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  • Certified pre-fucked lol

  • Everyone has a cell phone you see these frickin 7 year olds with a new phone every time one comes out I am over 16 and have yet to get a cell phone the only reason I am using an iPad is because my school lends them out for the school year.

  • i want a foamy ring tone

  • lol pre-certified

  • omg he just dropped that phone!!!! T-T y would he do something so horrible?!?!?!?! I love you all mighty ruler Foamy but y?!

  • @TGKimphunter Why wouldn't he?

  • i want a foamy ring tone......even if it will possibly get me killed.....

  • @carnifexdemon i got one...hasn't got my killed yet

  • i love using classical music as my ringtones...

  • I have a step-dad.....

  • I remember recording 1:19 and making it the ringtone for my dad's cell phone. It drove him nuts because he didn't know how do get rid of it.

  • ting tones ussually suck.i keep my phone an low and my alert sound for anything is just a low beep

  • Well now I know what to call my dad's girlfriend.

  • I have two Foamy ringtones that sound clearer than this video. He happens to say one of them in this one.

  • *Foamy

    Dumb ass motherfucker...

  • @tobythecool1 FUCK OFF!!!!!!

  • I use my Cell Phone for making calls and sending messages. Nothing more. Thats what phones were made for.

  • *Fomey

  • I recoreded romey saying that and set it xXD

  • lol the irony im watching this on my laptop while my dad looks for our car XD

  • i want a foamy the squirel ring-tone

  • i think the foaminess is rubbing off on me,im getting angry over nothing now.

  • I don't mind the new ringtones cause they can be more customized to the phone owners as well as making it easier to guess...nvt that waht caller id is called. also I think he should expand on some of these rants. like drugs he should rant how side effects are worse the the what is being treated.also rant how people don't turn their cell phones off when approppiate like church. out church has to inform us b4 mass, n then a moment later hear a cell phone ringing. something like that.

  • @Purplelady0790 He did have a rant about side-effects being worse than what's treated, and I think he did have a rant about cell phones in a theatre. He wouldn't do it on church, cause he doesn't care about church. I don't much care for it either

  • hey Foamy I have one of your ringtones! It's a ringtone about drugs.

  • Hehe. I have that ringtone. :)

  • Ah remember when "Till death do us part" was actually up held

  • Crazy Frog FTW. Ilike Crazy Frog and it's fun to listen to.

  • Now, time for completely unrelated comment!

    M.I.L.K.!

  • I WANT THAT RING TONE

    

  • lol at the t mobile ad on and next to the video xD

  • I lose my car in the parking lot all the time. I try to park next to something or at the end of a line, but I still lose the damn thing.

  • if i made a ring it would have a 6 sec time it would send all info about to a perverted websites

  • I have a pretty good plan for my cell phone. It is $45 a months. Unlimited calling texting. I allso save some because I paid for the whole year.

  • "Hey, follow the sound of my voice and kill whoever's holding the phone."

  • I have been saying this since this video first came out; I want that ringtone.

  • hahaha i love how the add next to this on my computer is a t-mobile ad. XD

  • ...i have 1:20 as my ringtone...and he's right...don't let it go past the first ring...

  • i'm watching this on my Samsung Galaxy Prevail by Boost Mobile. i have such a great plan! $50 free talking, free texting, free web, free email, free 411, and free picture messaging!

  • I find it funny/ironic that a cell phone a.d. is a pop up a.d./on the side of the video... lol

  • ...certified pre-fucked...omfg...

  • Haha Actually, I got a used 2004 Pontiac Bonneville for $2,500 and it is in great shape. Funny thing about it, I have always noticed that I take better care of that old thing than what most people do with their brand spanking new cars.

    Now for the phones, the thing that bugs me the most are when parents get their 10 year olds with cell-phones. I do not know why, but that just freaking annoys the piss out of me.

  • @AggroVolken Because they're ten. Why the hell do they need phones?

  • @sicksargent11 Exactly.

  • my ringtone is by Foamy the Squirrel :D

    

  • i have his ringtone and love it

  • Foamy the Squirrel ring tones would be awesome. I would buy one or more.

  • Just for Foamy, it goes ring.

    phonezoo(.)com/ringtone/303944­31/phone(.)htm

  • Right im going to get a clip of foamy sayin "Hey follow the sound of my voice and kill who ever is holding the phone !" and then use it as my ringtone !

  • Actually, I currently use the foamy ringtone. It's his "Brrrrrrrrrrrring" followed by "Hey, follow the sound of my voice...."

  • lol pre fucked lol

  • Following that logic, the white dress would be meaningless to most people these days. I like how he stated it in that tone. Also, Foamy, I didn't know you cared about those things.

  • Foamy speaks the truth like George Carlin.

  • ... So I want a foamy ringtone xD it's too funny.

