Chris Rock fucked Kobe Bryant n nigga fuck Michael Jackson

[mergingbutterfly]

oh  my lord i luagh evey second i had to puase to catch up i never laugh nearly 10 minuts

at a joke it alll was tooo funny to handel thank so much for posting

[Jesyce86]

MJ had a lot of problems and the kid thingy was just one of many issues he had. I mean come on; take a fucking look at the guy the five years before he died. Looked like a character out of a horror film, how can you do something like this to yourself? I loved his music, I own almost all of his records but I still think he was batshit crazy.

[mergingbutterfly]

@Jesyce86

what do you mean the five year old before he died i never heared this tell me

[crownedful]

The Captain Crunch line makes me ROTF each time.

[crazy4corbinbleux]

HE BETTER NOT BE GIVING 'R.I.P'S TO MJ AFTER THIS.. PSHH.

[fantasia540]

funny as hell!!!!!!!!

[alienhddna]

we all love michale show much we let the first kid slide that ture

[Xyz12345ification]

One of the best comedians ever, most. def.

[crazy4corbinbleux]

What a jerk. He's filthy and disgusting, especially after watching this "comedy" show. He calls this comedy? I call this moral disrespect.

[ShallowDepression]

@crazy4corbinbleux Thank god he is, sooo funny.

[spacegarnaal]

@crazy4corbinbleux so you think its ok what micheal did? hangin' babies from the balcony and shit

comon ffs before 09 nobody gave a fuck about michael and now he dead and suddenly its wrong? stop being a stupid ignorant fuck

[crazy4corbinbleux]

@spacegarnaal Do I think what Michael did was "ok"? What did he exactly "do" PLEASE inform me, b/c obviously i'm lost here. He didn't "hang babies" from the balcony, I didn't know showing your 1 baby child on ONE occasion to screaming fans meant some guy who "HANG(S) BAB(IES)" It's funny the way people turn his situations around.They do this with every single thing that happened to him&it is sad.People sure gave an F about Michael before he died, how come his Tour tix sold out in a minute?.

[Jrome15Fifteen]

"David Blaine his last trick : in a box and he aint gunna eat that aint no trick that called 'living in the projects!' "

[MrBinieam]

l like Chris rock but he and many other comedians go a bit too far with their jokes. Chris knows what it feels like to be taunted after Kobe ignored him at the finals at one point he felt so insecure on the view, he didn't like people laughing at him, now imagine getting crap about being a pedophile something you didn't even commit.

[qveterangamerp]

@purplenurps that was neve proven, see i can say Purplenurps is a fag he likes little kids and he raped his nephew" see just because i say it doesn't mean its true xD

[purplenurps]

@qveterangamerp

1. I don't have a nephew

2. He got charged and paid the kid off? Why did he pay him off?

[qveterangamerp]

@MrBinieam word 

[QueenJamesXXIII]

how come people laugh at his stupid jokes? its not even funny though. he is so CORNY.

[slimithy12]

haha micheal never went jail, woohoo! im so happy those motherfuckers didnt get to lock him up on trumped up charges like they did with every other black icon........although they did kill him like they did with every other black icon but hay you cant win them all :)

[Mattluvzunot]

@slimithy12 his doctor killed him for money, stop that conspiracy theory fuckery. thanks!

[whitebishop1]

@Mattluvzunot No, Michael killed HIMSELF when he threw a temper tantrum until the dr gave in and gave him medication that he TOLD Michael was unsafe for him to take. But Michael INSISTED the dr give it to him because he wanted it, and it killed him. Michael is dead because of his own stupidity.

[nookmadazy]

I'm a crazy tiger! LOL

[manuelfelixx]

MJ is the best artist ive seen in my lifetime.. hands down. end of statement, buuuuuuut he did have more issues the britney spears and lindsay lohan on there worse day , so common have a sense a humor

[marcomelandri33]

@manuelfelixx 'hands down' ?!!

[myb7ls]

@reziboy, understand that this is comedy..............

[reziboy100]

what if people were to ask, "what the f*ck is wrong with Chris Rock?"...he has this whole list of people that he thinks are crazy but I think he's pretty crazy himself lol

[Aec1127able]

he's not saying this to hurt MJ is he?

