french fried tators

[GalaticSpaceHero]

Give him his tators before he snatches you out there whips your ass like crazyman.

[vaccumenhancer439]

I live a mile from a mini food market like this it called BILLYS FOOD STOP. 5.37 for the large burgers and 13.99 for the mini bhrgers. Mmmhmm.

[TheCommenter7]

.75 for a large good deal!

[USArmyCavalry]

get me some of dem french fried p'tators!

[JohnWallSuckerz3]

@datash105 you are quite the badass threatening a retard. i doubt you could hurt a fly -_-

[JohnWallSuckerz3]

@datash129 yeah because you would be quite the badass for beating up a retard you are so cool -_-

[KlokwerkSolja]

Good grief is that ever an obscure reference in Family Guy. -.O

[datash105]

if i ever saw a tard like that id kick his fuckin ass

[podsterkid]

So THIS is where Stewie Griffins joke originated from :)

[chubbarbineX19]

@podsterkid i was just gonna say that

[NacroxNicke]

right right the favors

[rmadrazo]

thumbs up if you reckon you'll have you some of the big 'uns.

[Shaqstheman000]

No you don't, Oprah!

[saintrambone]

um I wish Sweet Carol would cook me some of those F-DIC tater tots.

Mobile Audit Club has proof of the American holocaust

[SuperDaLINKwent]

great movie

[ballebanan]

Ah reckon I'll have me sum de bigguns.

[legoguy151]

@MssAshley284 "Some folks call it a sling blade. I call it a kaiser blade."

[MssAshley284]

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kiser blade.

[minimimi41]

Where is the scene of the slow not retarded girl taking Karl the not fresh flowers that she bought on sale with her 10% employee discount? Damn that is so funny.

[gstacks814]

you got any biscuits for sale in there?

[badmofosfilm]

Is this billy bobs son in this trailer?

click on the badmofos link below...

[bodderboy]

how much yeeyont ferrum

[718LIGHTUP]

not funny haha , funny queer

[Hartatttack420]

Aright deein.

[DJMuffin123]

heehee i love this movie

so much<3

:D

[azrial4421]

@BunnyMan456 your funny queer

[ajowfjnoefn]

shouldn'ta dung that... 'es just a BOY. poor little feller

[d3221ck]

love his blank star at the end and the guys reaction, so funny. this movie actually has a lot of humor in it surprisingly, amazing movie btw.

[usernsx]

some kid from make a wish needs to ask for slingblade 2

[Alldayeveryday404]

is that jim jarmusch?

[aw100626]

Stewie brought me here

[hootinouts]

The guy in the hat reminds me of Lee Marvin except his voice isn't deep enough.

[Logoseum]

He's got more horse sense then most people I meet.

[ProffessorT]

No Biscuts ? Gimme some of them there french fried per-tators then. Carl Rocks !

[77dragonslayer]

reckon can ya put some mustard on em mmmmmmm

[DonRMB]

Is it me or Doesn't he remind you of Lt. ALDO RAINE?... The voice, the Mannerisms, the Jaw movement Lol.. Maybe Aldo was his father.

[airjoe49]

@PissedPlayinPimp No you don't Oprah.

[77dragonslayer]

Carl Rules!!!!! aright then

[chrisprobowler18]

wish i could still get me a large fry for 75 cents 

[YT561BOI]

@chrisprobowler18 I was just thinking the same thing

[shreddintheaxe]

@chrisprobowler18 yeah now look what you pay for them lol

[SSRogue88]

The paper hat guy is irritating. It's too bad that Karl didn't hack him with a mower blade too. Karl should have just gone nuts and wiped out half the town like Jason or Michael Myers. We need a sequel!!!

[xDjSnipyx]

mmmmmmmmhm

[mbm13213]

white peeples make da best movies

[MrCondor26]

mmmmhmm lol family guy brought me to this lol

[pinkdiamond7577]

this movie makes me cry. Karl is such a sweet person even though he did kill his mother and his lover. he didn't understand. if a lot of people loved the way karl loved, minus the killing, the world would be a much better place.

