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From: Haloriffic
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  • You must die, I alone am best.

  • press 1 for orgasm

  • why must chris die?

  • fake and gay.

  • @Gladiator2155 how is this fake?

  • HE MUST DIE.

  • Waay past my youtube attention span

  • no you must die.

  • hey there is no 0:04

  • I got bored after 0:02. :(

  • Too long, didn't watch.

    cwutididthar?

  • wow that was shot

  • YAH MAST PIE!

  • This would of been better 0:05 seconds shorter

  • 5 secs too long

    lol

    jk Nice though!

  • it was so long!

  • epic

    

  • ?-_-?

  • I like the part when he died.

  • This should be a short on Robot Chicken... XD

  • you have the shortest dick thats for sure, your gf told me

  • HaHa He GoT Pwned !

  • Short and to the point.

  • still 50X better than anything machinima publishes.

  • lmao thats frikken funny XD

  • I don't know, I mean it's okay. But, the character analysis is wayyy to long, and tedious. Too much information about the main character. And it gets a bit boring after 0:05.

  • i like what happend at 0:00 - 0:05

  • lawl

  • I hate machinimas that are too long, but i watched up to half way on this one

  • that voice makes me think of kratos

  • I guess Ganon approves this :D

  • well, it delivers what it promises :P

  • I think I have the shortest machinima :D

  • @DarkHeroFTW but u haz no story!!!!!! seriously this is a year and a half old, stop trying haha

  • @Haloriffic The in your video is, the good guy kills the bad guy. Which is probably like every other machinima on YouTube...

  • @Haloriffic the story tells of a quest of a great elite who must die as told by the great phelocifer... what part of that wasnt clear to you?

  • Wow, this is way to long! I fell asleep after the first second! Watch "The Forgotten Spartans" and then you'll see what a short machinima is! xD

  • I dunno it drags out a bit. Nice ending though.

  • yay

  • Boom. Yay.

  • yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay this is teh best machinima evaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!! o_O

  • epic!

  • i like it when he said you must die

  • lol!!!!

  • lolz so far that was the best five seconds on YouTube of my life

  • @SupportAssault hahaha that was the best seconds of my youtube life =D

  • I laughed at 0:08

  • there is only 5 seconds in this vid...where did you get 8

  • that's the joke.

  • did he died?!?!

  • YOU MUST DIE. wtf was that but funny 4 stars

  • You move me, Jim. YOU REALLY MOVE ME!!!

  • 0:06 always cracks me up.

  • Surprisingly, that was actually worth watching.

  • My com ran out of battery while loading the video...

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  • Mine is HD and in 4 seconds. The shortest HD machinima ever made lol!

  • can you cut some scenes out? like scene 26 the court house. pfft. i like scene 69 though, the sex scene, it was nicely done. Scene 108? that was a monstrosity! An underwater, scuba diving chase scene?

  • man this is so boring. it was to long!!!!

  • We have one that beats this machinima by 2 seconds. Ours is an amazing 3 seconds long!

  • But I r win in teh quality. By 2 seconds

  • @Haloriffic Mine is one second. I snipe 5 people in a row at the same time and then get smashed by a scorpion. It's pretty dumb.

  • YOU MUST DIIIEEE!!!!!!

  • hAHAHAHAHAH

  • omg u must d!y willy wanker

  • wadaya mean short, i have been watchin for a year

  • YOU MUST DIE!

  • couldn't sit through it. it was too long.

  • lol

  • ...lol

  • strait to the point nice

  • ...couldn't finish...and it's been 3 days...

  • so f#&@ing looong!!!! i can deliver a pizza, go to my grandmother, who lives in the other side of earth, come back, go to the edge of the universe in a BMX, come back, die, and wake up after a 1000000000000 years (doomsday), then i come home and then i see the creits.... =D

  • Wow.. this is too long.

  • tl;dw

  • MY EARS, the music hurt so much. And no i'm to tired to change the video because so long.

  • That was sooo long! I'll just wait for the shortened version...

  • epic...

  • too long, did not watch

  • to long

  • u got a horrible br my friend

  • ...

  • o... my... god.... best machinima ever.

  • too long and used too much music....

    lol

  • nice...

  • Ok?

  • LMAO! ganondorf's voice, niiiiice

  • Everyone that say he/she could have made it shorter is retarted. Even the smallest fraction of a second smaller and the video makes NO sense.

  • YOU MUST DIE

    I wuz all laik WTFZORZZZZZZZZZZ

  • oh wow what a compelling story line. this machinima has changed the way i look at my life

  • Its deep, man. Really deep.

  • I love how deep into the story this video goes. It's not like other machinimas. This one truly takes the time to show the message.

  • tl;dr

  • My god that was so friggin long! i have been waiting to pee since they started! Ahhhhh!!

