Clerks: 37 Dicks

[Mbop28]

I kinda want the dislike counter to go from 27 to 37

[dannyroele]

must be one of the best movies everrrrr

[runsaber1]

0bama and 25 of his 0bamabots disliked this

because they prefer gay sex with arab children and sucking 5000 muslim cocks in a row. *l*

[msIndigo72]

26 people didn't have their dicks sucked.

[hrmsmk]

try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!....i was CTFU..

[WiiFan20XX]

saw my email had 37 new emails....instantly thought of this

[UltraMegaSuperPhil]

Fuck yeah, Mos.

[ylenolsreppeptgs]

3:25

[hyphymovement203]

26! this video got 26 dislikes...

[atomichead777]

@hyphymovement203

in a row?

[hyphymovement203]

@atomichead777 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!! im high right now and u have no idea how happy that made me thank fuck somebody finally clocked onn lol just for that i will proudly name my first born child after you :)

[FLORIDABASSMANGLER]

how many dicks have you sucked tell me lmfao reminds me of when i met my ex

[aldoreshgaramok]

assuming 37 dicks at 5.5 inches a pop, that's 203.50 inches.

Or about 5.17 meters.

That's a lot of dick O_O

[Webmonkey78]

Try not to suck any one else's dick in the parking lot.... Hey Hey You Get back here.

[Webmonkey78]

Is that Randall with the Huggies?

It sounds like him...

[lavaspartan674]

Cat's like "Wtf"?

[77danigga]

classic: "you sucked that guys dick"?

[MRverynice7]

"whyd u have to suck there dick, why couldnt u sleep with them like any other decent person" lol

[Mgorms1994]

dislike it 17 more times, we gotta get it to 37, so that there are 37 dicks on the dislike bar... in a row.

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

Hahaha.

Great movie.

George Vreeland Hill

[uppanadam74]

Awwww...it's okay too call a girl a slut cause she's been with 37 different guys...but it's not okay to call 37 men sluts is it?? What's the big deal Dante?? When your fucking around with Caitlin on the side and she's fucking a dead guy on the side with you?? Totally feral!! LOL...but still a great movie...

[RapuHaeru]

Press 7 for "m1dy - 37 dicks"

[SammiAJ]

The guy getting off the wall was the funniest part xD

[Gekokujo76]

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!



[mremeraldowl122]

@Gekokujo76 hey hey you get back here!

[ezekial45]

My college professor showed this clip to us in our Sex and Relationship class. It was awesome. : )

[BeeEmEcks]

IF YOU PLAN TO SHOPLIFT, LET US KNOW.  -thanks

[harliette]

some one plz load the part his gf sexed a corpse in the stop rr, I still roll about.

[mustbejames1]

monmouth NJ haha...my second home....i gotta know where the quickstop is tho

[Darkseid2010]

@mustbejames1 Quick Stop / RST Video, 58/60 Leonard Ave, Leonardo, Middletown Township, New Jersey, USA

[atomichead777]

not as embarassing as snapping your neck from trying to suck your own dick :O

[Dylanmg420]

snowball sounds stoned

[senor47]

HOW MANY!!!

[bananaPLEASE]

17 people have clearly had to suck 37 dicks in a row. No wonder they disliked this vid.

[cymagen]

thats beautiful man

[BJCombs87]

"in a row?"

[Laughgoddamnit]

@BJCombs87 Yes, I heard that line too.

[lucky44124]

1:19 is the best part! "You sucked THAT guys dick?!!" .... you know all that is going through his head OMG I could only imagine what the other 35 guys looked like.

[Timpy2000]

i love how the cats just chillin

[magicman08]

my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! in a row!?

[razaz03]

this guy's a freaking idiot lol.

a funny one though!

[TheNamkrow]

@razaz03 yeah, at least she's into oral :)

[lucky44124]

THIS is the best written scene, best acted scene... amazing scene and now add its in a move that cost $27,000

[cradleoflinkinpark]

what a fucking slut

[DJTommy812]

"Everytime I kiss you I'm going to taste 36 other guys"

[TheOnlySonicFan]

From now on if anybody I talk to in one way or another says "37" I'm gonna say "In a row?" and expect them to not get it mostly confuesd looks.

[stunkeybunker]

17 dislikes....in a row?!?!

