! no one wants baggy boy pants mom! UGH! uhh yeah so your cooler :)

[minamu8]

Is it "asshatery" or "asshattery"? I'm making a fake dictionary, & I want to know which one so I can put it in.

[PlatypusGuitar]

@minamu8 id go double tt cause otherwise it sounds like 'hate' instead of 'hat'

[TheRealSimsMaster]

I wonder who she was referring to.........

[TheLulzlulz]

Is that a man lying behind you on your bed?

[spt188]

asshatery

[nchollywood]

You're the master of frig-onometry.

[QueenofNevada]

the video stopped in the middle because youtube realized it was being an asshat and felt the need to fix itself stat.

[guardiansman12345]

so funnt, "asshat" thats gonna be my new way to point out a troll, " omg what an ASSHAT!!" lol

[CairiGee]

Only the goddes Jpmetz can "walk into YouYube"(;

[Forevercollab]

Lololol "idw2 mention any names but...here are names"

[llamacookie294]

hahahahhhahahaha!

[GlitteredCupcakez]

I LOVE YOUR VLOG~! thx .. just wish you could be a little more positive some days.. try and find a reason to be happy.. Youi have lots of fans.. ppl adore you.. oh, and you have nice teeth too. SMILE~!

[Prodigiousnesses]

@GlitteredCupcakez The whole point of her videos are that she's angry.

[GlitteredCupcakez]

@Prodigiousnesses Well, DUH.. Just saying.. I'd like to see it.. it'd probably be boring though huh~?? lol

[donthate123434]

Your funny :) lol

[whobeme10]

i comment here because you get money. i am actally speechless because you are so amazing

[Sn0wman1021]

Ur preety. :)

[DJflapjackz]

Yu look frgin hot

[lunazulaelise]

76 people are asshats.

[xHearter]

that'll be hard, everything ticks you off :P

[Edwardohhh]

You're doing it wrong!!

[BACHELOR4LIFE100]

She'd make a better sports coach than a school teacher. Don't think professionals such as teachers can use the word asshat to adnauseum and stii be credible. JMO

[BACHELOR4LIFE100]

you single? :)

[EverVigil]

@BACHELOR4LIFE100 Get in line.

[TOkenftw2010]

@BACHELOR4LIFE100

I love how you're asking her if she's single and your name is bachelor4LIFE....

[SolLuna909]

@TOkenftw2010 lol. LEGENDARY FAIL

[gazaking765]

@TOkenftw2010 Good point...lol....But she is a cutie..

[CourtniiLovesYewHoes]

@BACHELOR4LIFE100 No

She's taken by god.

o_o wait..she's taken by herself.

[YusufAlaseeri]

I will follow these rules as if they were laws laid by... I can't think of anyone higher than JPMETZ...

[ddsayRAWR]

asshat. asshatly. asshatery. i love this word

[Angelblood96]

SoundlyAwake is such a Shane Dawson copycat!

[PieGoddess7]

hmm very specific... xD

[al13forreal]

no kiss my ass comment time im deeply hurt :(

[GOGOFLYINSHEEP]

dont be a troll?lol

[elvenlolita]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONGGGGGG!

[joeman8804]

At first i thought u were gonna be a asshat lol but after watching ur vids i became inspired :D

[mybbysaysoorah]

please mentor my daughter.

[andysixforever]

obligated to pimp you!

[ZombieMeatPuppet]

Asshattery needs to fucking be in Webster's.

[minamu8]

@ZombieMeatPuppet I'm currently trying to put together a "Fake Dictionary" with that word in it. I wonder if it's on Urban Dictionary . com yet...

[hunterpeterson81095]

this is the exact definition of anarchy online asshattery

[TmakesV]

asshat = my new favorite insult

[JackieVarela]

73 people got pissed and clicked the dislike button because the video ended, its the most logical reason.

[p3ngu1n48]

have you ever seen a lets play, justine?

[gymnasticluver13]

hehe. ASSHATTERY (:

[DustinTheGoth]

i googled "asshat" and found you. lol.

[COCAROACH666]

go ahead and unfollow her ass lol

[XRawrXFearXMeX1]

72 asshat's watched this.

[Hachimitsu0Heart]

Your videos are epic.

You'd make a nice teacher. o.o

[JLVisuals]

OMG! you just ''humored'' my day! xD

[PopTartsnRocknRoll]

jpmetz has epic boobies =)

[SatoTM3]

your title drawed me x) bc im a real youtube bastard..

and lol ur anger was cute lol x)

as long as i dont tick u off =]

[Extubsy2]

ur awesome

[Xxnicoroxxx]

Truly pretty

[jaminator101]

you look GORGEOUS in this video :|

[shemini850]

i fell in love with you.

[ATHRENTHE2ND]

asshat is my new fav word!

[Cherryliciousssssss]

I wish you were my life coach. 

[soorynoname]

rule 11 nuf said

[MacbookJesse]

OMG IS THAT REALLY WHAT THEY DO? RE-UPLOADING VIDEOS FOR VIEWS?!?! THATS SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

[mysteriousmrsears]

dont make videos aymore

[adventurergigi]

you should do a

ask metz!

were ppl ask u questions!

(:

[fancypants315]

@adventurergigi It's called blogtv. ;) ignorant drone.

