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  • Commercials directed at children are not allowed in Norway.

  • @UnlimitedHeaven You live in a paradise.

  • @Waine999 Maybe, maybe not.

  • @TheFlammableGas

    Skyrim is technically and FPS as it is primarily played in the first person and involves shooting. I agree, fuck cod.

  • @Quickshadow7 It's a decision, FPS is only an option, it's still classified as an RPG due to having RPG elements, and the fact that shooting a bow is barely a scrap at what you can do in it.

  • i hate CoD, lots of 10 year old who talk about have ``done`` you`re mother ``last night`` when they probably havent even had they`re 1st erection

  • I remember in the mid 90s, when I was a toddler, Pokemon was the hugest thing. The only reason I bought Gold, Silver and Crystal was because kids were playing the games and with the toys at daycare. =/

    Fan translations are another reason I've seen for getting un-upgraded consoles, like Fatal Frame 4.

    I'm unfortunately weak and have low income, so I buy used whenever I can. -_- I do feel terrible sometimes but I just can't spend 50$ if I can get it for 20$.

  • Fuck all FPSs, I'm sticking with Skyrim.

  • @TheFlammableGas If you are using a bow one could say it is a FPS

  • @MrTURBOJOHN FPS RPG then? But still would be classified as an RPG, since shooting and killing isn't the only thing to it.

  • @TheFlammableGas yes. I was just being an idiot

  • @MrTURBOJOHN Lol, it's alright, you're not all wrong, it could be considered an FPS, but not to the ones such as CoD and BF.

  • @TheFlammableGas I'm like 5% right xD

    Neither a FPS as frame per second...

    Damn my jokes are bad

  • @MrTURBOJOHN Lol XD

  • well i am boycotting modern warfare 3 just because i wont waste money on something that people in my class are going on about since they know nothing of video games because they waste time getting tenth prestige and i however have played pretty much every good game that has descent graphics that has come out some time in the 360 lifespan i am not a expert i dont claim to be i just think that i know more than morons in my class

  • @TheVloggersparadise So you're blaming your friends for wanting/liking a series on the developer? Isn't that the point? To make people happy and, therefore, gain money? You just sound like a pompous asshole who clearly cannot use logical reasoning.

  • @OperationCheese who said they were my friends did you not read its obvious that i am talking about dumbass bastards and also i dont the series or the developer making it since its mostly based on multiplayer and single player is pretty shit on fps but if i need to explain this you obviously did not read me comment and this series is just way too shit for the many of there games

  • @TheVloggersparadise I just assumed that the people in your class would be at least "acquaintances." However due to your lack of social skills, I can see how that is obviously not the case. You might also want to learn some grammar if you are going to come back and state that I didn't read your comment. It is very terribly written with little punctuation at all which leads me to be less informed about what you are stating. *Note: I don't know what you were meaning to say in that last..

  • @TheVloggersparadise comment because it had many important words missing. Please don't face-roll the keyboard when replying, it harms your argument.*

  • @OperationCheese yeah i see what you mean sometimes when i try to write comments fast i miss out words but this is youtube so why should grammer be that important its not like it is english class. Also i dont need social skills i know everyone in my class but i choose who out of them i like and i choose who i dont like if i dont like them i dont see the point lying i let it be known i dont like them so they will leave me alone since i dont want to talk to people i dont like

  • @OperationCheese *note there is not very good grammar used in this

    but what i was trying to say is that if i dont like the game,series or the developers then i dont see the point in buying a game i dont like that i dont want it would be a waste of my money and give them more money if it was a brand new game that has nothing to do with cod which is original or going in a different direction than cod then i may purchase it but i would wait to hear if it has a good campaign.Good day to you

  • meh i'm 13 and i'm going to get battlefield 3 and not modern warfare 3 because i find the mechanics more fun i mean sniping requires skill and not just sitting in a corner on the battlefield series also people also on battlefield people actually have skill and do the objectives.

  • Man this guy is good lol. I like how he tells it. SHOO MAN WITH GUN.

  • @JessTheStrong yes I say Shoo lol.

  • @ryanplzz

    =D

  • I read about a capcom game that is allowing only one playtrough it,to stop used game sales.Not sure what game it was or what platform tho,read it some time ago.