  • i like the story line. lol

  • oh my hell that was funny

  • i couldve edited it to about 2.5 seconds

  • YOU MUST DIE!!!!!......AUUUUUUUUUHHHHH lol

  • Too long, i didnt fucking finish.

  • YOU MUST DIE lol

  • You must DIE!

  • WTF 5 seconds that was toooooooooooooooooooooo long WTF

  • maybe a shorter video this one to long?

  • longest 5 seconds of my life literally

  • way...too...LONG!!!!

  • HA..funny.. u killed him..

  • yay!...................maybe it was too long

  • I think it's too long

  • that never gets old lol

  • omg CDi!

  • but why

  • too long.

  • BRILLIANT!

  • so short yet so epic

  • LMAO!

    Amen!

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  • who knew that a video that quick could cause so much entertainment. lolololol

  • OMG LMAO ROFL

    HA HA HA HA HA HAH

  • one of the shortest and funniest halo vids ive ever seen and took so little effort in it too great job

  • ROFL!

  • ha ha

  • The best Halo 3 Machinima.......Ever!

  • even though 5secends its awsome

  • Gold

  • LOL-A-PALOOZA royce

    that surprisingly funny. NIce one!

  • man idk how u managed it but for 5 seconds this is funny as hell

    "YOU MUST DIE!!!"

    ROFLCOPTER!!1!!!!!111!11!1ONON­EONE

  • lolololololololol

  • YOU MUST DIE!

  • LOLOLOL

  • lol

    i just need to see it in fast

  • lol

  • 5 seconds of A for Awesome. :D

  • wtf

  • lool

  • Fantastic!

  • rofl

  • love it :D

  • sounds like i kid im ny class

  • Short, but still funny

  • lol i watched it 59 times thats sooo funny

  • holy fuck de3zz and nyytbr need to STFU god just enjoy the shortest machinima ever! btw awesome

  • Enough, Deez, you are blocked.. I don't need these immature comments. gDay

  • Deez, Got owned..HAHA..nice Machishort there really nice

  • wow. outstanding. and yes i know i sound like a loser asking this, but it would be awesome if i could just be in one of the episodes. idc if its h3t social stupidity, or even halo 3 pranks. i think itd be cool to play with you guys, because your so damn funny. if you want to take me up on this my gamertag is one smexy panda. i know, amazing gt,right? please consider this one, i actually can be pretty funny.

  • get a life dude

  • oh, im so sorry that i upset a troll.i should go kill myself over you telling me to get a life. i have a life. im a college student with a gf and a good set of friends. i think you need to get a life if you have enough time to be a fucking youtube troll. your the reason youtube is so fucked up.

  • haha..you called me a troll..rofl

    anyways..your the one begging these guys to be in a video with them..your such a little bitch

  • i didnt beg. i asked. and asking for something makes you a bitch? alright.

    and yes i called you a youtube troll. that the term the rest of us use for douchebags on youtube who spend 20 hours a day putting people down and post videos such as "team killing montage". your such a faggot. get a life, get some fresh air, and stop trolling you asshole.

  • haha..aww it seems i upset the little bitch..stop crying and be a man, the more you talk the more apparent how much of a bitch you are

  • im not upset at all. im very happy at the moment. i just think your upset that tomorrows valentines day and youve never had anyone love you, so all that anger is being let out at me. what was it. daddy left you? mommy was a whore? was it both? wow, i am starting to sound like you so ill stop. and please. dont try to act all hard and put another "bitch" comment that your so attracted to. just stop commenting beacuse honestly, no one wants to read your writings at this point in time. thanks :D

  • haha..everytime i read your comments i just see some ugly faggot with tears runnin down his face cause someone on youtube told him to get a life..what a bitch

  • 1.you just judged a man by his looks and called ME a faggot

    2.what i did i just say about this bitch comments? lmao my point is being proven by you every comment that you post. your actually making my day.

    3. didnt i say stop commenting? better listen better next time, slave. XD

    and once again with all this pent up anger. go use it on someone who actually gives a frick of your opinion. well im done commenting for tonight. too much fucking hw. so keep ranting but no one is reading :)

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  • alright ill change that. your not ranting, your trolling XD

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  • YOU MUST DIE!!!

    AHHHHH

    XD Soooo funny

  • Im glad im not a girl so I dont have to get pregnant!!!

  • umm...

    Hooray?

  • bit random there but ok good for you :D

  • you prolly have a mangina anywayz so why would it matter haha im just jokin

  • ...

  • i meant 2 say cool not not coll

  • I love how Bungie now made funny yelps for Elites when you kill them!

  • i bet they took under 10 minutes on this video

  • that never gets old, no matter how much u watch it

  • YOU MUST DIE!

  • this never gets old. its soooooooo funny