"Cold" DigitalPh33r Commentary

[1337eggnog]

ah these were the times where jon had all the time in the world to make videos but now i feel sry for him because relly tried

[MrZilla999]

Lol these were the days that 18 minute long episodes were considered the extreme long for Arby n the chief video length.

[MrCoolhand98]

i was gonna friend request him but my GT is ninjacrazyguy12345

[Tsarbomb117]

like what's a Btard and what does he mean by he didnt mention "Bs" in the episode?

[secondaryboy]

thumz up if u thoght (at 1:32 ) he was gonna say fuck

[XJamesHetfield69X]

@DukeofKool11 YEAH

[thecrazyevilleaf]

John is a cool guy cuz that is also inspiring about the depprsion thing

[thecrazyevilleaf]

Jon r a pretty cool guy he kills aliens and isn't afraid of anytying

[Jaguwar1804]

John u r coool

[Megastar8271]

Why is it called cold if the video is king???

[scooglefish]

@Megastar8271 because of cold storage the map i think

[acw215079]

do u like the show (king of the hill)

[XJamesHetfield69X]

i w0nd3r wut hiz g4mert4g s can sum1 plzzzzzzzzzzz h3lp me ouet w/ dis?!!?!?!!!!!111!!!1111one!!!­111

[SwingStu]

Red Dwarf!

[kyleowsen]

I'm glad Jon has gotten his head out of his ass in the past year and turned awesome.

[JarrettDH]

i like all of theses machinimas

[TheAmazingAtheos]

Jon is the leader of the hacking group Anonymous, you can tell because he named one of the characters Anonymous.

[WHYUHATEIT]

@TheAmazingAtheos You are a fucking idiot.

[TheAmazingAtheos]

@WHYUHATEIT UMADBRO?!

[WHYUHATEIT]

@TheAmazingAtheos Pathetic. Get a life.

[grazyguy100]

like my stupid name grazyguy100 XDD

[joeeo99]

you forgot conflict part 2 you dick wad

[dasjugsboi]

lol didnt even occur to me that the chin scene was from Red Dwarf. Gonna have to rewatch...

[Maxx4609]

I always smile after I read all of the story at the end like it's the first time and then when I see the word "Happy?" I smile

[pyrochild1618]

the name DigitalPh33r was a very creative name. it gives me sad to see that you changed it :(

[BLaSt3D117]

Lol ass ninja

[MidoriNoLink]

yeah king of the hill sucks my ass, thank you very much :)

[Pokeavastar]

I feel he is to over critical about his work, basically every episode is hilarious but he feeels liek 1?3 of it is, poor guy



[FG10sAdventure]

the title is "cold" but the video is "king"

[MJGAMER12]

@FG10sAdventure Some of the commentary is about Cold

[MrBucketBot]

Yes, Jon has suffered with depression. I understand he medicates quite smartly these days though; he smokes quite a bit of weed. Prozac and similar medicines have awful side effects, pot is the only anti-depressant anyone should need.

[superbomb12]

57 ppl are cock gombling queefburgers.

[superbomb12]

he cant get out of his words lol

[lDGlHax0r]

what are rules 1 and 2

[SUPERKINGMANCHAMP]

@lDGlHax0r Rule 1 of the internet: Do not talk about /b/.

Rule 2 of the internet: Do NOT talk about /b/.

It's just 4chan etiquette, when /b/ plans raids and shit, one of the rules is you don't mention /b/, otherwise they'll be known as the perpetrators.

[lDGlHax0r]

@SUPERKINGMANCHAMP what is /b/?

[DENTONtech]

@SUPERKINGMANCHAMP what is /b/

[Ikas90]

I think it's a great episode, nothing wrong with it being too "preachy". I like the idea of a mediator performing a massive speech that brings change to everyone in the wrong.

[capella1234]

Don't worry he's on pot now it's good.

[HortonHortonHorton]

Thanks Ronaldo748 for your comment, until today November 13'th 2010 i had just watched Arby n' the cheif thinking that this fabled John Graham was just some fun loving super bad ass guy with an awesome life, but in reality John has had a fucked up life. He has had to deal with more shit than any of us could possibly concieve. Overall i just want to say that today after actualy looking at John's blog and reading about his life i know that there is a real human behind this series. John thank you

[Bribedpayton34]

@HortonHortonHorton hey can u send me a link to that blog entry because i cant find it

[nickbiales]

Roles one and two ? What is he talking abaut?

[MikeGustaw]

@nickbiales can't tell you.

