Gears of War 2 : Cole's Enlightening Speech

[mezoboy210]

haha cole train gota love em!

[xJazzyJam123x]

That should be a ringtone or alarm, Just imagine waking up to that.

[Zecrah]

@xJazzyJam123x 2shared.com/audio/CDmHq0Wd/Gea­rs_of_War_2_-_Coles_Enlight.ht­ml

[strangeyoungman]

How is this not a meme?

[RedJester93]

Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit?! You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down - dead down - so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, "Oh mommy, don't let the bad men hurt us!" Fuck you! We gonna whup your momma's ass! Woo-!

[spikeharusame]

It's not woo woo, it's WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!­!!

[TheLethalDoughnut]

HE RUNS IN WHOLE GRAIN, BABY! WHOO!

[upthegrove4]

FUCK YOU WERE GONNA WHUP YOURS MOMMA'S ASS WWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO

[megamatt722]

Oh mommy don't let the big bad man hurt us. FUCK U

[cowsaysmoo51]

Cole is a badass

[BigStrixt]

Chuck Norris checks his closet at night for the Cole Train

[Skyrim4everr]

my favorite character of all time right there

[LegiitCashew]

He should've started freestyling.

[lara16ish]

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE BUT A KICK ASS WAR IN FROUNT OF MY FUKING FACE!!

[lara16ish]

SHUT THE FUK UP BITCH YOUR GOING DOWN LIKE WAY DOWN DEAD DOWN SO DOWN U DONT NOW WAT WAY IS UP! U MOTHER FUING AZZ BITCHS THINK U R SO GREAT BUT AFTER U SUCK THIS FUKING SHIT U WILL BE SORRY WITH YOUR OWN SEXUAL PROBS! WOO!I AM GOING KICK YO MAMAS ASS!!WHOO!!!!!!!

[jordan3802]

maracas sounds like that guy off xmen

[TehVeryHappyMan]

*Evil Voice* We Must bury the Lambent Infection an- DELTA SQUADS IN THE HOUSE BITCH etc WOOOOOOO Cole Train!

[homie3322]

I like when he says all that shit about the Locust and the locust are like what the fuck at 00:24 lol

[AJUKking]

LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOL

[HhendriXxx1]

Cole=best G.O.W character EVER!!!!!!

[Sciencebro]

The Locust simply can't ride on the Cole Train.

[UltimateSmurf19]

Ah I love this part, and you have it on youtube in very good quality! Dude you deserve alot of likes on this and the two people that dislike this don't know awesome stuff then they see it! :D COLE RULES!!!!

[REREBROSun]

This part of the game was funny shit and I hope Dom and Baird dont die cuz O heard one of them was supposed to

[Pedr0Diniz]

Wouldn't be Cole without the "WOO!" in the end.

[TheForeignGamer]

Never mess with the Train, baby!

[ACinthemaking]

Amazing Grace should play in the back round.

[thechief104]

@Nicole81June oh god no! if baird dies, cole is gonna be pissed! like he already isn't though.

[Sierra11243]

i love how Baird's sucking up at the end xD!

[Techsified]

for who ever wants to make this there facebook status or send it to someone here u go

"DELTA SQUAD IS IN YOUR HOUSE, BITCH! YOU HEAR THAT SHIT?! YOU GRUBBY-ASS BITCHES ARE GOIN DOWN! LIKE WAY DOWN - DEAD DOWN.. AS DOWN AS YOU AIN'T EVEN GUNNA KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP! YOUR ASSES ARE GUNNA BE CRYIN TO YOUR SKANK-ASS QUEEN, "OH MOMMY DONT LET THE BAD MEN HURT US"- FUCK YOU!!! WE GONNA WHOOP YO MAMMAS, ASS!- WOO!!" - Cole train

[grindorblackout1986]

K, I`m voting for him in the next federal election. Canada calls dibs

[Pkur98]

that sounds like my dad O.o



[itsdonewith]

I'm glad theres not dislike on this video... Thats a first...

[The313juggalo]

haha Cole's great. but Baird is by far the best character in the game

[KingOfRedLions]

@The313juggalo

Yeah, that speech would have been shit without Baird's comment. I hope we get to have more of him in Gears 3.

[darkelite187]

Cole - "ohh mommy dont let the bad man hurt us"

FUCK YOU !!!! LMFAO SOO FUNNY

[M011y92]

if baird dies in GoW3 the game will be crap

[TheBettneyBomb]

! COLE FOR PRESIDENT !

[JRDShamrock]

funniest part of the whole game and has to be one of the funniest ever when Baird starts with the whole "One Muzzled Queen" part

[xshadowboyx1]

There has to be more moments like this in GoW3!

[MrLgirl4ever]

This was my favorite part of the game, my friends and I couldn't stop laughing until we fought Skorge, then we got all SERIOUS.

[icemycube]

i just say this for the first time today doing the campaign and i just about shit myself, so i had to look this up and thank god i found it lol this is the best ever.

[19hawkeye98]

I love when he did this

[Spawn0fKratos]

Cryin to ya skank ass queen "mama dont let tha bad man hurt us" FUCK YOU we gon woop yo mamas ASS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Cole Train forever

[mothersday123]

CAN'T STOP THE COLE TRAIN, BABY!

