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  • It's funny because we get to see this threw a Drunk Mr Turner filter.

  • if he didn't fuckin drive they can't do anything!!! they don't have anything!!!! they don't fucking know if he was going to fucking sleep in the mothafuckin shitty car!!! :D:D sorry about the speaking...that guy had influence on me! =)

  • is Fatlip????

  • i really admire the officers for being able to keep their composure while dealing with this suspect, if I were the officers I can picture me bursting into laughter while dealing with this guy cause he was so hilarious

  • man that stupid whore police lady twat got real nervous when he touched her. probably very hot n' bothered

  • ike turner PIMPIN!

  • Are you refusing this test? no- YEA I'm refusing the motherfucking test!

  • That's what i would've said

  • They should of concluded the test once he said "I guess so, you got the mothafckin camera shining on me."

  • "Are you closin yo eyes,i aint gunna close my eyes cuz you aint gon close yo eyes"

  • ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THE BREATH TEST? HELL NO!

  • This made my day thanks Billy marks.

  • hahaha thanks Billy Marks

  • I DONE DIED 5:04

  • 5:05 OMG

  • mr. turner's "fuck the god damn shit" is on urban dictionary! FTGDS!!! hahaha

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  • I'm drunk but I wasn't motherfucking driving

  • Fuck the goddamn shit

  • ay man my lisense is already suspended, im already under suspension

  • best video ever. mr. turner 4 president

  • FUCK THA SHIT

  • HA, somebody jumped on his lap!!!

  • Fuck the police

  • obviously homeboy drunk...he didn't need a test and didn't want one

  • MY MUFUCKIN NIGGA...FUCK THEM POLICE!!!!!! ~A1~

  • WOOOWWW.....I CAN'T!

  • I'LL DO THE PHYSICAL MAFORMANCE TEST BUT LIKE I SAID. I WAS DRANKIN BUT I WASN'T DRIVIN!!!

    This is Samuel L. Jackson turnt up with a power level of over 9000!!!

  • @marcusallen26 LOL @ Maformance! Weak!!

  • But does he refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that they might incriminate him?

  • its pretty sad that if this shit happened now those pigs would of tased and beat him pretty early into the video

  • this guys kinda my hero

  • Why doesn't this have more views?

  • Put The Handcufs on me!,

    ......Dont Touch me again!

  • future tosh.0 web redemption?

  • Wow! I don't think I've ever laughed this hard. Lmfaooo

  • MY HERO...!!

  • wat muthafuckin breast test

  • Lmao

  • YOU CLOSE YO MUTHAFUCKIN EYES!! SHE MUST BE GIVIN HIM SUM PUSSY OR SUMTHIN!! LMAO!!

    #CLASSIC

  • FUCK DA SHIT

  • Well you close yo mothafuckin' eyes! LMFAO

  • I warned u ta but da mothafuckin han cufs on me and take me ta jail

  • fizzable fapormance test........*side eye* O_o

  • fuck the god damn shit I tired of this motherfuckin shit

  • "i undastand i been drivin unda da muddafuckin influence but i undastand that i wut'n also drivin.... i wut'n drivin!!!!!" i believe em yo, i dont kno why but i do

  • I'm done wit dis mutha fukin shit haha to funny

  • HAHAHA! dont touch me, that concludes the video NOW WE GONNA BEAT YO BLACK ASS WITH THE CAMERA OFF!!!!!

  • they stopped the video... then some fucked up stuff prolly happened to Mr Turner

  • lol jus put da god-dam handcuffs on me n tak

    me 2 jail im tyded of dis shyt lmfao

  • Yea I Amite I'm drunk lol

  • LOL R YOU DRUNK!?

  • I MIGHT HAVE BEEN MUTHAFUKIN DRANKIN BUT I WADN'T MUTHAFUCKIN DRIVIN!

  • WHAT BREAST TEST!?!

  • @jranner

    lmfbao OMG i laugh'd sooooo damn hard

    when he said that hahahahaha my head hurts now lol

  • "the mothafuckin' officer, he saw a mothafucker JUMP IN MY LAP, and i told her to GET OFF, and she GOT OFF, and he stopped me, I'm the guy in the car, man, i don't even wanna hear this shit!"