[mcharvez]

Was that Jeff Anderson or some guy that said "In a row?"

[johnjewell2]

Best part ever xD

[GhettoBlaster100]

in a row? LOL

[Dwk519]

"Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

Best insult ever

[MatthewtheEPIC]

16 people sucked 37 dicks in a row.

[Scrottobaggns]

fuckin classic..."try not to suck any dick on the way from the parking lot"..lol

[dudeman1456]

@SuperSlyTime A major story element in at lest two of his films revolves around a woman having more of a sexual history then the man, and the man gets really upset about this. Also, about his wife, he did cast her as the frost-queen she-bitch preventing Randell from seeing his true love in "Clerks II."

Of course, an author's fiction doesn't necessarily reflect on their personal lives. Except when they have explicitly said in the past that it totally does...

[dudeman1456]

Kevin Smith has got some issues with women.

[ilikevines]

haha such real dialogue, every boyfriend feels disgusted when they find out who their girlfriend has had a history with

[Tunerdude94]

What up woth the cat at 2:00?

[stephanienyc1]

@Tunerdude94 the cat's like "keep it down assholes, you;'re scaring the customers"

[Tunerdude94]

@stephanienyc1 That sounds about right.

[D3thN1ght]

"You better not suck and dick on your way to the parking lot" *other guy starts walking* "HEY! GET BACK HERE!" hahaha.

[rockguy1992]

I didn't know Varg Vikernes was in Clerks

[AAP4life]

i had this converstation with an ex when we talked about her cheating it was like this.....

Me: so you cheated on me

her: yes

me: with who?

her: 3 guys

ME: 3 GUYS? I THOUGHT YOU CHEATED ON ME...MEANING ONE GUY.

her: you just asked if i had cheated

me:YEAH BUT I ASSUMED THAT YOU WOULD SA HOW MANY GUYS YOU FUCKED IN THE PROCESS....

looking back hilarious

[sideburn260]

brilliant fucking movie



[sanjurodog]

....36. 37.

[Jeheffiner]

"in a row?!"

that line has me in stitches every time.

[halfNERD17]

the title is kinda a spoiler

[hitman036]

Thumbs up if you say "In a row?!" every time you hear "37" in a sentence.

[Feverwizzerd]

philly D

[Tademoulin]

omg i want to meet a chick like this

[mudkiprules4]

that cat raising it's head up at 1:57 looks like my cat ^_^

[titos814]

Yea I want down on a few guys. A FEW!?

[missingnote]

I had a similar experience with a girl. She gave me the impression she hadn't been around the whole block and had been reasonable with giving herself out. I found out she had fucked just about everyone in the goddamned neighborhood and their pets. When I lost my mind, she apologized, saying she wanted me to believe she was an innocent girl. Which implied, since she couldn't keep that up forever, that I was a temporary fix until she found someone better to take care of her.

[yellowbook4]

scott mosier is the best

[LVhatersofh8rs]

Randall has some of the best lines in this movie. LMAO love this, going to watch on Netflix RFN.

[ChrisRane]

Because I never had sex with him..

You sucked his DICK !!

[namned]

You notice she said she had sex with those men and he f*ucked those girls?

[radjoi182]

Haha. CLASSIC!

[mjbab73]

Hey! Hey, you...Get back here.

[Adenan1977]

Hey try not to suck any dick on the way through th eparking lot! This is in my top 10 films...too many laughs!

[Adenan1977]

How many dicks have you sucked...tell me....how many!!

Ha Ha...Clerks 1 and 2 are works of comedic genius!!

[namned]

YOU SUCKED THAT GUY'S DICK?!? Epic!

[TheForlornDreams]

*slurp*

[1sexymary]

Imagine finding out your GF had sucked 36 other guys off all before leaving UNI

[stephenroach1992]

try not to suck any dick thru the parking lot hey you get back here lmfao

[johnathankumberland]

2:30 Is Just The Thing That Makes This Scene!

[jimmymack94]

press 7 repeatedly for dj dante.

[WillardMassey1]

@jimmymack94 haha

[devilsmurf]

"hey you! get back here!"

epic

[rdangelo]

She contradicts herself. If dick smoking isn't sex, why does she claim that since he is the most recent one of the 37 that this fact makes her "faithful" to him. How can it be an indicator of faithfulness if it's not actually considered sex? Gotcha, Kevin...;)

[JethroRush]

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

[MrThodgin]

37 dicks, does that include me. (Something like 36)

[manuelslp1]

is the whole movie in black and white?

