Screen Wipe - Celebrity Big Brother 2007

[kreilly1875]

love the curb music.



[LucasSlag]

I'm glad she's dead

[WalterLiddy]

@littleredsquirrel87 The question I have is, why would such a person agree to participate in trash tv like this in the first place?

[StonySteveLemon]

BLOODY KINGSTON BLOODY TOWN

[Coolguyrob2006]

'My claim to fame is meeting you'? Sometimes I'm glad she's dead

[JaceValm]

4:48 Its that guy Nick Clegg! Before he became famous. Now he's gone through the same cycle

[SparkToPierceTheDark]

What's the background music upto 45seconds? I know it's a theme tune but I forget to what...thank you.

[PercyandDuckfan94]

@SparkToPierceTheDark That's Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[SparkToPierceTheDark]

@PercyandDuckfan94 thank you!

[gordinirob]

@SparkToPierceTheDark It's the theme from "Curb your enthusiasm"

[MrSyrett]

",,,and they are slags" - Probably the first and last time that expression has been used on Question time

[SaitanMar]

His description of Jade Goody was... well just perfect.

[30Ciaran]

That was probably the best decision Donny has ever made, everything else though.......

[TeamBlackDragons01]

"Donny gained a 1,000 dignity points by scrambling over the wall" Absolutely Brilliant.

[Dhammond5]

Jade Goody was just fucking pointless

[sayno2lolzisback]

those frickin racist cats!

[gav240z]

Fuck when the fuck will BB end. I hate the shit, it's been on TV for 10 fucking years. It was shit the first time around.

[Clausfarre]

She was right you know. Brits are superior to indians - if that was what she was aiming at...

[gtmthegreat]

@Clausfarre In which regard?

[Clausfarre]

@gtmthegreat The caste system for one. Europe went through the period of enlightenment and what followed was a tsunami of scientific and cultural breakthroughs. Brits are more civilized. I regard that as undisputable.

[adamdd09]

@Clausfarre except alot of the breaktroughs arrived from the east in the 1500s like modern numbers, advanced ships and new sewers tho we were slow on the sewer bit

[MintyInTheSky]

@Clausfarre Wow, you're so right! As evidenced by the clips shown, Brits are clearly more sophisticated than any Indian =D

[ToliveAnimations]

Death to the racist. How right he was.

[loneorrea]

can anybody tell me what's the music at 0:05?

[kendohmassif]

@loneorrea

The theme tune to Curb Your Enthusiasm its called 'Frolic'

[SamusDrake]

BB is about as real as Jeremy Kyle or Biggest looser. Its all fake TV.

Perhaps if the TV networks focused on more intellgient and quality programming we might see an end to this kind of BS on our screens.

[Guymclovinit]

jade goodie died on my birthday

[wombat989]

@Guymclovinit Best present ever?

[pragmatismnotidealis]

'cry yourself tolerant!'

[k02himur]

i want to kill donny torrets or what the fuck his name is. cunt

[TheBroz]

Lets play spot the dead person...

[franzferdinandaddict]

"And now im going to dance to some Reggae to prove im not racist"

[mrvillain88]

from 3:34 2 3:47 he is right about it.

[AlexTheRussianAnt]

Hehehe "boo death tot he racist" and the cats just like "tuna?"

[soupalex]

@AlexTheRussianAnt I fucking love that cat.

[pmccallig18]

Just call her what you like noone will notice haha

[FishlipsMalone]

Good fucking stuff there, especially some of the lads there went insane and the finger in the backyard... seems charlie really knows what to do wth the stuff that makes ridicioulus news and want to piss on it, and the whole "R" thing, they where so pissed they forgot what the fight wass all about, cheers lmao

[Chunker12]

fair play donny tourettes a nob but i gained a bit of respect for him when he climbed the wall and called jade goody and her family idiots

[padstar999]

"She hates people and I hate her for that"haha, so true.