  • Diss shit is funny as fuk lol free boosie

  • Sooo much EPIC ish in this video. Kml!

    Officer: "...You understand that sir?"

    Mr. Turner: "I guess so, you got the mothafckin camera shining on me."

    Mr. Turner: "The mothafcka! Aye! You must be.. Aye she must be giving him some pssy or sum!!"

  • Then they proceed to beat him senseless after the camera goes off

  • Fuck tha shit! I don't want no goddamn...

  • Is you drunk?!

  • AYY MAN. MY LICENSE ALREADY SUSPENDED. I'M ALREADY UNDER SUSPENSION.

  • I refuse to answer any questions under the grounds that mayhem may incriminate me.

  • Cop: Wer'e going to take a breath test.

    Turner: What motha f***in' breast test???

    xD

  • Physical maformence test ?

  • Cop: Do you understand what I just read to you?

    Mr.Turner: Hell Naw!

  • Wow every time I watch this I laugh!!!

  • This Is Crazy Because This Is My Brother's Dad Like Seriously. SMDH

  • this is to funny

  • they beat the shit out him when the video ended lol

  • What physical ma-formance test?

  • should have went the fuck off shit he said he was drnk lol damn take his ass on in he dont wanna hear all that bull lol he know whats up

  • bahahah hell fuckin naw this shit funny as hell

  • I need confirmation due to a bet I made... Is this THE Ike Turner from Ike and Tina Turner?

  • @toottoo2003 Nope. Totally different guy.

  • @toottoo2003 yea

  • hahaha this guy

  • Lmfao ! I'm in tears

  • Chad Ochocinco sent me here thru Twitter hahaha

  • LMAO 3:00

  • lmao the entire time

  • court presentation only my ass, this shit is on youtube

  • how did this get on youtube? arent cops suppose to keep these tapes confidential? the system dirty AS FUCK

  • Saphire sent me here

  • Fuqk da got damn shyt!! Lolx ain't dhat his car behind dem. Lml wat mufuqkin breast test...lmaooo!!

  • lmfao

  • Mr.Turner 4 president

  • I understand I been drivin under the motherfu**kin influence but i understand that I wasn't also driving! I wasn't driving! kml

  • lmmfao

  • i guess owowah you got the motha Fucking Camera On Me... LMAO!

  • the cops weren't stupid to give a sobriety test after he clearly admitted he was drunk, they just said this guy's so funny we gotta get a video!

  • What Mutha Fukin Breath Test........HELLL NOOOoo

  • explain it to my mothafcking lawyerrr lol!!!

  • they beat mister turner extensively with sticks after "that concludes the video".

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  • Yo mufuckin eyes closed ? ROTF

  • LMAO!! THIS WAS HILIARIOUS!

  • I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS ON THE GROUNDS THAT THEY MAY INCRIMINATE ME

  • Type this in in your search box and post comments on your thoughts (TblazeDaArsonist Headlines- Drake beat.wmv)

  • WOOF!

  • I was going to make a Justin Bieber joke...but this just hurts my head.

  • I swear the police is just messing him. Not only is he obviously drunk, but he's literally begging to be arrested.

  • You closed your mf eyes? LMAO

  • Fck da gotdam shit

    Kml

  • Like if you think Tosh.0 needs to find this guy!! =)

  • Preciate it Kev. Lmao xD

  • Little did you know Mr.turner is really Samuel l. Jackson!

  • what physical pertoma?what physical performance test..hahaha

  • i understand that i was driving under the m**(*ing influence but I also understand that I wasn't *#(*ing driving!

  • you close yo muthafucking eyes lol hell naw

  • TRANSLATION(0:57-1:19) HILARIOUS

    ay well ay im well imma tell ya jus like dis im imma tell ya jus like dis i might im DRUNK yea i been drankin but i wunt DRIVIN da muddafukin officca he saw a muddafucka JUMP in my lap an i told ha to get off and she got off an he stopped me i got out da car(LADY OFFICER):"sir" AY I WANNA HEAR DAT SHYT

  • Tosh.0 should give him a web redemption lol

  • @LiLLAZY223 I thought he did! lmao

  • unincriminate lmao

    

  • Mr turner wants to get in touch with Kevin Hart, like so Mr turners wishes can come true

  • Lmfao he says he drunk. Why ask him to take a breath test?? Oh excuse me, im mean breast test

  • breast test wat muthafuckin breast test!!!! Hell Naw!!!!!

