No Relation

[TheDUDE101GOOD]

How about, "Pwning e-beggars since 2009"

[GuyBlondWithOutGod]

How about: Not the Other Straightdope!

[Darusdei]

those coins are eu currency and your channel says canada!

i'm soo confuuuuused!

[jackdeath]

Winning in the court of public opinion since 2009.

[SpaceDustTeapot]

tagline should be "Giving you dope since 2009" XD

[maulcs]

Taglines are irrelevant... my fight against ignorance on Youtube is not. Joy.

Irony?

[integralmath]

How about "Pegging Brett Keane since 2009 - he can take it longer than we thought"?

[Caladors]

straight dope making common sense more common.

I think doesn't sound to bad...

[MajorDestruction]

lol I been watching for a long time and didn't know about straightdope(DOT)com but I accidentally ran across it today and it sparked me to check for any updates from you (since your vid production has slowed down to 1 a month or 2) and found this vid. Too funny

[stickboy79]

straightd0pe: Where fraudulence and hypocrisy come to die.

[EliteAmericans]

OMG OMG I GOT IT. **straightd0pe: Put this in your pipe and smoke it**

[EliteAmericans]

Straightd0pe: All I do is win.

[cheesebubba]

your channel is humorous and well done! the people at the straight dope column, while not associated with you in any way what so ever could be far worse off than having rumors of a possible association with you floating around. in a world gone mad where a particular pizza chain is allowed to copyright the name "real cheese" for a product that is NOT in fact real cheese, is it any wonder the simpletons of the world just don't get ...... the straight dope :)

[cjaygrove]

straightd0pe: Calling it like it is

straightd0pe: Revealing idiots for their idiocy

straightd0pe: Showing youtube whats what

straightd0pe: providing truth to youtube

straightd0pe: ah fuck it these all suck anyway

[Dominacao1686]

Straightdope: cause fuck you

[InfidelAvenger]

I never thought of you as a "fraud" or "impostor" ; I just thought you took the moniker as a sign that maybe you were a fan of the column.

As for a tagline: "I like talking about politics, social issues, YT drama, and how much I hate e-begging. Enjoy."

Sounds silly, true, but the sarcasm is a good way to break the ice. See if it grows on you, SD.

[CarsonJudd]

"The real McCoy for the internet era"

[itpduder]

StraightDope: Pwnage on the rocks or neat.

[TheNamelessCharacter]

straightd0pe: Calling it like it is since Youtube Douche-bags have begged for money.

[theatheistgal]

OH.... Straighten out the verbal diarrhea heard on YT since...

yeah that is all I got now.. lol

[theatheistgal]

New tag line.. Straightd0pe .. for justice and for all..

giving you straight information on dopes since ...lol ( that would limit ya though)

The skinny..

that is all I got. :)

[reepityou]

He who shrinks the unshrinkable 

[MrElliotpaige]

How about " ..Brett Keane is a bloated cunt" for a tagline?

[arcooke]

How stupid..... this is like someone contacting Playboy because someone is making videos on youtube under the name playb0y. Newsflash, fuckwit, playboy was a word before Playboy was a magazine.. just as straight dope was a phrase before it was a website/column. The guy who sent you that letter and contacted the company is just a little coward trying to bring you down to silence you because he disagrees with you.

[Knr911]

In soviet Russia, D0pe straights you!

[JesusCockInAllahAss]

Straightd0pe: Not straight, not a dope... but on it... since 2011.

[benos]

Yeah he's got 0 in the dope. So it shouldn't matter. Keep it going.

[jstick34]

@benos, I like it.

straightd0pe: You see that zero in there, fucktards? That's right, shut the fuck up about all this "hack" shit. And now on to the ownage...

[Jesusfleabop]

Straight Dope: The Intravenous Truth, The Truth You Fiend, It's that Fya Truth, Fuckin' A Truth, Truth You Can Laugh at

lmfao, I dunno

[TipzEOne]

Tough on Ignorance? I'd suggest "tough on WILLFUL ignorance", but that seems a little wordy.

