The Fast Bris

[bendiviolet]

Actually, circumcision causes more health problems than it prevents. It causes erectile dysfunction, increases HIV transmission from males to females, increases infection rates in infants as the raw wound of the penis is exposed to faeces and urine.

It is also severely painful. Anyone who inflicts such pain on a baby for their own gain is a sexual sadist.

G-d made little boys perfect iand no one who destroys it loves G-d

[AvivaHannah]

My (gentile) doctor's opinion is that it's much like an appendix: Unless it's infected, you don't *need* to remove it, but it doesn't matter in the slightest if you do. It IS cleaner and circumcised men are less likely to contract certain diseases, including HIV, because the main receptors for these bugs are in the foreskin. So it IS cleaner and healthier, but not essential unless there are other issues. Not one man I've asked who was cut as an adult preferred being uncut, nor would go back.

[cnmatl7]

What a Great job as a moil! $250 an hour plus TIPS!

[benjonsonable]

Their hats are just as weird and fucked up looking as their severed penises

[tucsonpersonified]

You guys should stop arguing and just CUT IT OUT!!

[janusdoa]

Well, this is pretty disgusting.

You freaks with your angry desert wizards.

[benjonsonable]

Any "parent" that celebrates amputating a healthy functioning part of a baby's penis needs to be arrested for life and have their clits chopped off- see how they like it! Not a mother, a monster!

[benjonsonable]

HIS body HIS choice!

[yaddleskidaddle]

EVERY BOY NEEDS HIS HUNK OF SKIN!

[friedforeskins]

@yaddleskidaddle You forgot cut off! As in "Every boy needs his hunk of skin cut off!" Although it is not a hunk, just a flap of useless and ugly skin!

[yaddleskidaddle]

@friedforeskins no i did not. dude, just stay away from me.

[yaddleskidaddle]

@friedforeskins WHO ARE YOU, A SADISTIC IDIOT!?

[benjonsonable]

@friedforeskins It is NOT useless skin. It contains thousands of pleasure nerve endings which is more than the clit!

[benjonsonable]

@friedforeskins Oh and amputating parts of dicks was done originally to prevent pleasure and masturbation so you are laughed at

[brynnemickey]

everyone who is born in American hospitals today is circumcised unless the parents protest. Thus, it doesn't matter if you are Jewish. THE END. Even though this video is pretty funny =p

[Hilltopper2549]

@brynnemickey The average percentage who leave hospital intact is nearer 70 and increasing. Thankfully mothers seem to be more aware of the rights of the baby (an atheist) than the fathers.

[gayeavec]

How does my watching this video generate revenue for your shul

[Malka327]

We use to belong to the synagogue in Flemington, New Jersey back in 1980-81. Enjoyed the video.

[dkauf1245]

kleenex3000 your a fucking idiot go kill yourself

[sjbeacher]

@dkauf1245 Well said!

[kleenex3000]

"It is up to the parents' choice"

I read his insanity of a justification all the time. That means: The Government givs you he fedom to deprive your male progeny of the feedom of choice.

Oh! I understand. You had no freedom of choice in this very regard, and so you have to absolutely perpetuate the evil!

It is NOT a matter of Hygiene... And IF you are a woman, how would you dare say that.

[sjbeacher]

@kleenex3000 Here we go a Nazi commenting on something Jewish!

[WJKPrimsy]

umm....weirdest song ever...

[garrypopkin]

As a non-Jew married to a Jew, our son was circumcised, but so were my Protestant brothers,cousins,uncles,grandf­athers,etc. It's up to the parents when a child is born......It's a matter of Hygiene!

[DoctorQuackenbush]

Quite clever. I love "Last Kiss" and I was born in October, too.

[IbnNero]

yu crasy

[IbnNero]

why do they think they own this young fellow???

it is his life his decision his penis!!

I hate nonorgasmic frigid mothers that only live for money!

[VanillaShorti]

this breaks my heart

[IbnNero]

this people are barbarians!

they want to inforce genital mutilation on us too.

they see us Goyims as dirty

[IbnNero]

people who worship foreskins are antisemites?

[Aliza123]

Love this! I'm using this in my class today (I teach Jewish studies)!

[bjmarg]

Jimmy Kimmel is not Jewish.

[billyraysheet]

You got me there. If that's the only mistake, I've still got a pretty good batting average.

[bjmarg]

I know! Very impressive! My son is doing a project in his Hay class, trying to name at least 100 famous Yids. After comedians, I went to scientists and easily filled his list.

FWIW, lots of people think Kimmel and Carolla are Jewish. And of all the people I recognized in the video (about 1/2), the only non-Jew I could ID was Kimmel, so good job!