  • what tha point of the physical performance test..... 1:04 he says He's Drunk!!!!!! lol those are 2 dumb ass cops

  • I refuse to answer any qustions under the grounds tht it may incriminate me!!! XD

  • I Like How Drunk People Say Muthafuckin lol

  • lol hahahahahahaha he so damn crazy lol i wanna meet him one day

  • "close the video so I can beat up on this negro" man fuck the police, seriously!

  • Man U close Yo Muhhfxckin' Eyes !

  • Awwwww why the hell did tgat mothafuckin ass woman cut tge video oh hell noo! xD dam i wanted to keep watching more lmao

  • damn dey got mr turner fuk'd up

  • 5:05

  • ay man my license already suspended!

  • LMAOOO

  • Thanks kevin!

  • SHE MUST BE GIVIN' HIM SOME PUSSY! lol I swear I think that's my uncle hahaha

  • This man is going too live on they ass..police today would have tackled his ass to the ground...

  • where did kev hart mention this? is it a new stand up special i havent seen yet??

  • @jmurf420 naw he was talkin bout it on his youtube,hartbeat productions

  • @jmurf420  he posted a new video "kevin hart's celebrity playlist" and referred to like 10 videos worth checking out

  • @djtoxic187 thanx friend

  • hahaha HE OC

  • how the hell can 5 min pass within 3 min of the video... i think the lady cop has a broken watch

  • Why should I close my motherfucken eyes if you aint gonna close your motherfucken eyes BAHAHBABABAHAHAHA

    ...the video cut off then she beat his ass soo hard. ''Yeah ill give you a mutherfucken breath test Mr Turner'' HAHA!!

  • Why should I close my motherfucken eyes if you aint gonna close your motherfucken eyes BAHAHBABABAHAHAHA

  • Thumbs up if Kevin Hart sent you here

  • lmao kevin hart

  • LMFAOO THANKS KEVIN HART

  • thank youuuu kevin hart lolol

  • I can't stop laughing!!! I'm over here CRYING!!!!!!!!

  • Lmfao

  • Did you close yo muthafuckin eyes

  • Thanks Kevin Hart this was hilarious.. I refuse to answer any questions

  • LMAOOO IM PISSING MY SELF HERE.

    If you cant close your eyes why the fuck do i need to close my eyes!

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOO:

    Her; We are recording this do you no that sir?

    Him; i guess oawaowao aoao you got the MathaFucking camera shining on me

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • "My liscense is already suspended"

  • um, he didn't even touch her? police have toooo much pride. he woulda been Shot in the first minute if he did that today....... HA!

  • @alexcuddeback he did lol at the very end he slapped her wrist a little...smh

  • I'm on his side, these cops need to be shot.

  • FUCK DA GOT DAMN SHIT!!!

  • i think he's just misunderstood!....LMAO

  • FUCK DIS SHITTTTT!!!!

  • why this lil white lady try to get buck at the end n shit. "don't touch me again" i bet after she said that he said "i'll touch any muthafuckin' thang i wanna touch" (and walks away) LMAO

  • Cop- Do you wanna take a BREATH test?

    Mr Turner- What mutha-fuckn BREAST test?-- HELL NAW!

  • Imagine if that was today, Mr. Turner would have gotten tackled to the ground! Haha

    "Do you understand what I just read to you?"

    "HELL NAW!!"

  • Y'all see the way he looked at her when she said "Don't Touch Me Again!" lmfao

  • the officer said "that concludes the video" lmao oh she mad now

  • I was drunk but i wasnt driving. Someone came in my car sat in my lap and then the officer stopped me.

  • close ya motha fuckin eyes!

  • kevin hart brought me here also... Lol

  • did he say model glue at 3:58?

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  • Sir are yu going to take the breath test "HELL NO" LMAO!!!

  • i just had to put this as my favorites

  • i was wondering how did they just know his name like that. Mr turner is Ike Turner. lol he was high and drunk