Soiled Shortz Presents: The Bully

[Iamafishproductions]

That Guy With The Glasses just did a riff of this short. He missed out on a lot of great riffs that you hit square in the face.

[soiledshortz]

@Iamafishproductions :) I need to get back to doing these... Thanks again for the nice comment! (I think he should stick to being the Nostalgia Critic) ;P

[GusF]

Jesus, Skipper's ears are massive.

[Iamafishproductions]

"It's my royalty check for playing Urkel!"

"Wow, Jimmy Stewart was violent as a kid!"

"Being 11, I'm sure you can handle driving a bus."

"Ah, yes, the brutal gang called Chick and the 9 year olds."

I loved all the blatant gay jokes about a guy named 'Chick.'

[soiledshortz]

Thanks again! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[GusF]

"He's sure got me buffaloed."

[soiledshortz]

Haha I gotta add that to my vocab. I'm sure it would make me the cool kid.

[GusF]

Oh, no question.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

You're right. Look at Marion Wayne... erm, John Wayne, John!

[Xalder1]

Good until the applaus at the end. Still 5/5 though.

[Kahran042]

Man, why did the other kids tell Chick that they changed their plans? That was the big Wall Banger moment in this short for me. :P

[soiledshortz]

Haha seems like that ruined their advantage huh? I love how the narrator says they "secretly moved the location of the picnic"

Fricken chick.

[johnmayersgirl]

"GODDDD???" "BYYRRONNN IS THAT YOU?"

[soiledshortz]

Hahaha ADDIE???

[WhoseLineFanXD]

I know a couple kids at school who make lizards out of beads and twine.

[soiledshortz]

Haha yeah, I knew some people who were REALLY into making them back in the day. I recieved alot as gifts, then had no idea what I was supposed to do with them! xD

[pittland44]

What these kids needs to do is form a gang, maybe they could be something cool, like the concrete dragons, and then get bats and chain, and hit that bully till he doesn't get up. All it would take is about 7-8 guys to do it.

[soiledshortz]

"Concrete Dragons". I like that.

[pittland44]

Thanks, I didn't think that up, I forget where I got it.

[GoblinXXX]

It sure beats the hell out of the name of my old gang, the Fluffy Unicorns.

[soiledshortz]

xD sounds like you guys must hve raised some HELL!

[Ing213]

When a gang goes by the name Fluffy Unicorns you know they fear nothing.

[GoblinXXX]

We feared only our rivals across town, the Adorable Fuzzy Kittens.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

What about the Cuddly Love Bears? I hear they're feared by everybody and fear no one.

[GoblinXXX]

They had Columbian connections, man! NOBODY messed with the Cuddly Love Bears!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

... I knew it.

[carnivalofsouls2047]

"Skipper, time to put on your ointment!" Hahahahahaha!

[nomadcowatbk]

same narrator from Cheating

[889654]

Again good job gotta love 50's PSAs :D

[soiledshortz]

Thanks, I know, right? Can they get any cheesier?

[lp4311]

Truly funny!!!!!  Thanks

[FurretSpectrum]

Sheesh, I dont know if the bully wants to start a white Urkel gang of boys, or if he is a future pedofile :^P

[soiledshortz]

Probablly a little of both xD

[residualbill]

random thoughts:

That whole scene with the kid in his room...hahahaha

Is it just me or did everyone in the 50's/early 60's come out of West Virginia?

That kid's slow Dutch friend makes me laugh. Surrrre?

[soiledshortz]

I think the majority of people from the 50's came out of West Virgina, with a sprinkling of wholesome Canadians thrown in there.

"Slow dutch friend" HAHA! The scene with the two of them painting models in their room is amazing.

[nomadcowatbk]

Everyone in a Centron short came out of Lawrence KS, home of the KU Chickenhawks, go Tigers

[pittland44]

Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk!

[MisterSynyster]

not even any conflict resolution! I thought they would just throw the mud & firecrackers at him. And why does that eagle have a communist symbol for an eye?

[soiledshortz]

Haha I know. It just kinda...ends.

[MisterSynyster]

Ya wanna just jump in and dump that kid's books just for being so stereotypical. Grow some balls. wimp.

[soiledshortz]

lol totally

[pepsiplunge316]

greatness

[soiledshortz]

:D Thanks!

[RoselTea]

awesome!

[soiledshortz]

Thanks!

[soiledshortz]

:D Thank you so much. I'm glad I could make you lol! hehe

[1000huzzahs]

lolz @ 1:52, 2:20, 3:46, 3:53, 7:33, and 9:38

5:02 - lordy.

there are so many places I would've quipped "Nice Read." sarcastically.. like, the entire movie.

[euphoriafish]

Good job, especially with the landmines and the note about kidnapped beef sticks :D

[surfingthechaos]

Good stuff.