The Golden Girls - Zborn Again 2/3

[LuvHealthNConception]

thumbs up if ya watched it anyway without part 1

[Brannue]

Im going, im going...lmfao!!!!!

[samjaguar1]

where is part 1 ?

[mysticxingjing16]

Give it some thought slutpuppy.

[CherFann12]

I HAVE A TEACHER THAT LOOKS LIKE BLANCHE ! (:

[PuppetMask]

Dang Sophias so funny I wish she'd come and live in our house and be hilarious all day long.

[iluvlife122]

"The slept together!?!" "Rose what did u think they did?" " well she looks like she was pushing his car"

[iluvlife122]

I love this show14

[johnny14773]

I'm a 14 year old boy and this show is awesome!

[gillyrosh]

"And don't forget the accident you had in that car." BWAHAHAHA! Love Sophia.

[flowerpowerist]

Ha Ha Ha! Blanche is such slut, I love her!!!



[petruzzimedia]

Setting the parking breake 4:25

[academie7]

haha i love it 2;41 is wonderful

[ricardo522042]

The looks on Dorothy's face sometimes ... her eyes ... looking out in the audience. It's so hilarious! 

[pdy120]

i love these girls so much

[dallastxsexsiren]

i love them so much

[1972romee]

it's awesome how Stan and Dorothy are friends

[OrangeSockMonkey91]

18!

I got you all beat! :D

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@OrangeSockMonkey91 - actually there is someone in the comments who posted 11. Thanks to her mom getting her into the show. xD

[OrangeSockMonkey91]

@YourDarkAccomplice Well I got into it at age 5 all by myself...and I've loved it ever since :D

[charliecat77]

Bea Arthur was and will always be classic.

[tiffanielynnleong]

22 here!

[daisyplayer]

20!!

[cougarsoccer9]

i watched this show in the 80's and stll love it almost 40

[NobleRoyalty]

@cougarsoccer9 - Whooo! the big 4-0! I admire you.

and I'm glad we have the same taste - such an awesome show!

- 22

[vanillachild365]

I love it when the phone rings and Dorothy is talking to Stan then blows a kiss into the phone and hangs up , then starts sucking her teeth! I loose it everytime lmao! Love my golden girls! ;)

[YourDarkAccomplice]

22 ...

How interesting that people of all ages watch this show. Especially 12 & 15?!?!

Whoa. I wonder if any guys watch this, by chance.

[capcom23]

@YourDarkAccomplice yes! i'm a guy :P

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@capcom23 - So I see. I think I saw a comment somewhere about a seven inch. -blush- >.<

lol but yeah... good to know... [I mean... about the watching the show ..erm.. thing.. yeah.] (lol)

[violinandbass5]

12 going on 13 and loving it

[samialsaad]

21!

[KaLeeBunny2010]

huh now i am curious... how old is everyone who is watching this show. I am 18...

[Gorgeous04Blonde]

15!

[SmileSatanLovesU]

20 :)

glad to know people of all ages enjoy watching this show!

[japnikki]

typical gay guys...lol

[morfey9]

slut puppy lmao

[220love07]

she called her "slut puppy" with a straight face !! lol they were the funniest.

[nostopsnopurgatory]

She slept with him!?

She looked like she was pushing his car.

[nostopsnopurgatory]

I am the master at GG's trivia!

[natzlin]

Always luv this tv shows.

[TsunadeHime50]

zborn again

just the title makes me laugh. i love this show.

[poshbah]

they really complimented each other very well, love this show

[shantaygreen84]

I am like a Golden Girl fanatic!!!!

[cupcake101]

"I don't know what on earth you're..YES!!"

Love her face after saying it.

[lisababy85]

The accident in the car line from Sophia is great!!!

[Boobookitty39]

Holy shit--how'd they get away with that emergency brake line--WHOA!

Funny but racey as hell :P

[Leanan101]

also makes me wonder about how they got away with the line "Rose, I'm going, I'm going!"

[snorp73]

Dorothy was the best character on the show. A real entertainer with true talent and Broadway style. RIP Bea Arthur!

[lazyazz03]

always wanted to see this St. Olaf place

[ButtaPeCanRican76]

Rest in Peace in Bea ,You are Loved and Missed Girl .

[warlock101670]

R.I.P. Ms. Arthur

[Vittoria10538]

Rest In Peace, Bea.

