Everyone has a cell phone you see these frickin 7 year olds with a new phone every time one comes out I am over 16 and have yet to get a cell phone the only reason I am using an iPad is because my school lends them out for the school year.
I don't mind the new ringtones cause they can be more customized to the phone owners as well as making it easier to guess...nvt that waht caller id is called. also I think he should expand on some of these rants. like drugs he should rant how side effects are worse the the what is being treated.also rant how people don't turn their cell phones off when approppiate like church. out church has to inform us b4 mass, n then a moment later hear a cell phone ringing. something like that.
@Purplelady0790 He did have a rant about side-effects being worse than what's treated, and I think he did have a rant about cell phones in a theatre. He wouldn't do it on church, cause he doesn't care about church. I don't much care for it either
i'm watching this on my Samsung Galaxy Prevail by Boost Mobile. i have such a great plan! $50 free talking, free texting, free web, free email, free 411, and free picture messaging!
Haha Actually, I got a used 2004 Pontiac Bonneville for $2,500 and it is in great shape. Funny thing about it, I have always noticed that I take better care of that old thing than what most people do with their brand spanking new cars.
Now for the phones, the thing that bugs me the most are when parents get their 10 year olds with cell-phones. I do not know why, but that just freaking annoys the piss out of me.
Right im going to get a clip of foamy sayin "Hey follow the sound of my voice and kill who ever is holding the phone !" and then use it as my ringtone !
Following that logic, the white dress would be meaningless to most people these days. I like how he stated it in that tone. Also, Foamy, I didn't know you cared about those things.
I make sure i pick up my phone because i set it to the most obnoxious ringtone i could find.... "The most annoying sound in the world" From Dumb and Dumber
Link if you don't know what i'm talking about: /watch?v=YKAyhLtiKEA
"if i made a ring tone it would sound like this, 'follow the sound of my voice and kill who ever's holding this phone.' I bet the owner of that phone wouldn't let it go past the first ring" i lol'd hard XD
To ensure to the world that people will never ignore your calls again. I have hacked the phone satelites and have added a frequencey that will cause them to be slightly explosive. The only ring tone EVER from now on will say: Self desruct in 3, 2, 1. If you do not answer, the frequencey will go and the cell will explode. Solving problems such as. :No you can't use my phone. Where did I leave my phone, and WHY WONT HE/SHE ANSWER!?
Well ive brought up this point (a little less vulgarly) and the returning fact is that if it breaks down within reasonable miles you get insurance. Sure they would raise the price but it's still less than the new sparkly one. And that brings another reason. Car freaking fax. It shows what had happend to the car and that is that
i barely use my phone except to keep incontact with my girlfriend n my parents ill text friends to get online n chat n thats all ill put my favorite game tones for it because the preprogamed one suck n i refuse to pay for another
ironic how i still hav the riiiiinnnggg riiinngggg tone and everyones annoyed by it but when someones phone starts singing written in the stars everyone starts tapping there foot. i hate people
i work at walmart as a cart pusher, so im outside all day and on a regular bases i hear "i lost my car" and people walk up and down the parking lot like three times before finding it.
i leave my cell on vibrate al the time im sick nd fucking tired of walking in2 the store nd im in a isle with some other ppl when all of a sudden u hear some fucking bull shit tat sounds like a damn person beatboxing or even some1 screaming in2 the phone it just pisses me off i say leave it on vibrate so its the only ringtone it has!!!
I keep my phone on vibrate, but when I put it on a regular BRBRBRBRBRBRBRB ring at night in case of emergencies. Thank god, there are hardly ever emergencies. :)
I live across the street from a car lot and they have the "Certified Pre-Owned" and I just giggle every time I see it. I had the stupid random beat from my phone, but after listening to this I realized he's right and I actually found a regular ring to put on the phone and use it now.
certified pre-owned DOES have a place in the car world, just not the way it's currently used. In my eyes, a certified pre-owned car is a car up to 20 years old that was driven less than 2,000 miles a year, has under 40,000 miles (if older than 5 years), and generally looks like it left the factory floor only a few days before. These cars are rare and usually owned by collectors.
