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  • why do you hate cliffy so much??

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  • "Enjoy getting killed by the Sawed-Off"

  • love gears, but this shits true

  • fucking shit asbsolute waste if timez i haz levelz 4673 mainz0idz i willz0dz kickz0idz yourz0idz ew stinky poopoo bum farty gravyz0idz

  • @charadude Agreed.

  • @charadude Agreed.

  • @nigahiga Agreed.

  • he'll be doing that with gears epic edition, what a waste of money that shit is

  • is that really him... who would fly a helicopter just so they can get a shot at his car

  • @OpticJBigBalls Spomph ?- dude fucking hates cliff.. haha

  • That's why I bought 0 map packs, 2 years ago when I still used to play it. I just played GOW2 horde and GOW multiplayer.

  • im gonna chainsaw his grannys pussy if i ever see her

  • he really has that car?

  • i think this was on a dvd that came with gears and cliiffbum asked someone to let him borrow the lambo

  • What the hell does Cliffy even do to get all his money? Just sit back and let the programmers and what not do their thing and then he gets all the money playing the game?

  • if you want to see sponging on gears 2 go to my channel put my montage on and fast forward it to the end 30 secs and watch a standstill sponge 2 active bullets

  • lol, even though that's Tim Sweeney's car :P

  • Public is AMAZIING

    Public =

    1.Oh Cool you & me in a 1v1 okay i try it with wallbounce. ohh ok you with B Button

    2.Hmm I go this way. uhhh u camp behind the corner with chainsaw no problem!

    3.i Think i pick up the sniper on blood drive. ahhh you tag a grenade here but "OK"

    4.ok we rush with 4 guys! Revive me plz you stand over me! ok you dont see me

    5.Woho i have two downs!! ok you steal both - No Problem

    6.ok now i play annex! Oh i spawn without a weapon ok i still like the game

    :D:D:D:D:D:D

  • This is incredible.

  • im pretty sure cliff doesnt even play tha game himself.epic tries to fix tha game without tryin to find out, FROM THA CONSUMER, exactly whats wrong with it. they do crap to it that the want to do, not what needs to be done, Hey cliff; u , ur faily, and the ppl workin at epic are all retards.(like u didnt know that already)

  • check this out hey epic make a map pack that dont have achievements see how many people download it i mean none at all period ever yea Xbox 360 sales driven by achievements= GAY and ppl need lives

  • LOL it should say at the end....."Enjoy your glitches....Bitches!"

  • why did i buy those maps...

  • brilliant and so true :D

  • gow 2 sucks. New maps suck. You all suck.

    ... i guess

  • LMFAO

  • hahahhahaa LOL roflmao funny cliffy fag

    you shoulva seen adrian carmack cars back in the 90's

  • OMG, THAT ASSHOLE, lmao

  • Lol xDDD

  • lol

  • This is a fucking great video. But Gow2 is still a fun game.

  • ROFL! I can't fucking believe you made this, you're a genius. 5/5

  • LMAO!

  • that not his car this his boss car dumb shit

  • I wasted 70 on special edition and i went at 12 a.m. to get the game on a school night. i was soo excited to get it then once i started playing it was like "what?" and it turned out to be such a bad multilayer experience i was so disappointed but i think now people are finally realizing how bad it is.

  • So tru, Gears of Glitches. That´s the reason I played this game in pirated disk, hahaha

  • I ROFL so hard...Ill still buy the mappacks tho i love the game

  • I don't know, should I buy the All Fronts Collection?

  • yea man it are cool maps

  • all i can say in epic fail lol owned cliffy b sick chainsaw cuz he doesn't know how to shoot for shit and when he uses a shotgun he just chainsaws because he's a prick

    i'm going to play qears of war 1.5 now since i can get host but i feel sorry for the rest.

  • In my opinion, GoW2 really isn't that bad. The only problem is lag which just fucking sucks, last week I was so lucky, I got host like 25 times in a row, then it ended and I went from having a +20 KD to +3 :(

  • Kinda expensive now i think about it.

    60 for the game.

    25 for the map packs

    And if you got the limited edition you even paid more.