[CoolerKing37]

@Aec1127able Chris Rock making jokes was the LEAST of MJ's problems.

[Aec1127able]

@CoolerKing37 yeah I think you're right. I miss MJ.

[safatheman]

@Aec1127able no its complete comedy

[Aec1127able]

@safatheman how do ya know?

[NoOneCanDefeatKB24]

The best thing about Chris Rock is his voice.

[TheCode753cr]

see it was funny when he was alive and yeah it was just a joke and everything but saying that now,and hes dead,that is really fucked up! its like making fun of some ones mom and she died and the person your saying it too misses her :(

[CoolerKing37]

@TheCode753cr Wrong.

[Ellement90]

I HATE NIGGERS!

[Martinlavell]

@Ellement90 Who cares

[missyonthanet]

lol

[yoghurtlick]

i wanna be like chris rock.

[leftylizard]

chris rock got a natural talent.

[nonofyall]

how does the name of ''the greasiest nigga alive'' spell?

[liljb33101]

funny lmmfao

[chickenfetusnarr]

its like another dead white girl showin up at OJ's house.

[ImNotGrizzBaby]

''N*gga is you crazy??''

[rockmusic26]

dang he has got some WHITE teeth

[parisel313]

Love it! Chris Rock Rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheNoisy11]

/watch?v=marP8c-7MM4

[jesussaves36]

lolol chris you are phenomenal

[RaphielInfernoXIII]

@ThaPacsta i agree with everything except racist...

not sure on that one there

[ILoveMJJsBadEra]

Who the fuck cares...

[Mrhashslinginslasher]

Probably why kobe ignored him

[Devega33]

@Mrhashslinginslasher he wasn't really saying good to kobe.. he really wants him to be out of focus and lose the game

[Barcenova]

Kobe is worthless!!!

[crgcja]

I keep trying to give Chris Rock the benefit of the doubt. He's just not funny to me. I try to see what others see, but i just can't...

[24gagi]

fuck u bitch!!!

[dafuksup]

kobe bryant can eat a dick.

[LosAngelesIzTheBest]

@dafuksup Kobe Bryant can score 81 points in a single game. 

[dafuksup]

@LosAngelesIzTheBest who gives a fuck, hes a bitch.

[LosAngelesIzTheBest]

@dafuksup Your a bitch. just because he cud actually make it to the Finals

[10505410]

@dafuksup maybe you could eat a dick bitch...the best kobe is gonna give u is shit down your neck

[dafuksup]

@10505410 whats wrong you dont like it when i insult your boyfriend? take kobe's dick outta your mouth bitch.

[antking1117]

i hate thats that nigga kobe.

[GuyBehindYou1]

Well said bro, xD

[mjurmylife]

guita her099 he didn't make himself white he had a skin desease called VITILIGO

[guitaHer099]

@mjurmylife yeah i heard about that disease its been known to afflict unicorns griffons and other such mythical beasts

[mjurmylife]

Michael is the most wonderful man and the most innocent man in the world he has a very beautiful heart and pure soul he is a real angel he is perfect Mj's haters Jealous go away ! you are just a shit in front of MICHAEL THE KING I LOVE YOU MICHAEL FOREVER <3

[tom1yum2goong]

@mjurmylife fuck you and michael got the point now?

[gasbusterspecial]

@mjurmylife

MJ rapes kids and dies of a propofol overdose and he gets his own movie and half a year of "commemoration", but Ronnie James Dio, a truly talented musician dies of natural causes and he doesn't even get an hour long tribute..and as for the vitiligo..we have no real idea if ANY of the shit he said was true. We don't know what went down at that creephouse ranch.

[guitaHer099]

micheal jackson was a nigger. now hes a dead nigger. the only good thing he did with himself was make himself white. the child rape was a close second.

[RaeJae14]

@guitaHer099 fagg!

[guitaHer099]

@RaeJae14 jesus christ raejae stop hitting on me im not your type, it would never work out.

[RaphielInfernoXIII]

@guitaHer099 White Rapiest

Wow......

It All Happened When His Dumb-Ass Turned White

Hey.......

His Fuckin' Fault........