I was never really able to relate to this until recently when in my Japanese class, everyone started talking about their cell phone plans and I'm thinking to myself, "Who...the fuck...cares?!" It all just seems like a waste of money to pay so much money for things on your phone that you don't even need. Especially if you're a university student and have to pay for your cell phone bill yourself. :P
Certified pre-fucked lol
TheAeroMechanic 20 hours ago
Everyone has a cell phone you see these frickin 7 year olds with a new phone every time one comes out I am over 16 and have yet to get a cell phone the only reason I am using an iPad is because my school lends them out for the school year.
ImtheChickenChaser 1 day ago
i want a foamy ring tone
nlw1000 2 days ago
lol pre-certified
xXnarachiXx 4 days ago
omg he just dropped that phone!!!! T-T y would he do something so horrible?!?!?!?! I love you all mighty ruler Foamy but y?!
TGKimphunter 4 days ago
@TGKimphunter Why wouldn't he?
Olliesama 4 days ago
i want a foamy ring tone......even if it will possibly get me killed.....
carnifexdemon 6 days ago
@carnifexdemon i got one...hasn't got my killed yet
afroblademaster 5 days ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
i love using classical music as my ringtones...
DETH19952 1 week ago
I have a step-dad.....
shadowzoroark123 1 week ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
I remember recording 1:19 and making it the ringtone for my dad's cell phone. It drove him nuts because he didn't know how do get rid of it.
Neverhoodian 1 week ago 3
ting tones ussually suck.i keep my phone an low and my alert sound for anything is just a low beep
ilovecoffeev 1 week ago in playlist foamy
Well now I know what to call my dad's girlfriend.
DemonSilverWolf 1 week ago in playlist Neurotically Yours: Foamy The Squirrel - Episodes 1 - 200
I have two Foamy ringtones that sound clearer than this video. He happens to say one of them in this one.
Sorinshuto 2 weeks ago
*Foamy
Dumb ass motherfucker...
tobythecool1 2 weeks ago
@tobythecool1 FUCK OFF!!!!!!
SerathGodOfRock 2 weeks ago
I use my Cell Phone for making calls and sending messages. Nothing more. Thats what phones were made for.
TheMacowacko 2 weeks ago
*Fomey
Shadowzsiin97 3 weeks ago
I recoreded romey saying that and set it xXD
Shadowzsiin97 3 weeks ago
lol the irony im watching this on my laptop while my dad looks for our car XD
Mattz511 4 weeks ago 2
i want a foamy the squirel ring-tone
1unownperson 1 month ago in playlist Más vídeos de jimathers 2
i think the foaminess is rubbing off on me,im getting angry over nothing now.
IronDBZ 1 month ago in playlist Foamy's Classic Rant Collab
I don't mind the new ringtones cause they can be more customized to the phone owners as well as making it easier to guess...nvt that waht caller id is called. also I think he should expand on some of these rants. like drugs he should rant how side effects are worse the the what is being treated.also rant how people don't turn their cell phones off when approppiate like church. out church has to inform us b4 mass, n then a moment later hear a cell phone ringing. something like that.
Purplelady0790 1 month ago
@Purplelady0790 He did have a rant about side-effects being worse than what's treated, and I think he did have a rant about cell phones in a theatre. He wouldn't do it on church, cause he doesn't care about church. I don't much care for it either
Athados1 1 month ago
hey Foamy I have one of your ringtones! It's a ringtone about drugs.
Repoopera13 1 month ago
Hehe. I have that ringtone. :)
japanskagome 1 month ago
Ah remember when "Till death do us part" was actually up held
CDWHPASE 1 month ago
Crazy Frog FTW. Ilike Crazy Frog and it's fun to listen to.
lautz73 1 month ago
Now, time for completely unrelated comment!
M.I.L.K.!
Megafail260 1 month ago
I WANT THAT RING TONE
aulilikiki 1 month ago
lol at the t mobile ad on and next to the video xD
kevindakameradude 1 month ago 2
I lose my car in the parking lot all the time. I try to park next to something or at the end of a line, but I still lose the damn thing.
rjtharp2 1 month ago
if i made a ring it would have a 6 sec time it would send all info about to a perverted websites
calebr699 1 month ago
I have a pretty good plan for my cell phone. It is $45 a months. Unlimited calling texting. I allso save some because I paid for the whole year.
danielabare86 1 month ago
"Hey, follow the sound of my voice and kill whoever's holding the phone."