  • i want my like 100 back from buying all his crap if i lived in usa i would walk down to wall mart and buy a gun and fucking shot him

  • cliffy is so freaking funny but i still hate him

    CLIFFY I WANT MY $59.99 BACK!!!!!!!!!!1

  • i hate that guy... i can not believe i gave him $59.99

  • Lol I thought it would say :

    "Enjoy your glitches, bitches."

  • -feels like losers-

    ._.

    NCFTW

  • i hat the games dodgy damage consistency its so RUBBISH i can get meleed and instantly downed 4 taking a 1 pistol bullet but then i can pumpa fullshot gun blast into a guy pointblank and he then 2 pieces u and the chainsaw just FAIL.

  • lol this is perfect

  • This made me piss a lake LMFAO

  • CHAINSAW OF LAG 2-PIECE

    da new name for gears 2

  • i get a no-lagg connection about 50-60% of the time, which is riduculous, why didnt they just do what every other clever game manufacturer do and get servers? but no, they deicded a laggy host network was a better idea, so now it takes ages to get a game, and when u do the host can rarely be killed unless u sneak up on him or chainsaw!

  • and didnt he tell us that we didnt have to pay for maps? wow hahah fukin crazy ass laugh

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  • This game still would not be great even if they fixed the lag. IT's just broken crap

  • god i know, i still play the first game because the second one sucked so much.

  • well at least the smoke doesnt have that impulsive blast like it use to. (use to be too powerful) and shotgun kinda got better so the game got better so it doesnt suk really

  • The shotgun has not been fixed whatsoever

  • well i dont kno bout that..i kno its easier to wall bounce and ive came from my 7-4 performance to a 10-4

  • I can get over ten- 3 most of the time

  • well u jst got to practice more. or practice against really good players

  • Yeah you're right, I should learn not to shot my shotgun 4 times into a guy, I should learn not to shot my boomshot directly into a guy because he wont die, I should learn not to go near the chainsaw because it has a vacuum and also you can't escape it.

    yeah even though I get 8 or more kills 90% of the games I play I should learn to adapt and evolve the way I play this game

  • have u tried wall bouncing? and yea once i aimed at this mortor guy and clearly shot him at his torso less then 5 feet away he got hit jst stoud up and a guy behind me killed me.

  • of course I do but it still doesn't matter the hit detection is crap, the game is random

  • @DudeHuge sorry bro, the hit detection itself isn't crap, and the game is not random....it's the fact that it's lagging...sure on your screen you shot someone, but on their screen there are no longer in the spot where you shot, therefore they take no damage...the only thing that really makes this game not rise to it's full potential is LAG

  • @xxint3rnalxx Well, I disagree. Even as host this should happen? Whenever I play a laggy game and I hit a guy with an explosive he will die. If I hit someone in this game with the boomshot and it lags he won't get a scratch.

  • @DudeHuge uh...like i said...it's the lag that ruins the game..bro you just said it yourself, "If I hit someone in this game with the boomshot and it lags he won't get a scratch"...that's because on their screen they aren't there anymore! how many times must i explain this???

  • @xxint3rnalxx Even when I'm host and throughout the game I get no lag? What about when I play with BOTS and the same shit happens? That throws your lag theory out the window. I can hit a Bot with the shotgun twice up close and it won't kill him.

    Also, when I play with BOTs sometimes it's offline so no online is in my game. So explain that? It's not fucking lag.

  • @DudeHuge you're right, that's not lag...you just fucking suck! also dude..if you don't hit them directly with all the shots it won't kill them..i've never had a problem with hit detection on host or in a local lobby...

  • @xxint3rnalxx Sigh, Just like a dumb fuck who is proven wrong. You really are a slow fucking tool. If you haven't heard about any of the problems listed then you my friend barely play the game. Also, yea I suck because I directly shoot him in the chest twice with the shotgun, are you fucking serious? I never meet a dumb fuck like yourself before, lol.

  • @DudeHuge lol dude how do you figure i was proven wrong? because you claim to have done something? here is what you do to see if it is really hit detection or if you were just missing....start a private match, have someone stand still, and from a close distance shoot them twice while not moving...if they go down every time, that means it's not hit detection...it means you were missing because you can't hit a moving target or you were lagging! (P.S. you don't need host since they won't be moving)

  • @xxint3rnalxx You are an idiot. What do you think I was doing? No you're right me shooting an enemy seeing the blood come out of him seeing the shot hit him means I'm wrong. You know what? I'm so fucking stupid (like you) that I don't know if I shot a guy or not.

