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  • farrel haha

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  • Does anyone else think Sue Perkins is gorgeous?

  • sue and paul play off each other to attack him is perfect, but he plays it off so so well

  • @jpjpd Sue who?

  • @chanctonbury63 sue perkins, in my ming one of the best female comidiennes

  • Legend ;)

  • Whos the girl??

  • I don't give a shit about politics, but this guy is a fucking legend.

  • LEGEND - just frightening to think its people like Boris that are controlling our Country.

  • @dilwich123

    Are you for real?

    What about the disaster called NuLabour. Nothing has matched their UNPRECEDENTED failures whilst in office.

  • 1.31

    EPIC good for you Paul !

  • fuck me what an idiot! mayor of london? no wonder Britain's a joke

  • @blakeyonthebuses almost as funny as that joke called Bush as president of the usa maybe?

  • THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST PROGRAMS ON TV. BUT I HAVE TO SAY, THAT MP'S SHOULD NO LONGER BE ALLOWED TO APPEAR ON THIS SHOW AFTER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT THEY HAVE ALL BEEN AT THE ROB. AND THEY CERTAINLY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO COME ON THE BBC AND ADVERTISE THEIR BOOK. NO WONDER THEY ARE DESPISED IN THE UK.

  • They get to advertise their book and we get to take a better look at them. You make it sound like the audience (aka, the voters) don't get anything from seeing their leaders in the open like this.

    Just FYI, no other country in the world does this as far as I know. Here in Canada our MP's stick to the cliche waves and baby-kissing, and the US politicians only go as far as a guest spot on the Daily Show (a political satire talk-show). It's all extremely calculated and annoying.

  • WHAT A FANNY

    

  • 3 people don't get up-at-eight-o-clock.

  • @enemaclinic And they're very annoyed at having ended up with potato clocks instead.

  • Walt Disney, indeed, was not there...

  • what a fucking idiot.

  • Boris Johnson is great. He does sound ridiculous when reading out the names of 'hip-hop' artists. Haha.

  • Love Boris. :D

  • pharrell - he's a hip-hop....master.......mixer

  • Boris is funny - I wish he'd just stick to HIGNFY and stay out of politics

  • HOW CAN YOU RESPECT A BAND OF MURDERS LMAO

    PAUL MERTON IS FUNNY AS FOOK

  • HOW CAN YOU RESPECT A BAND OF MURDERS LMAO

    PAUL MERTON IS FUNNY AS FOOK 

  • He always amuses me I'm left wing as hell and Boris Johnson just splits my sides, he's so silly I don't quite understand how people thought he'd be good in a position of responsibility. One thing I do give him credit for though is he sometimes speaks AGAINST his own party, I wish more people would do that on all sides in politics.

  • @CidHighwindRocks I'm kinda the same, I've got this sort of inbuilt predjudice towards the Conservative party but I can't help but like Boris. And, I'll say this for him, he always seems to say what is on his mind. Whether or not it's worth saying or not is debatable but still. He's quite possibly the closest we have to an 'honest' politician.

  • @CidHighwindRocks Left Wing!?

    People like you should be banned from youtube.

  • @Kozzy06 Along with Freedom of Speech and the right for people to have their own beliefs? :)

    I'm not a communist by no measure but I do believe when Socialism is done correctly (like post War Britain and the founding of the NHS) it's a good thing.

  • Who wants an Oyster Card?????!!!!!!!!!!

  • I couldn't stop laughing at boris saying "Silence!" at 1:02

  • lol 3:53 he messes up his own line

  • "Im trying to think of a way to bring up my book" ahahahahaha

  • i love ian's dogged determination to ruin a politician's night. it's magic.

  • A hip-hop 'mastermixer'? LMFAO

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA A CHAP CALLED PHARRELL HAHAHAHAHA

  • Boris may be a Tory toff but he's a top geezer..Nobody sends him up better than Boris himself. One of the funniest men on earth.

  • Three cheers for Boris. There aren't many politicians who would put themselves up for having the piss taken out of them in this manner. He is also refreshingly free from all the carefully prepared and manufactured smooth talk and cliches that majority of politicians throw at us.

  • 0:48 hahahaha what the hell 

  • Ohhh dear 'Boris for mayor!!!.......oh no shit, we didn't mean it!'

  • i love sue perkins

  • Well I think we've solved the mystery of Prince Harry's dad

  • emily maitlis is a hot piece of ass

  • Mel.. or Sue. Can't remember, both never made a lasting impression... but whoever she is she really needs to shut up.

  • We live in a meritocracy, lol.

  • he really is a national treasure

  • 1:44

  • WALT DISNEY WASNT THERE! lol

  • pause at 0:08 ha

  • @leave12 u really shouldnt watch this show

  • @walshygel2 I don't, unless Boris, Reginald D. Hunter or Jeremy Clarkson is on.

  • @leave12 thats very specific

  • @walshygel2 No, not really. I gave you three well known personalities covering three completely different aspects of popular media.

  • @leave12 your intellect is too much for me

  • @leave12 Completely different? What's the big difference between Boris and Clarkson?