TheRealThreeP 1 month ago
I have been saying this since this video first came out; I want that ringtone.
HOSER922 1 month ago
hahaha i love how the add next to this on my computer is a t-mobile ad. XD
loveupgrade 1 month ago
...i have 1:20 as my ringtone...and he's right...don't let it go past the first ring...
Spaz645 1 month ago
i'm watching this on my Samsung Galaxy Prevail by Boost Mobile. i have such a great plan! $50 free talking, free texting, free web, free email, free 411, and free picture messaging!
TimTheReaper 1 month ago
I find it funny/ironic that a cell phone a.d. is a pop up a.d./on the side of the video... lol
lender420 1 month ago
...certified pre-fucked...omfg...
TLIMalcom 2 months ago
Haha Actually, I got a used 2004 Pontiac Bonneville for $2,500 and it is in great shape. Funny thing about it, I have always noticed that I take better care of that old thing than what most people do with their brand spanking new cars.
Now for the phones, the thing that bugs me the most are when parents get their 10 year olds with cell-phones. I do not know why, but that just freaking annoys the piss out of me.
AggroVolken 2 months ago
@AggroVolken Because they're ten. Why the hell do they need phones?
sicksargent11 1 month ago
@sicksargent11 Exactly.
AggroVolken 1 month ago
my ringtone is by Foamy the Squirrel :D
HauntedWebby 2 months ago
i have his ringtone and love it
mellosgirlfriend 2 months ago
Foamy the Squirrel ring tones would be awesome. I would buy one or more.
BADBOYCH 2 months ago
Just for Foamy, it goes ring.
phonezoo(.)com/ringtone/30394431/phone(.)htm
TheCoolnerd95 2 months ago
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justjakk 2 months ago
Right im going to get a clip of foamy sayin "Hey follow the sound of my voice and kill who ever is holding the phone !" and then use it as my ringtone !
spadamon 3 months ago
Actually, I currently use the foamy ringtone. It's his "Brrrrrrrrrrrring" followed by "Hey, follow the sound of my voice...."
artistwithouttalent 3 months ago
lol pre fucked lol
Ultimatefanofmid 3 months ago
Following that logic, the white dress would be meaningless to most people these days. I like how he stated it in that tone. Also, Foamy, I didn't know you cared about those things.
ACEnBEAKY 3 months ago
Foamy speaks the truth like George Carlin.
iNvictaStudios 3 months ago 3
... So I want a foamy ringtone xD it's too funny.
CamiInc 3 months ago
not married but i have been pre fucked. lol
010sasori 3 months ago in playlist 3 Foamy the Squirrel 2
"Fallow the sound of my voice and kill whoever's holding the phone!"
got it! it is now my ringtone =D
afroblademaster 3 months ago
I like how they decided to put a T-Mobile ad next to it.
buckethead6787 3 months ago
white wedding dresses were original used as an economic statement
RaptorQueen 3 months ago
my mom is certified pre fucked but she only got married once o3o
laundry9870 3 months ago
I only tell people about my cell phone plan if they ask... I don't get people who just tell people out of the blue.
renoloverxoxo 3 months ago 10
Yes, she was certified pre fucked. XD
anorganoidnamednova 3 months ago
if I ever get a cell phone,I'm going to remember the words of Foamy. or at least try to
zeldafan900 3 months ago
someone that was pre-pregnated would more the valid description..
tyga42 3 months ago
Lol, pre-fucked.
