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  • Thumbs up if your teacher brought you here :D

  • I have never been so freaking afraid im my whole life.

  • you many not see them, but they are there ..

  • Chickens

  • this is hilarious looooool

  • i will sing this in front of a random goup love the song

  • Can bacteria be allergens?

  • @bizzywauple472 dont think so

  • This song is way catchier than I thought it would be.

  • tråkit???

  • i love dis song MY NEW JAM

  • great video, just a pity you've got some algae here!

  • Bacteria Science. They do what they must, because, they can. For the good of all of us; except the ones who are ill...But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on 'plying till you run out of space. and the science gets done and you mutate a resistance for the people who are still not ill.

  • 88 people are eucaryotes

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  • Learning from Bacteria about Social Networks

  • I Played this song out of nowhere in my apartment right before my roommate was about to slip it in with this one chick in the other room, and he couldnt do it once he heard this hahahah.

  • this is propaganda for dettol.

  • CONTAGION!!!

  • This is m jam lol

  • I luv bacteria *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。­. .。.:*・゜゚・*

  • 1:38 I thought he said "Bieber fever"

  • I'm Bactéria..

  • "You might not see them, but they're there!" lol I love this video/song.

  • cool man i have got the correct video to attach on my ppt presentation

  • i feel ever so slightly brain washed through that....so....moving on lol

  • @dum5p1r0spero

    How were you brainwashed? Everything he said was true. He just didn't mention that not all bacteria can cause disease.

  • hahaha, i wish our prof, would show this one on his slide show :) xp

  • So jwks LOL :D

  • Can't someone sing about how if there were no bacteria we would all be dead? Sheesh I like the song, but it's so biased.

  • @paxguerilla in it people r so weard not

  • @paxguerilla Although it's talking about bacteria that can make you sick even though they don't state it because it's implied -_-

  • LOL....Why did I listen to this while eating?

  • Horrifically catchy.

  • i will have this stuck in my head for years :/

  • i will have this stuck in my head for years O.o

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  • I find this extremely hard to masturbate over! -sigh-

  • i heard him say bieber 1:38

  • @alwaesboo

    Ow.... That's why he say after this VOMITING VOMOTING. Everything makes sense now

  • thumbs down!!!!!!!!!!!

  • makes me very nostalgic about the early days of Youtube. the start of the Golden Age, well for 2 years.

  • this is epicly funny XD 

  • what's the song?

  • My 3 year old loves this! He goes around the house repeating it. :)

  • The song predates the Thing a Week project.

  • I like the part where they said "Bacteria"

  • I am gonna go take a shower now, bye

  • now bacteria are cool!!

  • this song is great!!!

  • ahhhhhhh make it stop

  • 0:32 ahhhh so cute :3

  • de tantos cursos semipresenciales, me estoy volviendo adicto al FaceBook Grrrrr

  • code name: asphalt

  • WTF xd

  • I love Bacteria.. hahaha =))

  • UR SO DUMB WITH THIS SONG!

  • 70 germaphobes

  • @CoastlineSA we need it actually

  • Bacteriaaaaaaaaaaaa =)))

  • where can i get this song?

  • haha samee! lol :P 'tis good :)

  • I didn't used to like studying bacteria but after a while it grows on you.

  • My teacher show this us on chemistry :-DDDDdd

  • I got my teacher to show this in 4th period,

    Now whenever she brings up the subject me and several others blurt it out until she stops.

  • haha

  • butt facee ?

  • 2:06 Please tell me that's ivory-brand liquid soap...

  • Wuts a virus

  • @jibblejubs your a virus

  • at 1:26 u will see the bacteria which is shaped like a design made with fire lol.

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  • haha aussome! XD

    we watch this at school haha, my teacher didn't know that it was such a stupid song!

    haha my hole class laught!

    LOL

    XD

  • @jo1PR hahah yeah aussome ::DDDD

  • @LimeMiiQ our techer did this to :)) :P

  • aussome

  • 0:50 That's a Mandelbrot Fractal, not bacteria. What's that doing there?

  • lol my teacher showed my class this for science class. What a great class.

  • this made me lol so hard

  • F4cking awesome

  • Wtf does a dog having it's ears checked have to do with how serious it is? lol

  • My teacher keeps showing us this and we all sing along XD

  • @Supertermite95 haha now i can show my science teacher XD lol (eats an apple inbetween)

  • @Supertermite95 same lol

  • @Supertermite95  same here lol so fuuny thanx MRS.TAYLOR @ thms :)

  • @Supertermite95 that is AWESOME

  • FCK YOU VIRUSES AND MOST OF THE BACTERIAS OUT THERE!!

    CELLS WILL WIN!!

  • @JollSSteR Viruses and bacteria are cells. You fucking idiot.

  • @shiteohead which non of my statement contridicts

  • @JollSSteR Yes it does! You said that cells will win over viruses and bacteria , obviously you were implying that they aren't cells.

  • @shiteohead i said fck u virus and most bacteria, cells will win..

    Its like saying, fck you children and women, humans will win

  • @JollSSteR I've never heard that said before , but I kinda guess I can see what you're going for . Sorry for the mistake!

  • @shiteohead WOAH Why the fuck did I say sorry? That statement makes NO SENSE!

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  • you might not see them , but there they are

  • feel like this video is very 'Catholic'

  • Nice

  • Lmao I remember this from science yesterday!!!

  • @dylanthomas1023 I saw it in science today!