  • not married but i have been pre fucked. lol

  • "Fallow the sound of my voice and kill whoever's holding the phone!"

    got it! it is now my ringtone =D

  • I like how they decided to put a T-Mobile ad next to it.

  • white wedding dresses were original used as an economic statement

  • my mom is certified pre fucked but she only got married once o3o

  • I only tell people about my cell phone plan if they ask... I don't get people who just tell people out of the blue.

  • Yes, she was certified pre fucked. XD

  • if I ever get a cell phone,I'm going to remember the words of Foamy. or at least try to

  • someone that was pre-pregnated would more the valid description..

  • Lol, pre-fucked. 

  • genius. especially the pre certified part. this i have to say is one of my favorite foamy rants!

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  • LOL...shot we go to walmart and always lose are car

  • "if i made a ring tone it would sound like this, 'follow the sound of my voice and kill who ever's holding this phone.' I bet the owner of that phone wouldn't let it go past the first ring" i lol'd hard XD

  • To ensure to the world that people will never ignore your calls again. I have hacked the phone satelites and have added a frequencey that will cause them to be slightly explosive. The only ring tone EVER from now on will say: Self desruct in 3, 2, 1. If you do not answer, the frequencey will go and the cell will explode. Solving problems such as. :No you can't use my phone. Where did I leave my phone, and WHY WONT HE/SHE ANSWER!?

  • there is a website that has foamy ringtone

  • And if you have this knowledge of pre owned cars. the car company people give you shit about it

  • i made it a ring tone

  • I actually want that Foamy ringtone. I hate it when my phone rings.

  • owo foamy always makes such good points

  • Restecpa, Foamy.

  • Certified Pre-fucked: The kind of words that should be written in a bible.

  • my friend dave lol

  • my rign tone is my irish buddy sayign "Pick up the F***ing Phone Now!"

  • @CRossirun LMAO i bet that is funny when your in a random public place and that plays!

  • @wolfintheclouds it is

  • @CRossirun That's epic, bro.

  • @CRossirun

    I wish I had an Irish friend to be my ringtone... >__>

  • I'd use that foamy ringtone.

  • MUST!!!! HAVE!!!! FOAMY!!!! RINGTONE!!!!

  • Well ive brought up this point (a little less vulgarly) and the returning fact is that if it breaks down within reasonable miles you get insurance. Sure they would raise the price but it's still less than the new sparkly one. And that brings another reason. Car freaking fax. It shows what had happend to the car and that is that

  • Divorce = Certified Pre-fucked.

  • That black woman in the fasion scholl ad is hot as fuck lol, ps foamy is great.

  • I remember when this toon was first released, it came with a ringtone. Which I still use.

  • HAHAHAHAHA as im watching this video, there is a phone add at the bottom of the screen XD

  • fee kilnlg

  • I still have this ringtone!!!

  • i barely use my phone except to keep incontact with my girlfriend n my parents ill text friends to get online n chat n thats all ill put my favorite game tones for it because the preprogamed one suck n i refuse to pay for another

  • FUCK CELL PHONES!!! I got rid of mine. 

  • This guy has amazing points

  • Certified pre-fucked!

  • I love foamy he's great my ring tone is the puppet laugh from the saw movies lol

  • I want foamy's ringtone!

  • @DeathsWill228 I don't know if it's still there but it used to be on the foamy website.

  • lool.

  • thank god for vibrate

  • Certified pre-fucked, that is fucking genious!

  • I hate ring tones, mine is on vibrate.

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  • certified pre-fucked.

    LOL

  • I love the "old phone" ringtone for iPhone. Sounds just like one. Fuck music ringtones, though.

  • when i watch foamy im normally on facebook i get a message but i dont want to miss watching foamy although he does nothing WTF!! haha

  • mines on vibrate unless i need the alarm

  • Jonathan should do stand up on comedy central. XD

  • i want divorce papers to say that

  • Is this for real? I'm watching the rant and a BlackBerry ad pops up....

  • fuck free weekend mins go with unlimited  mins text and everything else

  • ironic how i still hav the riiiiinnnggg riiinngggg tone and everyones annoyed by it but when someones phone starts singing written in the stars everyone starts tapping there foot. i hate people

  • I love how I am watching this video. And I see a sprint phone plan advertisement on the side.

  • @juliachu89 Ha yeah,I looked over after I read your comment and saw an HTC phone ad for At&t.

  • I love foamy, but he obviously doesn't understand that there is actually a difference between "used" cars and "certified pre-owned" cars.

  • I misplace my car all the time! I'm worse than an old person.

  • I'm always misplacing my car. I'm worse than an old person.

  • Thumbs up if you want the Foamy Ringtone! lol!!!!!!

  • i work at walmart as a cart pusher, so im outside all day and on a regular bases i hear "i lost my car" and people walk up and down the parking lot like three times before finding it.

  • i wont that ring tone

  • Certified pre-fucked hahaha ! Fucking genious !