[ABOVEONE]

@manuelslp1 yes

[AiRwOlFe23]

@manuelslp1 yep, don't let it dissuade from watching the whole thing, it's a great flick

[eduard6969]

@manuelslp1 yes it is, but it is awesome!

[GamerzPro1231]

@manuelslp1 yes, the director had almost no money, so he had to get cameras in black & white.

[lucky44124]

Just think about it... $28,000 from credit cards, you are working at the place during the day that at night your filming a movie with a hope and a prayer!! It's 2am in the morning and you all know you dont have allot of film so you have to get it 100% right!! There is the 2 actors and maybe 5 other people at best & you make THIS amazing movie! This is amazing to write this, have the balls to max credit cards out and get these performances and THIS scene is the scene why Kevin Smith is a legend!

[wilky1189]

is that jason lee playing snowball?

[JDrockerDUDE]

@wilky1189 no

[ML867g]

13 dislikes who each sucked 37 dicks = 481.

Shouldn't only 481 people like this?

[TehKrakerzGuy]

Iwrestledabearonce for life!<33 Now I know why that band included such a hilarious sound clip in one of their songs.

Or I think Isuckedadick37times is more appropriate

Hahahahahaha

[jlu310]

A few?!!!!

[nakobass28]

I'M 37!! LOL!!!!!

[SnIkLeeT]

Dante is such a cocksmoker... he doesn't realize he has a great thing with Veronica.. screw Katlyn shes a ho anyway xD

[Jumpybeaver]

@SnIkLeeT 36 dicks before him. = Heavenly head for Dante.

[parsonsplayzone]

snowball :)

[pmc1416]

13 People Dislike This cause there girlfriends Sucked 37 Dicks

[Delken]

"TRY NOT TO SUCK ANYMORE DICK ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT"

buwhahah

[RayB50]

Hey you! Get back here!

[LaughingatpainUSAway]

TAKE....IITTT!!! EASY!

[josh9180]

37?

[pimps1986]

This scene was funny as hell! The part that was funny was when the dude standing outside the store was trying to chase after her after Dante said "Try not to suck anymore dick!" F**king hialrious...lol!!!

[SteveSabbai]

...36 thats all? i used to work with this busgirl that sucked over 80+ dicks and wasnt ashamed about it at all...she worked two jobs but still found time to cheat on her husband!...

[mayur24fps]

@SteveSabbai can i hav her fone no :)



[dmld96]

@SteveSabbai That's fucked up.

[SteveSabbai]

@dmld96 ...thats not all. she was only married for less than 6 months and she was already cheating on her husband (she was sleeping with alot of guys at work) she even offered me a BJ, i declined!!. and now she is pregnant! i bet you (99%) that the baby is not her husbands and she will never tell him, letting him think that the kid is his! now thats fucked up!

[dmld96]

@SteveSabbai You know what is fucked up? Rule 34.

[SteveSabbai]

@dmld96 ...RULE 34 : "Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject."...the world is a fucked up place but what are we to do?...

[dmld96]

@SteveSabbai For me, rule 34 is for things/characters like Sonic the Hedgehog or Mordecai and Rigby, but not for things like a chair walking up to a telephone pole and starting to give it a Mongolian fist of love (that lil' part of a sentence sounds hella fucked up.).

[RKOboring9]

@SteveSabbai In a Row???

[TheCr0wing]

@SteveSabbai ur gonna make me vommit. but hey shit happens i guess lol

[magicman08]

@SteveSabbai man my ex had boned like 150 dudes

[SteveSabbai]

@magicman08 ...did you know this before or after you broke up with her?

[elvenskwig]

@SteveSabbai lolololol he just quoted the video.

[SteveSabbai]

...Cat @ 1:58 ..."37 dicks!? big deal i lick my own crotch everyday!"...

[SteveSabbai]

...things you DONT know about your girlfriends past might piss you off just a little bit :P

[ElectronTechnician]

I made a song for this very occasion. Learning your girl sucked 37 dicks!

Check it out on my channel or go to....

watch?v=kRifvqB5OXM&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[dchockeygoali07]

dante is a neurotic douche. i LOVE clerks, but dante killed the view askew universe for me.

