"i have a magical elf called mr suity package who fucking appears every time i need to go traveling & grants me the magical wish of packing my suitcase & even folds them into the crotch of all my fucking undies" LMFAOO
the funnniest thing ever lol i ahve a mate that looks just like this guy an he is undoubtedly destined to be a pedohile lol i just thought i should share that with yus
Perhaps with your seemingly amazing grasp of the english language you have yet to master the art of the correct use of sarcasm yourself. So lets just leave the comments section of this great video alone shall we.
How about your understanding of the English language? You ask me a question and then don't end the sentence with a question mark you illiterate son of a bitch.
"Hours" spell checking? I spent "hours" in school paying attention you stupid fuck wad. You've spent your whole life looking stupid. If I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head.
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It seems to me that you skipped science class, because shit comes from the anus. Also it doesn't make a difference whether you spend hours paying attention in school, you can still be a dumbass
my mate allan bump thomas would rip choppers fucking head off with his bare hands,bump was trained to fight by big bonesy one of the most well respected fellas in the underground commuinity, nobody fucks with big bones and physco bump, u cross bump and he will rip u arms off and beat u with the soggy bits followed by a good steaming hot shit down u neck. 4fuck sake mun
it was just a load of shit u dumb fuck, cant believe u replied to it, theres fuck heads like u who do give a fuck, u wouldnt repy to a coment like that if u didnt
HAHAHA! He's a terrorist! He's a bloody terrorist!
LOL! No matter how much you look like you have been in jail half your life, they are always gonna pin it on some poor bloke who looks like an Arab. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this!
"No, i have a magical elf that appears everytime i need to go travelling and grants me the wish of folding a mint into the crouch of all my fucking undies.....ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer."
This was good, it sends a good msg out...in fact all of his clips do, besides the swearing (which is just hilarious), there is a deeper meaning, usually political, or socially related, which is good to see.
is australian humor worse than british humor?
LPNeptune 1 day ago
No nailklippers? Those fukn tightarses!
MegaSnob1 1 week ago
hommasexual lol
tkotomy 2 weeks ago
fucking hahahaha ya fucking retards
manarkai 1 month ago
Coz in this fucking post 9/11 world you cant even say BOMB without everyone getting edgy, Settle the fuck down!
potatobloke 3 months ago
Osama Bin Manicure!
TarynHollander 4 months ago
i will now type with my face
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dark1rida 5 months ago
ooh i hope your gonna wave that past my doodle, i'm a homosexual!
jay3130 5 months ago
Knock knock
Whos there?
A TERRORIST WITH A BOMB FUCKEN BANG!!
devil0532 5 months ago
fucken blulululululu
öldüm gülmekten
MrZefiros75 5 months ago
The guy at the end is from Axis of Awesome,
OliByGolly1 5 months ago
2:35
Fucken blolololololo
hes a terrorist
T0XiiCxBULL3T 5 months ago
Fuckin "osama bin manicure..."
classic.
MrPezzanator 5 months ago
Beep Fuckin Beep!!!!!
1055939 5 months ago
Funny as he is good but check out Billy t James on this topic
stubbz1980 6 months ago
Fuck the bloody terrorist. I'd fucken bang that woman.
WhyYouStealMyName 7 months ago
U cant even say bomb without everyone gettin edgy.. SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN!
192MetallicaRulz 7 months ago 2
Seriously fucken funny!
Theliltsage 7 months ago
2:33 the look on the chicks face OMG PRICELESS
Mcskazzart 8 months ago
motherfucker is hilarious !!
BayouBluesMan 9 months ago
in this post 911 world you cant even say bomb without everyone getting edgy settle the fuck down..
danieltank1 10 months ago
beep fucking beep
jimon8998 10 months ago
fucking blblblbblblblb
Nikandlok 11 months ago
Settle the fuck down
Trickaye 1 year ago
You absaloutly Have to have a GUN.
AussieAnderson 1 year ago
lol
fucking balalalalalala hes a terrorist
erttgt 1 year ago 2
Yeah quote the jokes from the video!!! they're just as funny the second time round!!!
mofobrunty 1 year ago
Osama Bin Manicure ... ~8P hahahaha
Chikeemonkee 1 year ago
Lol
Fuckweed
Lol
ColdestLivewire 1 year ago
"fucking Blingdiddling hes a terrorist"
smiggle29 1 year ago 5
knock knock
bevonator 1 year ago
"Sir we take jokes about terrisom very seriously" Knock Knock. Who's there? A Terrorist with a bomb FUCKEN BANG!!!! HAHAHAHA. Funny shit.
shereboi 1 year ago
bloody tops
MAMA67 2 years ago 6
this guys good :L
Robaaaayy 2 years ago
Fackan blblblblblblblblb He's a terrorist!!! a terrorist!!!
