Vic and Bob - Masterchef

[1979davewild]

Wow! i remember this when it came out and its just as funny now!

[TheFakeyCakeMaker]

Hello. Have you got time for me?

[MockBlue]

This has to be their best sketch... total genius!!

[MatthiasAletharch]

A pallid, mutated, biomechanical, floating, clanging Lloyd Grossman and contestants serving up their own clothes and body parts (and Jesus!) as food. I think the reason this is so funny is because it's also really, really scary.

[BubbleBobble1996]

Vic and Bob are just the best!

[shadowsteve68]

Classic!

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[TheArsebiscuits]

Is the woman uncle peter?

[killymckillkill]

@TheArsebiscuits auntie peter maybe. she doesn't say donkeys much.

[maxinebendix]

@TheArsebiscuits the woman is Morwenna Banks



[Phobosdeimos1]

Haha i love when he saua hello

[bentallman77]

The first time I saw this I was on acid, and nearly shat myself.

[astroboirap]

lol british comedy at its finest

[schmerzSchacht]

Is it Matt Lucas?

[CharlieHuang]

@schmerzSchacht Yep, it's Matt Lucas. 

[mrmattJingo]

@schmerzSchacht yep :)

[brandt19699]

YEAH the 'float walking', genius ! first time i saw this i literally couldn't breathe .So bloody creepy but so bloody funny at the same time.

[harrietw93]

Christ this used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid.

[livy721]

I love this

[MrMankoot]

Dishlicious.



[crazycroft32]

well ive just cojitated

[SuperMrBod]

The floaty walk scares the living shit out of me every time although diluted with tears of laughter

[benomac13]

Ohmygodjackiedotcom

[KlaxonCow]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

[fairfield101]

Hysterical, I often wonder how vic & bob would go over in the states, do they get it? Have they even heard of them?

[vanillaorchid]

Just search for Loyd Grossman, you'll soon see Vic was eerily accurate.

[FreakinSweet86]

I had a friend in college who wore winkle pickers and I always referred to this sketch, Much hilarity ensued

[RegorTtenneb]

pure mind fuck

[LilPorcelynDoll]

This is the most scary yet hilarious thing I've ever seen.

[Oli3TB76]

Its the demonic bells as well LMAO

[keshihead85]

and to think, mortimer was a solicter before he met reeves. left work one day and never went back haha, i am so glad he did and the legend was born

[GreenRupee]

let's take a sluh-ice

[biopsychosocio]

Hahahahaha the trousers and socks! This has to be drug induced?????

[TheRockstall]

I cannot tell you how much I love this sketch! I must have watched this a thousand times and I still cry with laughter

[jacklovesmanutd]

I don't get it ? Who's the guy with the big head supposed to be mocking ?

[indiana1977]

@jacklovesmanutd Loyd Grossman. I guess this version of Masterchef ended in 2000, which means that if you're under 20, you might not remember it too well. Now I feel old....

[lordilujah]

@jacklovesmanutd lloyd grossman

[indiana1977]

Utterly brilliant. Having Grossman float around is pure genius.

[MegaWayneD]

I love the fact that the woman in the red kitchen (Morwenna Banks) now does the voice to Peppa Pig's Mother! If only my 3 year old knew what Mummy Pig was REALLY like.....

[zarkbot88]

Oh, Vic & Bob, why couldn't you have been broadcasted here in America instead of those asswipes like Gervais, Laurie, etc.

[Karmoon7]

@zarkbot88

Sadly, it's pretty niche even by British standards :(

The only things that get exported are generally the popular and shit stuff.

Sorry 'bout that :(

[gomptwoky]

only in england XD

[stevemonkey78]

well i just cargitated

[DLPBurke]

Didn't find this funny at all tbh :P

[someonecalledlaura]

@DLPBurke If you don't find this funny, you have no sense of humour at all.

[Durbot999]

absolutely dish-lish-us

[bipolarman001]

Funny as fuck but anyone else notice a hint of illuminati symbolism in the background?

[feline1973]

And I did NOT make you're stupid dinner cry, OK??

[feline1973]

When this was first broadcast in 1995 I literally nearly DIED laughing. mmmm. let's take a slice!!

[PurpleMudkip]

This is just brilliant.

[Morg211]

Think I wee'd when watching this

[KeTeVemCovers]

"Cake and shoe, its a shoe cake, cake like a shoe, a shoe cake, cake and shoe" xD

[phatlip2]

Does anyone know who plays the earless women?

[AllYouCanRapeBuffet]

@phatlip2 Morwenna Banks, yo'!

[phatlip2]

@AllYouCanRapeBuffet coolio

[weavehole]

Is that Dobbie's demented Aunt?

[toddster87]

surely this is the best thing ever, of all time.

[JamLawlipop]

@toddster87 Couldn't agree more. This is just insanely funny.

[kendalino96]

You're a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for youuuu ;D

[Phyllisb78]

aha! A young Matt Lucas!