Oh, yeah, and Jason Schwartzman is legally not Jewish by birth, since his mom is Talia Shire, though he may have hit the mikveh to "convert."

[Zeesala]

We had a bris for my son when he was 8 days old, and because of it, he couldn't walk for almost a year afterwards!! ;)

[Hugh7777]

You're not supposed to say "because of it" - the whole point is that the listener infers that.

That joke is told in the film Resurrection (1999) and the hearer describes it as "the worst f joke I ever heard".

But what can you expect of someone who can joke about cutting off the best part of their son's genitals?

[Zeesala]

Obviously you're still crying over losing your genitals. But what can you expect of someone who is so filled with self-hatred he can only make himself feel better by discharging his rage upon others?

[Hugh7777]

Wrong from beginning to end, but interesting that Zeesala admits it's appropriate that men cry at "losing their genitals". Who wouldn't? And why should they have to?

[Zeesala]

I do realize what I wrote. If you had a sense of humor, you might smile. I would have a war of wits with you, but I don't fight unarmed individuals.

[Gumbee65]

Bring it on Zeesala - I'm armed and not intimidated. I don't find the cutting of infant genitals humorous. However, I find pompous individuals pretending to be intelligent, mildly entertaining. Funny isn't it?

[Zeesala]

The name Gumby, or I suppose as you have misspelled it Gumbee, refers to act of stupidity or inexperience. It is also used to refer to someone who lacks coordination skills.

Gumby's parents were Gumba and Gumbo. Given your response to what I wrote, it is quite easy to tell lack of intelligent comes by quite naturally.

So little clay person, climb on Pokey and ride into the sunset, I'll not bother to waste one more word of verbage on you.

[Hugh7777]

"pompous individuals pretending to be intelligent" You hit the nail on the head Gumbee65. (I love "lack of intelligent")

And when anyone says "I won't be back" - they'll be back.

[Gumbee65]

That's your best? Attacking MY choice of user name. Obviously, you really don't have much to argue with if you plan on debating ad hominem. Geez, so I suppose if I had chosen the name "Zeus", I would have your respect. Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool are we?

[Gumbee65]

Zeesala,

Apparently, your "well of wits" is a little dry. If you want to discuss the facts, I am waiting. If you just want to make personal attacks, then you're a waste of time. Empirically thou, that seems to be your style. Please prove me wrong.

[tawnie4]

it's not about "jews" know best... that is insulting to non-jews...It IS about religious reasons for doing this. Just like FGM, the child genitals are being mutilated

I don't agree but then again I am not jewish :-)

[plusaf]

mutilation is way too strong of a word. it's not like a clitorectomy, you know.  THAT's mutilation.

[tawnie4]

I think you better check the Definition:

Mutilation: or maiming is an act or physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of any living body, usually without causing death.

Mutilation IS NOT too strong of a word FGM and MGM (circ) is harming the genitailia and the child. Any way you look at it a circ'd genitailia IS mutilated genitalia. Foreskin is cut off the child in both FGM and MGM and the tissue and remaining genitailia is injured and the function is degraded.

[tawnie4]

As I said:

In circumcision (MGM) and FGM the childs' genitals are being mutilated, the child is being harmed and live healthy tissue is being maimed. Yes I know it's done for religious reasons amongst Jewish and don't forget Muslims

Furthermore I have several Jewish friends who have not circ'd their sons and one couple is very conservative NOT liberal and strong in their faith and they are from Israel! They did not circ and are not circing their new baby boy either.

[fitzamatic]

Fun video with a cute song -- why does that have to provoke so much hate? Remember today is Yom HaShoah.

[loverbeeh]

Partying will not get you to the next world after 50, 60, 70 years of life. If you tell me there is no next world, hell and or heaven then FINE! That is your prerogative! But dont come back with accusations when you do find out otherwise because one day we all have to give an accounting for all our misdeeds.

[loverbeeh]

But then there are Jews like you that come here with your limited mind and are questioning G-d who you will never understand even if you live to a thousand years. I feel bad for you all because you find it so hard to be religious that you have to come and knock down and criticize the people that do have the power to do what G-d put us on this world for.

[Hugh7777]

If G_d put us on the world to cut parts of babies' genitals off, then where do I sign up for Satanism?

[loverbeeh]

There are people that convert from Islam, Christianity and other religions to Judaism because it is the religion that has outlasted massacres as the inquisition, the blood libels, the holocaust and so many more horrendous events that has occurred in the Jewish history but there were Jews that still held fast to their religion and to G-d.

