Yep. I was stationed there. Hit the chow hall in Scotland for breakfast. Stewed tomatoes (at least that's what it looked like), boiled bacon (???) and poached eggs.
" No, this didn't come out right. Gaberiel try this. Aghhhhhh! You don't like it either, huh? Well you know what, I'll bury it and they won't find it. WELL MY SISTER DUG IT UP AND BROUGHT IT TO MY HOUSE!" LOL
He can actually make a good fart joke without making it sound crude or stupid. This guy is hilarious! I love him and I hope he comes out with some new material soon.
I KNOW BACON XD
popprincess1125 4 days ago
My hated vegetable is pickles. i've never eaten one, but i've eaten things that have touched pickles, and they tasted disgusting
ADragonAmongRoses 1 week ago
I hate turnips also
SuperNick731 2 weeks ago
If he has gas again shoot on my command! Haha too bad police in England don't carry guns.
DANNYHEADSHOT 1 month ago
what would you like on your salad?
...HAGENDAS!!!
khwiz1 2 months ago
If he has gas again shoot on my commaaand!
Epic line XD
Dragonange18 6 months ago
Dude Hahahahahaha I fell out of my chair laughing haha
SuperInfomonkey 6 months ago
Anybody brings broccolli in here, kill em
eaglezfan90 7 months ago
cool to see a hilarious comedian that doesn't say fuck and shit every other sentence to be funny. don't see that much anymore these days...
em129836 7 months ago 4
They'd get halfway and go, "Ahh... this is bull****!"
nikes135 8 months ago 4
Dees is bullshit LOLOLOL!
jumpinjax2 10 months ago
Yep. I was stationed there. Hit the chow hall in Scotland for breakfast. Stewed tomatoes (at least that's what it looked like), boiled bacon (???) and poached eggs.
I'd never been so confused.
mooseasaurusrex 1 year ago
" No, this didn't come out right. Gaberiel try this. Aghhhhhh! You don't like it either, huh? Well you know what, I'll bury it and they won't find it. WELL MY SISTER DUG IT UP AND BROUGHT IT TO MY HOUSE!" LOL
Linxkit 1 year ago 10
hilarious!!!!! best comedian evaaa!!!!!!!!!
B34TY4 1 year ago
Ahaha the face impersonation of his friends face is classic! xD
Nemesis1024 1 year ago 2
When I see John Pinette I say "something good is about to happen" then I think "stay right here then watch the next part!"
WE ARE NOT WORTHY! THANK YOU JOHN!
soccergurrl1123 1 year ago
Go back son! it's just gas!
i can barely breathe!!
hisgirlfriday08 1 year ago 3
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jebbleshedda 1 year ago
I see a salad, there's no joy... what would you like on your salad... HAAGAN DAAS!
blisteringsnot 1 year ago 4
He can actually make a good fart joke without making it sound crude or stupid. This guy is hilarious! I love him and I hope he comes out with some new material soon.
MsCartoon23 1 year ago 4
Stop im getting a chubby
jordanmaddox12 1 year ago 2
He Went Down With The Noise I Made He Thought He Was Shot
PolishSpazze 1 year ago 2
He makes me hungry D:
aMAYzingful 1 year ago
Holy shit !!! I am dying over here !!!! can't take it no more!!!!
it hurts !
this is so freaking funny, i'm gonna need medical attention soon !!!
omg !!! LMFAO !!
ericholm1 1 year ago 9
what do you want on your salad?
HAGAN DAZS
tussler21557 1 year ago 2
As long as I can put Good Seasons Italian Dressing on it, I could eat nothing but salad.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
this guy is awesome!!! he would have been great on that show!
cjm608 2 years ago
Does anyone else think that he would have been fantastic on Whose Line is it Anyway?
XsaviorofthebrokenX 2 years ago 133
if only they filmed new episodes.
wedonotownpokemon2 2 years ago
haha yeah i guess he would
Jibbaribba 2 years ago
Guys like John are the reason they need to start filming new episodes. His comedy is real and not forced which is why he's actually funny.
wedonotownpokemon2 2 years ago 4
I dont know, is he quick on his feet and witty? But i do love whose line is it anyway. i wish they still produced that show
longfoehammer 2 years ago 3
@XsaviorofthebrokenX i can see that
that would be awesome!
bleuproductions44444 1 year ago
@XsaviorofthebrokenX Drew Carey Improv is coming back on the GSN!
ProVsCon 1 year ago
@XsaviorofthebrokenX I think he would be amazing on Whose Line is it Anyway.
dmanband11 11 months ago
"This is bool shit. We can't even see the castle from here and we've been walking two days!"
Hilarious stuff!
dstebbin 2 years ago 6
ahaha you cant eat/drink while watching this you end up laughing too hard you spit it up.
clevelandrcks890 2 years ago 8
@clevelandrcks890 Soooo true!!!
vidhead85 1 year ago
"What would you like on your salad?"
"..... Hagendaas!"
nrbnerd555 2 years ago 9
I love his nay nay. lol
madgamer23 2 years ago 5
'oooo u spoil me ' LMAO
whufc116 2 years ago 54