    Oh, and I did your "test" many times.

  • @xxint3rnalxx Plus stop with the lag. I told you I played a game only with bots no one else and the same shit happened. I can shoot one bot the same way and take him down and for another I wouldn't be able too.

    And yup, I was magically missing the shots too:/

  • @xxint3rnalxx actually its called latency. lag is slightly different.

  • good 4 fucking u what about the rest ofus who dont get host!

  • Then I feel sorry for you.

  • Haha love his laugh

  • that was freaking funny

  • You guys know that not his car right?

    is his boss' car he let cliff borrow it

  • yea the laugh really makes this vid as funny as it is

  • haha I love he high pitched laugh at the end!

  • lol

  • you should have put! Enjoy the glitches....Bitches!! lol

    good vid tho.

  • your omg just took our my ROFLCOPTER :'( crying face.

  • I am sorry but this game is beyond laggy. It has been the most laggy game I have every played. Besides lag it has too many unbalancing glitches and many methods to exploit the game. The weapon physics are crap. I never eve seen so much lag and glitching (online) like in this game. Why would I have to slide from wall to wall to make my shotgun kill with one shot? Stupid....but more stupid are the nerds who do this shit. Especially the laggers and glitchers.

  • capcom,valve and bungie atleast fix their games or actually put alot of effort and give back to their fans.

    Epic is a monopoly of a buisness. fuck you cliffy B

  • xD owned

  • Thank you sir, I will enjoy my glitches just fine :D

    But yeah they should have made people wait until it was all ok, like I said before I would make people wait 6+ yrs till I fix all the glitches and bugs in a game I was creating.

  • Dude what car is that?

  • lol i bet he did laugh his ass off knowing he just cost people 10 bucks. ALso making a buggy ass hell game too

  • this is why i didnt buy the new maps

  • lol so true hahaha

  • Ok, so your saying if we don't know how to do something we can't criticize it. So if we don't know how to cook and we have bought some food that has been under prepared and gives us food poisoning we should just keep our mouth shut and not complain. You sir are a moron.

  • LOL, get him Spomph!!!

  • Yeah, they had TWO YEARS, and they still messed it up.

  • it was a great game,end of story

  • lmfao!!! Ur killing me!

  • i think its amazin too =) leave it out! its only laggy because people using lag switches all the time, thats nothing to do with epic or microsoft. if this game is bad because of the lag and glitches then microsoft is even worse bringing out a console that is purposely built to damage itself so you pay to get it fixed! mother fuckers!

  • its laggy because of hosts....FUCK HOST ADVANTAGE...Cliff said there would be none in an interview once now host advantage is greater than it was in gears 1!!! fuck u cliff

  • yeh that too! the host's connection makes it bad for every other player and they still have host powers on the weapons......kinda sucks, great game still though!

  • how? yea its laggy just like halo and cod4 this is just noticable

  • are you some sort of idiot?

  • ey what the hell happened with your glitches video?¨??'

  • haha :D nice clip :D

  • Um people should realise he's the designer director and lead designer meaning he does not oversee these issues so it's not his fault it's everyone who playtested i mean evveryone who sat on there ass and pretend to playtest i don't want a shotgun that shoots directly at the ground or a sniper that barely registers or the lag or glitches well i can say a lot but hey well at least i got gears 1 and cod4 and 5 and well everything else gtfo gow2 go get a real patch and some decent matchmaking.

  • lol simple but fuckin hilarious

  • Um. well dude that is your thoughts on Gears of War 1, there may have been a few flaws and the gameplay but it still presented a whole new experience (especially online) to a large number of people. Oh, and btw, pretty much the only glitches that affected gameplay was the roadie run and the kung fu flip in which people could hide outside the map. Gears 1 was good in the eyes of many people.

  • Ignorant you say? I opened myself to gears of war (1 and 2) and got shit on in return. Presented new experiences online? Don't make me laugh. It presented nothing but glitches and lag. A few flaws?...must I go on? My god you just labelled some of the biggest glitches that people take advantage of. I'm being logical and logic tells me both games were unplayable.