You know, you don't really need a tagline, though.

[wretcherwretch]

Smoking christians is bad for your health?

[straightd0pe]

@DeadSocietyPoet But who's winning, me or logic?

[daocdrav]

Dropping the logic bomb since 2009!

[Slapnuts6931]

how about, dropping knowledge like a clumsy librarian. lol

[jsJavaScript]

Given the recent success of mis- and dis-information, the PSA seem more relevant than ever. since 1989. the now defunct "THE MORE YOU KNOW" PSA campaign has been widely recognized for its excellence. The goal was to educate and raise awareness about important societal issues. It provided valuable referral and resource information through public service announcements. In a time when FOX news passes for accurate information and CNN reads Whitehouse press releases without critical examination,

[jayeenn]

smacking dopes straight something with that idea except more clever?

[StubbornProgrammer]

What's wrong with "Snarky, anonymous, atheist youtuber?"

Isn't the whole point to give it to us straight?

[zydilak]

How about: "Exterminating creeps & stupidity since 2009". Or "Who ya gonna call: Badass buster of fradulent internet people". Ok that sucks....No need to worry I have another good one: "STRAIGHT D0PE-MASTER OF THE UNIVERVERSE! & not gay at all. Nothing wrong with that! It is all personal preference". Except it is a little long for a tackline. " The Straight D0pe is Watching you"..mmmhh. All I have left is " Straightening it out for you" or "Duh-Duh-Duh.Staight D0pe".

[SeriousPsyche]

People sure do love patterns, eh?

[gaglamesh731]

Cutting through BS since the dawn of the Y-tube.

[CMO999]

People are so nit picky.

[GigaBoost]

straightd0pe: "I'm not a witch."

[GigaBoost]

straightd0pe: Who said you have to be religious to be obnoxious?

Heh, sorry.

[puklop]

straightd0pe: In Canada, Milk comes in bags

[Bloganon]

straightd0pe: Making you a little less stupid, one video at a time.

[Bloganon]

straightd0pe: Making you a little less stupid, one video at a time.

[AtheistCitizen]

damned canadian

[sausage4mash]

Straightd0pe: Proving Atheists can do self-righteousness  so much better .

[Knr911]

Straightd0pe: "Don't sit on the crocodile".

Straightd0ope: "You will beg for mercy."

Straightd0pe: "Resistance is futile."

Straightd0pe: "Snarky tuber is snarky".

[Knr911]

Straightd0ope: "You will beg for mercy."

Straightd0pe: "Resistance is futile."

Straightd0pe: "Snarky tuber is snarky".

Straightd0pe: "Don't sit on the crocodile".

Just some ideas, I'll come up with others. :D

[ezmereldagreen]

never underestimate the idiocy of humankind.......

[SVcabron]

straightd0pe: Raw and Uncut

[601271]

straightd0pe: Notice the zero in my name

straightd0pe: Straight videos for Straight people.... (J/k gays)

straightd0pe: At the moment there is a black cat in my lap which means I participate in black magic, also it is making it much harder for my to eat my cereal.

[Jermbot15]

straightdope: I like marmalade.

[gratex]

straightd0pe :  your real dad

[brace110]

Straightd0pe: please click the donate link down below, just kidding

[WhirlingWolves]

straightd0pe: snorting lines of truth since 2009.

[dannypantsgm]

straightd0pe: No ass is safe.

[Nohrel]

straightd0pe: drop your pants, we will kiss

[squirreljester2]

How about "Straight Dope...... not the column"

[ScottTheAtheist]

straightd0pe: ignorance is not an excuse

[PwnFilms]

straightd0pe: Placing an inception in you from the internet.

[SkidRowRadio]

straightd0pe: possibly pissed off at being ginger since fuck knows when

straightd0pe: raping google images since 2009

straightd0pe: i pwn so you dont have to

[Theophage]

Straightd0pe: The straight information on all the YouTube dopes.