[wizdoomb]

@pinkdiamond7577 lol

[gdougey]

youtube.com/watch?v=jsc0k22Ftc­8 for the funniest french fried potaters ever

[sittingbull022]

@cupid4040 fuck you

[cupid4040]

Billy Bob need his ass whipped for making this. lol!!!

[MOVIEmania709]

french fries, french fried tators, right french fries, french fried ttors mhmmmm

[TheTnwildflower43]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[dahmeredsback]

this kid stole this movie with this one scene... the way his paper hat keeps crunching on the window is so subtly hilarious....

[truthvseeker]

@dahmeredsback The kid is played by Jim Jarmusch who is also a writer and director.

[rantaz37]

@dahmeredsback That's no kid, that's Billy Bob playing both parts :)

[matt6707]

@rantaz37 no it's not.

[cordsman]

@rantaz37 Nope! It's actually an actor named Jim Jarmusch.

[brodyworld]

@dahmeredsback You mean the grey-haired kid, right?

[kadjmusic]

@brodyworld I <3 you, Brody

[rmadrazo]

@dahmeredsback "this kid" is Jim Jarmusch :) One of the greatest directors of our time.

[mediblue9]

He would of been a great foreest gump!

[ROCKSBABY75]

alright den..

[PossiblyInsane33]

No you don't, Oprah!

[samasdust]

@YumYummyPanCakes yes

[adamtzsch]

James Jarmusch with ice-cream hair. He's got Bongo-Burgers.

[travizbikel]

I likes mustard on my tators.

[TheSlipperySanchezz]

imaa havv mee summ biscuitss n mudderdd mmmhhhhmmmm

[SalandFindles]

How much yee ownt fer um?

[daleboyrdm]

He just stands there by the curb staring at the place for 7 seconds. Yeah that's not creepy at all.

[bobbyclyvvjr]

Is that Jim Jarmusch behind the counter?

[gavocrazy]

why's his hair white, the burger guy?

[Ub0rGameReviewz]

8 people dont like french fried tators :(

[ILiveOnMyBoat]

60-75 Cents? Send me some of them there big uns too sir.

Reckon on these two post thingers need not ought to talk that way.

They just are boys - a kaiser (some folk call it a slingblade) upside the head an near plumb cut it off should calm em MMhMM.

Doyle be round with his band to sort you redneck yellowbelly's is all.

[hootinouts]

Is that Lee Marvin behind the counter? His voice isn't as deep at it once was.

[MrMateox71]

@hootinouts lee marvin died in 1987

[hootinouts]

Is that Lee Marvin behind the counter? His voice isn't as deep at iy once was.

[Xistanceowner]

THA RUSSIANBAGER SENT ME HERE

[church74steve]

Karl is a good man. What the heck is a Bongo burger??

[tucci06]

Karl fucked Angelina Jolie in real life.

Your mind = blown.

[RyanLikesAmp]

@tucci06 tucci06 = Attention whore.

Karl is a fictional character.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp LOL attention? It was a joke...and actually true. If you weren't either 12 or just incredibly uptight you'd realize that. Karl = Billy Bob Thornton. Billy Bob fucked Angelina Jolie. Thanks for clearing that up though I thought Karl was real and this movie was based on his life story.

[RyanLikesAmp]

@tucci06 No shit it was Billy Bob, but you said Karl, as in the mental retard.

You clearly said "Karl fucked Angelina Jolie in real life.", which is false. I corrected you and categorized you based on your lack of knowledge. This results in your low self esteem, which has major effects on your pathetic ability to gain friendship in real life, resulting in you coming to YouTube to spread your nonsense.

And for the record, I'm not 12, nor am I uptight.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp LOL u want to talk about having low self esteem? You're doing the typical "smart guy" routine just like every other person trying to argue about nothing. It was a joke. I joke in real life. I joke on youtube. I'm pretty sure people know it wasn't the actual Karl who fucked Angelina Jolie. So from what I gather I'm in the "category" of Attention Whore. Because of my lack of knowledge. Even though it was obviously a joke. One that you didn't get. Because your lack of a sense of humor

[RyanLikesAmp]

@tucci06 That just proves how young and immature your are. You believe that what you said is funny? I have a sense of humor, I just don't laugh at stupid shit.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp No you don't laugh at stupid shit lol, you just make stupid comments about it. I'm 22 and I don't need to be mature when I joke around. Most people aren't serious when they tell jokes lol. And it wasn't a joke joke, I was just pointing out the funny fact that the tard from Sling Blade had sex with Angelina Jolie. And you pointed out the fact that....he isn't real. LOL congratulations on your findings. I'm humbled. Now here's the real joke. You sir, are the real joke. HA. I'M FUNNY.

