FOR TROLLS: How To Comment On Videos (by DC Douglas)

[4theboard]

1:27...whoa...i don't need that many sandwiches

[moos14]

fag!?

[jaidafat11]

lol i like the part where he said she's hot i'd f@ck her

[jaidafat11]

good vid

[mewtwo711]

... WHAT HAVE IIII BECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME?!

[Warhawk0602]

I WANT WESKER AS MY TUTOR!!!

[tsstevensts]

Ten bucks says Wesker really did this.

[ongsepu]

great..

[EmDesignOtr]

:)

[XxharleyquinnXx22811]

Fags

[XxharleyquinnXx22811]

That was pointless

[rojerj99]

newbie

[maxmark122]

lolz the most funny part was when he said shez hawt i'd F@ck her

[JustShootIm]

That was funny and very true ahahhaha So was that DC Douglas doing the narration?

[joelraul12]

fag



[Roboyoshi15]

@joelraul12 oh my...

[TheOldTimesBro]

Mhm yesh.

[Strelok245]

Y NO SOND?

[msteely1]

That sucked.now I'm doing it.

[ChestOfEverything]

Why the Hack do you have my Comment Style at 3:14 ?

[hikuro14]

This video fucking sucks and you should feel bad for posting it.

(am I cool now?)

[ladyjane890]

my english is not good, but i cried with laughter anyway.. so funny!!!!!!

[RandomAHOL]

Woah, this is some ****ed up shit here, and it's just a parody!

[LiveLifeLove88]

Wesker is a model youtuber :D

[Anonland]

YOU GET OUT AND FUCK OFF AND SUCK MY DICK YOU ASSWIPES!!!

[DoctorKandosii]

Troll response: umad bro? get back in the kitchen I found this hard to masturbate to.

...I liked BillyBob too.

[Ravenshard019]

I love this. It's just spot on, and so funny x)

[Jordanationalismtion]

That... was beautiful.

[TheSquigleMaster]

So this is how it starts..... Where's my shot gun...

[cypresswillow2591]

btw, the BG sound reminds me of game play in my Ipod xD

[harbingerofstorms]

Awful. You mad ??? LOLOLOLOLOL

[ExecutorOnslaught]

fag!?

[ModelOmega]

OMFG U AL SUK, DIS VID S STUPD, AGH A VEIN POPD N MY FORHED.

*sarcasm added*

[ciaweth]

The video was cool. The comments on it are gold.

[soullordT8]

good news that a** whatever really does have a channel now haha i'm sorry i can't stop laughing

[seamoremonster]

This is always worth another look. DC has got it down!

[DancinLumberjack]

I like this video. Fag!?

[tulleuchen]

This video was beautiful and cute, I mean it made me fart! doh I can't get this down! Lol! oh there I go!

[erifgninrub]

I like how there is a youtube account named AssGrinderTroll69 and it only took 2 days after this video was posted to be created

[SweatyGhost]

Dead on!

[BladeFire30]

Haha that made me roflshif!

[ModelOmega]

G.I.F.T.- Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad

[SuperSaiyanAl]

I wonder if this video has achieved the optimal number of hits for embedding, ensuring complete internet saturation.

[freecomkcf]

i find it amusing that "dark impulses" is directed at the crotch area

[Jowain92]

D.C. Douglas, the man who will teach you how be a troll on the internet.

Somehow I find green haired child cute... considering her parents...

[thatguyiknewinrwanda]

Disproportionate was misspelled ):

This, however, does not alter my opinion that D.C. is mankind's savior.

[lancebaxter]

@thatguyiknewinrwanda I want my savior to spell correctly!  ;-) Um, actually, that is an "o" taking a pee - making it look like an "a"...

[thatguyiknewinrwanda]

@lancebaxter : Oh lawdy, now I feel stupid. Forgive me for my transgressions.

[cypresswillow2591]

@lancebaxter LOL im gonna use that excuse to my teach xDD

[naruto101698]

@thatguyiknewinrwanda look are you guys liking this video cause i am loving it

[LevantineR1]

AssGrinderTroll69 seems like a pretty cool guy. Legit, IMO.

[CarlosOlivera000]

HAHAHA it completely changed the way i use youtube.

[KillYounglings]

The way I see it, commenting on Youtube is like talking a wall that occasionally talks back. It's a nice way to vent sometimes.

[overhyped303x]

ahaahhaahahahahaha very nice

[sjofu]

Lame!

[MrMegatruth]

@DishrackDarwin

why are you talking to yourself?

[Blacksun388]

That just about brought a tear to my eye.

Almost.

[MrMegatruth]

funny

[WildCatsKitten1]

@MrMegatruth

Hi bencubed, lodatzor etc

Why do you lie about being blocked on the es8 vid?

