BTL42: YouTube Dating Agency

[TheFinalVampireKing1]

i am a anime fan i have had the hardest time finding a wife i challege you to find me one!!!!! please

[ScaredCivilian]

Yikes!

[scott93257]

Dump the dude...He is a stupid loser... At least find someone on your same level of intellect.. This guy's a moron of morons... I wish I had a girl like you... I would not expect you to stay home, stay barefoot and pregnant, You are a human being who has your own life...Dump this scum bag

[aroccop]

you are so cute girl! pm me

[Boy192]

Jeez, that was awkward...

[mrwhippy45]

that children is what we call a couple of butt fucked retards.

[Mitche23]

They are cute in a creepy kinda way :)

[twlthteg]

Ah, where would the internet be without boneheaded Yanks? A poorer place perhaps?

[xBloodXGusherx]

What the fuck is wrong with the bitch? She cant sit still. Crack pipe

[realisticdlusion]

i think i love this girl talking!!!!

[johndivy]

Their children would have horrendously huge eyes.

[EmpiricalAlpha]

The point of rights to the right to choose. So if she wants that life thats cool for her. I don't think she should be sterilized for it. :/

[BanHan]

10 children!? Jesus christ. We need to get her tubes tied!

[Boy192]

@BanHan She's already had her YouTubes tied, because of her insufferable stupidity.

[johnwilsonriley]

I miss Kassie's Vids! Didn't agree with her at times but she was fun to to listen to!

[Cihl280777]

Women are best at cooking and cleaning eh?

All of the best cooks in the world are men.

So there. :-)

(just kidding. everyone should be able to do whatever they want.)

[CowboyBebop444]

i followed these peoples vids...and this is friggin hilarious

[LenUU]

I couldn't hear what was being said because the background music was too loud.

[Naked4Jesus]

A match made in heaven!  LOL!

[ergonomover]

LOL! If he sees this, I'm sure his warrior sperm will be standing at attention, waiting to leap into the breach, the thick-and-thin, all that stuff. Make a real woman out of her!

[SmoothInstigator]

Spurrrrrrrrmmm.

[Andyrude666]

Awsome video, this is laugh out loud stuff. 2 out dated old fashioned peas in a pod, there made for each other. I could forgive pensioners for thinking like this but its tragic people there age cant pull themselves into the 21st century.

[johnwilsonriley]

I just wanna know who's gonna clean the house?

[takotheoktopus]

KassieDill2, please for humanity sake don't breed!

[ndoublea05]

That brought a tear to my eye.

[lemmingofthebda]

These people are making me feel like I have small eyes... Surely you edited them, they're MASSIVE!

[MrSuperpat]

lollll! nough said.

[stephicathemighty]

This is especially apt, as it would seem Ravengaige actually does want Kassie's stinkhold (as he calls it).

[jupy921]

Oh my gosh that was funny. Perfect matchmaking. Five stars.

[chingongil]

ravengaigesmith has big ass eyes!!

[bowlsallbroken]

Fuckin' alien hybrid.

[chingongil]

motherfucker should consider wearing sunglasses. ugly ass mofo.

[GodsKrazyWoodsODoubt]

Excellent. Thought you might appreciate my video, KassieDill2 Swallowed A Lot of Sperm at watch?v=rdu6bhwO0iA

[Resurrected06]

Hilarious! The song choice was epic, btw.

[ShallowBeThyGames]

Tip FUCKING Top ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Nevermind eHarmony... BTL you've hit the nail on the head.

Plus they both look like they've been kicked in the face.

[alowlyapprentice]

BTL42 you have great taste in music. ツ

[chingongil]

DUDE!!

[turtle2hug]

hahahahahaha Oh my gods that was hilarious!

[Tavereen]

They're perfect for each other. Both old fashioned, both useless to society, both dumb as rocks.

[TLSlayer]

SHES CHEATNG ON ME

the fucking scumbag bitch!

[ClickPanic]

KassieDill is my woman not his! He can kiss my ass that fagit doesnt even know abowt Catholic Jew!

[ticobassie]

Yep, op elk potje past een dekseltje.

[automaticSOM]

Barefoot, pregnant and making babies! she forgot the straight jacket that she would be wearing!

[BrightSocks]

What a TUNE! and yeah they are defo made for eachother hehe brilliant video :D much love

[KinesianMarch]

What!? Why... WHAT!? Why would you encourage these people to mate? And I don't mean "be friends" here. Have you seen "Idiocracy?" Well, the flick is pretty bad, but the first ten minutes are spot on! It's hard enough to vie against FOX and the idiot pulpit of popular opinion without helping them sling out some idiot spawn offspring.