[Aireysghost1]

This is initially a very funny and weird sketch, but watch it again and it seems to have some very dark metaphysical masonic sybolism woven in to it, whether this is intentional on the part of Moir and Mortimer is debatable, A floating jewish guy judging a deranged English woman called Baptiste and her image of jesus made of eggs and pork poking it's eyes and then denying it? and then strange homosexual undertones with the toffs serving up an arse.strange indeed.

[gavinlh5767]

@Aireysghost1 Stick the recipe at least or stay up in a tree!

[mepsib]

I think this is where Buffy got the idea for the silent episode.

[aahmm]

In your restrlaaauhlast week

[paddycampbell84]

What a cheek! LMAO!

[DaveyKrechtner]

The bells, the bells.....genius!

[FooFighterBiffyClyro]

Do I spot Boris Johnson as one of the chefs?

[Punza77]

"Lucas you're just a fakey cake maker and I ain’t got time for you-ooooo"

One the best Vic and Bob scenes ever, cracks me up every time.

[rayblack2004]

Clive Barker's masterchef lol

[jamierourketen]

lucas is speeding out his tits!

[DaveyKrechtner]

The funniest, scariest, weirdest, genius comedy ever! Just love the bells as he floats in the air!

[someonecalledlaura]

The way he floats over, pmsl.

[ListenHereMuskateer]

love it!

[pigeonshouse]

Weeelcome to Mooorstersheef!

Matt Lucas and Charlie Higson as the second contestant I believe....?

[gorgolyt]

a floating cutlery-fingered forehead is the funniest thing i've ever seen and i have no idea why

[AdderSIG]

@gorgolyt Add the fact Lloyd Grossman actually talks like that.

[Cerberus221]

Whhhhattttt a cheeeeeek.....^^

[RhodesidesReviews]

nightmares

[bella6082]

this has got to be the best sketch of all time! every detail is pmsl worthy lololol

[bluegrasslass]

That's Morwenna Banks as the Jesus-freak woman

[666mattrocks666]

Ahhhhh no it cut the ending it's the best bit hahaha ! he floats after him and tries to eat him haha

[playgirlc]

lol "well i've just cogitated", lmfao

[vanillaorchid]

Vic and Bob at their best.

[eatsshootsandleaves7]

If only Australian Masterchef was this entertaining.

[MrBubbles2K10]

SURREAL...

[ArtieBoy1980]

Bob looks like Raoul Moat's uncle in this, with the snub nose and double height moustache.

[wistow1]

This is brilliant. Intensely disturbing.

[illelephant]

pure genius

[natmanprime]

I remember this back in the day

it was amazing then

not anymore though (un) funnily enough

funny how comedy works

[TokyoXplorer]

Does this mean to say that I ate a pair of trousers in your reeeeestaaaaurraaannn last week?

[suziemcwrong]

LUCAS! You're just a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for you-hoooooo

[SkodaMart]

Surreal.

[lordilujah]

loool

[myvirginkitchen]

HAHA Brilliant!

[bobbyshanksjnr]

does anyone know which episode this is please? i saw the whole thing the other day and was in tears, i have to show my mates!

[AndyTheNihil]

roflmfao

this is UNREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JohnnyTheWolfLupino]

You fakey cake maker!!!

[jmzoakley]

It's a shoe cake. Cake like a shoe. Cakey shoe. Shoe cake.

[2001starman]

It's a shoe!

[rockchick80s]

Can still rememer the first time I saw this on TV - Nearly passed out laughing. LOL

[riddimshakk]

Priceless. The best of british in a bag !

[acidarrow]

ace! I remember cracking up at this when it first came out. The floating walk is genius I think.

[degsolegso]

Absolutley fabtastic! Cheers Dino lah.

[davidbowe]

funny as fuck,lol.

[tkrypton]

I've just cogitated!!!

[MadcapMan]

I rather think it is sah!

[Spraycando]

Surreal as F that....

[WaldronicTomotron]

0:28 The first time i ever saw it I literally couldn't stop laughing.

You're just a fakey cake maker an I aint got time for youhuuuuuu.

[englishguy2005]

I love the bell sound when he floats!

[Misterb0z]

He didn't notice you were sleeping with him?

[xxcutiecatxx]

wow thats old- prefer the new masterchef waaay more!!

[Pluis1970]

Did I forget my medication or is this clip really real?

Lloyd Grossman... EWW!

[Nyirmachabelli]

hahaha, he reminds me of tim gunn :D

[bumboyish]

never fails to make me laugh

[MrMilkyman88]

"your just a fake cake maker, and i ain't got time for you-ooooooo"

[captcheesy]

This is classic

[34woody34]

Love it. So random it reminds me a bit of Bo' Selecta. A silly face mask and just generally silly behaviour. 10/10

[ldm88]

it's cake-a-shoe, its a shoe cake, cake like a shoe, shoe cake

[boydegg]

Scary!

Imagine being pursued by this floating Lloyd Grossman through a deserted hospital at night time.

[dylanwildlevel]

Ha ha! That's even scarier than my "Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and Ronald McDonald is stood at the foot of your bed, staring down at you, and he's not smiling" scenario.