[RyanLikesAmp]

@tucci06 You know what else is funny? The fact that you say that you are 22, yet most 22 year olds aren't on the computer on a Friday night, let alone YouTube, replying to something that they claim is stupid. Either you are a lonely, sheltered 22 year old. Or you lied about being 22 and you are just some lonely, sheltered 13 year old.

Either way, your life is pretty pathetic.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp LOL You do realize you're doing the exact same thing? And I hate to burst your bubble but not every single 22 year old is out every single Friday at all hours of the night. The fact that you're doing the same exact thing tells me YOU'RE either a 15 year old with nothing better to do or a 50 year old with nothing better to do. You can't be my age or that would obviously make you a hypocrite. So every which way you look at it, you fail lol.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp With the way you reply I'm going to guess you're a know-it-all teenager or at least my age which makes you one hell of a hypocrite. Rofl...good times, good times. I like youtube much like hundreds of millions of other people do. Why are YOU here if you're accusing me of being so pathetic? Why is everyone else here? Haha man people like you are gold.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp HAHA OH FFS. I hit the nail on the fucking head. You're 15! I knew it! ROFL. Dude don't act like a know-it-all. It becomes obvious with the way you reply that you're a teenager and just trying to troll like a douche. Literally hundreds of millions of people comment on youtube. It doesn't mean you need to reply to all of them with shit that makes no sense at all. But Karl is a fictional character haha. I get that now. Thanks for your input. Good day, lmao.

[RyanLikesAmp]

@tucci06 Just goes to show how mature a "22" year old acts. All you use is acronyms, which proves my point, as to your maturity. Last I checked, correcting someones stupidity isn't trolling.

And since when does age determine knowledge? I am probably smarter than you. Definitely smarter than you when it comes to the English language...

Have fun trying to prove your point using acronyms. I'm sure it will make your mental age be shown, as it has here.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp My god man. YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET. You act like you've never seen LOL before. You want to talk maturity? I don't have to be serious and mature in a situation like this because I don't take you serious. You're right age doesn't determine knowledge. But as far as smarts go... You can be as smart as you want, it doesn't mean you're intelligent. I don't need to be proficient at the English language because, unlike some people, I'm secure enough to know that I can be when I need to be.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp And like I said, you're young and want to prove to the world how much you've learned in school so you reply with the whole smart guy routine. I've seen it all before and it led me to believe you were about 15 which I found out was right on the money. I don't want to be captain serious or deputy of the grammar police on meaningless youtube comments. I'd rather just laugh at the people who do want to be. So LOL ,ROFL and LMAO. And I like to be mature when it calls for it. Unlike now.

[RyanLikesAmp]

@tucci06 Which makes you pathetic. You said you are 22, yet you laugh at peoples comments. I really think you are sheltered.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp I laugh at people like YOU. Are adults not supposed to laugh? Man it's getting tiring replying with the same old crap TO the same old crap. Think whatever you want to man. I don't need you to believe I'm something else. Believe what you want because as long as I know the truth and the people who know me know it, I'm fine. I'm sheltered, pathetic, unfunny, immature, dumb, and whatever else you think I am. It's all okay with me.

[tucci06]

@RyanLikesAmp I think you're just an insecure teen. You use words like pathetic to try and bring people down when you doubt yourself. You feel the need to prove to the world that you're not dumb. You do it by overreacting and replying to comments with things that make almost no sense. Like pointing out the fact that Karl is fictional. Then trying to sound like you're intelligent by , as you put it, categorizing me. You have a lot to learn about life. Not saying I don't, but at least I admit it.

[Robalose]

@tucci06 Will both of you just get over it and chill the fuck out?

[tucci06]

@Robalose Thank god someone said it.