Why are you such a whiny assed faggot that is scared to defend himself there?

Why do you use so many accounts to troll?

Why are you so stupid that you do not know the difference between England and Great Britain?

Why do you lie about being a teacher when you are always trolling on yt and you display your stupidity on a regular basis?

[MrMegatruth]

@WildCatsKitten1

you are the case in point of the video

thanks for proving it

[transtlantic]

@WildCatsKitten1 why are you so fucking stupid that you believe in made up gods and promote creationism?

your ideology regarding ID/creationism has been ruled at the Dover trial as being complete religious nonsense

sucks to be you, retard.

[XiahouDun1225]

@transtlantic Leave it to a weeblo to go bashing stuff they don't understand...Calling you retarded would be offensive to people who're mentally handicapped <-<' Why not do everyone a favor and actually cut all the way into your wrist instead of pussying out half way? You know what, just to the world a favor and don't procreate[Make babies if you're too retarded to understand what that means]. The world could do without your kids man.

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225

hey sockpuppet. just because i proved that creationism is wrong, that doesn't mean you should be angry at me.

be angry with your parents. who didn't allow to finish school beyond the 6th grade.

now fuck off.

[SventheCrusader]

@transtlantic and @XihaouDun1225

You know, I think Mr. Douglas would find it rather amusing that one of his videos, parodying things like YouTube comment bitchfights, has just started a YouTube comment bitchfight.

[XiahouDun1225]

@transtlantic *Clears throat*Now now there is no need to have a tantrum. Just because people like you, On both sides of this issue, flame and bash things because you can't quite wrap your little mind around it, doesn't mean everyone has to put up with it. All I did was construct an argument, add personal attacks[which seems to be the only way to successfully communicate to people like you] and hit post.

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225

wait.... you really have the delusion that people bash creationism because they don't understand it?

HA HA HA HA

you ignorant moron! LOLOLOL

i think you are the one who can't wrap your little ignorant mind around reason. LOLOL

now fuck off.

[XiahouDun1225]

@transtlantic You can't seem to end any arguments with anything but "now fuck off".

Now maybe you should stop being ignorant and "converting" and yes that is what you're trying to do, to your point of view. It's people like wyou who make people hate the rest of us Americans.

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225

converting? what i am trying to convert people into?

what is my point of view? do tell.

Hate americans? lolol I like the USA. you idiot. It's idiotic uneducated morons like you who make others to hate americans.

American creationists are a joke, a social waste. uneducated, stupid and fringe to retarded. they polute more, do more harm and provide no contribution to progress.

Now fuck off.

[XiahouDun1225]

@transtlantic Believing Science solves everything is ignorant.

Religion without science is blind and science without religion is boring.

Intelligent Design is the best combination, and those who believe in pure creationism are blind, as are those who believe that everything is coincidence, I mean by that token Earth is the only populated planet, and everything shall be pointless in the end.

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225 Believing Science solves everything is quite intelligent. Is there any other tool better than science to solve anything? do name it.

ofc without religion is boring. doesn't mean you use religion in order to obtain valid conclusions (you don't). we need religion as a comedy relief. religion is today the product of imaginary nonsense, stupid shit that values for jack shit.

ID is what? lolol come on...can you use that for anything? LOLOL do tell.

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225

there is no such thing as "pure creationism", there's creationism. which is solely the product of imagination, like astrology!

saying species evolve is coincidence is like saying 1+1 =2 is coincidence. LOLOL

context is indeed all.

By the logic of science: Life can appear in many places. there billions of planets outthere. we only figured out how to make light bulbs less than 200 years ago. Now imagine how long would it would take for us to see the same from other planets! get it?

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225

pointless? lolol fucking why? just because you are going to die and that's it. that doesn't make your life pointless. you Live, period. get the best of it.

after you die, you won't care. eat, shit, piss, fuck, cry, shout, have kids, don't have kids, your call.

you make the points!

now fuck off.

[XiahouDun1225]

@transtlantic It means in the grand scheme of things all things done in one's life is pointless. With no actual impact made why should anyone strive to do the right thing? You have to think of these things otherwise you will be seen as ignorant.

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225

"grand scheme of things"- magic thinking. you don't know what "sheme" is that.

Why would anyone's life be pointless?

no actual impact? having kids doesn't cause an impact in your life and of others? come on...

what is the "right thing"? do you know? come on....

You are just assuming crap. But that's the point in living: the journey to seek answers, instead of making a priori failed tautologies that lead nowhere.

I do think, a lot, you don't.

[XiahouDun1225]

@transtlantic Your thinking ends where your beliefs limit them...You'll only achieve for material gain, and knowledge limited to how chemicals interact. The real vastness of our world will escape you, as it does most people who willingly confine themselves to a single kind of belief.