[thestockingslady]

I agree. This Masterchef clip is really quite sinister. I absolultey love Morwenna Banks as Jill Baptiste, the axe-wielding self-ear-chopper-offer. JEEEEEE-ZUS!

[lycanwichmark21]

@boydegg that could quite possible be the most horrifying image that i've ever imagined...but you can't help but lve these two no matter how weird they get...XD

[PeterOwen88]

@boydegg haha made me laugh that

[Talkinheid22]

I rather think it is Sir.

[johnnypocketrocket]

Has my tea been druged again.Cake like a shoe.

[spartan2549]

Total madness I love it still as good as it was first time round.

[TheLollipop911]

Hilarious

[nealex]

starring a young matt lucas

[cariad81]

and Charlie Higgson!

[linghamtheone]

this is creepy :-S

[RogerHoare]

This is maybe the best single sketch they did . . . one of the best of the 1990s in my not-so-humble opinion. But their version of Food & Drink kicks surrealist ass too.

[Mrjenshusband]

He does lloyd grossman better than lloyd grossman ;-).

[bluewhiting]

The opening sold it for me. Not enough surreal humor about these days.

[Dansonism]

Dishlishious

[phatman52]

not as scary as i remember

[Lewislabour]

I've never forgotten about this. It's haunted me for years. Hillarious.

[psychosean7]

well, iv just codgitated.

[mortensubi]

when i first saw this about ten years ago i almost fell of the settee laughing...one of the funniest clips of all time

[PrawnToucher]

jesus...id forgotten how sinister this was! the bell tolling as lloydd Grossman walks...Vic and Bob were geniuses

[CmdXCmdV]

Brilliant. What episode of 'The Smell of...' is this from please?

[FreakinSweet86]

You're a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for you-hoo!

[potatosurfer]

LUcky Calvin harris faved this vid

[Bex27193]

Wtf lmao

[hawtinandclarke]

one of the darkest ones ive seenfrom vic and bob. Its actually quite disturbing when Lloyd is floating across the room, kinda reminds me of the cenobites from hellraiser for some reason

[agghtee]

Who added the "laff track"? It detracts from one of the funniest / scary as hell Vic n" Bob sketches. Well that or I've just sacrificed my ears to JESUS

[stoptalkingbollocks]

It's a live audience.

[4briliantminds]

u didn't show the bit at the end where lyod starts to eat that guy! but this is an amazing clip even without that bit.

[youngy1]

thts what im askn, i want to see th woman chop her hand off and grossman chase the posh bloke

[youngy1]

wheres th last bit?

[youngy1]

i did not make your stupid dinner cry

[AdolfsTeste]

I Love This sketch , maybe the best , from Vic & Bob

[ultrasonic55]

Wow, its like a surreal dream crossed with Alice in Wonderland.

[edinburghmike]

Decidedly surreal and eccentric, but that's the hallmark of Vic and Bob's marvellous humour !

[rockchick80s]

This Clip popped back into my head because of The ongoing controversay in the Press Re - Van Goghs Ear being hacked off by Guagain. Bloody Hillarious Stuff. lol

[Kevster1993]

I just Spat out saliva laughing, and the great thing is, im in a libary! And the woman is coming over so seeeyssad

[SilverArse]

I remember when Richard and Judy showed this clip to the real presenter. He hadn't seen it before so he was as joyous and horrified as the rest of us.

[flymajj]

I'd love to see that!

[sidthesquid74]

Hey it's Charlie Higson at 2:20 right before Fast Show fame :o)

[sidthesquid74]

Hey it's Charlie Higson at 2:20!!

[rockchick80s]

Sent this to a Friend of mine who is a bit of a Chef - absolutely creased myself laughing.

[OptimumReleasing]

"This is great, but I'm looking for the real Masterchef episodes" Ha ha ha, that's made me laugh more than the Vic and Bob sketch!

[dimebagman08]

ahhh

i remeber watching the real materchef when i was like 2

this cracks me up

[FabricatedDreams98]

So funny, but quite disturbing at the same time.

[JamesAOK]

'you're a fakey cake maker and i ain't got time for you-ooooooo!'

[COD9280SAM]

this is great but im trying to find an orginal masterchef episode, its one a few things a remember from being a kid in the 90's. does anyone know where i could find one?

[zangerbone]

when he started floating i nearly died haha!!

[shplendid]

I would love to see the outtakes of this, especially as Matt Lucas has reputation for cracking up in scenes ( see Catterick outtakes)

[AdaKensington]

What a cheek! XD

[Trannyfucker]

shoe for a cake?xx

[SLinKY280]

Brilliant series and some great chefs. The program is totally spoilt by that AWFUL woman narrator. Her voice is terrrible. They should get rid of her and get someone a lot less drowsy.

[danieldorrington]

i remember this freakin me out at 5 lol

[translucentair]

Christ on a bike, why don't I remember this.

[therealcaldini]

Chaysus!

[sabakyuugaara]

"And I did not just make your stupid dish cry!"

XD

A cake like a shoe