Well, I can easily explain your horrible Satanic theory! God doesn't exist, we all evolved from rocks and then fish and then monkeys! There was a morphing monkey fish! And after much random chance, and a tornado in a junkyard, humans evolved into jumbo jets. But in reality, the world is 6000 years old, and a conspiracy of scientists, atheists, and liberals is forcing kids to hate their parents, do drugs and be gay.
Freaking AWESOME comment, BENY0HAMA - and it's a good thing you specified that you were not being serious... I've seen comments by xtians that were every bit as twisted and laughable, but they MEAN it!
Yep. When your kid gets a vaccination it is really an abortion doctor injecting your kid with gayness so he can then fuck him. Oh yea the doctor is also a pedo.
Isn't that the story about how the devil fornicated with some sort of monkey so that we would think our great grand parents were most likely some sort of lizard?
looks like i win paul.
popebenadict16 3 years ago
Yes. You're right mate.
Expect a response vid soon.
DefaultPosition 3 years ago
paul!!!
what the hell?
NaomiKnight 3 years ago
Don't dis the beard. Some women like an older man.
DefaultPosition 3 years ago
Congrats Charlie.
Mjhavok 3 years ago
Well, I can easily explain your horrible Satanic theory! God doesn't exist, we all evolved from rocks and then fish and then monkeys! There was a morphing monkey fish! And after much random chance, and a tornado in a junkyard, humans evolved into jumbo jets. But in reality, the world is 6000 years old, and a conspiracy of scientists, atheists, and liberals is forcing kids to hate their parents, do drugs and be gay.
(I'm not serious)
BENY0HAMA 3 years ago
Freaking AWESOME comment, BENY0HAMA - and it's a good thing you specified that you were not being serious... I've seen comments by xtians that were every bit as twisted and laughable, but they MEAN it!
d;^>
a2zdiy 3 years ago
Yep. When your kid gets a vaccination it is really an abortion doctor injecting your kid with gayness so he can then fuck him. Oh yea the doctor is also a pedo.
BE AFRAID!
Mjhavok 3 years ago
I'll see what I can do. Alas, I failed GCSE Biology at school.
billpg 3 years ago
You could be on your way to doing lucrative voice overs!
premed2 3 years ago
Darwin... Come back to life? Crap! I was wrong! People can come back from the dead! Oh forgive me Jesus! ;)
Twackius 3 years ago
lmAO
pojopixie 3 years ago
Darwin resurrected. This video is way stronger evidence than an empty tomb, he MUST be God.
wimscheers 3 years ago
Great!!!!
rozeboosje 3 years ago
Happy Birthday Santa... wait, no
Happy Birthday Charles! You brilliant old fuck. : )
MagnusIan 3 years ago
Darwin is risen from the dead! A miracle has occurred!
You seem a very nice man Charles, a pleasure to meet you. :)
Loreleila 3 years ago
Isn't that the story about how the devil fornicated with some sort of monkey so that we would think our great grand parents were most likely some sort of lizard?
That one totally goes over my head : )
squitmaa 3 years ago
Happy birthday Charles!
nontheistdavid 3 years ago 2
Happy Birthday Chuck!
CousinoMacul 3 years ago 2