[billybodybuilder]

Cop : "My god , what are you kids doing in there ?"

Dorithy : "It's alright officer , we're divorced !!""

LMFAO !!!!

[blueoctober94]

what season is this?!!!

[tallminimi101]

2000000000

[omega311888]

LOL@ GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT SLUT PUPPY"

[sackgirl78]

LOL funny

[canadiankidcharlie]

lolz at 6:43 rose thought blanche meant 9inches lolllllllll rose is the best

[MJisAnutcase]

big quake in california lmao! hahaha

[blondeisius]

"And don't forget the accident you had in that car"

"What accident?"

"The one that costs me 10 bucks every Christmas and still calls me Grandma"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[sackgirl78]

LMAO funny

[agpianorox]

Rose, I'm going I'm Going!!! LOL HAHAHA

=D HAHAHA

[kiwicanadian26]

" give it some thought slut puppy "...lmao

[capcom23]

yeah LMAO!

[ConnecticutsBest]

what season is this????

[jherrera805]

Rose im going! Im going!! LMFAO !!!

[ShidaMJB]

Well, that's good safety first!! LOL

[BjonesK]

I don't know what on earth you're...YES!!!

[Loveim4]

Rose: Oh Sophia you're up, were we making too much noise?

Sophia: No, I'm awake because I was feeling frisky. What's say we get out the ouija board and scare up our husbands?

AHAHAHHAAAAA LMAO!! Damn Sophia has the best lines!! XD

[aharmon08]

Dorothy's laugh at 8:02 is awesome! lol....so evil and insane.

[cirrus125286]

I'll be damned you're right!!! O.o

[0ldShoes]

Poise.

[sweetiepie694501]

"he started yelling, rose im going im going" lol

[43tf45]

Rose: "Well thats good, safety first." I love it lol

[DejaBleu22]

lol at blanche's different categories of sex

[goldenolive89]

haha i know! dimount...

[mrpstcnclr]

"Rose, I'm going, I'm going!" ha ha ha ha ha too much!

[MVR326]

This was/is a timeless show. All four of them are great, and how each character is so defined!

Not to mention the quick witted writing.

[RENTluver06]

"the car ran out of gas"

"did you do what I think you did tonite.. YES"

"she slept with him"

"if you'd have sex in public more often this kinda thing wouldnt happen"

"when the sex is lousy its easy" lol

"no wait.. I'm thinkin of the best meal I ever had"

"sure you do remember dorothy you thought you were stepping on stand parking brake" lmao

[colossusrising]

Dorothy:" I swear to you I thought I was setting the parking brake"

Rose: " Well that's good safety first"

ROLF lol lol lol.....awesome!!!

[TgrLady]

I love this episode and I love this clip best of all - only that it cuts off just as Dorothy is explaining sleeping with Stan to her mother! lol Thanks so much for posting this! LOVE LOVE LOVE the GG's!!

[jenny2006454]

the show is just great if sophia is not dead this show will be still on for a season 8

[tiffanielynnleong]

show ended in '92 it has been over waaaay before she died

[LadyAliyssa]

Rose head down it's quiet time, lol Dorothy is the best...

[sexydiva83]

"Over a NINE?"

"Points, Rose, points." LMAO!

[pdy120]

she look like she was pushing his car. Rose is the best

[LadyAliyssa]

I cracked up so hard I choked on my drink during that part I loved the way Blanche and Dorothy looked at her...

[ThePleasurePalace]

Dorothy: hehe Yes the earth did move; Big Quake in California.

lol that was good. =]

[CROCODlLE]

"It's just so hard to rate these things! There's degree of difficulty, style points, choice of music. Did they land on their feet during the dismount?' I love that! I've used that line with my friends, it always causes a laugh.

[Aquacatl09]

Dorothy talking on the phone to Stan is so funny as she tried to sneak away from Sophia!

Parents are always keen to our ways...

[LovetheRainbow]

"Oh you do have a problem Dorthy, how do you break off a relationship when the sex is great, when the sex is lousy it's easy."

Fucking LOL!!!! Ahh Blanche, good old slut puppy Blanche!!

[pamperedgurl]

"too more dates and its over...you know just to make sure.."

ROFL

[DAconqu3r3r]

give it some thought slut puppy! LMAO!

[thatsmr2usir]

Rose head down it's quiet time! LOL! They use to dog her all the time!

