Louis CK - Chewed Up (Bonus Tracks)

[Sunscab14]

Fuck you, the end. xD

[willshakeyou]

i want more bonus traaaaaaacks xD

[mavrick45]

Im so high I hit the Full Screen button

[chibigrunt]

"Don't be a faggot, just shove it up your ass" lmao!

[chibigrunt]

I'm dying right now. Laughing too hard.

[sviosfdiablo]

fuck this is funnier than the show itself :))))

[Gonko100]

last two years were pretty good for the man. im glad for him, i think he belongs up there with carlin and hicks. and i do not mean that he should die and go up to heaven. dont die louis, never die.

[ShaithMaster]

@Gonko100 haha "Heaven", if heaven exists he ain't goin there, he's a blaspheme hahaha

[KrfNYC2]

Eddie Murphy, Louis CK and Dave Chapelle would constitute my big three of comedy.

[RioEllington]

Truth on the Walgreens. XD

[magicmanyea]

As a standup comic myself I have to say that what Louis CK does is pure art. He doesn't need to hide the punchlines or any of the crap other comics have to do, Louie has the power to just tell a story and tell it in a hilarious way. Louis is plain amazing and I can't believe hes not more famous.

[ChelseaHerself]

It feels like your asshole is feeding you happiness

[emptysoul25]

"Pure Opiate Pleasure that Begins at your Asshole!™"

[djn00nan]

'you know what its only a 3 ill go home' lol

[Heartofthepoet]

"Honey, they're going to take the lamp today because we didn't pay the lamp rent..."

[cbass5511]

OMG I CANT BREATH...im dying.....

[SEMICHUCK]

cool drug story

[SBV123]

Most of this is funny and weird, but I get the feeling he removed it because of the bum smelling thing. Even for Louis that was bit of a stretch...

[crazyaejay]

@SBV123 What? That was the funniest part!

[dickrobot]

@crazyaejay Agreed. 

[andrewm153351]

@SBV123

haha yeah right. You're talking about a guy who jokes about fucking kids.....

[SBV123]

@andrewm153351 fucking kids is hilarious

[andrewm153351]

@SBV123

Lol i never said it wasn't.....

[JK4C2012]

@SBV123

Yeah, because people are offended by the smell of bums WAY MORE than someone telling them to dip their dick in morphine and shove it up someone's ass.

[SBV123]

@JK4C2012 I don't think anybody was offended.

[dkthg]

@SBV123 MAN UP!! Bum-smelling is an ART! Bums come in so many flavors! This drunk who hangs around my house named Jasper; he smells like vomit and cherry blossoms!

[Bumfuzzled1987]

@SBV123 More than the stories about his daughter's vagina?

[Lairdesangfroid]

@SBV123 he meant homeless person by bum, not ass, hope that clears things up

[Gruvichic2]

Sweat pants and vodka sounds like a kick ass Tuesday night. lmao!!!

[deachick]

ZOMG. Louis is amazing. This is exactly how it is with having babies/kids/etc. I think he is my stalker and talks about it! haha just kidding

[ManAboutTown1000]

"But I have insurance!"

"We called they said fuck you." LOL

[moepippy]

Best comedian ever

Fuck you the end

[guycabalero2000]

god, this should have made it somehow onto Chewed UP. Unreal, this is completely the BEST.

[ArmenKonyalian]

"swetpants and vodka, thats a whole identity right there" MUHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!

[dacptn]

Have some coffee and play cards lmao

[ledzeppelinfreak13]

i live in upstate new york as well, it sucks

[mackjr72]

Honey they're gonna take the lamp today. because we didn't pay the lamp rent

[museprodigy]

lmao so my bf's mom who's a nurse heard me listening to this, was laughing at it and then brought me some opiate suppositories. hahahahah now I know there's some magical butt medicine available if I ever want that feeling in my own anus.

[damnyoustamos]

"We called, they said 'fuck you'" sums up the insurance industry perfectly.