[Luis11717]

LOL i once saw a guy's Gamertag was ¨ITzQuiCKScOpeZZ¨

[bluey20000]

Do More Arby"n" the chief!!!!!

[bluey20000]

my favorite Arby "n" the Chief in when thier in LA

[mitch13815]

@bluey20000 are...

are you fucking retarded???

that was total fucking shit

[JohnKiller118]

Those high whiny voices for the JonCJG fans in this video are dead-fucking-on.

Poor Jon. He makes cool shows that have been making me laugh for years, but the majority of his "fanbase" are retarded little kids.

Thank fuck he obliterated his forums from existence.

[Winterbyte]

I watched all episodes to date of all of those series in 1 month

[YeGraphicFilms]

@Winterbyte Everyone gives a shit, Please continue...

[Winterbyte]

@YeGraphicFilms lol

[mitch13815]

@Winterbyte lol fag

i watched all the episodes in 2 days!

i also watched all the AVGN vids in one week

[orgelekS]

fanboy masterchief: i guess jon cjg has some competition out there....

real jon cjg: muahahaha no one beats arby n the chief... NO ONEEEEEE.

[MKB997]

Wtf are rules no 1 and 2 and wat is a B tard

[UltimateSwift547]

@MKB997 rules 1 and 2 are when you point out a anon and 3 is when you output /b/ and a b-tard is someone who does nothing but go on 4chan and try to be funny and troll

[HaloVivek13]

XxUb3RMLGQuikScopezz IiRrZzL33TProNinjaAssassin666x­X Imagine somone having a user name of that...LOL

[bestWRofFranklin]

Jon no matter what. U R a genious man. and we all love u for it :)

[MikeGustaw]

I am twelve what is /b/

[JaredHatesPie]

You actually have viewers in Russia, places in Africa and South America.

Also India..

Holy shit.

[SteelVelocity]

man... he sounds like he hates this episode.

[NightRyderFilms]

you sound depressed? u okai?

[GigaSpinoTrex]

@NightRyderFilms He always sounds like that.

[Ronaldo748]

He's lived with terrible depression all his life. Check Jon's Blog if you want to hear a heartbreaking story from someone who still puts in the work to make these videos while almost unbearably miserable.

Jon Graham is, in my opinion, a hero.

[nikonfseries]

FUCK YEA HES SO FUCKING l337

[Ronaldo748]

The fuck.

[ChucklezLol]

@Ronaldo748 Admitted he is very good for creating the videos even though he has suffered with depression (I also have read the post about his history of depression) but "hero" is a little to far isn't it? I mean i've been watching his stuff since megaman goes to willamette but he's hardly a hero. I mean the soldiers in iraq are heroes, risking their lives for the sake of their respected countries. I know you said your opininon but i couldn't help but ask. (Not starting an argument btw)

[Ronaldo748]

Is Iraq not over? As far as I know, priority one right now is Afghanistan.

Anyway, judging by some of what he says in his blog, he is NIGHTMARISHLY depressed. I probably would have commited suicide if I started sounding like that. Even though I don't get the concept of killing yourself, to be honest. You wouldn't even be able to enjoy peace, because you'd be DEAD.

But I did say hero in jest, although I do really admire Jon for his commitment to his work, especially in his situation.

[assassinscreed00]

@ChucklezLol

The soldiers in Iraq are tools who allowed themselves to become tools. They are simply an extension of the US...like a penis, except deadly.

It's not something that needs to be done, but they allow themselves to get sucked in with promises of money and "chicks". Sometimes, you'll find a diamond in the rough who does it to prevent catastrophe, but the majority of them are just assholes. I don't want them to die, but it wasn't a good decision on their part. Running off to kill...

[Josh4639]

@Ronaldo748 Where do I find this post your talking about?

[thuzan117]

@Ronaldo748 i think he just needs a friend. how about mr fluoxetine (anti depressant pill)

[KHemelstrandTV]

@Ronaldo748 Where do I find it in jons blog?

[cbourne75]

@Ronaldo748

i know where his blog is and where he tells us when he has posted a new vid but where can i find this more personal blog, or could u linnk me ina message

[CharmieKid]

@Ronaldo748 Poor Jon.....I hope he get's back on his feet soon.

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

@Ronaldo748 I know it's been a year since you posted,but I looked it up...He's really strong to keep fighting it. Jon, if you're reading this comment (Which you're most likely not), I just want to say good luck, and to get through as well as you can :)

[flagster]

@plymouthdodgewrecks wat u talking bout

[WHYUHATEIT]

@Ronaldo748 Where can i read this.