[thundertid]

"Boo! Death to the Racist!" hahaha

[Blitzpheonix2010]

brooker is the funny guy of the u,k on t,v very legendary

the way hespeaks is great

[BBQhedgehog]

Oh how everybody forgot, poor old Jade with cancer. What about Jade the racist bully?? Ridens = Good.

[oliversenord]

(Picture of cat), "Boo death to the racist"

[122meluke]

Jade actually didnt say anything racist but she got the most slack for it! I dont really like her but how is that fair! Jo, Danielle and Jack were the real racists but they didnt even say sorry but were quickly left alone!!!! It's not fair people are so stupid at times they really really are!

[Yammahoo]

"Oh, just call her what you like, I'm sure no one will notice."

HAHA!

[spankmymonkey3]

I herd shipa has curry breath

[surfin4]

love brooker

[alrdd]

"Donnie gained 1000 dignity points by scrambling over the wall"

haha

[Lucasslipknot1]

skpaoskaop'

[DropKickEddy]

Jack, A man so slow he has to whistle before he goes to the toilet so he remembers which end to shit through.

God my lungs hurt

[Kousaburo]

"Oh Kingston, bloody town...!"

[soupalex]

@Kousaburo I love these bits where he makes a point of acting like a tit and can't keep a straight face; the "Yoof" episode was a good one.

[maclennan73]

Oh Charlie, I know its rich pickings laughing at this bunch, but you do make a damn fine job of finding more for us to chortle at.

[Substantive64]

@tarhun

PC was created by various LEFTISTS - Mao and Stalin,for starters.

[yellowcougar18]

Jade was ignorant, Jo was an idiot and washed up, and Danielle Lloyd was about as intelligent as a brain dead Shark, whose decided to live on the beach.

I honestly think she would be stupid enough to actually swallow a cyanide tablet if someone handed a pill to her and said "Here, take this."

If only the world was less ignorant. With the death of Jade Goody, it's one step closer.

[AlanMcB]

Am I the first one to notice that this fiasco was Curb your enthusiasm come to life.

[chocomog35]

Go on, cry!! Cry yourself tolerant!!

[CinematicallyUnhappy]

that's it, cry. cry yourself tolerant.

[urzzz13]

'' Yeah, well that certainly sounds like textbook racism, not that she has ever read a textbook, well not without chewing the corners like a baby chimp''

haha Charlie Brooker is so funny!

[youhatemenoww]

you put "death to the racist" in the description.

oopsie....

[chulk607]

It worked!

Who's next....

[CrosshairJack]

"Just black up and have done with it!"

[notjustyouraverage]

Jade, Jo and Danielle- The worlds thickest coven- lmao!!!!!

[Selecta88]

"The Goodies; a group so course they could lower the tone at an inter-species farmhouse gangbang." Fucking genius stuff frokm Brooker.

[markhammond15]

I'd write something to disagree, but it'd take too long.. and the dullard that replied to this is hardly splitting atoms either... thank god we have elected officials to run the country.... I just found it interesting that you refer to yourself as a 'Brit' when virtually no other person from England, Scotland etc would do so... i'm assuming you consider yourself to be of dual nationality... though given the musical taste, I wouldn't think of Eastern origins... definately a girl though...

[dontleademsomuch]

haha what envious non-entity cunts. goody is thankfully dead and the scouse bitch nearly lost her leg sonow jo has to get raped and strangled to death

[whatageeza]

You are fucked up.

[markhammond15]

Might be slightly going overboard with the sentiment there mate.... but the ball is in more or less the right court... and not just because of the whole racist thing, simply because for a few years, thanks to some overwhelming mass idiocy, we were practically forced to watch people on screen that you'd ordinarily cross the street to avoid....

[suicidejournalist]

'Cry yourself tolerant!!'

[griffin7564]

rofl rapist i mean racist

[richardthemanhughes]

"Jack, a man so slow he probably has to whistle before he goes to the toilet so he knows which end to shit through!"

Hahaha. Wonderful.

[wixy20071]

@richardthemanhughes oh my! the best quote lol

[computer11111111111]

"And then Ken stormed out, well i say stormed out, frankly I had yo hit the fast forward button three times just to get the f*****across the room" XD

[gromit789]

charlie brooker is a legend

[alipindahouse123]

5:10 racist scum.