[GypsySlide]

Circumcision as a ritual and celebration is fuckin' stupid. How ridiculous to bring your friends and family together to share in the removal of a baby's foreskin! Despite my disagreement with the practice I disagree even more strongly with the celebration, it seems really sick!

I have a hard time believing God suggested that his followers mutilate their genitals to identify themselves as followers. I guess all the women are outcasts in the lord's eyes or they just get a free pass!

[sjbeacher]

You are an idiot! A Bris is perfecting the imperfect! Circumcision is not mutilation it is perfecting the male body!

[sjbeacher]

@GypsySlide You are just a stupid Canadian Goy! You fuck yourself, fucking worthless animal dick pos!

[GypsySlide]

@sjbeacher Ahh, isn't that cute. You're crying harder than a little boy getting his foreskin cut off! Did I hurt your precious feelings douchebag? If I did, I'm sorry! I'm sorry that you're inbred... I'm sorry that your mother was a dime store hooker... I'm sorry you sucked the milk out of your dads cock rather than your moms tit... I'm sorry you were forced to fuck your sister as a teenager. But mostly, I'm just sorry that you're about the biggest fuckin' loser I've ever had contact with!

[GypsySlide]

@sjbeacher By the way... you are certainly the person I would pick as spokeperson for the Jewish culture! You are so articulate and passionate in presenting your arguments. I can't see how anyone could possibly disagree with you, as you convey the message of love and understanding so well. It's also quite a privilege to see how well you handle criticism. I'm sure we all wish we had your patience, compassion, and ability to form such complex rebuttals! Keep up the good work, you're a gem!

[friedforeskins]

@GypsySlide Kind of like you as the gentile spokesperson.....Dude, you are still just a Goyim and not worthy of a response! I would treat my dog better than you!

[GypsySlide]

@friedforeskins I feel sorry for your dog then... maybe you didn't notice (might be a piece of foreskin stuck in your eye), but I'm not the one on the defense here. I'm speaking on behalf of nobody but myself. But thanks for getting involved... it's always funny to watch when one loser joins another loser to gang up in a discussion. Or in this case, a petty rant! Have a nice day.

[friedforeskins]

@GypsySlide Are you a cock sucking FAG? Do you like getting big uncut smegma filled cocks up your ass? Are you a Felcher? Do you have HIV/AID's yet? How many STD's have you had? Do you disgust yourself with your filthy lifestyle?

[benjonsonable]

@friedforeskins Uncut is NATURAL! The way God intended and it gives great pleasure for the man and his woman. HIS body HIS choice. I am sorry you Mother mutilated you and deprived you of normal manhood.

[benjonsonable]

@friedforeskins Oh and all that lowers disease and hygiene crap is BS. If you are too lazy and stupid to wash and practice safe sex you are a bigger idiot than I thought!

[EscapeSociety]

sjbeacher, you're the idiot! A natural intact penis is already perfect. Cutting living parts off it is what makes it incomplete and imperfect! Why do you consider male genitals in its natural state to be imperfect, yet female genitals in its natural state to be perfect? Nature knew what it was doing by giving males & females the genitals they were born with.

[Mikespussywillow]

omg do you know why men have foreskin in the first place? It all stems back to neolithic times when a female would be used by many males and the foreskin is esentually a vacuum to draw out the semen from the previous male suitor. So really a man doesn't need it now unless his wife is a slut.LOL

[EscapeSociety]

"Mikespussywillow: omg do you know why men have foreskin in the first place? It all stems back to neolithic times when a female would be used by many males and the foreskin is esentually a vacuum to draw out the semen from the previous male suitor. So really a man doesn't need it now unless his wife is a slut.LOL"

Obviously a lame bad joke. You have no knowledge about the anatomy or function of the foreskin. It's there for a reason. It's not a birth defect. Don't hack it off.

[sjbeacher]

@EscapeSociety You foreskin freaks are all dweebs! Hey if you want a anteater dick that is your right! It is my right to have my son's circumcised, so go fuck yourself! Face it, you are unkosher like a pig! You are lower than my dog!

[sjbeacher]

@GypsySlide You are an idiot gentile that has no right to comment!

[GypsySlide]

@sjbeacher Maybe so... and if you can acquire 15 thumb ups, then I'll relinquish my position! Until then, I suggest you shut your mouth, cause your comment makes you look like a really big asshole!

[mypprincess]

For all of you guys that complain of sexual dysfunction because of circumcision, Circumcised people are just as sexually active and don't complain any more than the general population.