[Robalose]

@RyanLikesAmp Will both of you just get over it and chill the fuck out?

[daleboyrdm]

1:29 lmfao! hmmmmm lemme think about it for minute.

[EvUSMC17]

"How can they keep you in this insane assylum, you are coming back with us" - "OH, thats a great idea! Maybe he can bring his sling blade and order up some FRENCH FRIED POTATERS!"

[jaxxblack]

102 is the title

[AudioVisualMatter]

Jim Jarmusch as a Frosty Cream worker. Awesome.

[fajadody]

@AudioVisualMatter Who is Jim Jarmusch? I didn't feel like googling it..

[E5CAPEGOAT]

I wish every retarded person was like Karl... Unfortuinately, I know there was a guy with downsyndrome who raped a girl out there...

[82ghall]

BILLY BOB ACTING WITH HIS SELF...SAVE'S MONEY ....

[lilrhodi32]

Slingblade rap !!!!!! follow me

[MrMegaFredzeppelin]

GREAT SCENE FOR SURE!!!!!!!

[JohnGiller]

mmmhmm

[gdougey]

@JohnGiller youtube.com/watch?v=jsc0k22Ftc­8

[n8tureboy]

@JohnGiller

Most provocative YouTube comment ever! Thumbs up!!!

[moparnutalways]

ok, am I the only one that caught this... 60 for the medium, 75 for the large... what about the small?? you can't have medium unless you have small. the medium becomes the small if you only have 2 to choose from

[AnotherSchmoe]

@moparnutalways

I reckon you're right 'bout them tator sizes, mhmmm...

[webaward]

he looks and speaks like my trigonometry teacher

[blazier18]

7 people dont like french fried tators

[billythehelper]

Is the Frosty Cream guy also Billy Bob?

[bluevalentine9]

@billythehelper No, I believe that is Jim Jarmusch, famed director of movies such as Down By Law and "Coffee and Cigarettes" Mmmm, I reckon.

[mbaduryea]

If you think about it, this is probally the best scene in movie history- thumb the fuck up!

[Ben1238]

Jim Jarmusch cameo as the cashier.

[mymovienerd]

Who DOESN'T like french fried tators' ?

[Selena21000]

this movie is sad :'( i feel sooo bad for him :(

[shopdogsam]

Best Youtube Video ever,, brought me here..

[95Aubreyc]

I needs some french fry potaters. LOL

[mesuhlikemusic]

Family Guy brought me here.

[ChemicalCrimson]

@mesuhlikemusic - See "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max, totally worth it.

[BobDylanFan1966]

thumbs up if you think the frosty cream guy looks like tommy lee jones

[liskovecsf]

@BobDylanFan1966

not even close

[somethingdiffereable]

@BucksStudent Yes it is! take a close look at his face!

[jkm9000]

@somethingdiffereable No, you're wrong. That's Jim Jarmusch.

[DontVoteCameron]

Reckon on the burger attendant is real unhelpful here. He should never be allowed to work for Frosty Burger again.

He don't sell Karl nothing good just them there french fried potatoes. Never even offers him no condiments like mustard or red/brown sauce.

It's just not right and he should be sacked and David Cameron be given a trial at his job coz david has proven that he can't even prime minister a hotdog stand in Limey england.

[somethingdiffereable]

The guy behind the counter is also Billy-Bob Thorntont!

[BucksStudent]

@somethingdiffereable No... It's not.

[WPWaST]

"The Bible says two men ought not lay together."

Man Laws

[firstmusic00]

Such a great movie.

[cruddnow]

french fried potaters

[TIMOTHYSAARINEN]

I really want to know what a fucking Bongo Burger is!

[sirtinycreep]

Sounds like Jeff Bridges in True Grit. LOL.

[rbrennum]

I just saw T Grit last night and couldnt agree more. I missed Bridges courtroom cene because all i could think about is how much he sounded like Carl.Was actually laughing out loud at the thought.

[Newrootshair]

@rbrennum I think Jeff has been totally miscast in True Grit. But I think I'm in the minority. But there are those who share my opinion.

[wiredbird]

Jim Jarmusch.