What we need is an atheist or intelligence based dating site. Like if you check off "social liberal fiscal conservative" it politely denies your account. ;P

[Mephistophilus]

aww, they're so cute together.

[HonestDiscussioner]

Scary.

[ghostofdayinperson]

Yeah, this video ROCKS.

[bewarethelizards42]

Thank you! :D

[automaticSOM]

Something tells me that the resulting child would be a retarded ku klux klan member

[ROAtheist]

That's a pleonasm. It could also be an oxymoron, if you put the emphasis on "moron".

[automaticSOM]

I suppose it would be. LOL

[bladedaemon666]

this would be a nice test, i think their children would actually have a negative IQ.

[choirgrrl]

RGS3 is probably needing to wash his pants after seeing this. *gross!*

(Great vid, though! lol)

[SeventhCycle]

Wow, the antichrist is real after all, and these are his parents.

Thanks a lot for your dating service. We're all doomed now... Doooooomed!

[blurglide]

The sentiment was nice, lizards42, but when I think of those two breeding, and the litters of precious little results, I shudder.

[OnTheFritz602]

It rather reminds me of Cletus the slack jawed Yokel and Clan from The Simpsons!

[LogicalSanity]

They truly were made for each other. There must be a God!

[apolloxias]

There won't be any bed action until their married, you know. And after their honeymoon they'll divorce, because they'll have found out that they're both shit in bed. Funny how that abstinence thing works out, isn't it?

[Frieza1999]

Match made in heaven...Yes, heaven.

[TLSlayer]

he can have her,hahaha,i had my fun!

[DreamwaIker]

What if there's an odd number of people in the world? ;)

(sorry if someone already made this comment)

[RosieDesire]

Oh that was just beautiful!!!

[RedDharma]

GOLD

[DoomedEarth]

BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW

[mikebrandimarte]

lol

[MinervaInTheBrain]

Spandeau Ballet ftw

[corkbender]

Excellent juxtaposition on this! Although it's a frightening concept that these two should ever really hook up and reproduce.

[exacerbatedtaboo]

I enjoyed LittleTruckingBozo's response to that guy when he asked him. What if you were to have a daughter and one day your daughter asked you. Daddy. What am I here for. He said. Would you tell her she's here for cooking, cleaning, and pleasuring a man? I wonder what he would say in that situation.

[enhanceUK]

That was horrible! The concept not the video, that was hilarious :o)

[mobiltec]

Someone PLEASE do a parody about what the children of these two would be like....

[ReligiousWacko]

Cassie is a hermaprodite and I HAVE PROOF

[FaithAdeline]

Oh, lord. They're both idiots.

Loved the vid, made me laugh XD

[tylertastic]

Oh dear. She wants ten children. Its true when they say that the stupid breed more.

[saxmanchiro]

They are both so stupid. Unfortunately, their gametes probably work. If they ever meet up with the opposite sex and actually allow those gametes to fuse, the end of the world is certain. Mark my word. I am making a prophecy right here on YT. If anyone knows these two, please warn them to never copulate with the opposite sex. Same sex or other mammalian species would be ok.

[mobiltec]

@saxmanchiro Or even worse..... with each other... shudder....

[antiquelens]

hahaha this is so perfect

[Arikiel]

I truly hope neither of them breeds.

[anubis2814]

Cries! Why do the stupid breed so much!!!!

[itsmaxinthebox]

OMG this is hurting me. So much stupidity on one place... Fucking hilarious video BTL!

[TheAmishking]

Gotta love the Spandau Ballet and the guy's speech impediment.

"Can a woman go in the wook fose and wook? Yes." LOL

[Devlootion]

The children would have eyes of gargantuan proportions.

[a2zdiy]

Eeeeeeeew!

Either one of these people alone is enough to turn stomachs... put the two together in a video, and... the horror... the... horror...!

*pours mouthwash in eyes*

[rustyshackelford1980]

There is a god!

How else do we explain such a perfect pairing?

[simplic10]

Hah! Brilliant.

That guy is for real, eh? I don't know whether to laugh or go swallow bleach.

[TheSpankymonkey]

5 stars goes to el cupido ;-)

[DarkMatter2525]

bewarethecupid42

[ThePunkReturns]

Brilliant, simply brilliant :D

[thisis3d]

im going to follow kassiedill around with a wire coat hanger just so i can surprise abortion her any and every time she gets pregnant.

[SkyDoginthetube]

thisis3d

"wire coat hanger"

In any other case I'd think that was just fucked up! But in this case I think I'll make an acception.