ROFLMFAOAPMSLWTIME xDDDDD
AF401 2 years ago
wtf does :ROFLMFAOAPMSLWTIME stand for??
tigerman2444 2 years ago
@tigerman2444
lol, well I mixed 3 or 4 acronyms in one
"RolledOnFloorLaughingMyF**ingA**OffAndPissedMySelfWithTearsInMyEyes"
Kinda long isn't it? hehe xDDDDD
AF401 2 years ago
"I have a secret weapon, Pretending to be a homosexual!"
iTzCyanide 2 years ago
oh i hope you wave that past my doodle cause im a homosexual
poomuncher5000 2 years ago
fuckin blblblblblblblbl hes a terrorist hahahaha
ababelaz 2 years ago 5
"Settle the fuck down!"
HA! I'm a little fuckwit.
eljaydee 2 years ago 4
knock know
whos there?
a terrorist with a bomb FUCKING BANG
crosbeforehoes 2 years ago 57
knock knock you downey.
06030910 2 years ago
lololol
aussycricket1 2 years ago
lol osama bin manacure
crosbeforehoes 2 years ago 2
the tea towel bit is too funny,he's awsome
wtf346 2 years ago
"i have a magical elf called mr suity package who fucking appears every time i need to go traveling & grants me the magical wish of packing my suitcase & even folds them into the crotch of all my fucking undies" LMFAOO
Middo23q 2 years ago
BLOODY TOSS!!!!....!!!!!LOL
MrRamminator1 2 years ago
dude its bloody tops u dick
MrBoobies95 2 years ago
it sounds like he is saying toss
MrRamminator1 2 years ago
fuckin niggers in the background
m4lvolio 2 years ago
lol hahaha love the end with the tourist thing
guitarboy500 2 years ago
harhar.
ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, right?
how big was that dildo this is awesome.
cambo3445 2 years ago
yeh u love the big black dilco dont u gay boy
johndory67 2 years ago
yeah uh uh.
cambo3445 2 years ago
CALM THE FUCK DOWN hahahahahahaha LOL
Drum2That1 2 years ago 2
its "settle the fuck down", but yeah heaps funny
Ron007Dilligaf 2 years ago
its calm the fuck down lol
Nz4SAM 2 years ago
Pahaha. I wonder if anyones actually tried to do this in real life
funkymonkey101021 2 years ago
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i think this actor has gynocomastia
KiwiDillan 2 years ago
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Ryzie123 2 years ago
i am in kiwiland... neva left
KiwiDillan 2 years ago
2:34 lmao!!!
ownedya22 2 years ago
cant even say bomb without getting edgy...*security walks towards him* settle the fuck down! hahahaha funniest part!
Dennon21 2 years ago
BLOODY TOPS!
Crawfo123 2 years ago
funniest fuck going around
BenS2611 2 years ago
Bloody Tops =]
Jooosh24 2 years ago 2
teatowl bit is lol
kmadeadly 2 years ago
lol that is funny
kmadeadly 2 years ago
"settle the fuck down"
phukucunt 2 years ago 4
knock knock.
whos there?
A terrorist with a bomb,fucking bang!
deanothetank 3 years ago 32
Gotta fucking love Chopper :D
AmeliaLouiseKerr 3 years ago 5
haha anyway chopper's fuckin funny
GlamRock1012 3 years ago 2
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anyone knows the name of the security gal quite pretty tell me pls ?
GlamRock1012 3 years ago
all sad cunts who argue over a film on youtube :|
trowwes 3 years ago 2
I reckon eh?
p0m1nat0r 3 years ago
they need to harden the fuck up..obviously.
Vetis213 3 years ago
haha to right.lol
nobsnakkers 3 years ago 2
The Part Where Hes Says
"Fuckin bulllouloalala Hes A terrorist"
Iss So Funny
zezeroxx 3 years ago 5
F'k'n lol!
Mathematix06 3 years ago
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i just got out of the shower and im still naked xD
jaimiejazz14 3 years ago
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WTF?!?!?!???
craxzydan 3 years ago
fuckin blooloolooloo he's a terorist
lukekey4 3 years ago
lol
RichmondHasArrived 3 years ago
the funnniest thing ever lol i ahve a mate that looks just like this guy an he is undoubtedly destined to be a pedohile lol i just thought i should share that with yus
emo500666 3 years ago
Limey's have a horrible sense of humor...What language is that? I only understand 'Fuck'...
onemanc1an 3 years ago
Lets just start with this is from an Australian tv show so he is probably Australian, and Limey is a slang term used to describe people from the UK
doubletechnomaxim 3 years ago
No shit? How about you look up the word 'sarcasm'...