[caimisace]

is it me or dose jade goody look like gok wan 4:02

[Yehbytheway]

Big brother is trying to be to gimmicky.

Chasing headlines instead of good content.

[dowling1981]

That is an eerily prophetic line in your channel description

[FirebirdKnight]

Karma's a bitch isn't it Jade, they should have buried BB after this.

[greyreview]

shut up

[definition1988]

except this was filmed about 3 years ago

[CptPanda29]

filmed 3 years ago and uploaded about two weeks later...

[autumn999]

Charlie brooker is great.

[joepickard]

"Jack, a man so slow he probably has to whistle before going to the toilet so he knows which end to shit through"

[flyingdrake]

so what did giggly boobs say that was racist? (couldn't make it out with her accent)

[SteffTubez]

"I think she should fuck-off home" P:

[Soundfrequency]

You do?

Racist! :O

[SteffTubez]

Nooooo.

I was quoting what that twat from BB said.

[girlcalledxkill]

"Cry yourself tolerant." Charlie is brilliant.

[iWilling]

Brian, you don't know who Hitler is?

Wow.

[iburnedthedinner]

Now that's something you don't read every day. Thank God.

[Brianuk85]

yep but all we do with him now is take the Piss out of him 4 Comedy

[iburnedthedinner]

Actually I was commenting on how insane you sound

[SteffTubez]

You sound intelligent. =]

[Brianuk85]

this lad is boss his dead set was da best hope thers a series 2 soon may be they they shroud do Celebrity Big Brother with zombies in it that be good to see & may be a series 3

[Brianuk85]

show some fucking respect

[andrew1903]

Didn't like her when she was living why would I like her now that she's dead. Do you show Hitler respect? I think he might be dead.

[Brianuk85]

well i didn't but she was dead on mummers day of all days

whos Hitler what did he do on tv & when was he dead

[WTFRawrtube]

Tard

[thespermdonor]

Death to the racist - how ironic.

[manno24]

Brooker is probably my favourite person ever.

[Brianuk85]

heave u seen his dead set its boss

[cokieblume]

the last five seconds is my fav bit of this...

Old bloody Kingston bloody town...

His dance, his voice and the fact he cracks up at the end = love for charlie i dont know how i got by without him quite frankly

[Soundfrequency]

The sound on my telly is broken, just as well I suppose, I turned it on the other day to find some sick bastard called Tweedy marrying Dr.Evil >:O

I did like Jade's wedding though, not a hair out of place

[chrisellin929]

lmao thats a bit close

[Soundfrequency]

You like?

Okay here's another:

Knock knock...

[WillFoster1990]

whos there?

[WillFoster1990]

lol

[ada2247]

Charlie is always absolutly on the spot, love him

[Area5107]

Thank god Jade is dead, some people just dont deserve sympathy, a disgrace to our country, not shes a rotting corpse in the ground.

[dannya333]

to be fair to goody, while what she said was discraceful, i think Danielle Lloyd's comments were far far worse but she gets away with it because she 'gets em out' in lads mags and covers up her ignorant xenophobia by having sex with every black footballer in the premiership. The media are such hypocrites for savaging goody after this and then treating her like a saint when they found she had cancer.

[meu02136]

I'm going to get some breast implants and murder some Indians.

[JONNOG88]

Don't get me wrong my heart goes out to Jade Goody's children.

But her battle against Cancer was no more heroic then any other women or mother battling the disease.

[aoinekodax]

good ole charle :)

[SClubBabesForever]

Sorry Charlie, but CBB 2007 was as rigged as a pro wrestling match. Shetty won a rigged game, framed 3 innocent people, ruined lives in the name of world fame, and paid channel 4 for their help, the rigged votes and faked "viewer complaints." There was no racism or bullying, just Shetty winding her housemates up under the directions of her manager & channel 4 execs. Worked well, the skank got world famous out of it. HER claim to fame is THIS!