  • My comment on ignorant didn't come from the fact that you don't like the game it game from the fact that you stated "what the hell is wrong with these people" as if there is something wrong with anyone that likes the game. I found THAT ignorant. The glitches in GoW I really never got as bad as being able to shoot a shotgun while cover with a shield and being able to turn invisible and still be able to kill your enemies. The glitches in GoW I was nothing compared to being able to do that.

  • came from* from my previous comment. And to add on, since I'm curious, what was so horrific about the gameplay mechanics that made Gears of war I a bad experience for you? Also, about lag...I have NEVER experienced lag to that of Gears of war 2 in Gears of war 1. I've never experienced no more than 2 seconds of bullet lag.

  • Yep I'v gone back to gears 1 because, shit actually works and I had a lot of fun. Wont be playing gears 2 until they fix it. Epic I want my money back.

  • GOOD JOB MAN, I'm with you

  • Don't think that just because you don't like a game there must be something wrong with every1 who do like the game. Thats really nothing but ignorance from a child.

  • that was hilarious

  • If only if i can speak with him under 4 eyes i shoud tell him to FIX THE GODDAMN GAME.

  • with our money he could buy this murcielago that dumbass

  • haha you guys are mad

  • mother fucker gears 2 have problems of programation this fucker have my money

  • hahahahahhaahha

  • Ghahahahaa, That motherfucker!!!..

  • that was hilarious!....chode

  • dude i feel u, fuck cliffy and epic for putting out such a shit filled game they ruined the greatest game ever, and if i wouldnt have been strapped for cash instead of selling gow2 i would have broken it and taped it just to make myself feel better. Lets all go back to gow1 and start fiending all over again, i know my friends and i have...get dumped on epic and all u gow2 nub rockets

  • I remember I was very hyped for GOW2 I finished the campaign it was kinda fun(the story was fucking crap, "where's my wife?" and "Kill everything that moves.") and after that I got so pissed of by multiplayer and by the 6th day I played GOW2 I went back to GOW1

  • He buys himself a lambo, he adds dizzy cowboy hats and a toaster, but he cant fix the GODDAMN online lag? All games have glitches but the matchmaking is horrid! The least they could do is revert to the old system.

  • lol

  • Weird how people respond to glitches w/"you suck at the game".

  • Exactly, only idiots and kids say stuff like that tho.

  • ROFLLLL

  • word.

  • because the game lacks consistency

  • people hate gow and him cause they get pwned in GOW. Thats why they changed alot on GOW2 cause everyone is a baby and complanes about shit.

  • damn you would think u would get a cool color for your lambo not an ugly orange. wow hes gay.

  • what do you drive?

  • i have a cls500 in black. Would rather keep this baby than have an ugly ass orange lambo.

  • dude your just jealous! so STFU if i had a lambo i would not care what color it would be plus thats his car not yours maybe that's his favorite color!

  • SO MUCH WIN OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yup that about says it all

  • I love the game even it has all of this stupidity in it and I find this video very funny even though hes had tha car a while.

  • LMAO. Wow, is he really like that?

  • funny and true

  • LOL!

  • rofl

  • I can't wait for a disgruntled Gears of War fan to blow up his fucking car. Oh god, that's all I want for christmas...

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

  • haha I hate this game so much, who ever made this video 5 star

  • lmao so true, game is god awful with all these glitches. fuck epic

  • Don't get me wrong i think gears to is an amazing game they just didnt do enough tests. Online play is awsome when you get a good host otherwise its the same rules as halo and that is 'Team who gets host wins'

  • what the hell are u people arguing about?? weirdos...

  • lol

  • FIX THE GAME FIRST...Im NOT buying ANY map packs until the ONLINE play if fixed first.

    i suggest we all do the same.

    1) You cant blind fire with shotgun cos it either dont shoot at all or shoots the floor instead and dont work point blank?

    2) ONLINE you cant melee attack the chainsaw away at all.

    3) weeken smokes cos in K.O.T.H. mode its a joke..cos you have to stay in the circle.

    ;(

    FIX IT NOW.

