The Insane True Story Behind the Birth of the Internet

[MutleeIsTheAntiGod]

FIRST!

This video is a lie, like cake. The internet was created by NAZI super-scientists so that they can share their horse porn, which is very similar to the homosexual activities they engage in.

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.

[SerbianJudo]

"Is that popular? It's so popular that your video of reacting to it would also be popular"

So funny but so true

[FinalExitRadio]

Foodcom accounts. Not far from that now...

[gallbuster]

Why is something titled "Birth. (Vaginal Childbirth)" in the suggested videos list?

Also: :L. I totally buy this as a true story. Not even kidding.

[gproduturi12]

@BISlover445

Rule 1. Don't talk about /b/, faggot.

[animeisart1]

@gproduturi12

Explaining rules 1 & 2 is breaking them if you MENTION it. also rules 1 & 2 were broken looooooooooooooooong ago. rule 12

[EvilApple818]

234th!

[LegionIscariot]

Horse Porn

[dare12288]

I've actually found many thing 34 does not apply to... yet

[BrandonEric12]

dont blame the water for the drunk idiot drowning in it lol, yes the most popular videos on youtube always seek to amaze and horifiy me, will the stupidity ever end, who knows but as long as the information is spread people will find it. Great vid

[PauliesCustoms]

This reminds me of the TV ads a ( while ) back when the guy is surfin' the [ internets ], and a page comes up that simply says " THE END "

One Love

[xoxogossipgirl60422]

ok... what the fuck just happened to me?

[gamerbiggerdick]

Amir from College Humor?

[H4554nX0rZ]

FIRSTS!!1!1

[Nani101]

Absolutely brilliant!!

[kennysurdad]

lol rule 34 is a decent universal rule

[Video6498]

LOL. "NINTENDO SIXTY-FOUR" [IT MUST BE DESTROYED]

[iwilleatyou7678]

this is the best video i have ever seen.... ever

[Brigitteee3]

Swaim is hilarious.

[superstar5565]

the fuck is with you people jumping in front of guns

[PNCGOD]

NINTENDO 64

[gatorboymike]

Swaim is God.

[HungDGunn]

wow! Who wrote this? It's genius!

[kkknl]

why do people keep sacrificing themselves when the guns reload anyway? he'll just shoot again, dammit.

[Duskepuden]

Whoa - hitting the truth straight on.

[blacklotusup]

That's the best thing I ever saw.

[monkeykorns]

*fat kid who sings ROMANIAN techno.

[JonGeric]

it's funny to think back in the earlier 90's none of us would have believed that porn would be not only free but so wonderful.

Internet FTW

[durza710]

last

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

goatse, starwars kid, lol cats hampster dance, dancing cg babies, i'm in your base killing yur dudes chuck norris, facts, garfield minus garfield. you mean, orly. chocolate rain, charlie bit my finger, whut whut in my butt, this is sparta leroy jenkins, snakes on a plane, angry german kid, flying spaghetti monster, nintendo... 64.

[jungleman68]

205

[willer951]

NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR

It must be  DESTROYED

[ryandarula]

"tell me do the words two girls one cup mean anything to you?"

"oh my god!!!!!!!! this is popular?"

[willer951]

So popular that a video of your reaction to it would also be popular.

[Sherifofthewest]

LMAO "all I got was horseporn" it cracked me up

[jdee4evur]

Haha rofl, that's history in a nutshell

[neofriends]

WARNING NOT FOR STUPID PEOPLE!

Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists, there IS porn of it.

[dasstu]

Rule 34a: No exceptions.

[neofriends]

Two girls, One cup Nintendo 64....

[valmontdracul]

@dasstu

Rule 34b: If there is none, it is your responsibility to make some.

[AbortionsAreFun]

@neofriends There's kim possible porn

JS.

[BISlover544]

@neofriends Rule 35: If it DOESN'T exist, there's porn of it.

Rule 36: If there isn't porn, it will be made.

Rule 37: If none is made, /b/ will make it.

[judasatan]

You guys are the greatest. I spend waking hours bi-daily reading through as many articles as I can.

