what is your programming language?

[GreatestVon]

JAVA SIR

[northrupthebandgeek]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a computer, because his brain is Turing complete.

[izacnewton]

hauahuahuahuahauhaha



[Ailin95TV]

Lua Script, anyone?

*Forever Alone*

[Stazis555]

Chuck Norris moves the elektrons in CPU

[bibothegame]

assembly is 4 spartans ,, java is 4 me :) ,, IN LOVE WITH JAVA <3 ;)

[NelsonRPP]

winnnnnnnnnnnnnnn



[konstantinopols]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a programming language as he is a programming language

[MISTER1Xvideos]

vb & cmd & Delphi

[makedonas86]

What language do the Persians program in?

[CapitalistOverlord]

@makedonas86 IronPython.

[freemanintheworld]

@makedonas86 we program in every language

[xeavify]

Bitches don't know about coding in binary

[jandresfloress]

You know Spartans die big time in this movie dont you? ..theirs enemy program in Java XD

(any way dont married with a language, she will get fat and old :P ..keep always trying to get the hotest girl :P)

[03tellis]

@jandresfloress I think the moral is that a small group of elite programmers managed to create open source software that was far better than what the big companies made with their millions of average programmers, until they were bought out by Microsoft. They also made bill Gates bleed.

[mprz1024]

Script kiddies worship low-level programming languages because they are "fast" at implementing their horribly inefficient algorithms, and because they haven't heard of functional programming languages.

[jgamb34]

JAVA is sex

[isreasontaboo]

C/assembly

[zungaloca]

C+Haskell+Lisp+Objective-C

[cube0r]

Assembly?! No No No.... -_- You Must code in Ruby

[shvelo96]

Assembly is for Spartans, PHP is for me

[areurealyreadingthis]

java for life, everyone knows java is the future

[mRadocy]

Chuck Norris once coded an entire operating system using only 0s

[JeanScrash]

@mRadocy lol xD

[z32na]

This is true lol.

[sx7888]

This is the worst video I've ever seen...

[TheMrBadiM]

Life too short for using assembly.

[DanIsHere91]

@TheMrBadiM - but Chuck is eternal

[DanIsHere91]

connect to db with your assembly

[thetiphon]

Сhuck Noris program in LISP

[DanIsHere91]

@thetiphon - Chuck Noris develops with assembly;-)

[gazsiadam2]

@DanIsHere91 Chuck Norris develops in binary!

[hishambakr]

C# C# C#

[SuperBG78]

LOLLL

[kevinellis92]

holy shit bat man! i don't fuck with assembly lmao

[MrPatotepo]

Assembly is CODING

[DraskyVanderhoff]

O_O THAT WAS BEYOND AMAZING!!! And i was expecting C++ , but Assembly was great!.

[ezzawynawyawy]

hahahaha

[forge021]

java java java



[reisgama]

Piadinha para os "colegas de profissão" antes de ir dormir. Pessoal do FaceB só recomendo ver o video quem programa do contrario não vai ver graça alguma.

[mikibgd2366]

this video is epic! :) 

[thatguyofmanythings]

Me, PHP, HTML. flash, Linux, JavaScript, c, c++, and c#

[MiroYoussif]

lol

all of them are mine :P

[beefyjerkylol]

chuck norris uses machine code

[LightingScythe]

@beefyjerkylol machine program in chuck norris



[Denes625]

"we own you big time"

what does it mean? i don't understand this sentence :-(

[magicdutta]

Assembly is to programming as spartans are to warriors.

[hkams]

@magicdutta very good analogy!

[wewnessism]

I can speak c++ and java :D

[cutithongtin]

none of them used python, what a pity :(

[AlphaeRegulus]

yeah... no one even know what phyton is :( @cutithongtin

[mikibgd2366]

@AlphaeRegulus what about ruby? :D

[MrMaxPirate]

@mikibgd2366

will be raped there ;D

[gabyeminemyoo]

xDDDDDDD..... but it takes a looooong time to program in asembly.....

[SameerTubeYou]

they didnt know the power of java at that time ;)

[thelordofhalo]

this is c++?

c++?

this is JAVAAAA!!!1!

[RaDx1993]

LMAO

[koleman123456]

Gm

[mytac0sftw]

C++!



[adio1803]

Today i was creating a prosgresql stored procedure with PL/pgSQL, it was a nightmare, i remembered this video and THE Spartans ASSEMBLY language .... !