[ibtl1]

TBK1 sucked over 100 muslim cocks and posted all his faggotry in team for all the losers that pay a membership fee.

ar15.com the only website that you have to pay to see a loser suck a cock

[tools747]

"Everytime i kiss you i'm gonna taste 36 other guys" that's sooooo nasty lol... "HEY trrry not to suck any diCK on the way through the parking lot" emphasize the "CK" in dick haha

[QJby1Hod]

The first time I saw this scene I nearly had a heart attack from laughing so much!

[Hawkgold]

This movie and this scene are so extraordinarily funny...

[KingDavidProd]

Salem the Cat is the best part

[ihateusernames300]

Classic cinema

[LemmingdeMerciless]

@ihateusernames300

I see your education went well

[ihateusernames300]

@LemmingdeMerciless If you are too fucking stupid to see sarcasm then I'm pretty sure it is your education in question not mine. Regardless of education some people are just plain old fucking stupid.....check mirror for example.

[LemmingdeMerciless]

@ihateusernames300

and my comment was mmmm "sarcasm" maybe, coming back at you, with the best of intentions and a dash of humour

SO WHO'S FUCKING STUPID NOW MIRROR BOY

[SuperShazbott]

@ihateusernames300

Classic Idiot

[Querymonger]

That was horrible. D=

[doubleozerox]

Bunch of savages in that town.

[michiyoyoshiku]

37 is the answer to the universe

[1sexymary]

Hilarious - every teenage guy needs to see this clip to realise what women and Bill Clinton define as sex

[ToastGhost96]

"37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"In a row?"

Best line ever.

[LaughingatpainUSAway]

@ToastGhost96, i like "something like 36 does that include me"..."Im 37"

[spheroidx64]

@ToastGhost96

"Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot! Hey! Get back here!" <--- Close second

[g74mysix]

tht cock sucker  have me dyin lmfao

[insanity21376]

LOL 2:00 - 2:11 The customer coming to the counter holding Dante in suspense.

[gham619]

Going down is worse dude

[metalandpunksuck]

thats the best line in the movie "37!, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks" "In A Row????" lol...

[Angryp0stman]

Thankyou for not making the scream so loud that it blows my speakers.

[pbjt1111]

Oh Saten, You so crazy.

[fifafreak310258]

Grizzly Adams is beautiful man.

[blewis618]

The Bill Clinton debate continues...

[gecko78]

f*ckin' epic movie:DD

[isles219]

My fav part is the cat, lol

[titos814]

Yea I went down on a few guys. A FEW!? LoL my favorite part

[AnarchyInSFRY]

No matter how many times I see this clip, the "In a row" part always makes me lough out loud.

[insertusernamehere51]

"Everytime I kiss you I'm gonna taste 37 other guys" ROTFLOL

[Holthane]

iwrestledabearonce

[8DX]

So having an experienced girl-friend who enjoys giving blowjobs... is a PROBLEM?

[IVoteNone]

What a shitty discovery. I'm just glad she's sucked 36 less than my girlfriend.

[mewmew5234]

cat's like Lolwut xD

[PeiinNagato]

wow coincidence!!!

I had just watched the 100 greatest insults video on youtube

now i came across this scene which was featured

[TimpBizkit]

The funny thing is there's a song that samples this....

[sgbball]

@TimpBizkit are you talkin bout that song by hurricane chris

[TimpBizkit]

@sgbball I was talking about the Speedcore one by m1dy but I'll look that one up.

[sSanctum]

Thats fucking grossss, why would he be with a girl that sucked 37 dicks. and she cumed in her mouth and snowballed. ewwww

[c433z]

"Hey! Hey you, get back here!"

[EyeLean5280]

What's more appalling than the number of men she's gone down on is the quality. That guy Snowball seems to be of pretty low IQ.

[ramone138]

@EyeLean5280 I think he's just really stoned.

[EyeLean5280]

@ramone138 - six of one, half dozen of the other - at least if I'm assessing whether I'd honor a man with my "favors."

[mercivelli]

Yes, the 36 in a row line was a killer line. Hilarious.

[gPaHaTaTa]

Furries in a Blender <3 :D:D:D

[iMilotici]

This is EPIC. I died !