  • Retailers have no obligation to give publishers money from used game sales. The publisher sold the game and got its money, now it's someone else's property. The end.

    The notion that you shouldn't expect full functionality from a used game is also preposterous. Unless something has been physically damaged or removed (e.g. the manual), a used copy isn't any different from a new one. Unless the publisher has deliberately crippled the used copy.

    Why is TotalBiscuit suddenly the industry's lapdog?

  • I think developers and publishers are not necessarily doing a bad thing trying to stop piracy to this extent. But they are incredibly thick. There are innumerable occasions where the anti-piracy measures have backfired and both reduce the quality of the game and playability for legitimate users (with the pirates being unaffected and is actually running better in some cases)

    I think they are simply doing random nonsense at this point and hope something will work which does not impress me at all.

  • wtf? angry birds isnt easy? 

  • 5:35 Regarding the guy asking the COD question, let's clarify. The reason this is viewed as a "Bad" move from a marketing perspective (because having children being your target market is fine), the reason it is viewed as "Bad" is because they adjusted their target market AWAY From their current demographic (at the time of COD 1-2, it was adults) in favor of a new one (kids), while attempting to retain adult release day sales via deception-based advertisements. Everyone hates them for doing that.

  • No surprise that The Witcher 2 had a better deal on GOG. It belongs to CD-Project :)

  • kuhnai?

  • I'm 14 and i agree with everything Tb says. I hate cod.

  • @AlexLaserArm im 14 and id much rather play battlefield than cod but id rather play mount and blade warband

  • @jstryke78 Exactly!

  • @AlexLaserArm Absolutley without question!

  • zook xD

  • I wish more people would admit Call of duty is shit.

  • @MrDoom234

    You haven't played a lot of games if you think Call of Duty is shit. There are FAR worse games that are FAR less entertaining.

  • @TehBuhb It's true that CoD is a well crafted game. However it has no depth, and is generally played by people who want to be placidly entertained, rather than engage with something interesting.

  • @jdenicholls

    Yeah it doesn't have a lot of depth but calling it shit is an overstatement at best.

    There are a lot of other games, some that TB himself has highly regarded, that have even less depth but are not considered bad because of this. 3 words: Super Crate Box!

  • @MrDoom234 people do actually theres a lot of hate towards the game if you have not noticed

  • @MrDoom234 I agree.

  • Silly TB, it's not January 9th, 2011...

  • @saliva555 Silly boy, hey uses the dd/mm/yyyy format

  • @saliva555

    We in the Uk do that kinda thing in the correct order

  • @IAMLS360

    You in the UK also seem to have a superiority complex about that kinda thing.

    Does it make sense? Yeah of course it does.

    Does that mean you should belittle others because of it? Well that makes you look like a douche in my eyes.

  • @TehBuhb Um, it's called a troll mate ok. Not really inciting calender superiority here just thought I'd irritate some people, and hey, mission accomplished :D

  • @IAMLS360

    Haha okay. I wish we'd use it here in the US to be honest.

  • @saliva555 It clearly says 1st September 2011 xD

  • @saliva555 Silly non British people. It's not your right to change stuff we invented.

  • @josiahct I'm from Britain as well.. I just posted that in a light-weight troll attempt to irritate people..

    Also I'm pretty sure Britain didn't invent the original calendar.. The Mayans, Egyptians, Babylonians, and Chinese all had calendars in the ancient days.

    The calendar we use to today was first developed by the Romans, under Julius Caesar (the Julian Calendar). That was modified by the Gregorian Calendar (named for Pope Gregory XIII).

  • @saliva555 Welldone! You did exactly what I hoped you would!... You answered the question with something useful and educating! Welldone you've part of the solution!

  • @scullyy Consolidated is good. Convoluted is bad.

  • I'd encourage pirating Dragon Age 2, those bastards at Bioware deserve it for what they did to that game.. Seriously, recycled environments? blehh. That's the only game I'd really pirate (too bad I got tricked into pre-ordering Bioware's lies :/)

  • @wgeorgiou If you not gonna buy it don't bother to download it at all. You know you could wait until its goes for 5€ on steam since it wasn't that successful so it would go down more than other.

  • This video is proof TB is scared of 8 years old

  • I'm sorry but Totalbiscuit is correct 100% of the time.