[TheProf1988]

Straightd0pe: MA in pwnage

[no1saphead]

mystraightdope

[Bunji2k6]

straightdope: youtube's conscience.

[prankmypants]

straightd0pe: put it back in your pants and just listen

[NecronPhobos]

Straightd0pe: Bringing you the truth no matter how bad it hurts!

[HorridDreams]

Straightd0pe: making short videos every couple of months =)

[sulthus]

"Who are you to say its true." Hows that?

[resincoatedlungs]

And remember, abortions just send babies to God faster.

[Vogter2100]

straightdope:

Exposing bullshit since 2009

[ShredderIsAlive]

straightd0pe: Exposing failure since 2009

straightd0pe: Dishing out verbal beatdowns since 2009

striaghtd0pe: Serving up YouTube reality since 2009

straightd0pe: I'm secretly Brett Keane

straightd0pe: Slaughtering the stupid since 2009

[sapunec7854]

straightd0pe: be afraid. be very afraid....

[grits011]

straightd0pe: [Tag line removed]

[Paxmax]

Straightd0pe: Dealing from a fresh pack of reality . .

Straightd0pe: Bits of truth chipped from the block of reality . .

Straightd0pe: Smoking out ignorance from the labyrinth of reality . .

Straightd0pe: Weeding out ignorance since '09 . .

[MilitantPeaceist]

Straightdope

Where the bent come for detox?

[nerds2x2ever]

Straightd0pe – reduces the symptoms of stupidity without negative side effects!

[Leadman1989]

straightdope:

making your mother cry

i always feel like sombodys watchin me

where stupid comes to die

war on ignorance

fighting intellectual terrorist since 2009

[DanMickie]

straitdope: buffalo diarrhea dog shit since gay

[straightd0pe]

@DanMickie Ouch man!

[kegg3]

"I guarantee that I do, in fact, have a face!" <--- this, its a quote (obviously)

someoone else wrote it just thought it was good

[DeathofSpeech]

Still not affiliated with Straightdope(dot)com since 2009

[straightd0pe]

@DeathofSpeech That would certainly leave no room for misconception.

[feakysnucker]

Feaky Snucker is the coolest female atheist youtuber. No? ;)

How about: Causing spontaneous thoughtgasms since 2009.

[straightd0pe]

@feakysnucker Thoughtgasms is on the list for sure!

[fredjustsucks]

Wiping my ass with ignorance since 2009

[azaz129]

Straightd0pe:

*Making ignorance his bitch since 2009.

*Proving ignorance isn't bliss.

[jstick34]

I say piss off the dude that wrote that email.

straightd0pe: (A)n honest guy who stands for truth and positive activity. (A)n honest atheist... I really like[d]...some one who claims their pet peeve is lying and take(s) pride in their work...needless to say...The Amazing Atheist...is...quite upset.

News outlets and police statements get away with it, why can't you?

[Setar]

I love how the guy who allegedly emailed the Straight Dope column went off on a tangent about how NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES ARE PROOF OF AN AFTERLIFE!!!! right after. Ulterior motive, much?

straightd0pe: Nothing is sacred. Everything is permitted.

[Comptech224]

Straightd0pe: "I guarantee that I do, in fact, have a face!"

I figured a quote from you during one of your videos would work best.

[Segepop]

It don't matter if you're atheist or theist

[Lordgaraj]

Having my docs dropped since 2009.

[Nopacs]

sort of kinda not really related, but my fam has a saying like 'straight dope'. basically when we say our phrase, we are saying we speaking the absolute truth and we are not lying. lying on our phrase in my fam loses a massive amount of trust.

this has nothing to do with your video. i just thought i would share seeing as how my bro and i were talking about it while watching your video.

straight dope.

[devchelle2]

Straightd0pe: settin d0pes straight

[Roobitz]

Thanks for clearing that up. I did wonder at one point due to that tagline, but now I know.