[TheHAMMER77777]

75 CENTS FOR TATERS? TRY $3-4 BUCKS NOW

[stephen123453]

@TheHAMMER77777 yep

[1hndman]

one of my all time favs.

[lstaylor18c]

at 1:31 skippy stare haha

[asands123]

got ne bisquits to sale in there? :I

[MrBigRedKoolaid]

I reckon i'll have me some o' the bigguns.

[micmoable]

that is one really good movie--Dwight Yoakam plays a good bad guy no good too---ha!

[TSM8088]

There's a Karl in every town, mmm hmm.

[MARKALANPALMER]

scruffy the janitor

[chrisholden100]

French fried taters,mustard-n-biscuits,sum of that potted meat!

[Supermonkey22]

Check out the "Armageddon" outtakes for Billy Bob's 'Sling Blade" tribute. Damn funny. I LOVE this movie. Beautifully written, shot and performed all the way around.

[movinsouth29]

Jim Jarmusch played the frosty creme boy, not Billy Bob Thornton

[ArturoStojanoff]

No you don't, oprah!....

[VinBad007]

I love Billy Bob's "cameo" as the Frostee Creme Boy. Classic.

[airfaurce1s]

@VinBad007 What? That's the Billy Bob Thornton as the Frostee Creme Boy you knob. Billy Bob is Karl the main character.

[VinBad007]

@airfaurce1s You never heard of video editing and dubbing??? So, this is the first time in movie history that a person has played two characters in the same scene??? Gee, is that really, Billy Bob Thornton as Carl?? Thanks for pointing out the obvious, you KNOB!! Think before you post.

[airfaurce1s]

@VinBad007 So are you saying you made a mistake, had a slight mental lapse when you typed up that first comment? That you now know that the guy working at the Frostee Creme was played by Jim Jarmusch. There was no video editing or dubbing? Ya simple fuck. lol :)

[VinBad007]

@airfaurce1s Gee, outsmarted by some smug douchebag on Youtube! How will I sleep at night? That must have been tough for you to go to IMDB and come up with the Actor's name. That scene was shot on different days. Look at the cars reflecting on the glass, then look how there are no cars whatsoever behind Billy Bob Thornton. He said himself they were on different days, and he, initially played the role of the Frostee Creme Boy for technical purposes.

[VinBad007]

@airfaurce1s If you weren't such an self-righteous asshole with the attitude of a 12 year old, and if you would have simply pointed out my mistake, then I would have said, kudos to you and thank you. But no, you started in with the names right away showing your level of intelligence. Your family must be proud of you! Do you take your ball and go home when things don't go your way too? Post all you want, I am done here. I have a life and I suggest you get one too. Good Luck with that!!

[morphman86]

Thumbs up if you saw this before you saw the Family Guy spoof!

[deepredmassacre]

@morphman86

Saw it before there was a Family Guy!

[morphman86]

@deepredmassacre

Same here ;)

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@deepredmassacre yes the fat guy strangler 

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@morphman86 saw family guy spoof first

[TheHalo3spartan117]

@morphman86 family guy did a spoof?

[SkylarrL]

@TheHalo3spartan117 yes, in the fat guy strangler episode

[rmadrazo]

@morphman86 I haven't even seen the family guy spoof... saw this 15 years ago, I reckon. Mmhmm...

[mdy18]

@morphman86 Didnt even know they made a spoof...family guy sucks :)

[pjicleanair420]

i reckon il have me some of the bigguns mmhmm

[ZombieMeatPuppet]

Thumbs down if you think Family Guy is a fucking stupid way to stumble across a classic. =\

[ILiveOnMyBoat]

wtf is a creamy bar?

Only in Ameri Ameri America - 2/3/4 2/3/4 why do I hmmhmm to myself when I need a crowd? bring on the crowd - I love the crowd........

[LosLemonator666]

"CAN I HELP YOU SIR!?" "i was kinda wantin su'm to eat... mmm hmmm," "well uhh... what would ya like?" "You got any biscuits for sell in there? mm hhhmmmmm"

[RobZalete]

rek'n you kin slow it down a might? Hmm mmm

[archiebnkr]

This movie is funny to watch when you're sober too.

[goatwithgonorrhea]

Hmm mmm

This movie is funny to watch when you're high