[Mobee211]

"I'll give you a hint, it cost me $10 every Christmas and still calls me Grandma!" ROTFLMAO

[bacardibreezer7]

"From now on I'm calling everybody Pussycat, it's cheaper than buying new glasses". lol!

[WMCFANICK]

the parking break thing is so hillarious

ang the quiet time thing hehe

[zairekrieger]

blanche:if you would have sex in public more often this kinda thing wouldn't happen ! haha Lol loved here in fighting temptations too!!

[authorofjudgement]

'Rose, I'm going! I'm going!' God, that's hilarious!

[am8mugh]

Correction ::: Blanche: Dorothy Zbornak, did you do wot I think you did tonight? Dorothy I don't know what on earth you're..YES! Rose: I don't believe this. Blanche: How could you sleep with that man? Rose: She slept with him? CLASSIC!!!!!

[am8mugh]

Blanche: Dorothy Zbornak, did you do wot you think you did tonight? Dorothy I don't know what on earth you're..YES! Rose: I don't believe this. Blanche: How could you sleep with that man? Rose: She slept with him? CLASSIC!!!!!

[budgirl8405]

Sophia: dont forget the accident

Stan:what accident

Sophia: ill give you a hint it costs me ten buck and calls me grandma

[LadyAliyssa]

I swear to you I thought I was setting the parking break, thats good safety first!!! LOL, Rose is so silly...

[kaatay]

"rose, head down its quiet time" hahaha

[dogsoutofspace]

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggg

[Armadillo282000]

LOL.. anyone notice it looks like the windows are fogged up?

[robertomezza]

Slut Puppy!!! LOL

[perciusjango]

"It costs me 10 bucks every Christmas, and it still calls me grandma." lol

[acousticgurl4]

i feel dumb, but what does rose think blanche meant when she said "anything above a 9 is excellent?"

[northernxstar]

Rose thought Blanche meant nine inches..

I don't think I need to go into further detail.

[tipwill123]

lol. you get a 10 for that remark!! and btw, anything over a 9 IS excellent!!!

[musicaltheatergeek79]

Like nothernxstar said, Rose thought Blanche meant nine inches, as in the length of a penis. Average is 6 inches, so anything over a nine is a bit on the large side. So for a moment Rose thought Blanche was a size queen.

[LbYs]

6 inches is the natural average of a Adult, 4 inches is the overall normal size.

[blackmumba111]

5 and a 1/2 is the racial average of caucasian males. 6 1/2 is the average african male and 4 1/2 is the average asian and middle eastern male. Oh, and 5 inches on the nose is the average for European males.

[piscesrising2006]

what about Latinos and Native Americans? :D

[capcom23]

i'm glad that mine is 7 inches and i'm from europe :P

[TheFever77]

Rose: I'm Going, I'm Going ! lol

[danies18]

lol I never fully understood these jokes when I was younger. It's so much clearer now lol.

[Mileenasman]

Is Blanche talking about Gymnastics or sex?

[ClarenceFisher]

Probably both

[musicaltheatergeek79]

She's talking about sex and the various positions. In another episode, she used a baseball analogy when discussing sex.

[Dizzylou77]

Can any one help me with a query about the golden girls please?

There was an episode where Sophia asked Rose to put a cooking pot on her head and then set about it with a Soup ladle.

Does anyone rememebr it or know the name of it?

Thanx

[NachtPhoenix]

Sophia's Wedding Part 2

[Dizzylou77]

Thank you so much!!

[43tf45]

Rose, head down, its quiet time. I love it when Dorothy says that!

[lilmissostentatious]

Sophia: "... Don't forget the accident you had in that car."

Stanley: "What accident?"

Sophia is absolutely hilarious!!

Sophia: "I'll give you hint. It costs me ten bucks every Christmas and still calls me 'Grandma.'"

Sophia is so hilarious! I love her advice.

"Just be careful and remember what they taught you in parochial school: Keep both feet on the ground, no patten-leather shoes, and macaroni and cheese every Wednesday."

ROTFL!!

[throwpooatu]

Wow~ I thought I had watched every episode at least 10 times~

Thanks for posting!

[cubtat2]

Scare up our husbands...rofl!!

[darkwraith07]

Rose says safety first......so naive. So TERRIBLY naive....

[darkwraith07]

Sophia and occult ouiji? Man that women is advanced for her age! Caught up on the dark little games of modern youth.....