  • @leave12 Then Leave. Haha

  • apparently Boris has watched this video

  • Boris is absolute class. Down to earth and really funny :P

  • Arrived to the *..?* Apon on the towering beige buttocks of the biggest horse i have ever seen, in a daze i mount the stool

    Only him :D :D

  • Johson, please don't run for Mayor again

    The only thing you have done notable is the cycle scheme which is badly needed the Olympics coming up to be able to travel some other way than the hideous tube or scummy bendy, poorly driven buses (which you said would be abolished immediately on your election to Mayor)

    Do us all a favour - let someone else try so we can have the option of going through bad eggs sooner than later till we get someone decent in the job. Don't prolong it for your own wallet

  • What would you get if you crossed Boris Johnson with George W Bush?

  • Who is the woman on the right? She's rubbish and just a vulture.. Boris sets up the jokes for her and predictably she preys on it. She also goes along with Paul. Ha, in short, she's annoying.

  • Sue Perkins is so annoying.

  • The Merton and Hislop combo is TV gold! This clip is great!

  • I love boris, it doesn't matter what he does, I still smile my ass off watching.

  • We love you really boris! :)

  • boris is off his fucking rocker LOL go boris but sort out the illeagal plying for hire by minicabs in london boris...too many girls are being sexually abused

  • A potato clock.

    Up at eight a clock.

  • hahaha its impossible not to like him.

  • Boris for PM!!!!!!!!!

  • Boris should be PM

  • Boris is pure evil!

  • Boris Johnson sticks out like a Zebra striped, blonde Elephant in a fine bone China shop doesn't he? He's awesome ^^

  • potatoclock.. haa, too well spoken!

  • Silence!  LOL!

  • It would be awesome if there was an audio reading of Boris' book by the man himself... with all the outtakes left in!

  • He's like a supply teacher trying to keep control of a class of teenagers. and failing...

  • hahaha he pronounces pharrell like colin farrel.

  • 53 Seconds is like something out of the fast show, ha ha ha

  • @beepandbop Its our right not our job! In a democracy we have the RIGHT to say how we want our country to be governed, the problem is we haven't got any good options! No body trusts a word politicians say and over 50% of the population have given their opinion on the current political parties by not voting! If people aren't voting its a failure on the behalf of the politicians NOT the people!

  • I think people have their expectations too high then. And besides, passively protesting (especially this kind of passivity) has shown time and time again to be ineffective.

    All it tells politicians is they can get away with more and more shit, until all that is left is government.

    And speaking of the Left, I like how the said dullards can't tolerate some open opinion so they vote my comment down--there's some good old fashioned "open mindedness" for you.

  • 0:46 to 0:50 says is all... epic :D

  • Personally I like the way Boris doesn't take himself too seriously and lets himself be taken the mickey out of with good grace. If you watched his documentary on Ancient Rome on TV recently you realize that he is actually a very bright and astute guy, which is well hidden behind his often blustering exterior. Keep going Boris - nice to see a politician with character!

  • the next conservative leader.

  • Boris Johnson looks, speaks and acts like a cartoon character. He's practically a parody of himself.

  • Borris johnson vs chuck norris

    The greatest battle the world will ever see

  • Ha that's fantastic!

  • Chuck Norris with his spinning kick and Boris Johnson with his football spear.

  • @TheCandygod Tremendous!

  • @TheCandygod Boris' rugby tackle vs Norris' roundhouse kick, a nuclear explosion will eminate from the collision.

  • @TheCandygod boris would win

  • @TheCandygod and their illegitimate child, Chuck Borris

  • @TheCandygod Boris is smarter than Chuck Norris.

  • @TheCandygod Christopher Hitchens is the new Chuck norris

  • Sue perkins suck my cock

  • Legend.

  • Snoop Dogg haha

  • the extracts from his book as read by paul merton were hilarious!

  • Bullying shmullying, you can either take a joke or you can't, and the comment is relevant to his career.

    Obviously someone in a joe-job wouldn't make the kind of comments Frankie Boyle does but that's because it would be irrelevant.

    He makes these comments on TV because his JOB is to make rude comments and make people laugh.

  • @spinalCJ so... im guessing ur not middle class. i am and i dont appreciate being called a wanker - so do jolly well piss off!

  • since when did the middle classes use the term 'jolly well?' you're a fuckin idiot, i'm not labelling everyone who is middle class a wanker, but they are when they insult everyone who isn't middle class.

    oh quiz show panelists, we bow down to you all, the elite members of society, those seemingly without foibles!! i even attempted to watch mock the week the other day but had to turn it over due to the leftist bullshit coming from russel howard's gob.

  • Why does your rant turn from having a go at the middle class to having a go at 'leftist bullshit'? Also, Russell Howard and Frankie Boyle don't strike me as particularly middle class.

  • for some reason just because i've 'attacked' the middle classes im that makes me some kind of karl marx type character. just because someone 'is' (or defends) the working classes doesn't necessarily make them a left-wing guardian reading liberal toss-pot, which is what howard is, and is why i don't like him. and nor would i vote tory either before you start on about contradictions.