[zezima48]

The epic journey to find adio1803's comment. (-_____-)

[rflood89]

@zezima48 clock see all on the right just before the related vids, then search for the username, ctrl + f

[Altair565]

lol

[danielparejaxxx]

java, ;) now going for assembly and C++

[maenq1981]

The bottom line here is, go down to the basic, and you will master almost anything.

Be simple, think big :)

[Taking1n1]

mine is basic, C and C++.

[theRudy132]

hmm, i was sure it would be something like "IT IS JAVAAAAAAA" when i saw the thumbnail...

[pufixas]

mine is C++

[Ehal256]

should have said lisp. most powerful programming language ever.

[yusoofmd]

great :)

[VlAleVas]

USSR used C!

[snqlby]

*rofl*

[sabin97]

i was gonna thumbs down the i read java

but assembly changed my mind :)

java people will soon be substituted by very short perl programs :D

c++ for anything mission-critical, php for web stuff, perl or ruby(whichever is available) for general short term stuff

[drwook]

awesome, made me laugh

[granzginz]

java and javaFX...

[IAmSOOCanadian]

ah java, don't give it to the potter... but it's true D:

[NielloEd]

assembly is good, but only for little pieces of code that need insane optimization. c++ deals with everything else. thats the truth.

[japitus79]

C is when you need real power.

[105jrt]

@NielloEd What about concurrency, multithreading, security, cryptography, scalability, readability, ease-to-learn, readability and general ease-to-debug?

[miniMagii]

@NielloEd Don't forget about reverse engineering.

[EmperorFishFinger]

...

Well that sucked.

[noxytrux]

Epic :D

[huntercross14]

ASSEMBLY OWNS EVERY LANGUAGUE!

[xTxNarutoxTx]

@huntercross14 mmhmm no, no it doesn't

[larrymielcar]

But they were killed. It was deadline :D

[O0oSorousho0O]

What the heck is Assembly? BTW I'm not saying this because I'm Persian! :P

[lilylutz]

Assembly is not very portable... :P

[ThorBarstad]

Programming in assembly? This is madness!

[marlls1989]

Assembly! Assembly! Assembly!

[FelipeCardoso89]

My programing teacher builded the first computer of INPE*. He was/is a Assembly programmer. And now I know who he really is. (*kind of Brazil's NASA)

[heraldol]

Assembly!!!

[seyoum2]

-Knock, knock!

-Who's that?

long pause...

-Java

-Knock, knock!

-Who's that?

- C++

-Knock, knock!

-Who's...

-Assembly

[myrofly]

@seyoum2 kn-

Machine code

[fernandoccarletti]

hahahahahahahaha

Very good!!!

[muclemente]

@adio1803 Well, at least Assembly is a programming language...

[Tsicar]

Assembly — very Spartan.

[3Sciencenut]

C#... nuff said



[felipetgoliveira]

idiosyncrasy

[mbsalto]

61 people code on VB.net

[jovari92]

real bad asses code in white spaces (or brainfuck ;) )

[CaioMontanari1]

LOL

[LaKravenStudios]

A "master" can program in machine code, but GODS program in 4's and 2's, because together they form the answer to the ultimate question!

[theDenQ]

Пусть напишут мне сайт на assembler`e))))))))))

[Kaao1000]

Ainda me arrastante no assembly....

Não é um espaço para meros mortais

[VictorMuhat007]

eu já programei em assembly...e sobrevivi!!!

[brunodasg]

huahuahau.. muito bom. Ficaria melhor se trocassem o Assembly por PHP. kkkk

[davidproweb]

@brunodasg haha mas acho que a idéia foi mostrar que eles são superiores na programação, não é qualquer um que escreve em assembly

[28roland2008]

@brunodasg sabe aquele corcunda então ele programa em PHP

[brunodasg]

@28roland2008 o corcunda não é o cara que forneceu a solução para o fim dos 300 e ficou cheio de mulheres e ouro?

[28roland2008]

@brunodasg é sim é o feio que se dá bem =D

[Roinujsp]

very good!!

[tramposti]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk esses aí são fodas mesmo... assembly hauahua

[Dryverus]

Delphi is the best... i won my money with it

[clovisfilho93]

Bitch, please. I use PHP and won my money... that's enough for me.

[mauriciomdea]

I totally heard RUBY! RUBY! RUBY!

[MJMtalk]

all kinds of code smack talk going on in these comments.

To be fair, it's really the only thing we CAN smack talk about.