  • original -- /watch?v=NRPpXh2ycU4

  • omg...its bacteria!!!!!!!!!!! xD

  • BHaha I remember watchin this in class then every1 in the class started pissing themselves laughing

  • 64 people have salmonella bacteria.

  • LOOK! bacteria.

  • This was incredibly helpful in getting my 5 year old to wash his hands and stop putting things in his mouth. This and some pictures of people with skin infections. I have scarred his psyche for life but at least he has clean hands now : )

  • I like the part when he says "bacteria"

  • My teaher showed me this and me and my friend were singin' and dancin' along xD

  • That is one big chicken!

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  • somebody should show this video Howie Mendel

  • my teacher show me this video my techer mr jonsen

  • My teacher shows this to me as well. XD I started singing to it.

  • that's funny ! lol

  • U MAKE SCIENCE FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! HEY MR. B IF UR WATCHING THIS AGAIN!!

  • Why is it limited to salmonella?

  • 1:11 what's that, a celestial bacteria? lol.

  • @domakusi thats a nebula

  • how about the good bacteria

  • look thers a bacteria

    me: WHERE WHERE WHERE ???

  • Oh my god XD

  • Esa rolita!! HAHA

  • We heard this in Anatomy, and everyone was cracking up. It's so annoying and addictive, that it's more viral than bacteria. xD

  • this song scars me!! lol

  • BIEBER? NOOOOOOO BIEBER IS A BACTERIA ! JUSTIN BIEBER IS A BACTERIA!

    Wait. WAIT THATS GOOD YEEEH

  • LOL

  • stupid music..

  • pause at 14 those look like probiotics (friendly bacteria)

  • Everyone kept singing this at school xD Same thing with The Duck Song

  • Bacteria, bacteria, that's right, salmonella.

    Like he said...bacteria.

  • Makes ya wana wash ur hands don't it?

  • @upanddown1975 in some ways

    

  • @upanddown1975 actually 99% of all bacteria are very beneficial for your body

  • @xXNorthWeapon74Xx no way its 99% its more like 85-95%

  • @xXNorthWeapon74Xx Actually essentially every bacteria is harmful to you. For example E.Coli is a bacteria we have in our intestines that helps form fecies...poo. However if that bacteria finds its way into any other part of our body other than our digestive system we go violently ill. The Meningicocal Bacteria are in our saliva. But if our bacteria goes into someone else's saliva that can't process it they get Meningicocal. But the same goes essentially every bacteria is benifitial as well.

  • @upanddown1975 good luck getting rid of them, you got trillions of them in your body. 15% of your mass

  • I wished my teacher would show this in class. Bacteria is awesome

  • lol ya my science teacher showed us this...it was so annoying lol i couldnt get out of my head and he kept singing it all day and i told him i was getting annoyed and so he always kept singing it wheni walked by him lol

  • now this is what you call mindfucked...

  • Bacteria Bacteria!!

  • my teacher show this in class. it was awsome

  • this is like the best song of all time, this deserved grammy award or something.lol nice.

  • :50 - :52 isn't bacteria!

  • i think he said bacteria

  • My science teacher showed us this in class and now my Jenny is freaked out

  • Damn! Theres bacteria on my computer screen!

  • how beatiful they are

  • 0:50 In the deer tick that bites you (spirochete, borrelia that causes lymes!). Or syphilis

  • pretty funny video and catchy song. physics teacher showed me this. if u c this thanks Mr. Eshelman! one of the best teachers ever.. =D

  • "You might not see them, but they're there!."

  • good song

    

  • For some reason this reminds me of "The Device Has Been Modified", most likely because it is clips of speech and not real singing, yet it sounds awesome just like "The Device Has Been Modified" XD.

    Anyone else think so?

  • i love this song! ITS MY RING TONE SO I KNOW TO WASH MY HANDS AFTER USEING IT! ^_^ lol

  • 54 people are infected with bacteria!

  • @sspeck42 57 ^^

  • Why did I sit through that?

  • disguistinggg!!!

  • Specialist I Microbiology

    I hope to visit your

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  • niiiiiiiiiiice

  • #LOL

  • #LOL #FAIL

  • Gotta love bacteria

  • nunca voy a tomar yogurt 

  • lol

  • LOL

  • cheese is bacteria

  • @chevezez yupp

  • THUMBS UP FOR E.COLI!!!!

  • AMAZING SONG!!!!!

  • They really need to show you more songs like this in school - i find that if a teacher has taught me something through a song i remember it for ages. Plus it actually made me listen in class..

  • lol this is my favorite song

  • it's like the diabeetis remix.

  • Hygiene is important but this isn't scientific enough to explain friendly bacteria which is good for you and has potential for the already scientifically engineered and naturally occurring bacteria or Probiotics

  • @silverfox2358 An educated, well thought out comment.. Huh, Hard to come by these days.

  • @silverfox2358

    Think deep dude. Most of "friendly" bacteria live in your gut. Those bacteria that reside on your skin should be washed and cleaned away as often as possible. That's where hygiene makes a difference.

  • My teacher showed me this for a science six kingdoms project!!! WHATS UP WITH THE CHICKEN?!?! THEY BRING IT UP SO MUCH!

  • @suzy 97 in the gut of chicken the number one bacteria that causes diarrhea champlyobacter follewed by the number two cause of human diarrhea salmonella. cool huh

  • My science teacher showed me this! its got really good background music :D

  • 100%

    my lil daughter found this clip very helpful

    thanks

  • and the award of most lamest music video goes to .... BACTERIA !!!!

    *crowd goes willllddd* XD

  • thank you