[JaredHatesPie]

Actually, the rules were created by gaiafags. Moot has spoken.

[LighSpectrum]

duuud33!! Red dwarf is the shizzz y0!! :D I'm s0 glad u watch it lulx.. Ftw

[mastercon46]

wats a btard and wats all this shit about "anonymous', thats right, i don't know.

[KoopaKonartist]

Never understood /b/...I don't think I want to.

[JaredHatesPie]

You really don't.

[MrCombineGuy]

Who the hell is Anonymous?

[12DMC81]

JonCJG has really changed his personality over time.

[jffry890]

rules 1 2? is jon a follower of ANONYMOUS?

[TheShenmoki]

fuck you

[jffry890]

ok... doesnt answer my ? but watever

BTW, eat shit

[jffry890]

its not digitalph33r anymore cuz that names retarded lol

[TripleHDXEvolution99]

DigitalPh33r was better that Jon CJG...

[adambombiswaycool]

theyre the same people.

[LifeToDeath619]

I really get a laugh from Red vs Blue and Caboose is awesome but Jon CJG is good to

[hibernate2live]

what's he talking about with b-tards and rules 1 and 2?

[fuzzietomato69]

@hibernate2live 4 chan

[tuxracer123456]

yeah whats that?

[lingling2095]

lol

[narutoboy505]

yeah, i used to be obbssed with naruto 2 years ago. now, i really don't like it. i came up with the name on short notice. trust me, i don't like it either.

[Orgaya]

Gasp!  Heathen! :D

[narutoboy505]

lol. i agree with jon on this commentary. i love rvb, but arby n the chief was my very first machinima that i loved and still love and darkspire is really funny.

[kenThirteen4u]

Yes jon we get it your a dick... But you make good machinima

[TheAlbinoTree]

DigitalPh33r may be bad, but Jon CJG isn't that great either.

[lingling2095]

lol

[Halo3Linkinpark1]

@TheAlbinoTree Digitalph33r and JonCJG are the same people you idiot

[MastaTuna]

@Halo3Linkinpark1 i think he means by the gamertag name coolness or sum shyt

and did u listen to what jon said?

[Halo3Linkinpark1]

@MastaTuna i realized it was about the gts after i watched it. i felt like an idiot but i was to lazy to delete LOL

[TheAlbinoTree]

@Halo3Linkinpark1 I know that... I meant his gamertag. YOU IDIOT.

[Halo3Linkinpark1]

@TheAlbinoTree yes i realized that later on. theres no need to be a asshole. i thought you were saying its two different people

[ilikecheese87645]

darkspire shut down??!?

[JACKMAN9988]

i kno rite the just made another vid

[mikko271]

leamur is gay and funny at the same time

[lumberjackninja8]

... rules 1&2 ...

[thewilloffire08]

what r rules number 1 and 2

[PirateMovieBand]

New Fag.

[Xsssssssss287X]

newfag

[DustyQueef]

4chan fucking sucks

[Xsssssssss287X]

lul noob

[DustyQueef]

your retarded

[RightHandOfGod221144]

/b/

When you say 4chan sucks.

[ambientmf]

Haha, I love the commentary about usernames. Genius. :P

[Greymatter288]

my freinds is spartan42117

[THEEMASTER321]

god i had to carson28000 on halo 3

[jeffsi2001]

lmao my gamer tag is one of the slightly retarded ones XD shelly de killa and i'm a GUY

[MattPictures13]

thats was sooooo funny

[depture]

fuck exactly the same thing happend to me with my xbox live name :/

[amazinmatty]

lol i didnt come up with digital pheer, i just came up with it off the top of my head, cos im not sad no. lol excuses excuses.

[TRDEWH]

RED DWARF FTW!!!!!!!!

i luv that show

[Cdog4812]

When will the next episode be here

[TRDEWH]

next week is part one of the series finale

[Misund3rst0od]

ya, this episode wasn't that great, in my opinion some of the funnier episodes back then were pretty funny. Also, i kind of want to bring up the point why everyone has to use the term "faggot" and just randomly swear for no reason, i mean its like that stereotype jon brings up in xbox live and how some people just talk shit the whole time, and yeah jon seems to be getting more cockier as his series goes along too, which in my opinion arby and the cheif hasnt been doing good in recen episodes

[kylebidd]

I agree.