[brrrrrrrrrrrrrruuupp]

Unfortunately I was one of those people who shouted loudly die Jade goody you racist during this....

It was pure jealousy, thats what it all stemmed from.

Funny video as usual.

[rithompson]

"Your claim to fame is this. Good for you!" Shilpa, you summed Jade's life up in two simple sentences.

[SClubBabesForever]

rithompson, you are way off base! Since Shetty was only know in India and only became world famous because of CBB, don't you mean Shilpa's life was summed up in two sentences?

HER claim to fame is THIS!!

[rithompson]

No I'm not. Shilpa was at least famous for something, somewhere before Big Brother. Jade wasn't even famous in London before BB - that's what the comment meant.

[mrshnitburg]

Well said TheConciseStatement you live up to your name!!

[TheConciseStatement]

Thank you kindly Mr. Schnitburg. More proof to SClub that I'm not the only person with this opinion.

(Also noticed you favourited a Pat Condell vid - good call, sir.)

[TheConciseStatement]

I didn't like Jade Goody before she was dying.

I didn't like Jade Goody whilst she was dying.

And I don't think much more of her now that she's dead.

Why do we have to deify people just because of death? Am I supposed to reflect on what a courageous person Saddam Hussein was?

Death - doesn't - change - who - you - were.

[ProphetTenebrae]

It's really just because most people are terribly frightened of death and the culture of gushing over the dear departed - even if they were the personification of everything that was wrong with Britain - gives people some measure of comfort that when they die, similarly insincere platitudes will be spewed forth upon their shuffling off the mortal coil.

[SClubBabesForever]

Well "TheConciseStatement," Hmmm... interesting.

So then, you're saying Jade Goody is on the same level as Saddam Hussein?

Jade was a mass murderer? Jade was the tyrannical despot ruler of a terrorist friendly country?

Exactly how retarded are you, anyway? Were your parents cousins or something?

That comparison shows you to be a complete and utter moron!

Nobody gives a flying fuck what you think!

Go get sterilized and stop the obvious incest in your inbred bloodline!

[TheConciseStatement]

Firstly S Club (Christ, why don't you just go for MusicalGonorrhoea4Ever) you wrote 7 lines to indicate how much you 'don't care'. Complacency isn't that aggressive, love.

Secondly, at the time of writing that remark has +10, so somebody agrees.

Thirdly, you know perfectly well that analogy wasn't calling her a psycho. I was taking someone who clearly demonstrates why public opinion can't logically justify any reassessments after death. Princess Di - there, happy? That was a mass lobotomy too.

[SClubBabesForever]

Firstly TheConciseStatement (you're quite a big bag of wind for somebody with "concise" in their user-name)

The +10 means little, since I've seen the same on Nazi channels on Youtube, who really ought to ban such rubbish, but I digress.

Public opinion, i.e. the great unwashed, means little. Media hype made jade famous and media manipulation made her hated for crimes she was innocent of.

Her bravery in doing what she could for her kids in the face of death makes her a hero in MY book.

[TheConciseStatement]

That attacked my user name - cool, since I attacked yours - but didn't answer any of my counters.

I fully agree that large numbers aren't intrinsically more right than small ones - "might don't make right", but it does answer the charge,

"Nobody gives a flying fuck what you think!"

I've submitted not only that people did (including yourself) but that a fair few people actually agreed.

Still, quite nice of you to concede your only speaking for your book. Similarly, I can only speak for mine.

[SClubBabesForever]

I don't know why you presume that derision is the same thing as caring, as I can assure you that I do not care one iota.

As for the issues at hand, we must agree to disagree here, I should think.

[TheConciseStatement]

I can't tell you what you're thinking, I can only tell you what you're writing.

Liberal smatterings of exclamation and question marks; sporadic bursts of capitals; the length of all your responses on this board; and an excitable, reactionary tone, chosen over critical rebuttals - all indicate that you've a lot invested in this subject and those who disagree with you on it.

If you were going for casual snorts of derision, I'm sorry to say love, you failed.

Yeah. We disagree on several counts.