[JoeyB904]

haha i love this

[falco6789]

DELTA SQUAD IS IN YOUR HOUSE BITCH YOU HERE THAT SHIT calstic. lol

[LegitReFlex]

funny

[LegitReFlex]

HAHAHHA

[Essence4Ancient]

lmfao i laughed my ass off during that cutscene

[gipcjoelee]

oh mummy please dont let the bad man hurt us!!

lmao

[kor5021]

when my bro and I were playing this on co-op we didnt expect this and I Lmao.

[xxatreyurocks101xx]

HAHAHA best part of the whole game

[turtle4lyfe]

LMFAO i luv dis clip best shit in the whole game

[kevinkills1]

WHERE GONNA WHOOP YOUR MOTHERS ASS WOO

[xxAznChimpxx]

I LOVE THIS PART!

[LegendOfNikkonolasco]

Best cutscene in the whole game. I laughed my ass off when I first heard it.

[al3xxxandr]

best cut scene in a game 2nd best speech in a game next to the speech at the beggining of the same game

[hitman3106]

bwahahahahhahahahahahahah lololo

[1f3rn]

"Not you. Her. You were great. I loved your speech there, especially with the the 'bitch-ass' stuff. Very good, very enlightening."

My favorite part.

[ShrapnelLeader]

Man i love this clip...."Oh mommy! Don't let the bad men hurt us!" lol

[codzilla12]

LOL those two Drones on patrol were probablly like "ummm wtf?"

[Sayain50]

thats what made it really funny

[marc0tjuhh]

hahahahah cole train baby ohjeea

he tha best ;)

[erim4]

fucky funny love u cole :D no homo

[PMAN46]

save us from the big bad man..oh fuck you

[MwRYum]

Oh yeah, classic!

[markvideovault]

lololololololol

[leonk007]

baird acted gay lol

[xRAIZORx73]

i FUCKING LOVE THAT

[Bikni221]

Lol at Baird and Cole. I remember this cutscene I laughed so hard.

[latinopoofta]

you tell tha bitch off cole lol i lauged hard when i saw this on the game  funny shit

[Breadbugtristin]

Cole:"Your going way down ! Dead down ! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up ! Your gonna be crying to your skank-ass queen: oh mommy, Don't let the bad men hurt us..!

Fuck you !!! we're gonna woop your momma's ass !!!!

[aaronobst0140]

Yeah... we know

[terrantry]

"YEEAA! YOU CAN'T STOP THIS!!"

-Cole

[strickenimp]

who would you want to play as cole if they do a movie for this.

[zma924]

Lester Speight (the guy who voices him). He looks like him and would be a perfect match

[codzilla12]

Isn't he in Harold and Kumar 2?

[SonGokuFan]

This is the most awesome part of the game. Stuff like this is why Cole's my favorite character.

[Jaccoby13]

Lmfao

[Devandevande]

rofl....he just interupts her and is like, delta squads in yo house bitch!

I bet queen was sitting there like wtf?

[54LM4NAd]

Cole should get his own game, I'd buy it

[achilles10192]

roflbaird

[lbeno]

I actually laughed so much when this part came along when i was playing the game. Cole FTW

[WildBill1337]

cole and baird are freakin hilarious!

[onebetter07]

i love cole man hes so fucken funny but if he dies in the 3rd gears of war im going to be pissed

[Fintwon]

Its act 4 and i loved this part

[86GF2]

The speech probably made the locust want kill themselves. GO COLE!

[Spike2k187]

was quite funny. what the hell is there a microphone down there for lol

[27081993th]

I loved that part

[Tysonthehoss]

that's not a stereotype, he's supposed to imitate an nfl football player

[XCrazyFilipinoX]

baird at like 0:17 was like "dude wtf i'm right here"

[pavester4]

LOL.. Thanks for pointing that out. I never noticed that

[marineooola]

WOOO bring it on baby! so hot!

[havocnukeproductions]

Hey make another speech that was so awsome

[havocnukeproductions]

Da coolest speech ever

[OnTheSpot21]

you are in absolute genious. the funniest scene in Gears of War 2, and you put up on youtube in high quality. Genious 5 stars

*added to favorites*

[pavester4]

lol.. Why thank you =]

[ElectricFilm]

@OnTheSpot21 me 2

[sentenal01]

@OnTheSpot21 Thumbs up now

[bigmann72]

what scene was this in campaign

[OnTheSpot21]

it was act 4 (Hive) i can't tell you the exact chapter. but its probably 3 or 4

[pavester4]

Its in the description. go to whichever Act is called Hive.. or maybe im thinking of chapters? could somebody clarify for me, is it Acts are the 5 big sections and chapters are all the mini portions through the acts or is it the other way around? Just go to Hive and then Royal Inquisition and its the opening cutscene

[OnTheSpot21]

dude the acts are the 5 big protions and the chapters are the levels withinn the acts

[homieslush]

AHHAHAHA COLE TRAIN!!!!!

[pintobean67]

ahahhahaahahahhaahahhaah cole is funny , nice vid