[killerzboy010]

i second that

[arduck123]

Actually I think a lot of people will "get" rule 34

[Fruit4Sale]

DR. EXPENDABLE!!!

[bananalord12]

lol rule 34 few will get that XD

[AetherSingularity]

I just relaize that in this video no one lost the game.

[hismajestyDDD]

@AetherSingularity GOD DAMMIT!!!! LOL.

[theagent9]

This shit was so funny. Very kool. You guys are very clever and talented. Keep this shit going

[insaneoffoe]

hahaha behold rule 34

what the fuck

[bananalord12]

no exceptions

[xxxOfficialNicolexxx]

@weespence1 fyi that isnt true

[ShutterbugW]

stop and think, what has come true since this comercial? porn, gaming, clothes selling.. Oh and how aobut those Robo cop comericals good heavens some of the comercials of today...eerg I won't Buy that for a buck!

[LoveBleach08]

lol. 2 girls 1 cup.

[Dragonfury3000]

please dont what it....

[GrimOmen123]

It doesnt even exist anymore lol

[epid3mic0]

Cracked TV is so awesome, how have I gone so long without seeing any of these?!

[jemmy0223]

ha! people are DICKS!

[ballantrae101]

that is soooo funny

[qaizali]

this is soo true lol

[Tarrelvirus]

first

[michaelrachael]

all i got was horse porn

[copindeandiana]

"Dr. Expendable... He was the best we ever had".

Now that was really funny.

[leon6777]

lol at 00:08 there is a sign on whiteboard pointing to the guy with a bowtie saying "dumb"

[yosi1653]

BEHOLD!

THE INTERNET!

[TagginAZN1226]

NIN-TENDO-SIXTY-FO-UR

[PennyLane298]

GOD this was hilarious xDD

[Jadanei]

LOL...Nin-ten-do 64

[Impactushalamambu]

Best video ever

[moldetoh105]

goatses! star wars kid! lol

[raghavaraop]

WIN WIN WIN WIN win.

[mycanadavideo]

I'm going to have to watch this, "2 girls, 1 cup" video-- DEAR GOD!!!!

[jenhernandez2008]

please don't...save yourself.

[strife725]

omg that was so true lol

[AzureSN]

Rule 34 xD

[VooDooMadMan]

lolwutwtfomg xD

[SnappleDK]

FIRST! YOU GUYS ARE NAZIS!!!

- Lol!

[mongorians22]

fuckin' hilarious

[fishermanswharf5]

wow, i understood like three things that guy said lol

[zs333]

For evidence of this video please refer to lower comments

[Ieatbabies8]

And all comments on YouTube, and comments anywhere on the internet, ever.

[nazikiller19]

wtf

[RoguezRule98]

LOLOLOL

[TheOriginalOwnage]

Hmm, So that is what it would be like if 4chan ruled the world?

[Ieatbabies8]

We would all be fat sweaty otakus who masturbate to child pornography. Yay Japan.

[TheOriginalOwnage]

Straight up.

[ANGIESAYWHAT]

so many MEMES

[Calico212]

"In my time the world leaders are prime minister dramatic chipmunk and his secretary of defense fat kid who sings norwiegen techno"

xD

[setheroon1]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i couldnt read the captions over my laughing and listening to him spitting out random internet memes and shit

[TheFreemanist]

this is sparta leroy jenkins!

[lestial89]

first

[emeho]

SECOND!

[Ndragonawa]

THIRD?!

[HantoKah]

IM BORED

THIS IS GAY

[uncreativebutt]

amazing

[PHDinkickingyourass]

so popular that a video of you reacting to it would be popular hahahah!!!!

[yomomsaysrawr]

ahahaah!

"its so popular, videos of you responding to it would also be popular"

hilarious.

[DovenDyrDK]

"All I got was 'horseporn'" :D

"Goatsex, Star Wars kid!" ... y'all know, we should be talkin' like that someday d:

[EchoRed]

It's true, people ARE dicks

[ultimatodetinapay]

NINTENDO 64!!

xD

[bubblegumm098]

nice

[GenCalis]

LOL Dr.Expendable

[Lakshack]

"you forgot one thing dr roberts...people are dicks"

LMFAO, this is a sure classic. epic vid and great acting!