It would have to be done.

For the good of us all, especially the kid!

[thisis3d]

well i could just use a shopvac with a narrow hose, but i would need a really long extension cord to ensure i could pounce at a moments notice

[Florence00pi]

omg lol, great vid, I love it ^^

[acidgawd999]

lololololol

you win over 9000 internets for making this

[SkyDoginthetube]

bewarethelizards42

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Can you imagine what would happen if those two had kids?

Don't encourage them.

Those two as parents!?

Think of the children!

If you make any more videos like this I'm reporting you to the NSPCC.

[thisis3d]

if they tried i would go to jail for multiple-homicide.

[papafox]

A skanker and a wanker... Perfect mix! :-D

[OminousVoice]

RavenGaigeSmith3 looks disturbingly like Liza Minelli

[saxmanchiro]

I think his mom must have binge drank while pregnant with this poor fellow. It looks to me like FAS. It would account for the face and the mental retardation. Just an observation. Very well could be congenital DNA damage during gestation.

[ThoughtfulAtheist]

lol awesome. I think they might actually see this and if possible, date as a result of your matchmaking services.

He, btw, clearly needs a woman to clean his house...what a pig sty!

[tattooskin72]

hehe, this must have been painful for you to make.

[apolloxias]

This is so wrong, and yet so right.

[johncrab67]

Great song.

A perfect 'Match-dot-com.'

Now, I believe in love again.

I'll cross my fingers for the hook-up.

Seriously it's a very funny video .

[djarm67]

lol

[AncientAtheist]

Brilliant!  You little Shadchan!

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Did he say he "bereaves?"

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Thanks for the laugh! I needed it.

[WayOfTheBastard]

Funny, I think watching that many of their videos might be bad for your health. I have never seen that guy before, but he is beyond frightening in just appearance. Like he looks like a frogman.

[sp4zzer]

This is too awesome! I had to write a keyword to write the previeos comment, and the keyword i got was "cooking"

[sp4zzer]

I dont know about the cookign and cleaning, but I'm quite sure you would be much better then me carriying a baby, BTL...

[MoreSciFiThanScience]

Jerry....Jerry...Jerry.....Jer­ry

[stealthbadger]

@MoreSciFiThanScience: I nominate this comment for Best In Thread.

[melwap]

Hahahahaha! A psycho meets a psycho, what a great psycho wedding we'll will have in a psycho church :O

[stealthbadger]

@melwap It will be like a wedding reception at the Rainbow Bar & Grill in Hollywood! :D

[Xul]

That poor idiot seems to be intimidated by the sperm-lady's teasing ... ;)

Great vid ...

[DavidJohnWellman]

Classic. Wonderful. Brava. :-D

[TheUltimateNihilist]

BTL - GREAT SONG!!!

[bewarethelizards42]

You are not wrong Mr MouseHusic ;)

[Dentarthurdent54]

1) BAHAHAHAHA!!! XD This was great! Thank you!

2) See?? If Kassie friggin' Dill has someone perfect for her, you must too! :D

[bewarethelizards42]

Yeah Dent, somewhere out there is a tall, nice faced, atheist who isnt a git.. if only I could find him! ;)

Glad you liked the video pet :D

[EndOfDays311]

whats a git"?

[aMulliganStew]

Sorry. I agree with G.O.D. Kassie Dill MUST NOT reproduce.

[papafox]

Not a problem. Between those two, their offspring wouldn't have the brains to breathe.

[itsbizbuz]

Those two are the products of billions of years of evolution gone wrong.

[papafox]

Well, somebody has to be at the bottom of the bell curve. :-)

[OnTheFritz602]

LMAO!

Why is it that the intellectually stunted tend to reproduce like rabbits?

I shudder to think about the *litter* these two would wind up with!

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

@OnTheFritz602 Because the auto industry needs more crash dummies?

[freethinker3161]

this was so fucking great, i love Spandu Ballet. good job hun. cheers.

[christopher81818]

Oh man! I love this song! Ah the 80's simpler times. :)

[FlyingMonkey1223]

A match made in Heaven by two handicapped angels, or not!

[stotlex]

WIN!

[DeusMortemEst]

Kassiedill2 reminds me a horribly lot of Ann Coulter, which again is the only woman I find less attractive than Maggie Thatcher. That sais it all, really.

[agnosticman77]

Kassie has to be a poe, she has to!

[CuriousMoth]

A woman's place is wherever she wants to be. Nuff said :3

[grumpychuck]

What a GREAT video!!!!

[christinepeace]

I know this is an old one but did their parents have any children that lived?