[darkwraith07]

Rose is so CLUELESS! JUST CLUELESS LOL!

[modeldavideli]

I swear to you, I thought I was setting the parking beak.... lol

[precious887]

"I'm going, I'm"!!!! HA HA

[LadyAliyssa]

LOL, Rose head down it's quite time. I love that part that was so funny!!!

[worldthe2001]

Rose I'm going I'm going. LMFOA

[GWTW4EVR]

Oh, man--what a hilarious episode...Hahahahaha

:D:D:D

[GreenPencil305]

Rose: You know, Sophia, actually, you're pretty straightforward.

Sophia: It's a gift, so tomorrow at 9:00, I'll go to work with you, we'll take care of it.

Rose: Oh, thank you, Sophia.

Sophia: You're welcome, pussycat.

Rose: I'm not Dorothy.

Sophia: From now on, I'm calling everybody, it's cheaper than buying new glasses.

[adagiominore]

I love the sexual innuendos and insinuations in this show. When you think about what they say, it's really very telling and sometimes dirty. : D

[leif573]

HANDS DOWN funniest line for me is Blanche's response "Dammit Dorothy if you'd have sex in public more often this kind of thing wouldnt happen.." delivered with such serious sinceriy, scolding her...

[Wonka399]

"Well sure you do Dorothy,remember you thought you were grabbing Stan's parking brake"

hahaha great episode

[southurnguy]

"Talk about your mixed emotions!..." LOVE it!!

[zenon20]

It looked like she was pushing his car! LOL

[skp288]

Anyone knows where are the actresses now?  Can they get together again and restart the series. It would be great, especially since we are all old now.

[BritneyBSNC]

Betty/Rose and Bea/Dorothy are both in their 80's,Estelle is suffering from Alzheimer's and Rue is busy with writing her books. In 2003 they all got together to do a reunion special,without estelle.

[glachhu]

"did they land on their feet during the dismount..." LMAO

"Anything over a 9 is excellent"

-"Over a 9?"

"Points Rose, points" LMAO

[chocolate12583]

This show is so funny. Sophia is the funniest!

[BeautyU2U]

I'm going! I'm going! Lmfao.

[ncc74656Ncc]

omg....sooooo funny

[apie1500rob]

i effing love the golden girls...i watch it everyday..this is great!!

[opila8]

give it some thought slut-puppy lol

I LOVE THAT!

[MJisAnutcase]

hahahaha,well,that's good.safety first!hahah

[ugottalovepotc]

I dont know what on Earth-YES!!!

hahahaha I love them :)

they can be so rude, but this is real love these woman have!

**Parking Break** all the little jokes we missed when were yonger. haha

Peace Love Light && Laugter

[pamperedgurl]

'im going, im going'

can someone please explain that to me? lol

[LbYs]

He was dieng. "im going im going" meaning hes going to heaven

But (sorry for language) Im cumming is pretty close to Im going and fits the dieng part so.

[musicaltheatergeek79]

Well, normally when a guy has an orgasm during sex he yells out, "I'm coming! I'm coming!" But since he was dying, Charlies instead said, "I'm going! I'm going!" which totally confused Rose 'cause she didn't know he was having a heart attack.

[GoldenEye333]

''i swear to you i thought i was setting the parking brake''

[lisababy85]

I love Sophia, and dont forget the accident u had in that car.... "I never had an accident in that car" I will give you hit it cost me ten dollars every christmas and still calls me grandma!

[ihavetotellthetruth]

Did they land on their feet during the dismount?? LOL

[Jukesette]

"Rose, head down it's quiet time."

[4fmlylove]

Well she looked she's been pushing his car! lol!!

[lolliegirl79]

its alright officer were divorced hehehehehe

[tylertyler82]

i wish somebody sent me steaks

[shynsexy12]

YES!!! Dorothy finally gets sum...

[mroy88]

GG RULES!!!

[debfan74]

I loved this show and still do...but I always hated the "hi it's me Stan"...always got annoying...I know it was a catch phrase for the character...but it was and still is annoying

[luckyboi1988]

"I swear to you I thought I was setting the parking brake"

LMAO!

1 of the greatest shows ever!

[Pyliah]

God I laughed so hard when I heard that comment!

[marcusmooney1]

did he land on his feet during the dismount lmao

[lostnthefuture]

"She looks like she was pushing his car!"

[ez3refills]

"we're divorced"

haha!