[chefdoogen]

that was the best part

[Dwell282]

Third

[ohmygoditsamazing]

NINTENDO 64

lolz

btw 124th

[Chapekaloco]

Fuck you faggots fuck some nazis in the ass while drinking horse cum or some shit.

PS: 123rd

[ultimatodetinapay]

your such a bitch

why don't you just go home and play hide and go fuck yourself

[Chapekaloco]

Either you're retarded, you didn't watch the video, or you're trolling me.

[ultimatodetinapay]

asshole

[dannysimpleminded]

lmao so true

[coalminer14]

first

[jahawasha3]

NINTENDO SIXTY....FOUR

lol thats ftw

[isymura]

we have some time while my gun recharges .... priceless

[CrunkFizz12]

Its pretty bad when I understand everythign in this video LOL

[CrunkFizz12]

Behold Rule 34

WIN

[heyjeySigma]

dramatic chipmunk as president??

hahaha probably firing his lazors at will

[splosher111]

second!

[RoGu3Kn1ght]

first!!!

[rooster5man]

haha, future language

[drkelven2]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnyy

[cindybeckner]

the future guy is batman in that one..... you can tell by his voice.

[cindybeckner]

GAY NAZI HORSE FUCKING SHIT TITS!!!

[FullOfFail]

zomg he haz a laz0r

[SoFrosts]

NINTENDO 64!!! i want to learn that language lol.

[f00ky3w2oob]

This is on a scale of win never before seen

[TacticalToast619]

Gay Nazis.

[MoonlightxMassacre]

NINTENDO 64

[mohalsahli]

5 STARS!!! this is a must see

[heyheyhey0220]

this is like horses fucking gay hitler.

FIRST.

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

shouldn't they have british accents? and cern looks really crappy

[vuevuevue2002]

this is just brilliant!!

[valkyr11]

Rule #34 FTW!

[chilchix]

rofl rofl rofl lmao rofl rofl

[Kvtomsen]

Omg... took me like... minutes before i was even able to write this and i'm still laughing xD

SECOND!

[damagon123]

Nin-ten-do six-ty four!

[jmcgoo]

That was so good, im practically lmao while rofl.

[VevoV]

homos

[arejay330]

haha this is a great video

[GWeleMonk]

THIS IS AAAWESOME

[juzt4kix08]

So true its scary! good job guys!

[Snotrocket1000]

SERIOUSLY!!!!

[coolcatkim22]

lol, most of that is sort of true, metaphorically any ways

[wobalizi]

FIRST

[henhousestudios]

i love you

[snurtz]

man i wish i could talk like that

[invisiblethreat]

my new video is abnormal and mildly interesting, you may see it now through your viewing box, if thats your bag baby !

[raw2oo5]

lol =D nice vid... any1 knowes a german translation?

[Nashy119]

Third

[Kane040]

Incredible.

[avatar835]

chocolate rain what what in the butt this is sparta. lol how he talks

[tinalovale]

LOLLLLL its really good guys :)

[zzxxxccc123]

omejo adding com here,here

[zzxxxccc123]

omejo  adding com

[MikkyMcCann]

its full of wind!

[samusan193]

"nin-ten-do 6-4" lol

[Rumor2130]

Second.

[44lame44]

uhh... AL GORE? where is he?!?

[vernymax]

wait, where the F is Al Gore?!

[keybladelordus]

FIRST!!!! XDDDDD!

[rbbronco99]

all i got waz horse porn :)

[raydred1]

"Nin-tendo Sixty-four!"

[sarah258595]

o_0 that movie was grotesk (sorry for poor spelling, and it is a smart people word for gross). but that was a good vid.

[Eazymichael]

Except you spelt it wrong, it's grotesque

[194sanman]

hahaha omg to funny xD

[squimball]

All soooo true!

[greatsneha]

LOL "so popular that a video responding to it would also be popular"

[saminnyc]

Congrats. Great vid.

[aznsketcher]

HAHAHAHAHA....Dr. Expendable died twice

love that jive talk. as funny as the scene in Airplane.

great video

[discoveryintime]

hahaha love it!