  • @spinalCJ

    thank you so much for calling me a 'fuckin idiot' - by the way its either spelt fuckin' idiot or fucking idiot. I say jolly well, and I'm middle class in Britain. You portray yourself in a poor way, notice that all you ever get is thumbs down? Your language is disgraceful, your views are spoken distastefully - why watch if you don't like? Why comment if you know that your views are extreme? No point except for the reaction that you seek. you evidently dislike the class system!

  • @tinkerandchippy wanker

  • @pvuf431 ...thanks, my boyfriends usually say im quite good at wanking them off too =) =L

  • @tinkerandchippy u dont have a boyfriend stop lying.

  • @andos8888 really? i hadn't realized he'd buggered off?!

  • @spinalCJ I'm going to assume that in that "etc.", Mock the Week is included? I just wanted to defend a couple of people. One is Hugh Dennis. Doesn't just epitomise "middle-class wankery", as you so callously put it, but makes jokes against everyone. Another is Milton Jones, whose one-liners are so bad they're highly entertaining.

    And before you make some crack at the fact I sound rather middle-class myself, the benefit of an education, think that most of the country nowadays IS middle-class.

  • @spinalCJ u r such a bitch

  • @spinalCJ

    Grow up man they are being paid rather well for appearing on these shows nobody puts a gun to their head and forces them to participate. Its T.V. different rules apply or havent you noticed you wuss

  • @spinalCJ It's a comedy programme, it's the very purpose of his employment...

  • @spinalCJ i agree, i think frakie boyle is disgusting

  • @spinalCJ wow just die you miserable fucking cunt

  • The mayor of London - what an embarrassment, made Britain look ridiculous in the Olympics as well.

  • 0:47 - 0:50 sounds like Paul whitehouse doing Rowley Birkin QC , Boris is comedy gold not sure about him holding a position of power though ,unless he does something catastrophically wrong then we will all laugh knowing he was a buffoon in the first place

  • rather boris then gordon, think of it this way if it were the end of the world you would die laghing. boris johnson the best politician britain has to offer.

  • Boris is very british all you have to rember is never to surrender and everything will be ok

  • I like to think that he masks a brilliant mind with his stuttering speech, but somehow i doubt it.

  • hahahahaha, how can you not like Boris :D

  • He's definitely one of the strangest and funniest politicians ever, but definitely a bit of an idiot.

  • better a likable idiot then a smart asshole

  • I agree

  • @MilitantOldLady he is the 'own goal' of the tories after all

  • @MilitantOldLady cos he's now the mayor of London and the fare prices of all transport has sharply gone up,under Livingstone it sharply went down.Tory toff cunt.

  • it is obvious that most people who watch hignfy didn't vote for Boris then, judging on these comments

  • i love sue perkins! lol @ foot pump!

  • Shame you can`t spell capital! But agreed.

  • boris is awesome

  • I can't believe that guy is mayor of our capitol.

    Awesome.

  • Boris is a legend!

  • He suits the role of a tv personality than a serious politician. I can never take him serioulsy. I always have flashbacks of Boris and Paul on HIGNFY whenever he is on the television xD

  • Top notch comedy right there! Beauty.

  • Lmao Boris rules

    and I suppose thats right, he is honest and not fake and doesnt take himself seriously

  • Mayor of London. There is hope for us all yet!

  • i love Boris so hard that he makes my eyes water

  • Nice to have a politition that is honest and isnt fake.

  • BORIS! HELL YEAH! <3

  • too far paul merton...too far

  • What a Mong

  • Boris is the man.

  • reading the comments on boris johnson videos, i am getting the distinct impression that alot of people "trust" this man. scary thought.

  • He's a bit eccentric but he's not stupid. In fact he's brilliant (in the correct sense of the word) and really refreshing.

  • Agreed I think Boris is such a leg

  • he is truly the only tory the working class can trust. hes england till he dies and has the special quality about him only non cunts have. boris = legend of england.

  • lol even though he's turkish...

  • Boris is about as working class as pheasant-under-glass and fox hunts.

    Proudly buffoonic and islamophobic should equal a disgrace not a legend of England.

  • Hes far from islamophobic-have you ever actually read his VERY intelligent books

  • Anyone that stands up against Islamic oppression is a saint, in my eyes.

  • what quality is that? being unable to stay faithful?

  • Oo I love his voice to IWantLandingSnow -and as for those swoonworthy white eyeslashes!! Yep, darkphoenix229 - well I suppose some of it is orange - but if you get the pale yellow type - I think Borisy is like an explosion of it!

  • Older men, Indeed very Swoonworthy!

    <3 EEEP. *Squeel*

  • Boris is my big crush dreamboat cos he's got hair like custard powder and is lovely and bumbling!!!

  • That's kind of weird....custard powder? LOL

  • Ahh, Totaly agree! :D I Like His Voice Aswell (: Bless Him

  • ...Ew.

  • I accually think Boris is quite Cool (:

  • "Who wasn't there? Lots of people"

    XD

  • Shall we try that one again?

    NO!

  • "This Boris Johnson was never meant to be let loose on the humankind!"