[guitaHer099]

@RaphielInfernoXIII yeah well thats what your mom said in reference to me when you were born

[RaphielInfernoXIII]

@guitaHer099 Nah My Dad's Still In My Life

& Why Tell Us How Your Sister Was Born?

We Didn't Need To Know You Raped Her...

Not Cool Dude.........

[guitaHer099]

@RaphielInfernoXIII fuck you squall leonhart go suck seifers erect penis you homo dickeating faggot. oh and btw you dont have to add ellipsis after every sentence it doesnt make you seem cool...

[RaphielInfernoXIII]

@guitaHer099 Who Gives A Fuck About Ellipsis?

Fuck You And Your BoyFriend You Dick Hoppin' Cock Suckin' Sperm Swallowin Faggot

[guitaHer099]

@RaphielInfernoXIII aparently you give a fuck about elipses because you keep using them. clearly you dont know what the word means. and stop describing your sexual fantasies to me i dont think we can be together.

[michaeljacksonsextoy]

I believe Michael Jackson was TOTALLY innocent, but...Hell, Chris Rock is so fuckin' funny!!! XD I LOVE HIM!!! I love Michael Jackson soooo much, but this shit is so damn funny!!

[eltrukoloco279]

pig ass bitch fuck chris rock u hear wut he says here then on oprah after mj died he mentions him and shit wut a 2 faced ass bitch

[JM4LAJF]

Fuck chris..

[kevisag]

fuck mike idk y ppl r so sad he died good im happy he died now 25 lil boys r saved from being tricked into having sex with a fucking pedophile

[Ele4lyf1]

i like michael jacksons music but chris rock got me in stiches hahahaha

chris rock rockss!

[angelinaG123]

Fuck You Chris Rock

[monkeyygrl22]

@angelinaG123 remember this was b4 he died.

[angelinaG123]

yeah i know still that doesn't make a difference

[monkeyygrl22]

@angelinaG123 u need to get over it!

[msxali01]

grumpy and pasta fuck both of you motherfuckers shut up or i know i ever get chance to meet you and then i really fuck you

(i meant REALY)

[angelinaG123]

yeah im over it but i still dont like Chris Rock

[angelinaG123]

sorry meant to say that to some one else

[LeslyJonez]

Fuck You Too Chris Bitch ROCK

[213grumpy323]

fuck mj

[rAnDoM7707]

people is just a guy who thought it was a kid if you like sleeping in bed with kids then you got a reason to be mad you people dont like michael jackson you just like his music damn and it was along time ago when everyone hated him

[hox9577]

Michael Jackson 4 ever!

cant you just go fuck your self!

[dwadeisajerk]

he gave him g.e.d.

 type questions lol

[LilKapo818]

ANOTHER KID roflllllllll

[juliaisafilmbuff123]

This is fucking hilarious. MJ fans need to chill and enjoy the jokes.

[hhhh672]

Thats the stupidest shit i've ever heard. 'MJ fans need to chill and enjoy the jokes?' wtf. so if someone you loved died and people were talking shit and crackin cheap ass jokes based on lies, and someone was like "Well juliaisafilmbuff123 you should just chill and let people crack jokes about someone you love even those she's dead!?"

thats dumb. people should just have respect for him, let alone the fact that he's fucking DEAD. People should respect the fact that he litterally changed so music

[kvnb89]

haha you loved micheal jackson...

[rawhacker]

Chris Rock Is Bitch Ass Fucker!

[SuckMyDiscoStick]

michael jackson was a bitch ass fucker! fuck you idiots!

[hhhh672]

your a freak. your a fag. you litterally have been looking up MJ shit and calling him a 'bitch ass fucker' (and tech. your saying he fucks girls asses if you call him a bitch-ass-fucker) your a dumbass. and anyone who doesn't like Michael Jackson is a fuck tard! FACT. END OF STORY!

[SuckMyDiscoStick]

FACT:

micheal jackson was NOT as good as you idiots think!

FACT:

most of you idiots didnt even know who the hell he was until AFTER he was dead!

FACT:

you cant call someone a "fuck tard" cause theyre not suddenly obsessed with micheal just because everyone else is!