  • stop moaning kid, fukin attention seeker going oh im not buyin ur maps till u fix it, do u really think this video is real, and also do u think that this is epics fuckin youtube channel? i dont think so. the game is great, every game has glitches, get over it.

  • He's not an attention seeker, he's trying to call people to his cause. I understand, and I'm with the guy. True, every game has glitches, but most of them are found and fixed when the company releases a beta. Epic decided not to have a beta so the glitches are their fault. Not only that, but there are huge gameplay flaws that a beta would have unearthed.

    If you truly have played a lot of the second one and really do enjoy it, then I'm guessing you weren't a big fan of the first one.

  • i have gears of war one, i love it as well, i just belive number two to be better, and yeah, games have flaws and like you said, are found and fixed, people are not giving it a chance to be fixed yet, they stated on there website they going to sort things out, so wait for them to send an update. thats what halo 3 did

  • That is no excuse for the blindfiring feature to not work. Besides, you shouldn't really need to aim the shotgun to hit what you want.

  • lolololololol!!!

  • But idiots like you will just play whatever gets thrown at them, and then pay for DLC that was ready to be shipped with the game but they left it out to milk fools like you.

  • It's the truth. Those maps were most definitely done when the game was all set. What exactly, would you do though? Knowing people would buy it and knowing you could make money. That aside i think they're all excellant maps that are worth the moolah.

  • sorry i don't care about achievements loser lmao

    and my freshly bought STI would spank the shit out of that garbage lambo. cry on youtube comments some more though

  • Go play some more casual co op son, or do you need it to be even easier? Also if you don't care about achievements why did you use a guide to find all 41 collectibles and why did you do the training grounds achievement as it teaches you nothing you didn't already know, try to lie better next time you flith, your garbage

  • considering in co op you don't need to pick up the collectibles yourself

    idiot

    i have like 19,000gscore out of a possible 70,000 yeah im really into achievements.

    if you want ill gladly destroy your punk e thug wannabe hardass 1 on 1 and post it in vid response to this garbage video.

  • Good excuse, how bad are you to have to play casual co op to complete the game tho seriously. Also i put this game back in it's case once i seen the amount of problems with it so if EPIC do release a working patch i will be glad to play you online, so i'll message you on Live if they do.

  • i love how you think your high and mighty for beating the game on a different difficulty. sad much?

    its called casual

    run through campaign see what happens. let people waste hours and hours like your stupid ass going for those life changing achievements.

    when i get it done in an hour and never have to touch it again. and how are you going to call people bad when your too PUSSY to play the game yourself.

    your obviously trash if your trying to hide away the game.

    GG NO RE

  • Playing it on casual is a crap experience, you don't even have to take cover, and it's a cover based shooter. Also it did not take hours and hours to complete it on insane but you wouldn't know that would you. I did play the game online seen the amount of problems with it and was disgusted that EPIC allowed them to pass QA, i used to work as a games tester so it pissed me off even more, also my K/D ratio is good it's just there are too many problems and EPIC had no excuse this time round.

  • who is this bmfsubnoize faggot cunt piece of shit??? stop posting on here fag u suck at gears 1 and 2 and ure opinions is about as meaningless as a maggots shit so fuck off

  • sti? sexually transmitted infection?

  • considering the new map pack maps are better than the released one

    your a random

    your just bad at gow2 and need to bitch

    waa waa gerberbaby

  • The new maps are not better, one is from the PC version of the first Gears of War, another one is from part of the single player campaign in Gears 2 and the other one is just plain shite. Also they all have a dull brown/gray colour pallette and we are still yet to see any cool night time maps in the rain liks Gears 1 had. Also my stats are fine, it's 10x easier to get kills in Gears 2 than it was in Gears 1.

  • dude.

    your stupid.

    straight up and thats that

  • Checked your gamertag....you have only completed the game on casual difficulty and that was on co op aswell... and your calling me bad at the game, also Gears 2 is more fucked than the first game so if you carry on playing it with that many problems you are the idiot. You are just pissed that Cliffy B is laughing at you in his freshly bought Lambo.

  • yeah your obviously fucking retarded.

    you delete your own posts than copy paste the same thing.

    just delete mine and yours because no matter what you say im going to prove you wrong.

    your hella scrandom at gears dude.