Cheers Christine

[gothatfunk]

hey BTL, were you aware of this:

watch?v=MuxXI48YeoU

??

[bewarethelizards42]

Er, no.. how odd ;)  That's my video! lol

[MrUnscientific]

Top class!

The image of those two AND Tony Hadley in one head at the same time.......I think I'll have a late dinner tonight.

[ramette99]

That was brilliant!

[leusch13]

another awesome vid, hilarious

[mma171]

I don't know. Both are dumb as stumps but at least KassieDill2 is physically attractive. RavenGaigeSmith3 looks like something that crawled out of a cave.

[rednecktrucker1969]

I think a black hole would open if those two got together.

[1140Cecile]

It is interesting to ponder when susceptibility to religious belief will finally go extinct in the human species.

Which of the following dates do you think will be closest to the extinction?

2100

2300

2500

Later than 2500

Never

[bobble12221]

Probably around 2500. Pure speculation though.

It's perfectly possible it'll be around forever. Especially with the Catholic church still preaching the "dangers" of condoms.

[Zephemus]

Fucking lol to the n^th degree!!! :D

[Edella]

Well, it may border on unethical, but I know someone who can spay the young lass cheaply. Can't have her raising pups. As for the male, a few beers and a rubber-band and he won't know what hit him. I'll do it myself. My free gift to the world. :)

[yeahwotevaman]

No! Waddaya doin? Trying to help them multiply!?

[Vogter2100]

A match made in hell.. ?

[zombiesmasher]

If I think hard enough, I can make their heads explode.

[musicgeniusno1]

LOL. Nicely done BTL ;) Sweet editing there too.

[Mythification]

Hahahaha great video!!! :D

[thedarkmoonmidnight]

lmao, these .two are insane. And he must not know me, cause I burn water, muahahahaha. Great Job on the vid, it was hilarious, 5*s and faved

[Martyj2009]

Me next? I'd prefer people less crazy.

[74dorado]

...can you feel the love...

now let's invite GGGG4 for their godfather

[nutsinthecoco]

perfect match

but wait

that is kinda scary

hahaha

great vid!

[bossman103]

BTL I think ur grea but please dont encourage these two to procreate the human species is enough trouble as it is

[chaoszieg]

Oh this guy just pisses me off. Fuck you up the ass buddy!

A man's only job is to please his woman ;)

[fulekkei]

omg

absolutely hilarious

extremely creative

twenty stars and favorited

[SpiritKeeper]

rofl

i remember considering this very proposition. Their progeny would be the start of a new, kinda weak chinned, master race!

Excellent work! XD

[geffel]

Assuming these two got together, I doubt there would be any pwocweation going on. WavengaigeSmwiff is clearly the type to pwematurely ejaculate. Indeed, he's pwobwee alweady shot his bolt at the vewy thought of getting together with his perfect woman, Kassiedildo.

"Woho!"

[EpifanesEuergetes]

I appreciate the sacrifices you make to construct these videos. If I attempted to watch four videos by those two I'd probably gauge my eyes out before finishing.

[PT109Boat]

Ahhh, I can see the white picket fence in front of their trailer, while the whole family goes to church before heading to the next NASCAR race.

Little kassie playing with a loaded .45mm and a "Palin for Pres" bumper sticker near the Confederate Flag on the back of the pick up.

[bewarethelizards42]

Thank you VVV! They are perfect for each other.. makes me quite emotional it does.. ;)

[Raphael2885]

haha this made me lol cause all i thoguht about was steve buschemi singing this song at the end of "the wedding singer"

[ItsDaSuperFly]

I see the beginning of a beautiful relationship

Spandau Ballet...that was Epic for this

[bewarethelizards42]

*grin* Thank you Superfly! I love this tune, it just seemed to fit so well... ;)

[thejohnsmith]

Do you get the feeling that RavenGaigeSmith3 is sweet on KassieDill2? You just know he's got some fucked up ad on Craigslist.

[bewarethelizards42]

I would love to read that Craigslist advert.. ;)

[thejohnsmith]

Judging by Nykytyne2 video on Craigslist... you know it's going to be freaky. But it would have to be at KassieDill2's place as i'm sure RavenGaigeSmith3 still ives with his mum,

[gothatfunk]

damn you! i had almost the exact same idea.....

[dannypantsgm]

Hahaha! She deserves no less.

[777jezuzfreek777]

Well, if she is single she can PM me. She is perfect for me :)

We will marry in a coffeeshop :)

[REBMike1]

A match made in heaven or hell. I can't make my mind up.