  • i know all the talking and stuff is important gaming conversation and stuff but can i just say that the music in the background coming from heroes of might and magic 6 sounded really awesome and actually added to the effect of the video, should have more games in the background with good music.

  • heh. An 11 year old capable of playing X3 would have more of my respect than your average British adult. Talking as a British adult...

  • Agree about the Pokemon thing but the difference was Pokemon was actually GOOD!

  • i remember when pokemon was the cool game...those were the days :(

  • "Console piracy is much easier to combat because of the closed nature of the hardware"

    It takes a one visit to my local electronics repair shop to make my PS3 pirate friendly...

  • @ILGAR93

    Whoops I forgot about the whole online part :P

  • haha gona use that argument against my call of duty friends XD

  • I enjoyed watching you play Might and Magic Heroes VI (Do moar), also liked the mailbox

  • Does TotalBiscuit,

    I bought Bastion after watching your first impressions video and I LOVED IT. Thanks!

  • Pokemon is still strong and for my surprise, it has a very hardcore metagame. Nintendo has their own money generation button.

  • CoD being mainly played by 11-year olds is of course an exaggeration. It's the same problem as with most debates and everything where people can communicate. There is a huge *normal* middleground, and then there is a small amount of extremists. Those extremists are often the loudest and the most memorable. I use the term "vocal majority" for this group of people, because even though they are a minority of all the people in an event, they are the majority of people you'll notice and remember.

  • About that second question : I personally am 15 years old and can be hardly counted as a kid but .... I think that the reason for more kids player CoD is because:

    1. There isn't any respawn time

    2. Kids love making other people Rage Quit

  • Kids these days, gotta have their PcP...

  • @happilylonelygamer in a gallon milk jug

  • @SecondFork I still can't believe it comes in liquid form.

  • @happilylonelygamer science

  • I agree on the fact of not liking getting my ears raped by 12year old with a 50cents mic. The Simplicity of CoD is very alluring because you can just hop on , get some stress relief and stop again. This is why some people prefer playing it instead of Battlefield, Seeing as how Battlefield is clearly more skillbased with their mechanics of respawning , spotting enemies etc. Though the annoying thing about the player base of BOTH games is that they don't recognise the strenghts of the other game.

  • @KienTheOne Good comment.

  • @KienTheOne That's actually a good point.  I personally dislike Cod, because I like complexity, but I can see why someone might play a shooter just for stress relief.

  • @KienTheOne Simplicity isn't considered a strength to some people you know.

  • @KienTheOne It isn't really stress relief for me, Sometimes I want to kill puppies after playing it :(

  • @KienTheOne BATTLEFIELD SUCKS COD IS BETTER

  • @KienTheOne i have BOTH BATTLEFEILD AND COD, like them both, for different occassions

  • Fairplay, you really hit the nail on the head when i comes to cod :)

  • The PS2 was pirated to hell and it didn't fail. I have a lot of friends back in the day with a PS2 and probably only one of them didn't have it hacked to play pirated games.

  • @VoidKeeper Yes your particular clique represents the millions of ps2 owners out there...

  • I only play black ops for wager matches and zombies

  • where I live deus ex is now the "cool" game.

  • @Exorkistiz deus ex is the "cool" game everywhere on earth bro :P

  • HoMM VI is basically HoMM V with a LITTLE better graphics, and a slightly better UI, but without the awesome town view :( That was always one of my favourite things in HoMM...

  • because even TB can be good at black ops...

  • @johncrash20 it just statred last year

  • what is that screechy noise in the background?

  • @MrMinecraft691 whining doggies ^^

  • @bowzer97 It's OK to like whatever you want. The issue is when people believe that their opinion is better than another persons.

  • Totalbuiscit level 4 magic female :D

  • piracy FTW!

  • Red Orchestra 2 proper pc game for hardcore men with dicks the size of the moon.

  • @MrBoBoTom circular?

  • tb is awesome --- Sent From TotalHalibut's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • <3 'X' 

  • Thats Poo

  • @BINX1994 your an idiot, go poo off

  • Piracy FTW!

  • How has minecraft sold bad when it's not even out yet?

  • @WizzyLuke it's being sold as a beta for 25% off, atleast it was that when i got and don't think it's sold badly atall, though i probably don't really know much about marketing etc.

