Kayaking for CHRIST

[free2question]

LOL ... the music!

[plutoplatters]

who's Chris  T ???

[pveg65]

Nevermind the kayak. Try walking on water.

[Rael0505]

Atheist votebots? None of your videos have been attacked by votebots... in fact, most of them only have a few dozen votes. That's not evidence of votebots at all.

[dwellyn]

Beware the still, small voices of spirits speaking deep within you, they can often be deceptive.

[eurabio]

I heard this voice in your other videos... The voice is very Godly, is it actually Gods voice?

[GlorifiedTruth]

Actually, the voice-over for this one is the Mac's computer voice function reading the text; hence it sounds a little robotic. The other voice you're referring to is actually my own with the pitch lowered a few steps and lots of reverb added. So they are close but not exactly the same. You have a good ear to catch the similarity.

[Hereticbooks]

So this HUGO dude is really you, Cody? No wonder it sounds like shit!

[GlorifiedTruth]

The person was referring to the voice reading the main text. That was the computer's. The voice of God on my other videos is my voice modified. Hugo is Hugo, and no one can imitate him. And if you think he sounds that bad, it's only because your sensibilities have been warped by a steady diet of the likes of Eddie Vedder and Justin Timberlake.

[BSJOrchestra]

@GlorifiedTruth

Justin Timberlake is nothing without the multinational companies who finance his stuff. With the right backing Pastor Ronald Cody could be transformed into a pop icon. That's the nature of our pop musical culture, it is driven by mass media and hype. The average pop/rap star knows practically nothing about music or how to compose or write songs.

And that's the truth 'cause Stone Cold sez so.

[LyssandraWD]

Voice actors are weird. You are proof of this.

[Hereticbooks]

This dude's voice makes me cringe...

[errbud]

"PLEASE RATE FIVE STARS TO COUNTERACT THE ATTACKS BY ATHEIST VOTEBOTS!" haha further proof this man is a delusional fool .... votebots??? its not even had 200 hits & its been up for 2 weeks votebots !!!! what a dickhead

[Hereticbooks]

How about this one, errbud....PLEASE VOTE ONE STAR TO SHOW THIS DICKHEAD WHAT A FUCKTARD HE IS!!!

[errbud]

haha or 'Please donate $1 so this creep can get the help he needs'

[GlorifiedTruth]

Congratulations! I believe this is the first comment you have ever posted that didn't contain rampant obscenity. Perhaps there's hope for you yet... Keep watching.

[errbud]

you are a rampant obscenity to the human race you piece of shit I still hope you die a horrible death ...

[Hereticbooks]

yeah, errbud, we might be able to pull it off if we take lessons from venomfangx.

[Hereticbooks]

..by the way, this "Pastor" acually consideres venomfangx as  a theologian.

[Hereticbooks]

Could anyone find a worse singer than this?

[GlorifiedTruth]

There are dozens of parishes that would be thrilled to have Hugo sing at one of their services.

[Hereticbooks]

then I pity the poor bastards.

[Hereticbooks]

I can't believe this guys singing is good. But then again, we've already determined that you live in opposite land. Damn...this singing is crap!

[GlorifiedTruth]

He can do better. He told me that the first take he did was perfect, but there was a buzzing from the microphone that ruined it. The second take was OK, not as good as the first, but since the microphone didn't malfunction, he kept the second take.

[Hereticbooks]

HE can't sing a note correctly.

[errbud]

Lets hope that cunts Kayak sinks and he suffers a horrible death by drowning I'd give 5 stars to that ...

[Hereticbooks]

errbud, I see you have as much affection for the kiddy fiddler as I do.

[errbud]

Haha yeah a truly disgusting little creep

[Hereticbooks]

And you feel really comfortable knowing your infant babies are burning in hell forever, because they died in infancy, while you're going to heaven?

[Hereticbooks]

I wonder if Mrs. Ronald Cody has a name of her own, and whether she feels as comfy-cozy knowing her infant children are tortured and burning in hell forever.

[Hereticbooks]

...creepy fucker....

[Hereticbooks]

maybe you could save some of that "cool change" to your infant babies that are burning in hell because they didn't live long enough to accept your God.

[CultKiLLa]

LoL... I don't know what that poem had to do with kayaks other than the fact it's super funny.

I was just going to message you to ask you to post the text of the poem in the description when I noticed you had already done that. You're quite on top of things...

[Hereticbooks]

the only thing this guy is "on top of" is his wife, who wasn't even blessed by God to have her own name.  Her name is Ronald Cody too...only preceeded by Mrs.

[floydstinkyboy]

very strangee and freeky