FACT:

mj NEVER had sex with those women he married!

so whose the dumb ass now? oh wait, your gonna say i am cause i disagree with you?! get the fuck outa here asshole!

[hhhh672]

Okay first off, I've been a fan for a long time. Don't just assume that every MJ fan on youtube is a 'new' or 'bandwagon' fan (which i dont see why that upsets people, so he's being recognized and loved and appreciated more! thats not a bad thing!)

[hhhh672]

and you have every right to like or dislike his music, thats just your taste. but i'll be damned if you gonna say he wasn't important and he wasn't good at being a entertainer and singer/dancer. it pretty obvious that he was good, especially since a lot of artist you probably like looked up to Michael for inspiration. You need to have respect. Get a grip on your life, and stop bashing people you don't know.

[hhhh672]

You don't know shit about Michael, and you sound stupid saying "oh he never had sex and he was gay and touched children" when people who actually knew him, said that he didn't do that, and that he was straight etc etc.

[kvnb89]

of course people are going to say he didnt do that...they want to protect him...

[roopinder]

His sister knew him and said he was and did!!

[hhhh672]

Quit being a heartless dumbass and respect the fact that he has people, family, fans that miss him. BIG FUCKIN' DEAL. i litterally dont see how me or anyone else being an MJ fan effects you/ No MJ fans go looking for trouble with haters, yet YOU surf the internet for videos of people talking shit about him. i dont understand?

[hhhh672]

You need to chill for real. I know theres gotta be some good in you, but for real? If your going to reply with some stupid talk then i'm informing you right now that i'm not about to get in some fight with someone who doesn't like MJ over youtube. I hope you understand where i'm coming from and ease up at least a little on your hatred.

[SuckMyDiscoStick]

you say youve been a fan for a long time, so if thats true then you should be just as pissed of as me! i dont like micheal at all, but you and i atleast dont follow a trend... i didnt like him befor and dont like him now! you liked him befor and still do. so we both should be pissed at the same people who just now (after he died) became fans!!!!! you see what im sayin!

[hhhh672]

yeah, i guess, it's sad that they are just going to forget about him in a couple of weeks. but i'm not gonna get super mad about it, ya know? but w.e i just think people should respect him, ya know. even if just for a little while.

[roopinder]

Would you like to explain why everybody who doesn't like Michael jackson is a Fuck tard?

[rawhacker]

Hoe Ass Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[rachmc09]

"so he don't got the crayola people to fix his face no more" rofl

[Isus1]

"Throw some sand on that nigga"

Brilliant!

[MrBobthecorncob]

@Isus1 um u better be black cuz that is the only way u can say nigga i am black

[Isus1]

@MrBobthecorncob Go fuck yo couch nigga i am white

[MrBobthecorncob]

@Isus1 plzzzz stop being racist to me

[MrVeggie247]

@MrBobthecorncob As a white man i apologize in his name, we are not all like that i swear!

[MrBobthecorncob]

@MrVeggie247 thats ok i know not all white people are like that just a few witch is gross

[lavelliINC]

Chris rock is hilarious, I love all his stand up.

"nutty nigga" lol

[beverwaard]

Uhm michael do you think its proper for a 40 year old man to sleep in a bed with 13 year old boyz in a bed?

Michael: Yess

[keenly1]

kobe ADMITTED he is a rapist

[waleedraza]

why you muhfucka hatin on kobe...did he rape yo mama 2 or what???? HAHAHAHA

[ccchrv]

yea he admitted he fucked the girl.

but its cause the girl wanted it

he didnt force no shit

[cowghjkt]

paul pierce was finals MVP. so shut the fuck up.

[waleedraza]

And Kobe Waz Da League's MVP>....so you shut da fuck up

[RollinLS600]

like it or not, this is the truth. Jordan was the best to ever play the game. Now Kobe is the best to be currently playing the game, we wont know if hes as good or better then jordan till he retires.

[HUSTLINISMYGAME]

LOS ANGELES LAKERS !!!

[emal1010]

kobe is the shit

[waleedraza]

yo mama is the shit.......hahahahah

[pinoyjosh69]

Kobe is mvp bitch!

[ultimatejordan]

u r fucked

[ultimatejordan]

homo