[adventurergigi]

@fancypants315 its called making a video, asswhole.

[TheCoverUp302]

@adventurergigi it's called spelling, asshole correctly, moron.

[Hachimitsu0Heart]

@TheCoverUp302 It's called Grammar, correctly, moronic asshole. :L

That was a joke. But seriously. Don't do that. xD

[traveler1938]

I think I will recomend this video to Onision, so he can learn a thing or two...

=D

[80smusicfanNO1]

I loved it.

[allblackimpala]

u bitch a lot

[kippensoep]

12. Don't post stupid vids about what to do and not to do to be succesfull on youtube, that really makes you a asshat.

[bunneyohdonkey10]

@kippensoep this comment made god cry.

[Koroar]

Rofl Asshat is the best word

[ChannelCassie]

I feel like.. I used to think you were really funny in a bitchy kind of way. But now I'm thinking hey.. This video is just an attempt at humiliating people.

Party foul.

[ZenCollegeGirl]

Thank you so much for enlightening me! =]

[rrrobert77]

after 4 pints i would hit it

big titiessssssssss

[hattrickster33]

You sound like my mom

[snowangel21111]

ASSHATTERY

[0ojazzieo0]

this is interesting. i dont really do the making of vid thing, but after that video im scared that you are going to jump out and attack me if its not 100% original o.o *scared*

[LOLZHAHANOTFUNNY]

you tell um Justine.

no one wants to be a YouTube hoe.

[ascobie261407]

@MissSophiie : Shut up, troll..

[TrixxyKitty]

... You can "WALK" into youtube? O.o

[TheKarinish]

@TrixxyKitty log in, not walk in ;)

[yi238]

@TrixxyKitty ONE DOES NOT JUST WALK INTO YOUTUBE!

[Garten260]

@TrixxyKitty  When you're JPMetz, you can do anything.

[grsalzaval]

@TrixxyKitty of course she can,SHE'S JPMETZ!

[VxMyaxV]

@TrixxyKitty yes you can. anything that Jpmetz says is the frigg true!!

[flygrl69]

@TrixxyKitty yes, BUT, you need to be invited by youtube and get a special key to the secret door, like what I have ;-)

[origamiist]

@TrixxyKitty hell yes.

[sandflapjack]

@TrixxyKitty One does not just simply walk into youtube.

[OMGME11]

@TrixxyKitty Pretty sure she said "FRIGGIN" log. n00b.

[TrixxyKitty]

... You can "WALK" into youtube? O.o

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

Hilars. :D

[MrWanc]

You rock JP. I have an actual ASSHAT website and enjoyed myself. now pimp my site since I commented on your blog. :) Take Care and good work.

[FreeUpYourMind]

Yesss! thank you!

[shunshineXXrainbows]

you would make an amazing elementary school teacher.

[jadejigsaw]

@shunshineXXrainbows 69 thumbs up :D

[CallMeThebee]

@shunshineXXrainbows ASSHAT!!!!! i accidently clicked the thumbs down!!!!1111111111111111 woopz!! :'[

[coverupthegirl]

can i name my new dog after you?

[whamo30001]

Your bigger than life!!! NOT! Blah blah blah..

[MissSophiie]

TEAM ARIELLE1!!

FUCK YOU

[latrelus]

thank u. u r amazing. i love u.

[syduck98]

UR AN ASSHAT

[Penguinfghtr]

LOL My favorite was 11

[YeuxVermeils26]

I love your analogies.

[CourtneyxAmanda]

i was dying when you said 'ass-hatery'

XDD

your great!

[TheOtherTyler]

AHAHAHA YESSSSSSS

<3

[Gold3n3y3]

Justine 3:16 says I just kicked your ASS!!

[ThisIsRoTV]

that friggin a s shat! :)

had to watch again.. and again. i unsubbed that hoe!

:)

xoxo

ro

[SamanthaArch]

You crack me up.

[jldb52408]

heyy! im 16 and honestly love your videos! im getting a video camera for christmas and rlly wanna make it big, like in acting, any ideas for videos?! ur good.

[cvarg90]

You know how to be a success on YouTube. You are an amazing wit and talent. You brighten everyone's day.

[shimirabilis]

hahaha JPMETZ SMASSH!!!

[kunfussed213]

Lmao flashing Nicola s/n.

Don't give me any excusses. It's useless. I wish you were the person i thought you were. *snapping fingers*.

p.s. <3 the look :D

[uturnman76]

whats an "asshat" ? Whats a "fail" Whats "twitter" What does "youtube" mean?? Why are you looking at this?

PB&J is the shit

[heyitsjai]

love your hair in this video :D

[brutaltara]

u use Freggin 2much 2??? i do 2 lawl and asshat well sometimes lol i love ur attitude ur hilarious

[satanlovesmethisikno]

You look like an asshat fucking dumbass

[Frenchiie33]

Lol, you make me laugh so much. Keep callin' those friggin' asshats out Justine! :)

[nocomplaina]

good point girl! ....its all ridonkulous.

[brutaltara]

plus i love how ur like im no naming any names but u do ROFL xD

[brutaltara]

i like the word "youtubers" lol is that wut we r called??? lmfao

[mallard003]

Thank you, I'll do my best