  • i leave my cell on vibrate al the time im sick nd fucking tired of walking in2 the store nd im in a isle with some other ppl when all of a sudden u hear some fucking bull shit tat sounds like a damn person beatboxing or even some1 screaming in2 the phone it just pisses me off i say leave it on vibrate so its the only ringtone it has!!!

  • How do you really pay so much for a used car??? There almost as expensive as a new car and they run like shit but sure I'll buy it :D

  • Certified Pre-Fucked

    My God that term is awesome.....

  • I keep my phone on vibrate, but when I put it on a regular BRBRBRBRBRBRBRB ring at night in case of emergencies. Thank god, there are hardly ever emergencies. :)

  • the "Certified Pre-F*cked" killed me XD

  • I held my phone up to the speaker and recorded that Foamy Ringtone :3

  • Lol, certified pre F*cked. Classic. Foamy FTW!

  • foamy should do a rant about people who talk about themselves in third person... those people really piss me off

  • man i hear the "i forgot where i parked" like a million times at my job at walmart i keep thinking of this

  • I have the ringtone he said he'd make :) Follow the sound of my voice and kill who ever is holding the phone :)

  • Well... She's not divorced she's certified pre-Fucked - wwwwiiiinnnn xD

  • I live across the street from a car lot and they have the "Certified Pre-Owned" and I just giggle every time I see it. I had the stupid random beat from my phone, but after listening to this I realized he's right and I actually found a regular ring to put on the phone and use it now.

  • HEy! Follow the sound of my voice and kill whoever's holding the phone.

    Hahahahahaha Nice One XD

  • Certified Pre-Fucked = win XD

  • certified pre-owned DOES have a place in the car world, just not the way it's currently used. In my eyes, a certified pre-owned car is a car up to 20 years old that was driven less than 2,000 miles a year, has under 40,000 miles (if older than 5 years), and generally looks like it left the factory floor only a few days before. These cars are rare and usually owned by collectors.

  • @Z34teen ha ha no shit, a car that fits that description is rare! LOL

  • @paulspydar true. I was making a point though.

  • @Z34teen me too! what a coincidence..... :-)

  • if you dont think this shit is funny. you must be certified pre fucked

  • I was never really able to relate to this until recently when in my Japanese class, everyone started talking about their cell phone plans and I'm thinking to myself, "Who...the fuck...cares?!" It all just seems like a waste of money to pay so much money for things on your phone that you don't even need. Especially if you're a university student and have to pay for your cell phone bill yourself. :P

  • I'm gonna make a ringtone out of this

  • The Sunlight Hurts My Eyes

  • LOL certified pre fucked.... I should call my mom that xD

  • just found a very cool mini cell phone jammer.

    google :- yapper zapper phone jammer

  • My fones always on silent but even so I want foamy as my text ringtone.

  • I use the ring ring ringtone and people say im boreing screw them its better the any of the crap blasting out of their phones

  • Certified pre-fucked... Makes sence...

  • Foamy is my ringtone XD

  • i want that ringtone ....really no shit...

  • i would like the foamy ringtone

  • got tht on the virizon website when i was looking for an iphone

  • I love my yapper zapper cell phone jammer

    google:- yapper zapper

  • When I watched this, right next to it was a car rental ad, makes you think.

  • Always on vibrate. Unless I have an alarm.

  • shes certified pre fucked

  • anyone else have foamy ringtones?

  • If I ever hear of a Justin Bieber ring tone, somebody's losing their head.

  • @starheart49 i shall join you in their beheading 

  • "Well then, if all this is free, why are you paying $70 a month for it??" True!

  • Lol certified pre fucked got me

  • ..sometimes I forget where my car's parked.. then I remember that I don't have one.

  • LMAO! she not divorced she certified pre fucked! XD

  • i have foamys ringtone its free on phonezoo

  • "certified pre-fucked!"

    8D

  • i had a foamy ringtone i swear i almost got killed NO JOKE the hey follow the sound of my voice one it was scary

  • I don't have a ringtone, my cell is just set on molest.

  • Foamy loved George Carlin as much as me.

    Gotta love the Carlinisms

    Go Foamy, & carry the torch for new generations.

  • I agree with ringtones. My phone really is just the old fashioned ring tone, and I have a fucking iPhone. Just a simple ring, that's all it does.

  • Certified Pre-fucked lol

  • I assume someone has ripped the audio and made that ringtone?

  • like this if you really have the ringtone foamy said

  • Fuck ringtones all together. My phone's set on vibrate.

  • @KursedLife i usualy have foamy as my ringtone. every call spews logic =D

  • @KursedLife Aren't you a naughty boy/girl

  • @KursedLife just great to shuv it up your ass

  • @KursedLife yea mine never leaves vibrate or silent

  • @KursedLife Agreed. My phone is always on vibe