ShyyPandaa 3 months ago 97
genius. especially the pre certified part. this i have to say is one of my favorite foamy rants!
penguino9 4 months ago
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I make sure i pick up my phone because i set it to the most obnoxious ringtone i could find.... "The most annoying sound in the world" From Dumb and Dumber
Link if you don't know what i'm talking about: /watch?v=YKAyhLtiKEA
hellbringer96 4 months ago
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hellbringer96 4 months ago
LOL...shot we go to walmart and always lose are car
Thayerman12 4 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
"if i made a ring tone it would sound like this, 'follow the sound of my voice and kill who ever's holding this phone.' I bet the owner of that phone wouldn't let it go past the first ring" i lol'd hard XD
turkanjd 4 months ago
To ensure to the world that people will never ignore your calls again. I have hacked the phone satelites and have added a frequencey that will cause them to be slightly explosive. The only ring tone EVER from now on will say: Self desruct in 3, 2, 1. If you do not answer, the frequencey will go and the cell will explode. Solving problems such as. :No you can't use my phone. Where did I leave my phone, and WHY WONT HE/SHE ANSWER!?
krymankry420rs 4 months ago
there is a website that has foamy ringtone
mastercheifslayer300 4 months ago
And if you have this knowledge of pre owned cars. the car company people give you shit about it
BlueRoseLeader 4 months ago
i made it a ring tone
258legolas 4 months ago
I actually want that Foamy ringtone. I hate it when my phone rings.
IHateHarunoSakura 4 months ago
owo foamy always makes such good points
RougeJonin 4 months ago
Restecpa, Foamy.
Y10NRDY 4 months ago
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Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's wife: She's certified pre-fucked.
MrJmd328 4 months ago
Certified Pre-fucked: The kind of words that should be written in a bible.
brainstorm623 4 months ago
my friend dave lol
DigitalGhost94 4 months ago
my rign tone is my irish buddy sayign "Pick up the F***ing Phone Now!"
CRossirun 4 months ago 79
@CRossirun LMAO i bet that is funny when your in a random public place and that plays!
wolfintheclouds 4 months ago
@wolfintheclouds it is
CRossirun 4 months ago
@CRossirun That's epic, bro.
BrigantiaRuneScape 2 months ago
@CRossirun
I wish I had an Irish friend to be my ringtone... >__>
StBoffers 2 months ago
I'd use that foamy ringtone.
Alexc3217 4 months ago
MUST!!!! HAVE!!!! FOAMY!!!! RINGTONE!!!!
SuperTwilightWolf 4 months ago
Well ive brought up this point (a little less vulgarly) and the returning fact is that if it breaks down within reasonable miles you get insurance. Sure they would raise the price but it's still less than the new sparkly one. And that brings another reason. Car freaking fax. It shows what had happend to the car and that is that
halotriggerhappy58 4 months ago
Divorce = Certified Pre-fucked.
WolvenCheiftan1993 4 months ago
That black woman in the fasion scholl ad is hot as fuck lol, ps foamy is great.
ProfessorClad 4 months ago
I remember when this toon was first released, it came with a ringtone. Which I still use.
yuriwriter 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA as im watching this video, there is a phone add at the bottom of the screen XD
MonsterXD36 5 months ago 3
fee kilnlg
ZombieJaidon 5 months ago
I still have this ringtone!!!
chaoticpix93 5 months ago
i barely use my phone except to keep incontact with my girlfriend n my parents ill text friends to get online n chat n thats all ill put my favorite game tones for it because the preprogamed one suck n i refuse to pay for another
Mrshadowmind14 5 months ago
FUCK CELL PHONES!!! I got rid of mine.
DibbehFan13 5 months ago
This guy has amazing points
Ace28694 5 months ago
Certified pre-fucked!
shamelesslover89 5 months ago
I love foamy he's great my ring tone is the puppet laugh from the saw movies lol
buscuitninja 5 months ago
I want foamy's ringtone!
DeathsWill228 5 months ago
@DeathsWill228 I don't know if it's still there but it used to be on the foamy website.
chaoticpix93 5 months ago
lool.
xxELFOXYxx 5 months ago
thank god for vibrate
imissyoucupcake1 5 months ago
Certified pre-fucked, that is fucking genious!
Nick1120NR2003 5 months ago in playlist FOAMY THE SQUIRREL!!!!!!! 4
I hate ring tones, mine is on vibrate.
JSmiles8 5 months ago
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UMagnus2010 5 months ago
certified pre-fucked.
LOL
jdmartin3333 5 months ago 3
I love the "old phone" ringtone for iPhone. Sounds just like one. Fuck music ringtones, though.