[FallaciousAl]

straightd0pe: It's the Mothafuckin' Truth, Yo.

straightd0pe: Who put rocks in my snow blower!? Eh.

straightd0pe: I win. You lose. Good day, Sir.

[gRaYTaiCho]

Snarky and anonymous since 2009

[MysteriousMayonaise]

"The only guy who gives a shit enough, to expose the rampant bullshit here on Youtube."

[poopyscoopy5]

how are you making money off these?

[Lordgaraj]

@poopyscoopy5 Youtube partnership. You give them a small amount of money and they give you a small amount back based on the number of views your videos recieve. Based on the number of hits his videos get, he probably isn't making much more then pocket change.

[MyRealityBytes]

@Lordgaraj - Partners don't pay YT anything. Unless you pay to have a video promoted, but most partners don't do that.

[ifwere1021]

@poopyscoopy5 he, and many others, receive a small commission of the ad revenue created through the Youtube Partner program. Some of the top Youtubers actually make a pretty lucrative living off of just youtube videos.

[atomicnumber86]

straightd0pe - because my name is without a capitalized s.

straightd0pe - exposing e-begging since 2009

straightd0pe - I have your fucking videos backed up, so don't talk stupid shit

[Defender7591]

The Straight Dope: Bringing Truth to YouTube since 2099

[TearsOfWar1]

@Defender7591 2099? 

[Defender7591]

@Defender7591 Eek. Meant 2009. Carry on, don't mind me. -.-;

[CappitranoBellephant]

What about pornstars?

[DesertLaser]

Great to hear from you straightd0pe.

[volound]

i made this assumption. thanks for making this video.

[A0Refrigerator]

The anti-youtube partner.

[letsrock0303]

The new tag line should be Fuck Brett Keane.

[straightd0pe]

@letsrock0303 That's always the implied tag line :)

[TheAtheistPaladin]

Suggested tag line: Straightd0pe giving you your fix for truth.

get it? it is a play on the word 'dope'. hehe.

[straightd0pe]

@TheAtheistPaladin That's pretty good.

[ProgressiveAudio]

Heh I had forgotten about The Straight Dope until now. It never even crossed my mind watching your channel. Look forward to your next video.

[velvetsack]

That letter is hilarious.

[straightd0pe]

@velvetsack Yeah that guy was pissy.

[SgtSanchez]

straightd0pe: most likely ugly or a coward or a wolf because he won't show his face on youtube since 2009.

or how about straightd0pe: probably assumed to be white by his viewers, despite lacking any knowledge of his ethnic background since 2009.

or maybe straightd0pe: I'll just be honest, youtube is not my first priority, and it's unlikely I'll upload anything meaty at any point in the near future, I hope that's okay?? since 2009.

;D

[volound]

@SgtSanchez YOU MAD.

[SgtSanchez]

volound: unable to discern satire from a genuine opinion since 2009.

[volound]

@SgtSanchez YOU MAD AGAIN.

[SgtSanchez]

If you want the last word, you'll have to be more clever than that.

[volound]

@SgtSanchez not really, i just have to click "reply" and bash my keyboard. mfw.

[SgtSanchez]

Don't bother, man. I have had years of practice in regards to purloining the final say.

[volound]

@SgtSanchez i must insist that my larceny skills are superior to that of anyone whom i have ever encountered. so much so that i am yet to not have the last word in a discussion, unless i choose not to.

i am not about to surrender this to a random mad person. come at me bro.

[SgtSanchez]

so eloquent.

[volound]

@SgtSanchez so flattering.

[SgtSanchez]

thnkz m8

[volound]

@SgtSanchez youre welcome.

[SgtSanchez]

any time, pal.

[volound]

@SgtSanchez likewise.

[SgtSanchez]

I ain't even breakin' a sweat.

[volound]

@SgtSanchez then why feel the need to clarify?

wow, i cant believe you are so sweaty.