  • @WizzyLuke Minecraft has sold amazingly well for an indie game.

  • @Soreanol I know my comment was meant to be a reply to someone who said mine craft has sold bad up til now. my bad xD

  • why dose anyone want to enjoy war?

  • @TFKTE Lol someone is going to enjoy war if he's the one selling the guns.

  • @MarkAndSo or the missiles... bombs... etc...

  • @TFKTE People who like death?

  • @T3kTro ok even i have to like this

  • Your The Mailbox entries are really nice to listen to.

  • "angry birds in FPS form" best description ever!

  • 47 dislikes are from 11 year old who play cod

  • I think most of the dislike for CoD comes from developers spawning clones with little tweaks instead of unique games because it is a safe, reliable way of making money. In addition, because of the overwhelming popularity and simplicity of CoD (It is simple, get over it) the more complex games are viewed as unwieldy. It's infuriating to people because their favorite games are being simplified for the sake of players who don't want to take the time to learn the mechanics and strategies.

  • Hell, Cod is fun from time to time but my main shooter is battlefield just because of its complexity and teamwork.

  • In all honesty the DC didn't fail... Sega overspent themselves into oblivion. I do believe there is a difference here.

  • For those who hate CoD (whether for it's short, easy campaigns, it's low-skill multiplayer, or its horrible community), have you ever tried the zombie mode? It's simplistic, but it's also challenging, and totally B.A.

  • @TheWatzitooya Lol zombies challenging.

  • Piracy killed the Dreamcast? Really TB? How many people had broadband connections in 1999-2001? How many people went through the laborious task of purchasing and using the system link cable to make copies of the GD disks? I love the Dreamcast but let's be honest here. It "failed" due to lack of consumer trust in SEGA after the 32x and Saturn. The first actual loadable boot disc came out in August of 2000, 5 months before the DC was announced to be discontinued. Please don't lie to your viewers.

  • @PvtHudson6 did you just stop listening halfway through what he said? he said that piracy helped kill the dreamcast not that it was 100% responsible

  • @PvtHudson6 that is a very good argument but piracy has been around for years before everyone had an interent and to say total biscuit is lying to his viewer is redicoulous as from what we have seen has always been honest about what he''s doing.

    plus i loved the sega 32x and dreamcast but i had never bought a game for it

  • @PvtHudson6 he didnt say piracy killed dreamcast he said it didnt help and really when does piracy help anything

  • Gamestop is indeed greedy as fuck. I got $2 for a game they turned around and sold for $24....what in the hell bullshit is that?

  • @WiredAffliction Why would you sell a game for 2 dollars in the first place?

  • @WiredAffliction - They pay 10% of what they will be able to resell the game for. If they paid more than if they didn't manage to sell it, it would impact their profits making them stop buying games all together. If they are extremely low on stock of a certain game that they know will sell soon they will go up to 15%. Sell your games and stuff to Fye, they pay up to 20% for everything. The only thing is that it has to be in almost new condition. I sold my games and got $202.50.

  • @ScariestSlayer excuse me? I know adults that play this game. REAL adults. Not mental children. CoD can be fun if you make it fun. It doesn't have to be with 13 year olds if you know where to look. I like Cata. I didn't like Deus Ex. You should really develop your own opinion instead of muching off someone elses.

  • FLICKER ON MOUSE POINTER IT DOESNT BUG ME AHHHHH

  • i cant see the demographics for this video...guess this video was made just for the badasses ^_^

  • TB, You're stupid, saying you don't have to know the map to play CoD.... Pick up and play you say? I would DEMOLISH anyone who just picked up the game and played, why know why? Because I know the maps in and out. What you said about the reward system on cod is just bs, the only satisfying feeling on CoD is raining hell on noob with a chopper or an AC130. I am 10th prestige for the second time on MW2 now, because of hacked lobbies ofcourse. My fun in MW2 is to kill people again, and again.

  • @CheezeSailor I find it ironic that you're calling someone stupid when the only satisfaction you get out of a game is playing against people worse than you. Games are meant to be challenging and stimulating.

  • @0ld1eye So you're saying sound-whoring, then moving into a new position to attack an enemy from behinde isn't challenging?