[goodPython]

persians use Visual Basic :D

[Tsicar]

@goodPython And faggots! :D

[adio1803]

@goodPython :D:D:D ! 

[4allnipples]

@goodPython Tz.. go piss, everyone knows a spartan is a delphi programmer. We buildt the fucking codebase VB was built on. To us VB is a game, something we do when we are bored --- brujah! Eat nipple fritz... ;)

[Nekotico]

@goodPython so, im persian XD lol T_T!!!!!

[MrgnUTube]

@goodPython Beeeeeeeeerk!!!!

[Fetcha200]

@falnik You should have taken out the entire audio. Added a wind effect, gotten a few friends, and used them as voice speeches :)

[TheAlexeytur]

Persians programmed on php

[adio1803]

i really want to see you creating a website with one html page in assembly !

[ebagdemir]

@adio1803 for that reason all spartans died out

[4allnipples]

@ebagdemir Nope, we still live. But we wasted far to much time saving your bacon

[essaadhamzafamily]

@ebagdemir they should'v used visual C++

[renatomariscal]

@adio1803 Do you think it is Madness?

[rflood89]

@adio1803 that would be a webpage, you could do the site in php tho i guess :P

[6c333374]

assembly is still not as sick as Brainfuck :)

[vonnic]

templates in C++11 :) they are Turing Complete too :D

[kalandozo2]

@vonnic they were turing complete in any version of C++ that contained templates ;)

also, assembly is for nolifers and hardware programmers.

[vonnic]

@kalandozo2 yes, its probably 15-20 years ago when they add them :)

but now is more easy to do use them (and they are more flexible), thanks to that you could say that templates are separate language in C++ :)

[jersonmajin]

01001010

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[JudgementDesu]

Machine codes!

[JulienGrenier42]

I was expecting them to chant : LISP! LISP! LISP! but assembly is hardcore too.

[xJoeyxPr0xCheater]

ASP.NET > PHP :D

[KHUNERINO]

lol!

[Neutral22]

Matlab, C, C++, Assembly, VHDL, LinuxShell. Studying electronics and informationssystem in germany rocks !

[Magnetohydrodynamics]

The real masters care not for silly things like order of operations.

Real masters do Haskell.

[Tsicar]

@Magnetohydrodynamics ROFL!

[mitko256]

:D :D :D



[thePEOPLEperson1]

Who doesn't waste time? The other guys.

[93NinetyThree]

I'll make a Greek parody with this!

[Dragonion2010]

Nice! I can certainly understand why Leonidas gets disappointed when he hears people claiming that Java, Delphi, and C# are programming languages XD

[L33tImagination]

C++ for serious programming and Java for exploring ideas, Python if I want to check my maths and JavaScript for making sure the people on the webs don't break my stuff.

[halflifeproductionz]

spartans are a bunch of nerds! assembly, really? that shit is BOOOORING.

[micmicmic7]

C!

[AfterTheShotOFICIAL]

AHUEHAUEHUAHUAHEUA JAVA JAVA JAVA!!!

[Leonardoatg]

haouahuoahuoahaouha

[FixerCS]

PHP! PHP! PHP!

[TheAstralSerpent]

I think assembly is used for reverse engineering.

[JarzynkaSQ]

WOW spartans owned them so hard

[MTVAwkward]

JAVA!! JAVA!! JAVA!!

[Alecs4cwalk]

pascal :(( sh*t.

[mrdiceman83]

o i like it

mainly because i use assembly

[mrdiceman83]

o i like it

[MrDesillu]

rotl

[MoonLightFacade]

YES!!!!

[dekuben]

Assembly ftw.

[m1o2]

C, C, C!!!!!!

[jazamora2006]

how did i end up here... nerd part of youtube

[PaperbackWizard]

@jazamora2006 Might say you fell off the Rails. *winks*

[riktw]

C, C, C, (for ARM Cortex)

[delican]

C,C++,C#,Java,Assembly (x86)

and also java and c++ is perfect for coding. 

[SuperNipaa]

>Not Python

[1313satoshi1313]

Java!! Java!! Java!!!

[thanatosor]

Lisp ! Lisp ! Lisp !

[wyrrox]

C++ 

[NightWatch022]

Everybody can write in C, some can program in Assembly. The real masters, however, use machine code. True story :D

[MsPwain]

@NightWatch022 Assembly is just human readable MC...

[1sanjaygir1]

@NightWatch022 Only real monsters use machine code.

[mbsalto]

Java!