"I Just Want To (Be A Sheep)" - Max The Puppet & The Baa Street Sheep

[Rswowplayer]

A bag of sheet?

[MonkeyDLuffy444]

@MonkeyDLuffy444 *now

[MonkeyDLuffy444]

what the FUCK part of youtube am i on know??? O_O

[Opsyklontine]

I can see this kid on Jerry Springer in 10 or 20 years...

"Jerry! I decided at age 8 or whatever that I wanted to be a sheep! See I put hair restoration cream all over and dyed it white so I got some wool! I cut off my arms and put two more legs! I AM A GODDAMN SHEEP BAA BAA TO YOU BITCH!"

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[jq747]

@1:42 the kid bursts into flame, looks like he got sent to hell after all. And then he transforms turns into.... what?... some kind of mutant. This will happen to you, boys and girls, if you drink and smoke LOL

[zperra]

This looks like a failed audition for the muppets...

[Caleigho]

The intention behind this is wonderful, but I would hope that this puppet would have higher ambitions than to be a farm animal

[hippiechik95]

Even though I know that they mean "sheep" as in a follower of Jesus, a metaphorical shepherd, I still find so many things wrong with this little earwormy ditty. Also, the kid gives me vibes of uncanny valley.

[TheHumbleOutsider]

Sheep - Someone who mindessly follows and emulates anything and everything in the name of fame/recognition. A waste of flesh and brain cells.

[BootyFister]

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS VIDEO.

[steveasat2]

The religious bigotry against the Sadducees has to stop!

[MartenFerret]

Baa baa baa baa!

[audiotrax2000]

This is unbelievably fucked up. I would hope that a lot of normal kids would recognize it as such. What does the Shepard do with the sheep? He leads them to be slaughtered!

[leahglamdiva]

I recently saw this be performed at a the One Way Steet Puppet conference this weekend!!!! The song is still in my head

[earlid1912]

the end gave me a heart attack what just happened to that childs head ...ewww

[sonicscreamingblue]

that thing just burst into flames D:

[toadster84]

finally religion is being honest and admitting they are mindless sheep :D

[earlid1912]

@toadster84 they mean be a lamn of god

[kawaiianimegurl]

k im pretty sure these people came to our school in 3rd grade teaching us no to make fun of people in wheelchairs

[kedarguru]

theme song for sheeple

[yodda365]

It's quiet sad people are to close minded to see it's not literal, it's metaphoric.

[mistereveready]

@yodda365 Well I don't doubt many don't actually think the message was to be a real sheep. But to encourage people to surrender wills, especially to nonexistent creatures like gods. Of course the fictional character(s) are never directly talked to, but there are an alarming amount of who say they do and lord over the gullible. Well that's just fucking dumb. Becoming a sheep is a way of saying "Fine, I'll stop thinking so the boss can do it for me".

[krystalloversteve]

Press 9 to horror

[shreddakj]

Brainwashing children, disgusting.

[Tigranis]

Again, how is being a sheep a virtue? <_<

Oh, and apparently, the only way you can not be a hypocrite is to be a sheep. Likewise, I suppose the only way to not be a criminal is to join the Church of Scientology, and the only way to drink yourself stupid every day after you die is to worship the Norse Gods and die gloriously.

... hmmm. Which of those is the most appealing? XD

[mrjonnewman]

I want my throat to cut so I can bleed to death!

[lordlacolith]

Well, I can understand wanting to be a sh--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[SUPERSTUD6000]

ugh, so you want to be a dumb animal that gets shaved bare every few months and then slaughtered when you've passed your prime. christians, who'd a thunk it?

[mistereveready]

@SUPERSTUD6000 No, you've only got part of the story. They are looking forward to the loving of horny Armenian shepherds. Milos the patron saint of sheep fucking watches over them.

[SUPERSTUD6000]

@mistereveready true, i forgot all about the beastiality loving clergy men.

[mistereveready]

@SUPERSTUD6000 was making a bad joke reference to the Woody Allen film "Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex , But Were Afraid to Ask", in which an Armenian shepherd, named Starlov Milos, is in love with a sheep.

[SUPERSTUD6000]

@mistereveready i wouldn't know, i'm not a jew.

[HConstantine]

I was a wanderign sheep.

I did not love the fold.

I did not heed my shepherd's voice;

I would not be controlled.

[rg0057]

Holy crap! Being a PUPPET isn't enough for the lord? You have to be a flaming sheep puppet??!!

[mjlgaard]

I never knew Christianity had a theme song.

[landfillpoet]

Do not question, do not deviate. Just believe what I tell you and do exactly as I say. Oh yes, the sheep metaphor is very clear.

[MultiRaep]

most of the time, being called a sheep is a bad thing

[asdfTroy]

WOAH was not expecting the ending there

[Monster3114]

what are the last few words in the first verse?

[IndigoCat17]

The emo kid wants to be a stinky creepy sheep

[RHIANNAKM]

OH and you can't forget the horrible film effects either!

[RHIANNAKM]

LMAO the description. Such resentment for such innocent puppets c':

[ToastmachineIdiot]

@Morgethein I agree.... I think that kid has a mullet.

[RaisinGoyles]

Great Googly Moogly, that is CREEEEEPY!

[DannyJProductions]

O.O

...baa?

[TheMoonPower]

Pray to God to be something so stupid and he'll set you on fire and replace you with someone else.

[MsOmppu]

The last 5 seconds are absolutely terrifying. D: 

[ToastmachineIdiot]

I just want to be a brainwashed sheep and have bullshit indoctrinated and forced down my throat.

[DrPhilMusic]

I remember this song from my past. We used to also add in Pharisee (They're not fair, you see?) and Canaanite (Cause they dont...cane at night? What the fuck?) and now i'd rather not be a sheep.

[SteevDragon67]

Yeah, that's a good thing to encourage your kid to be; a sheep!

[ifoxfirei]

I just want to play on my pan-pipes

I just want to drink me some wine

as soon as you're born you start dying

so you might as well have a good time

Sheep go to heaven...

Goats go to hell!

Sheep go to heaven...

Goats go to hell!

[MissNatapink]

I don't wanna be a creepy kid

I don't wanna be a creepy kid

'Cuz they have the devil's eye

I don't wanna be a creepy kid