onemanc1an 3 years ago
Perhaps with your seemingly amazing grasp of the english language you have yet to master the art of the correct use of sarcasm yourself. So lets just leave the comments section of this great video alone shall we.
doubletechnomaxim 3 years ago
How about your understanding of the English language? You ask me a question and then don't end the sentence with a question mark you illiterate son of a bitch.
onemanc1an 3 years ago
Well it is quite clear the only reason you started posting here in the first place is to start an argument and insult people.
doubletechnomaxim 3 years ago
look up the word dipshit
pooman666 3 years ago
I looked up 'dipshit' in the Webster Unabridged Dictionary and saw your picture (it said see 'douchebag' also)...
onemanc1an 3 years ago 3
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nice, you're a fucking comic genious arn't you mate
pooman666 3 years ago
It's "genius" and "aren't"...What, are you in the 4th grade? Great edumacation (that too, is sarcasm)...
onemanc1an 3 years ago 3
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At least i did not fucking spend hours spell checking that just to appear "smart"
and what the fuck do you think you're doing, checking my fucking spelling, you think you're an English teacher or some shit?
pooman666 3 years ago
"Hours" spell checking? I spent "hours" in school paying attention you stupid fuck wad. You've spent your whole life looking stupid. If I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head.
onemanc1an 3 years ago 3
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It seems to me that you skipped science class, because shit comes from the anus. Also it doesn't make a difference whether you spend hours paying attention in school, you can still be a dumbass
pooman666 3 years ago
Will you shut the hell up already? Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to post over and over again to PROVE IT...
onemanc1an 3 years ago 3
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Shut The F**k Uhp Matye
zezeroxx 3 years ago
hope your gonna wave that past my doodle I am a homosexual.....ROFL
google01 3 years ago
knock knock
Whos there?
A TERRORIST WITH A BOMB FUCKING BANG!
spaceman117 3 years ago
beep fuckin beep l000000000000l
jackydefo 3 years ago
fucking bolololool hes a terorist
mysay12 3 years ago 2
osama-bin-manicure hahhahah
ZellerMain 3 years ago 2
lol.. "I have a magical elf"...
MaksutovCG 3 years ago 5
haha
090lucas 3 years ago 2
lol thnx man!
domie18 3 years ago 2
settle the fuck down
HuttonzPowerz 3 years ago 3
Lofl , nice one made me laugh. thanks 4 posting.
HelmetBlissta 3 years ago
settle the fuck down!
killpeter8 3 years ago 6
nice
pcha20 3 years ago
This video is hilarious
k8spade 3 years ago 7
funny fucken vid but the truth is use are all fucked why dnt use just fuckin meet up and sort it out like real fukin men!!! ayeee fucken tip rats!!!
CUM4SX 3 years ago
boolololololoolololl
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my mate allan bump thomas would rip choppers fucking head off with his bare hands,bump was trained to fight by big bonesy one of the most well respected fellas in the underground commuinity, nobody fucks with big bones and physco bump, u cross bump and he will rip u arms off and beat u with the soggy bits followed by a good steaming hot shit down u neck. 4fuck sake mun
charlesrus 3 years ago
I doubt it.
PimpDaddy000007 3 years ago
And why the fuck should we care?
Bet he has bum sex with you.
3litreTT 3 years ago 3
This was for charlesrus
3litreTT 3 years ago
it was just a load of shit u dumb fuck, cant believe u replied to it, theres fuck heads like u who do give a fuck, u wouldnt repy to a coment like that if u didnt
charlesrus 3 years ago
You talk about shit a lot.
You wont find scat porn here little boy.
Gtfo.
3litreTT 3 years ago 2
Lol what kind of dickhead leaves a comment likie that in the first place?
good vid btw :P
wookie207 3 years ago
i doubt it chopper would kick his ass this aint the real chopper
splatty91 3 years ago
listen mate, no one gives a fucking shit
DelManatgreenvale69 3 years ago
Haha i love Chopper! Fucking jokes!
Phoebeaaaa 3 years ago
Fkn Terriorst!
blakeskiezlad 3 years ago
bomb... settle the fuck down
shonfa 3 years ago
Fuckin bolololololol LMAO
DevilHonzo 3 years ago
fucken lulululu
mofomexican 3 years ago
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A terrorist with a bomb. FUCKIN BANG.
MorgannaDarkblade 4 years ago
its called ronnie johns half hour its not on tv anymore
jess0p 4 years ago
I know how gay =(
knucklescapricorn31 3 years ago
Can somebody please tell me what the name of his actual show is so I can torrent it?
All I can find is his movie.
MmmmPiePants 4 years ago
it's Ronnie John's half hour
robspg 4 years ago
"fuck'n BLBLBLBLBLBLBL!"
lecter316saysfuckyou 4 years ago
HAHAHA! He's a terrorist! He's a bloody terrorist!