[teknowiz2]

well ur a bitch

[shawntwnty]

wow ppl are fuucking retarted!

they thought his fan was a ghost! lololololololool

[Joeyj3dy]

I didn't know darkspire films shut down. That sucks

[GraveGrinderFilmsss]

They didn't shut down. They said they made 8 new episodes for their newest series comming soon along with another episode of Matchmaking. DarkSpire Films said it.

[egcrivera]

Wait a minute, so he didnt use any visual filters? I though he did that.....

[AVGN4life1]

i hate google now....there ads never load

[DrKillaphus0]

What is the "CJG" for in Jon CJG? Just out of curiosity.

[Nobody36006]

Jon CJ Graham, it's his name

[SoulbladeNZ]

Jon CJ Graham C and J must be his middle names

[360Gamer2010]

It's a reference to GTA you fucking retard

[360Gamer2010]

CJ isn't part of his real name, dickwad.

[SoulbladeNZ]

err pardon i didnt say it was

[360Gamer2010]

NO! His parents didn't name him that. It's just a username. JUST LIKE DIGITALPH33R!

[2601andrew]

its quite blatently his intials.

idiot... oh and dont bother sending some abusive message back coz i wont read it.

[elnumbrotres]

what?

[Grevious914]

CJ is his middle name and the "G" is his last name, Graham.

[AnimeFreak4]

What are these "b rules"? I'm def not a /b/tard so I'm very lost.

[s34m3nju1c3]

1&2 are "you don't talk about /b/" and "YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT /b/" they are biased of the first 2 rules of fight club

[JoBoss3]

I know you've fought for this whole name change thing but I gotta be honest... DigitalPh33r was one of the coolest GT's I've ever heard. What ever, it's your life... PS thanks for doing the comm for this episode, I was waiting a while :)

[wiisrock87]

Jon CJG's only flaw in my opinion is that he needs a female voice actor, cause no offense to him but when he tries to do females by just making his voice higher, it just doesnt work out. (hes still my favrite machinima director lol)

[BARNEYRAPEDME69]

i thought that was maya i use that animation program to

[masterch33f09]

what is rules 1 and 2

[ryanportman]

makes more johns plz arby chife r is better then any halo and alot og half live stuff

[BombKing1000]

John please make more episodes YouTube would probably not be the same

without your sense of humor.

(sad face)

;( noooo uuuuuu!

[darthdude123456]

nooooo plz make mor

[mrbigpimpinjuan]

this series is the best!!!!

[incredaniel]

NOOOOOOOOO

Please make more!!!!!!

[himynameisben95]

Rules 1 and 2 is an internet meme, which basically means (for Machinima) you do not break the fourth wall. The rules are

1. You do not talk about how your video is a machinima.

2. You DO NOT talk about how your video is a machinima.

Like Fight club.

[OuchThatHurtsSource]

your a complete dumbass, not even close

[TheHandsumSir]

what the shit cares

[smil111yea]

lets hope u dont just forget to end it like u did duec ex... not that im a big fan of it but i would like it done out of respect for ur fans.... u supranos wannabee... atleast u didnt cut mid sentence >.>

[himynameisben95]

You should really, really check out Red Dwarf there are great vids on Youtube, and what are Rules 1 snd 2?

[OuchThatHurtsSource]

Don't talk 'bout anonomous

[himynameisben95]

Who/what is anonymous?

[darealslimshady]

Go on Encyclopedia Dramatica and type it in

[Losersnoboard]

What exactly is rules one and two? I know what rule 34 is :3

[kaneMANonFIRE]

thise man has no life at all.also what the hell is his job

[Game1ngAssass1n]

making movies. :)

[Misund3rst0od]

no offense, but by you saying that, it makes you seem like you have lower than no life by wacthing something, at least he made them he put good time into episodes and people like them

[MENTOman7]

Digitalgear, I mean Digitalqu33r (Cough), I mean Jon CJG, Nice job on commentary. Sound a bit depressed though.

[TheFunnyNeighbor]

wtf is "rules #1 and 2" and "B"? anyone know?

[nfrog]

Rules 1 and 2 are just internet memes, and /b/ is the asshole of the internet.

[spaceballs366002]

2 more arby n the chief  episodes should end with a blast

[pauly202]

lol a good ep would be that jon finds out that the arbiter and master chief are alive

[ggcpres]

dude, stfu

[WVJimbo]

I LOL'd.

[HippoShemp]

wow did anybody else get this? Before I watched this i needed to watch a 30 second ad or have 2 15 second breaks in the middle of the vid. fucking bullshit.

[tk9wtky]

i fucking hate king of the hill