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225

there is nothing else by material gain out there. i do consider Love an example of a material thing. afterall...all things that exist are material.

Saying that knowledge is limited to how chemicals interact is like saying that a squared shape is limited by 4 sides... get it? it's ridiculous to say that ALL that exists is limited by it's own existence.

The REAL vastness of this world is understood by me, and only imagined by you. and imagination...isn't reality.

[XiahouDun1225]

@transtlantic Keep thinking that, whatever helps you sleep at night.

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225

sleep well? lolol the curious thinking here is that because i actually have knowledge, i understand mortality and how small our existence is, i have a larger view of the "picture". because you don't have any idea how things work, you are just an ignorant fuck. So...if ignorance is bliss (as some say), you would have tendency to sleep well at night, because you have NO fucking idea about anything!

Much like a kid sleeps well, ignorant of the future. that's you!

[XiahouDun1225]

@transtlantic I actually don't sleep to well. But thats a different matter entirely. And knowledge does not equate to knowing morality. And not all morality is correct.

[transtlantic]

@XiahouDun1225

morality is relative. but in order to make the best "Moral choice": having the most accurate and extensive information possible, does provide a better option than ignorant reflex.

"Not all morality is correct"; is a no true scotsman logical fallacy. morality IS, before being deemed right or wrong.

sleep tight!

[star3catcherSEQUEL]

@transtlantic That's the spirit!~

[O0oSorousho0O]

@transtlantic Trolling inside a troll vid? TROLLCEPTION

[Sh3ikha]

D.C is freaking awesome! LMAO!

[foxlake02]

Little YouTuber will be posting like MrSeymourButtz and MaximusArurealius in no time!

[AzureDarkGod]

"Oh dear! You're back to being a good person!" XD

[Shadowlandbluemoon]

With only 5,193 views, this comment is under viewed.

It needs to be seen by more people.

[Majern77]

Complete... Global... Commentration?

[Jaymonius]

Alexei knows best.

[Mustkillroy]

Thanks, Mr. Wesker!

[JMU24AZP]

This is by far the greatest video EVER posted on youtube, handsdown!

[blingmaster300]

Favorited because of ROFLSHIF

[Tank207]

This is the internet in a nutshell.

The internet, where intelligent conversation and the English language go to die.

[MitchZer0II]

And now little youtuber here's a video that has 743 likes, and 120 dislikes, what should your comment be?

[Amanda8086]

I'm absolutely batshit for D.C. Douglas. He's so HAWT!!!!

[EphraimJWitchwood]

Fucking funny, suck a dick, lol. XD

[JessaTehMessa34]

Finally, someone who thinks the same way I do.

[jigglemaster7]

fag

[Diggler277]

You forgot to tell people to cry about the like button, but otherwise great video.

[lightskinboi06]

You just got a new subscriber! ;-) Wait...that sentence is too long....

LOL!

[JohnnyJames7]

Absolute classic. Just started to produce and post my own video's so this will be a favorite of mine forever. Dead on satire. J

[NpaMattAlan]

This video still hasn't gone viral? WTF?

[XDeathXSS]

TVISABISTMLAPOS

[spacemanisaac]

Always listen to Wesker.

[fakill911]

okay let me try ummm: go fuck yourself u sucking dick head go lick ur moms pussy!!

[GURGLEGUY12345]

@fakill911 Nice use of shortened words, but you need to use more acronyms.

[LeolaTaylor]

This is pure genius. I like the little YouTuber!

Also, I must be a pretty bad YouTuber myself. (I think that just became my word of the day.)

DC Douglas, you still remain my hero.

[sindaemon]

Why, D.C Douglas?! Why must you constantly reaffirm my absolute love of you?! You lovable bastard!

[dougweskerdjt]

your fucking brilliant.... fag lol

[Majic275]

2 People are alternate accounts for AssGrinderTroll69. :)

[LilSayo]

 I love D.C. Douglas :D

[CrossoverWars]

This pretty much sums up Youtube as a whole. Genius.

[reikidog1]

This is wonderful!!!! :)

[LordTomas92]

This should appear on YouTube's header in home page. Excellent.

[elementalkirby]

FAKE and GAY

[PopcornLukey]

@elementalkirby Hey look, guys! It's AssGrinderTroll69!

[BrekanArts]

Touche'! You're a funny dude. You and Bill Maher should go on a date. LOL.

[RaWrTankGirl]

Wahhh! Wahh! F@g.

LOL

[GeekyMex]

Assgrindertroll69 is a douchebag who vents his frustration.

[L4cH4nC3]

Thanks, ... fag. OW!

[TheSchmuckLook]

So much truth in so little time. Again, BRAVO!!!