[ammart87]

@TheConciseStatement well said

[LessthanJake14]

@TheConciseStatement Existentialism, indeed. Had you actually ACCOMPLISHED something, you will get the respect you deserve but why should anyone give a mouldy tit about some under-belly cretin who became famous for thinking 'tictactical' was a word and Rio de Janeiro was a person.

[dshban]

"Death to the racist!" in the description of this video amuses me, unfortunately.

[TulseLuper]

So this is Jade Goody, the patron saint of cervical cancer, in action. I wish Charlie was on the air right now to screenwipe the media circus that is her death.

[jishg]

I so totally agree, I don't have anything against cancer I do however have a problem with people exploiting money out of it!

[SClubBabesForever]

What's that, jishg? You don't have anything against cancer???????

But you have a problem with somebody exploiting it money out of it?

Have you any idea of the definition of the word "exploiting"?

Poor little, exploited cancer! Why don't people leave it alone and stop exploiting the ruthless killer of billions of people!

Live and let live, I say! Oh.. wait a sec. Cancer is the #1 killer on the planet over heart disease and AIDS.

Do you feel stupid enough yet, or do you want a little more?

[doctortehe]

Well, Newswipe is on tonight so I suppose that something will be said tonight.

[lordhaku]

Newswipe was on? Christ, I hope they have it on iPlayer. Wasn't aware he'd started a new series.

[Tubect]

I doubt he would. In fact I can recall him writing an article for the guardian decrying pointless cruelty in the face of traumatic events being suffered by celebrities. Still though, she deserved it eh? How dare she be loud and not very smart. Death to the infidel!

[millyteaspoonsock]

"Jack, a man so slow he probably has to whistle before going to the toilet so he knows which end to shit through."

LOL

[matthewhugheswidnes]

What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?

A shuttlecock.

[jackjude]

not that racist, just very nasty.

[JayEey]

I laughed out loud at Edwina Curry saying what we all thought! Shame about Jade though, makes it seem wrong to laugh at this video.

[prnorth]

was she saying what we all thought when she was nobbing John Major???? Nah thought not

[angelusmortis1412]

the intelligence at work here may only be appreciated by the few:)).

[Yasmar89]

Actually, I think you are right! I apologise!

[Yasmar89]

Dyslexia does not affect maths. Dyscalculia can be approximated, to a certain degree, as the mathmatical equivalent of dyslexia.

[SkaTasticMatt]

That cat is so raciest!

[Roboshi2007]

Who is this "Gad"? and why do you want him to damn anyone?

[nathiebaby]

I want god to damn Indian people like you. Stupid Gad.

[Roboshi2007]

ok;

1) I'm not idian

2) Learn to spell

3) Fuck you and your Rasist Veiws

[spamtree]

AHAHAHA! it's hilarious because YOU said learn how to spell.

you idian rassist.

[Roboshi2007]

I'm dyslexic, what's his excuse?

[nathiebaby]

Yeah of course you are.

Well ill type something so you can read it you retard: Fcuk off you cnut.

Go kill yourself.

[nathiebaby]

Plus if you were dyslexic then why would you mock someone who made a spelling error?

You are just a retard.

[Roboshi2007]

Because Dyslexia is a physical disability that corrupts my spelling ability.

You however are a Rasist Cunt and deserve ridicule for your comments. I was only poking fun at a little miss spelling to lighten the mood. But you had to defend your little bout of racism by making fun of me.

[nathiebaby]

Wow. You're lucky I dont know where you live.

Its funny how your dyslexia affects you on only one word. You are just an idiot who didnt get an education.

[Roboshi2007]

Well I have a pretty low level of Dyslexia and it only appears every now and then.

And If I didn't get an education, funny how I've now got a degree in engineering and you're just quietly loading your shotgun to take down the other races.

[nathiebaby]

What university would accept an Indian retard like you?

You work in your dads Indian restaurant just admit it.

OK I'm not idian, I'm english, and I went to the university of Manchester. You, however, are a retard who thinks Racism is ok.

Go eat a turd and die you rotting pile of puss