TronPachioftheDynamo 5 months ago
when i watch foamy im normally on facebook i get a message but i dont want to miss watching foamy although he does nothing WTF!! haha
vipersrock123 5 months ago
mines on vibrate unless i need the alarm
vipersrock123 5 months ago
Jonathan should do stand up on comedy central. XD
TheJagerwalk 5 months ago
i want divorce papers to say that
fin101m 5 months ago 5
Is this for real? I'm watching the rant and a BlackBerry ad pops up....
hedgehoundable 5 months ago 4
fuck free weekend mins go with unlimited mins text and everything else
unholyzombiez 5 months ago
ironic how i still hav the riiiiinnnggg riiinngggg tone and everyones annoyed by it but when someones phone starts singing written in the stars everyone starts tapping there foot. i hate people
334Maplestory 5 months ago
I love how I am watching this video. And I see a sprint phone plan advertisement on the side.
juliachu89 5 months ago 2
@juliachu89 Ha yeah,I looked over after I read your comment and saw an HTC phone ad for At&t.
div1scary1 5 months ago
I love foamy, but he obviously doesn't understand that there is actually a difference between "used" cars and "certified pre-owned" cars.
EvulAtreyuGrl 5 months ago
I misplace my car all the time! I'm worse than an old person.
Justinfh2point0 5 months ago
I'm always misplacing my car. I'm worse than an old person.
Justinfh2point0 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you want the Foamy Ringtone! lol!!!!!!
VashWolfwood1 5 months ago
i work at walmart as a cart pusher, so im outside all day and on a regular bases i hear "i lost my car" and people walk up and down the parking lot like three times before finding it.
mynerdylove 5 months ago
i wont that ring tone
mrjimmythebean 5 months ago
Certified pre-fucked hahaha ! Fucking genious !
horseyfluff234 6 months ago 3
i leave my cell on vibrate al the time im sick nd fucking tired of walking in2 the store nd im in a isle with some other ppl when all of a sudden u hear some fucking bull shit tat sounds like a damn person beatboxing or even some1 screaming in2 the phone it just pisses me off i say leave it on vibrate so its the only ringtone it has!!!
Itachiknight 6 months ago
How do you really pay so much for a used car??? There almost as expensive as a new car and they run like shit but sure I'll buy it :D
Droplich1993 6 months ago
Certified Pre-Fucked
My God that term is awesome.....
zephyross316 6 months ago 3
I keep my phone on vibrate, but when I put it on a regular BRBRBRBRBRBRBRB ring at night in case of emergencies. Thank god, there are hardly ever emergencies. :)
KaedeIzume 6 months ago
the "Certified Pre-F*cked" killed me XD
odilita88 6 months ago 3
I held my phone up to the speaker and recorded that Foamy Ringtone :3
InuyashaFanatic13 6 months ago in playlist All Foamy in Order 2
Lol, certified pre F*cked. Classic. Foamy FTW!
Kanam92 6 months ago 4
foamy should do a rant about people who talk about themselves in third person... those people really piss me off
ella6713 6 months ago
man i hear the "i forgot where i parked" like a million times at my job at walmart i keep thinking of this
mynerdylove 6 months ago
I have the ringtone he said he'd make :) Follow the sound of my voice and kill who ever is holding the phone :)
FiveSpeedSpectra 6 months ago
Well... She's not divorced she's certified pre-Fucked - wwwwiiiinnnn xD
MultiMarvin1991 6 months ago
I live across the street from a car lot and they have the "Certified Pre-Owned" and I just giggle every time I see it. I had the stupid random beat from my phone, but after listening to this I realized he's right and I actually found a regular ring to put on the phone and use it now.
dwermes 6 months ago
HEy! Follow the sound of my voice and kill whoever's holding the phone.
Hahahahahaha Nice One XD
RyanXtreme05 6 months ago
Certified Pre-Fucked = win XD
Roseanna200 6 months ago 5
certified pre-owned DOES have a place in the car world, just not the way it's currently used. In my eyes, a certified pre-owned car is a car up to 20 years old that was driven less than 2,000 miles a year, has under 40,000 miles (if older than 5 years), and generally looks like it left the factory floor only a few days before. These cars are rare and usually owned by collectors.