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

Fagilicious slut :)

[PikachuGunner]

Heh...I wonder if someone's made an "AssGrinderTroll69" account by now...?

[OckhamDeRazor]

@PikachuGunner June 18 -- two days after the upload. (birthday of AssGrinderTroll69).

[CrossoverWars]

@PikachuGunner Scroll down the comments on this video and you'll find him eventually.

[ItsYourCountry]

ROFLMAO....

@RoseWood5566. DC has already been f@cked! Those tea bags don't prevent gonorrhea... you sure about this?

[taielena]

ROFLSHIF!

[ignatzRat]

Fantasic!

[LadyMary6996]

RoseWood5566 - is so far, the only person that truly understands the videos message! So with her sense of humor and understanding of the video, she posted a comment just like the one in this video at - 1:57 - to show how much she understood the video, while giving lance baxter a compliment at the same time! And by doing so, she got him to reply back to her. Clever!

[pjmgame]

2:05 to 2:27 s not really true. Youtubers place videos of themselves all the time. We may not know their name or full namrs but we know what they look like. I'm not one of those people so I guess I fit into this category. Lucky Me

[pjmgame]

Very funny and very true

[SwobyJ]

Oh dear, you're back to being a good person!

[Aerien]

Lol this made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants ^^ (and no, I'm not normally incontinent wise guy!)

[scbluesman13]

"I liked Billy-Bob"

ROFL... (SHIF)!

[spikehamer2]

I knew wesker was a troller

[RoseWood5566]

D.C. Douglas is hawt! I'd fuck him!

[lancebaxter]

@RoseWood5566 My favorite comment!! Made me ROFLSHIF!

[meltheofcgamergirl]

@RoseWood5566

me too! >:D

[xHCxSOLDIER]

@RoseWood5566 STFUYMFFL Now Gtfo fag!?

[zija777]

U R FUNNY

[emoluffs009]

oooh deer your back to being a good person

[redblues]

This video is 4chan, youtube, and pretty much the whole internet in a nutshell.

[geran1991]

ROFL! I bloody love it.

[TammyFayeSyndrome]

You left out the part about how Republican ad hominems are so often projections of their own homosexuality.

[Reogo]

Thank you D.C, you've captured how I've felt about the internet and put it into a well constructed video! Youtube gold right here!

[bizzyDMB80]

This is GREAT!! And soooooo true...99% of any debate turns nasty quick... disagreements are fine, but when personal (when they don't even know you) attacks start, they loose all credibility.

[courtesyof24]

This rang so much truth!!

[OneStepCloser2Me]

this vid should go viral! love it

[Aerien]

@OneStepCloser2Me well go on then ^^

[SaintLegacy]

DC you're a Fa....no just kidding xD hahah oh my god this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. XD dear lord. but its so true people leave the rudest stupidest comments without thought or reason and you don't deserve that type of crap. we love you DC!!!

[AssGrinderTroll69]

It was in ur best interest to go fuck urself and this vid LMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Every1 below me R faggets.

[davesanti]

Wow, this vid nailed it on the head!

[Ravenprincess]

Ouch. You hit the bull's eye there.

Hehehe...so true!

Hilarious vid :)

[scbluesman13]

Excellent vid.  Thanks LB.

[doenutz37]

Fag!! LMFAO

Tru dat

[lorypops]

One good reason for ROFL today! Thank you!

[julsHz]

Great video, er, I mean, ROFLSHIF! ---Fag.

(I subbed)

[TaisatheGamer]

....this is so very true. About everything internet, really.

[385Mercedes]

Wonderful! On YT, truth is definitely stranger than faction (I mean fiction) !

[ZegatonZ]

@385Mercedes

LOL

[classicallady]

LOL It's funny! Tks seamoremonster.

[LordBLB]

I R Superior to Lance... FAG!

[MegaElectricity]

This is pointless and stupid. I hope you rot your faggot ass in hell.

P.S i'd fuck that bitch at 1:42

[Nudoru]

@MegaElectricity Dude O__O

What's the problem? O.o

[Nudoru]

@MegaElectricity Oh nevermind I think I get it XDD

[Sarcosuchas]

That. Was. Brilliant. XD

[monkfan14]

The political fight was PERFECT. Especially the third comment about how we're all slaves to the FED, those freaks make up 90% of this community. Loved every second of this video.

[boulderdsvo]

Fake and gay.

(I always wanted to say that.)

LOVED the WBC guy running through at 3:11.

[McSomething15]

Am I doing this right?

[XxLadyValentine267xX]

lol nice!!!

xD

[rockhopper10r]

Hilarious! Great job! I'm still a polite little You Tuber.

[vashcat]

Bravo! Loved it!