[Rubystars1000]

lol cute video That baby at 1:23 is very precious. :)

[2live42day]

I respect the Jewish people and I respect the Jewish religion but I don't respect the act of circumcising unconsenting infants. This is 2008. Many Jews in Israel and the rest of the world believe circumcision has no place in modern Judaism. They have a Brit Shalom, a beautiful naming ceremony that does not involve cutting. There are many intact Jews and nobody knows because penises are covered. Google "Jews against circumcision" to find out more.

[sjbeacher]

Not many....LOL! Jews for Jesus and Jews against circumcision are both funded by Baptists! What proper Jewish girl would ever have sex with a non Kosher male!

[2live42day]

sjbeacher

You really have to join this century!

[sjbeacher]

You need to get into this century and understand we (the Jews) know best as it is much healthier and cleaner for both partners! Antis have no clue about anything! Although it may be a good thing if gentiles stopped circumcising as it would cut down on Jewish girls marrying GOYIM!

[EscapeSociety]

"sjbeacher :You need to get into this century and understand we (the Jews) know best as it is much healthier and cleaner for both partners!..."

You seriously don't know what's best. If you actually did know the anatomy & function of the foreskin and the benefits it provides, you wouldn't think cutting off a natural part of one's genitals would provide only benefits and lose no functions. The foreskin is a benefit for both the man and his bed partner.

circumstitions. com/Functions.html

[MojaveViper29]

Jews might just know something if they've had a tradition that has lasted thousands of years.

[EscapeSociety]

"MojaveViper29: Jews might just know something if they've had a tradition that has lasted thousands of years."

Then Muslims practicing female circumcision must know something since it's a tradition that has lasted as long as male circumcision has. Just because a tradition has lasted for thousands of years doesn't make it legitimate. Most of the world has practiced NOT circumcising their males or females for as long as mankind existed. Having natural genitals hasn't caused any pain or suffering.

[plusaf]

sorry... the only way you can prove that is to collect a suitable sample of uncircumcised, sexually active men, get them to agree to circumcision, then interview them some months or years later and check the differences, if any, reported by them and their partners.

good luck on THAT study!

:)))))))))))))

[EscapeSociety]

Ok, plusaf. Copy & paste these YouTube titles into the search:

"Circumcised at 18"

"Woman describes pleasure of "restored" penis"

"My Restoration: Month One"

"Adult Circumcision"

"TLC Tugger - 2005 Interview about Foreskin Restoration"

What do you have to say about those testimonials? Now you can't claim ignorance.

[Hugh7777]

If they agree to circumcision, they're not a random sample of men. You'd have to do it whether they wanted it or not.

Good luck on THAT study!!!

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­)

[bigapple10506]

i completely agree with SJBEACHER

[TheLatigoKid]

Happy to be a Jew. JuDaIsM=CooL

[hdrunaway]

I thank God that I was born a female and did not have part of me cut off. Disgusting that people try to justify this!

[timbers09]

love the song dude !!

[bentrunch]

Oh poor Intactivist1 - please get a life! I have been to many fast Bris; the baby boys never compain, even when they grow up... Mazel Tov!

[EscapeSociety]

Sorry to break it to you bentrunch, but Jews do complain about being circumcised against their will. Not only Jews, but grown American men who were circumcised as babies complain as well. Do your research.

jewishcircumcision. org

jewishcircumcision. org/info.htm

circumcision. org

oliver.prygotzki. de/privat/einsichten/circumcis­ion.html

[Hugh7777]

Contact details for celebrants of Brit Shalom

shalom. notlong. com

[intactivist1]

Mutilation set to music, people in denial laughing at a human rights violation. Shame on all who sexually violate a child's genital integrity.

[intactivist1]

Mutilation set to music, people in denial laughing at a human rights violation. Shame on all who sexually violate a child's genital integrity.

[polishgrl87]

haha a funny video for a joyous event.

[keikocat2001]

My husband and I were once seated at a wedding with some people who were trying to figure out where they'd all originally met. They worked it out, and it turns out it was at my husband's bris. It was one of those priceless MasterCard moments ...

[irule9000]

awesome and now i know what happened to me

[lcl8257]

very clever!

[Shana1713]

too cute

[AvitaliLoNormali]

what is this song called(the real version of course)

[keikocat2001]

I cannot believe you don't know the original tune, but the song is called THE LAST KISS. Pearl Jam does an excellent cover version.

[BritPariah]

We need equal rites for girls. How about a brit menorah?

[Aliza123]

That was excellent! I teach Jewish lifecycle events to 6th graders and this is such a great way to teach this one!!!

[sjbeacher]

Very original and funny!

[2praise]

Yes thats the way it is.

[5685trammel]

that was funny!!