Z34teen 6 months ago
@Z34teen ha ha no shit, a car that fits that description is rare! LOL
paulspydar 6 months ago
@paulspydar true. I was making a point though.
Z34teen 6 months ago
@Z34teen me too! what a coincidence..... :-)
paulspydar 6 months ago
if you dont think this shit is funny. you must be certified pre fucked
MrLeadfoot01 6 months ago 4
I was never really able to relate to this until recently when in my Japanese class, everyone started talking about their cell phone plans and I'm thinking to myself, "Who...the fuck...cares?!" It all just seems like a waste of money to pay so much money for things on your phone that you don't even need. Especially if you're a university student and have to pay for your cell phone bill yourself. :P
ToviaPicoru 6 months ago
I'm gonna make a ringtone out of this
jameslwilber 6 months ago
The Sunlight Hurts My Eyes
KillaGamer09 6 months ago
LOL certified pre fucked.... I should call my mom that xD
zodiac868 6 months ago 45
just found a very cool mini cell phone jammer.
google :- yapper zapper phone jammer
irishgeoff1 6 months ago
My fones always on silent but even so I want foamy as my text ringtone.
TheTelenation 6 months ago
I use the ring ring ringtone and people say im boreing screw them its better the any of the crap blasting out of their phones
TheMalindamusic 6 months ago
Certified pre-fucked... Makes sence...
NikolaSilvers 6 months ago
Foamy is my ringtone XD
Marix2Rinku 6 months ago
i want that ringtone ....really no shit...
parabellum1130 6 months ago 4
i would like the foamy ringtone
amxeproduction 6 months ago
got tht on the virizon website when i was looking for an iphone
thedoomknight34 6 months ago
I love my yapper zapper cell phone jammer
google:- yapper zapper
irishgeoff1 7 months ago
When I watched this, right next to it was a car rental ad, makes you think.
mrsanimelover79 7 months ago
Always on vibrate. Unless I have an alarm.
Gleethewolfess 7 months ago
shes certified pre fucked
UltimateBroadcaster 7 months ago
anyone else have foamy ringtones?
xplayz 7 months ago
If I ever hear of a Justin Bieber ring tone, somebody's losing their head.
starheart49 7 months ago
@starheart49 i shall join you in their beheading
shaarauzumaki 7 months ago
"Well then, if all this is free, why are you paying $70 a month for it??" True!
dwermes 7 months ago
Lol certified pre fucked got me
keatonguy 7 months ago
..sometimes I forget where my car's parked.. then I remember that I don't have one.
raineeenoel 7 months ago
LMAO! she not divorced she certified pre fucked! XD
13emofoxes 7 months ago 65
i have foamys ringtone its free on phonezoo
jaleanlive 7 months ago
"certified pre-fucked!"
8D
Aznighast 7 months ago
i had a foamy ringtone i swear i almost got killed NO JOKE the hey follow the sound of my voice one it was scary
laundry9870 7 months ago
I don't have a ringtone, my cell is just set on molest.
Zdude13579 7 months ago
Foamy loved George Carlin as much as me.
Gotta love the Carlinisms
Go Foamy, & carry the torch for new generations.
TigerLikesTail 7 months ago
I agree with ringtones. My phone really is just the old fashioned ring tone, and I have a fucking iPhone. Just a simple ring, that's all it does.
vikes4life0 7 months ago
Certified Pre-fucked lol
Silverwolf26100 7 months ago
I assume someone has ripped the audio and made that ringtone?
ChortortleC 7 months ago
like this if you really have the ringtone foamy said
ILoveWarriorBooks 7 months ago
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I think some cell phone users are a pain:) That why I have a cool cell phone jammer.
google :- Yapper Zapper
irishgeoff1 7 months ago
Fuck ringtones all together. My phone's set on vibrate.
KursedLife 7 months ago 175
@KursedLife i usualy have foamy as my ringtone. every call spews logic =D
Dragoseye 6 months ago
@KursedLife Aren't you a naughty boy/girl
NexusDarkworld338 6 months ago
@KursedLife just great to shuv it up your ass
pokedigimonnerd 6 months ago
@KursedLife yea mine never leaves vibrate or silent
Kornzz2222 5 months ago
@KursedLife Agreed. My phone is always on vibe