  • @CheezeSailor If you find walking from one spot to another and shooting someone who can't see you challenging, I feel sorry for you.

  • @cyberman234 I'd like to see you have a 2k/d in every game you play then.

  • @CheezeSailor You do realise a 2k/d is basically 2 more kills than your deaths right?

  • @CheezeSailor And that's is also saying you get 2 kills then hide the rest of the game. Your right that is challenging

  • @cyberman234 Then I would have no fun playing, and you know very well that your comment there wasn't very well thought through.

  • @CheezeSailor Yes. I am. As tactics go, COD is VERY shallow.

  • @0ld1eye So if BF too.

  • @CheezeSailor I never mentioned BF, but it's a lot more in depth than cod. destructible scenery and vast maps, plus vehicles and a massive array of weapons and utility items, means that it's FAR more team-oriented than cod, and as such more complex. running around on your own will only lead to you dying.

  • @CheezeSailor TBs statement was extremely relative. I don't play CoD much personaly, I find it dull, however I play many other shooters. When I DO play CoD it takes me 10 minutes to learn the map I'm on and 10 minutes later I'm rising on the kill ratings. Name another game where it takes 10 minutes to become competative. Starcraft for example it takes months, MOBA games also can take weeks, Strategy games can take as long as well. Hell WoW PvP considered easy has a longer learning curve.

  • @wingsofinsanity42 It doesn't take anyone 10 minutes to learn a map, you wouldn't know the normal routes your opponents would take, you would know how to move properly from cover to cover nor would you know where to chuck frags to defende a base, bomb site or flag.

  • @CheezeSailor Leave the noobs alone!!! D:

  • @CrunchyPotatoes How about you make a more serious response instead of making a changed quote of Chriss Crocker?

  • @CheezeSailor It wasn't meant to be serious -.- Just some meaningless spam you don't have to care about.

  • I played complex RPG and RTS games when I was eleven years old :D

  • @CrunchyPotatoes i started when i was 5 :) TOTAL ANNIHILATION! FTW!

  • @Pieguy97b When you was five?! O___o You played Total Annihilation when you was five!?!?... The only thing I have from that time is a mountain of lego...

  • @CrunchyPotatoes hay i didn't say i was good at it... that was when i was 6 :P

    my dad is a HUGE gamer. oh and i recall playing X when i was 10, oh look at you little basic ship how cute, GIANT SHIP WITH MOST OF THE SLOTS FILLED WITH WEAPONS... you ship is now gone. ahhhh those where the days

  • @Pieguy97b Good times that ;-) Unfortunately my parents are kind of strict with games... :( But anyway, have you tried Neverwinter Nights and Age of Empires II? My favories :D

  • @CrunchyPotatoes Sorry for butting in, just wanted to say: <3 Hordes of the Underdark!

  • @ShadowSerpent000 I simply loved HotU! <3 Best expansion in videogame history!

  • @CrunchyPotatoes Indeed. After HotU I was so hyped for NWN2 and so disappointed that it didn't live up to that. Still a pretty good game though.

  • @ShadowSerpent000 Yeah that was unfortunate :( It was ok, but nothing like the awesomeness that was NWN.

  • @CrunchyPotatoes i played age of empires II but not the other game :( but ill be sure to check it out

  • Commercials directed at children are not allowed in Norway.

  • @UnlimitedHeaven You live in a paradise.

  • @Waine999 Maybe, maybe not.

  • @TheFlammableGas

    Skyrim is technically and FPS as it is primarily played in the first person and involves shooting. I agree, fuck cod.

  • @Quickshadow7 It's a decision, FPS is only an option, it's still classified as an RPG due to having RPG elements, and the fact that shooting a bow is barely a scrap at what you can do in it.

  • i hate CoD, lots of 10 year old who talk about have ``done`` you`re mother ``last night`` when they probably havent even had they`re 1st erection

  • I remember in the mid 90s, when I was a toddler, Pokemon was the hugest thing. The only reason I bought Gold, Silver and Crystal was because kids were playing the games and with the toys at daycare. =/

    Fan translations are another reason I've seen for getting un-upgraded consoles, like Fatal Frame 4.

    I'm unfortunately weak and have low income, so I buy used whenever I can. -_- I do feel terrible sometimes but I just can't spend 50$ if I can get it for 20$.