[SgtSanchez]

consult a dictionary for the term "clarify," and google for the definition of "breaking a sweat," then get back to me.

[volound]

@SgtSanchez with what?

the definitions of the words you directed me to are the definitions i assumed when i used the words.

[SgtSanchez]

It's not clarifying, clarifying implies there were some conversation earlier pertaining to my perspiration, and I were simplifying what I had previously said. Perhaps you meant "impart," or some other word with that likeliness?

[volound]

@SgtSanchez no i did indeed mean clarify.

i was alluding to the apparent perspiration, the same perspiration that was indicated by how seemingly desperate and witless your new comments were becoming, at least compared to your original ones.

the same context that allowed "I ain't even breakin' a sweat." to make sense, allowed me to use the word "clarify" and make sense.

[SgtSanchez]

I would have replied earlier, but since your comment was marked as spam, it must have never shown in my inbox.

at any rate, you're wrong. there was no apparent perspiration up until the point I mentioned perspiration. the context was only that this is a competition, and that we are competing, a task requiring labour, which could, if you are so unseasoned, create the need for your body to perspire. I wasn't clarifying that I was not sweating, I was announcing so. feel free to apologise whenever.

[volound]

@SgtSanchez i picked up on your perspiration, and you arent fooling anyone.

[SgtSanchez]

apology NOT accepted. >:c

[volound]

@SgtSanchez

ಠ_ಠ 

[SgtSanchez]

I am not going to start making faces in response.

[Nanee715]

How about "smoking dopes" since 2008 for a tag line?

[GodlessManitoban]

You're the Canadian version of Straight Dope lol.

Hm as for a tagline I have no idea man.

[AncientAtheist]

that sounds like the straight dope to me. ;)

[803brando]

straightDope: busting R-kellys on hypocrites since 2009.

[straightd0pe]

@803brando Lol

[Coughlan000]

Well now we know you're not an imposter or a fraud I guess this means Brett Keane has to try and start telling everyone a whole new set of lies and rumours about you in the hope that he can connect you to the straightdope website in order to validate his claim that he got the name Edward from that site......I'm just speculating

[atomicnumber86]

@Coughlan000 Why? It is very unlikely that Brett will change his lies. He would still claim that, because he is a fat piece of shit.

[JuryDutySummons]

Ahh... I kinda wondered the same thing. I didn't read the column and you never mentioned it so I kind of dismissed the idea.

[JesterAzazel]

Straightd0pe: Now fortified with vitamin D!

[BudgetBachelorChow]

"Straight Dope; The Frank Castle of Youtube"

[Compwhiz128]

Stupid, sometimes, cannot be fixed...

[SpiderWhiteYT]

"Doesn't it say something about people's idiocy that you had to make this video?"

That's mine ^

[SeerSucker1981]

never even heard of these other websites...but who spanked a male porn star?

[Resurrected2011]

Straightd0pe - Cutting The Bullshit Since 2009

[liknital07]

straightd0pe: I've been block by Brett Keane AND FakeSagan

straightd0pe: My names not Edward

straightd0pe: Pissing off the liars and the frauds since 2009

[papasitoman]

StraightDope: Kicking ignorance in the balls since 2009

[chaosmaster07]

I love The Straight Dope column, and when I saw your channel I thought it was about the column. Were you aware you had the same name when you created your channel?

[CountHektor]

"Straightd0pe - Bashing Benito Musolini....er Brett Keane since 2009"

[DeviantCare]

"Straight Dope, Yield to Reason"

There, I demand commission.

[straightd0pe]

@DeviantCare I like that, it's in the running.

[DeviantCare]

@straightd0pe Sweet, I want my commission to be paid in cake or hookers. Or cake hookers. :D

[smpunditz]

Doesn't it say something about people's idiocy that you had to make this video?

[Manoichan]

Where ignorance comes to die.

[straightd0pe]

@Manoichan That's decent.

[booboonation]

yeah. People are geniuses.