LOL! No matter how much you look like you have been in jail half your life, they are always gonna pin it on some poor bloke who looks like an Arab. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this!
knucklescapricorn31 3 years ago
oh yeah, gotta love politically incorrect humour
bonzot 4 years ago
HAHAH
"did you pack this bag yourself ?"
"No, i have a magical elf that appears everytime i need to go travelling and grants me the wish of folding a mint into the crouch of all my fucking undies.....ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer."
alicksfitzFUCK 4 years ago
lol, if your gonna quote the joke. Atleast do it right.
gam3r101 4 years ago
beep fuckin beep
11spirals 4 years ago
fkiin class act mahn...luffiin iit...
teddybear4lyf 4 years ago 2
well fuckin done 100th comment harden the fuck up
jimmypopqr185 4 years ago
Settle the Fuck doooown! Lmao
100th Comment! yay
AcDcEcW 4 years ago 2
o whata great achivement lol
retard
XxMcRXElementSk8rxX 4 years ago
wheeyy fkiin awsumness! =D
teddybear4lyf 4 years ago 2
the most funniest shit i have evry seen"knock knock" "who's there?" "a teorist with a bomb fucking bang"lol LMFAO!!!!!
pqabc 4 years ago 5
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y would you comment "haha" fucekn tosser!
nickhooleisfat 4 years ago
umm maybe cos they laughed...ur a little slow in the head arnt u
aeroforce2 4 years ago 5
rofl, i think thats worthy of a PWNED!!!
Dashy1988 4 years ago
haha
nicolee014 4 years ago
fuckin fuckin fuckin.. xD!!!
Cadet500 4 years ago
bulululu hes a fukin terrorist
nicolee014 4 years ago 12
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ur dad is a terrorist
uniquesoljuh 4 years ago
mummy i want a fruit juice, mummy i want a coulering book, mummy im a little fuckwit
needkan9 4 years ago 8
fucking funny shit!!!
lachstewart 4 years ago 3
BAHHAHAH FUKIN BU LU LU LU LU LU
hewog123 4 years ago 3
fuckin bulululllu
bigmansteveg 4 years ago 2
so damn funny lol
slypimpdog 4 years ago
a terrorist with a bomb! fuckin bang! lol.
emmauelfan 4 years ago 5
Real chopper is better but I like "harden the fuck up" it's so true!
tuinal 4 years ago 3
tht is some funny shit
12jimbo21 4 years ago 2
Chopper is legendary.
If only the world was run with his kind of wisdom.
Its telling that som many people BLATANTLY miss the point of these very funny clips.
peace.
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luserHERE 4 years ago 2
leon0079876 yer leon HARDEN THE FUCK UP you tell him 66 XD
mipskate 4 years ago 2
what a fag, fkin loser bhahhah
"fkin blolololop HES A TERROIST, Hes a frickin terroist." bhhahhaa
Mamwa 4 years ago
leon0079876, How bout you HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
666Vidos 4 years ago
he isnt fuuny at all and fucking racist
leon0079876 4 years ago
You obviously missed his point at the end.
kobainage 4 years ago
You're an idiot, go learn what SATIRE is.
rossmum 4 years ago
fuck you
tangofair 4 years ago
he cracks fuck every second i wonder hwo many fines they've got but he's a fuckin hillarious fucknut
Youngbond007 4 years ago
That would be absolutely zero, australia doesn't have that kinda bullshit censorship on it's tv that the states has.
youbetzler 4 years ago 4
What are you on dipshit. This is on Australian television and It doesn't have any cencorship unless somethings on at like 7:30pm
Rayza09 4 years ago
This was good, it sends a good msg out...in fact all of his clips do, besides the swearing (which is just hilarious), there is a deeper meaning, usually political, or socially related, which is good to see.
Yoshi7Link 4 years ago
bullshit, he is just a fucken funny cunt
LachoDroogie 4 years ago 3
knock knock, whoz dere, a terrorist with a bomb, fuckin BANG!!!
whydoidodis 4 years ago
aaahahahahahahaha!
bmxlover 4 years ago
knock knock whos there A TERRORIST WITH A BOMB FUCKIN BANG!!!! LMAO
captainben21 4 years ago
Fukin haha it was Fukin good enough to Fukin urinate my Fukin pantihose,
powered by Fukin HOZZY
pladsau 4 years ago
Haha! Knock, knock 'whose there?' A terrorist with a bomb FUCKIN BANG! AAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA Gotta love Ronnie Johns, best Aussie comedy show yet.
bbrriiddggeett 4 years ago
itornis, HARDEN THE FUCK UP
Pockett5 4 years ago
chopp fucking chop
mahomieboof 4 years ago