[GrooveThumper]

ahah oh my fuck why the hell wasn't that opium bit in the special its tooo funny holy crap...hahahah

[kozychik]

Honey, we didn't pay the 'lamp rent'. They're going to take our lamp.

[jcarish]

Pure opiate please that begins at your asshole!

LOL

[maagiapall]

Best quote: "Don't be a fagget just shove it up your ass"

[gfuzzy]

None for you faggot, go home and die.

[andrewzot]

too many curse words

[bunimonibu]

@andrewzot its part of the style. hes not just being vulgar, hes punctuating his hilarious social commentary

[SamuelMT08]

@andrewzot suck it up faggot

[NinjaLikeTeaBagger]

@andrewzot Fuck off you vagina. Go back and watch sponge bob to get your laughs.

What are you mormon?

[Bebopopotamus]

@andrewzot Why are those words not ok but everything else is fine? That doesn't make sense.

[yattyc]

this guy is too funny.

[jrobinso]

brilliant. But i think Louis is a bit tipsy on this set, he slurs a few words and he's even more hilarious!

[hypernation2007]

Louis is so goddamned funny.

[kinkgut]

dip your dick in morphine and fuck me up the asshole lmfao classic

[tmanxxxx]

the walgreens bit is amazing. how did that not make the dvd of this special?

[ShastaMcNasty84]

that should have been the name of the dvd "sweatpants and vodka".

[BigkKinny]

The birth videos are so true. We had to watch one in health class and it was exactly like he described.(Swedish hairy 70s) That's what i love about Louis , he's so real.

[mutedmakequiet]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

your asshole is feeding you happinesssssssssssssssssssss

[spope12100]

How shitty,  is ur shitty, shitty, very shitty life?

[carsonkent]

don't be a faggot, just shove it up your ass...so funny

[grandpaegg]

fuck you, the end.

[OboxerU]

I'll be damned. I was at Wal-Greens last week and they had sweatpants on sale for $5.99 on some rack and Heaven's Hill Vodka in the adjacent aisle.

[granpastreetz]

"Pure opiate pleasure...that begins at your Asshole!" HAHA!!

[his1dudeness]

"sweatpants and vodka... Thats a whole identity right there. Yeah! You can be that guy!" hahahahahah!

[Sickboy973]

"Daddy, I want a story."

"Fuck you, the end."

Easily the best comedian alive.

Fuck yeah, Louis.

[MikeTFP]

Oh my god, that line at the end made me crack up really hard.

[soulmman]

I died when he said that. I died. In the middle of the night at 3 AM I SCREAMED out laughing.

[MikeTFP]

I love this guy.

[OboxerU]

I nearly lost my soda pop about 20 times watching this.

[deedrez]

i love this guy more than life itself- fuckin genius- theres no other comedian that can compare

[Bribestateofficials]

@deedrez

whoa now

Carlin, Hicks, Cross, Oswalt, Bamford ....etc

[djn00nan]

@deedrez if u like louis u should check out bill burr, theyre on the same level

[MSG685]

@djn00nan bill burr is far to underrated . he is one of the funniest comedians alive .

[pfive]

good post ta

[moneytimesfifteen]

I hadnt heard this before thanks for putting it up

[JacKn1feSugarTrucK]

I work at Walgreens, and I can't wait to quit that job.

[Mloving12]

I met him yesterday!! He's the best!

[bsartist]

ROFL. I used to work at a Walgreens and all of this is so depressingly true.

[SirFrankoman]

WOW LMFAO I am buying that CD!!!

[theclarkhome]

"Don't be a faggot, just shove it in your ass".

Comedy genius.

[alfredofilms]

"it feels like your asshole is feeding you happiness"

one of the best quotes ever.

[DanManFlan]

Louis CK is the best Comic Ever!

I laughed until I thought I would pee

[aradroxar]

Thanks for this