jason mewesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
all these lines work if ur good looking so ye it dose work i suppose, i know it seems little rude but hey its the truth if ur good looking and know where u stand u will get chicks
Goin home with the guy was obviously a joke. I'd say he probably did fuck either that chick with the nice lips or else the chick who was gaggin for it.
I think the hottest girls who Jason interviewed were at 1:17 and at 1:31. I would have definitely attempted to go home with either of those girls and no idea why he went for the guy out of all the girls he interviewed lol?
I recognised the place they were standing and they were outside the Forbidden Planet store. man, I would go insane if I was there and saw them standing near the store! Anyways, I met Jason Mewes at London Film and Comic Con in 2008, he was an alright guy in person.
he could have said all of those and whatever else he wanted to, to me. I think he's so flipping hot. He can "get up in them guts" any day of the WEEK.
Jason is actually really good looking when he's not in character. Wow. I'd let him get up in my guts any time. The more shit he talks, the hotter the sex would be!
wait i heard hes gay in real life? is that bulllshit? idc honestly to me it doesnt matter i think hes talented and funny either way. these chicks are fuckin down tho id love to chase some poon with jason mewes... funny fuckin dude!
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe
At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
@crowecanada Mewes is a patethic piece of rotting shit ! that he was addicted and got clean i respect, but that he had to burn a dealer for his dope, and after that he SET THE DEALER UP AND GOT 2 YEARS> cause of that Smith had to move out of his home in Jersey, cause he was afraid that the thug would take revenge cause he knew where he lives thnx to mewes who directed the dealer to his house, while he was alone there
"Mewes says yes his magic will work, it's the international language of love. I then explained to him that we speak the same language and he said: Oh...." HAHA
Funniest shit I've ever seen, hahahaha! That's the first and last time you will ever see a guy in a green lantern shirt hitting on chicks that confidently.
i fucking love jason mewes! i really miss the "View Askewniverse" films everything kevin smoth made before and including clerks 2 are LEGENDARY movies!
I would like to see Kevin make a sequal movie to Jay & SB Starike back lol, obviously call it "Return of Jay & SB" more adventures, more hot chcks, maybe bring back Shannon Elizabeth & Ali Larter? ; ) but this time including Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Jaime Pressly, Natasha Henstridge, Stacy Dash and Eva Mendez.
jason mewesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
scientificcreative 4 days ago
Jason is the man haha!
TroyMcClure89 1 week ago
6:14 mighty boosh reference with the "special moves" lol
EmperorLuna 2 weeks ago
My hair is like Jason's when it's long like his.
BroceRee 3 weeks ago
@BroceRee Don't-give-a-shit.
mcJoeRobs 2 weeks ago
@mcJoeRobs Clearly-do.
BroceRee 2 weeks ago
6:01 is that a tit? lol random lesbian porn, also i love how he blows his own mind and then laughs at himself.
aslxk 1 month ago
snootchy bootchies!
braxfm3 1 month ago
moral of the story, if ur hot u will get laid
mesolovely1 1 month ago in playlist An Evening With Kevin Smith 2 Evening Harder
I was waiting for "...drinking beers, beers, beers...."
beanlovesledzeppelin 2 months ago 5
all these lines work if ur good looking so ye it dose work i suppose, i know it seems little rude but hey its the truth if ur good looking and know where u stand u will get chicks
Thedenial2k8 2 months ago
Thanks for the laughs, guys.
samiam4200 3 months ago
Mewes is the clit commander!
firebird116 3 months ago 7
Oh, Come on love, it ain't gonna suck itself... hahahaha priceless!
oscarrlopezg 3 months ago
Most British reaction of all time: "Well that's just crude."
MrBuch169169 3 months ago
Comment removed
hubertkhaazar 4 months ago
- what if i say: "let's fuck" do you understand that?
- ye i understand that
- that wouldn't work too
- bwahaha-haha
EPIC :D
hubertkhaazar 4 months ago 2
hahaha what a legend!
Smurdy7991 4 months ago
" i think he's gunna get a portion"
goongycakes 5 months ago
Jay doesn't need to say anything to get me to go home with him ;D
Psychadellichick 5 months ago 5
Was Jason on dope at this time ?
RudiKongurinUB 5 months ago
@RudiKongurinUB no, he was sober
UltraMegaSuperPhil 4 months ago
hahahaha he goes off with the dude that was classic jason
bitemefagbag 5 months ago 4
LMAO! let me get up in them guts! I'm gonna try it!
SINBrutal99 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
LOL I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK OFF.
CharlotteKM 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
That's NAWstee.
GeddyYeti2112 6 months ago
Comment removed
GeddyYeti2112 6 months ago
he's a straight douch bag. ha ha.
brandon98188 6 months ago
haha that dude at 2:38 is fucked..
sweartogawd 6 months ago
Fucking Sweet!!!
TechnlogyFreak 6 months ago
Jason wouldn't even have to ask me anything. I'd be dtf the second he walked up to me.
loadifying 6 months ago
The guy with the cigeratte is funny in a gay sorta way.
matrags 6 months ago
fuck jason mewes is so fuckin hott!! anything he says would work for me! (not to sound like a whore but he is sexxii)
sexxiihobos05 6 months ago in playlist jason mewes
Goin home with the guy was obviously a joke. I'd say he probably did fuck either that chick with the nice lips or else the chick who was gaggin for it.
namoe1988 6 months ago
That's what's great about Jay, he doesn't give a fuck lol.
Harperlarp 6 months ago
To bad Jasons Drug addict or they would make a another movie.
cloudrokes 6 months ago
i love his laugh
brimah18 6 months ago 4
Jay is too funny man!
dsrodc77 6 months ago
6:24 - I think he's gonna get abortion.
Arrivald 7 months ago
He is my inspiration to chill out and relax and take everything easy... I just love him :)
kornelia7777 7 months ago 2
its jay n silent bob!! aka bluntman n chronic
jmot7558 7 months ago
its jay n silent bob!!
jmot7558 7 months ago
15 bucks stupid bitch, put my shit in your mouth
cuklearbomb 7 months ago
cmon it aint gonna suck itself
XmegatronicX 7 months ago
mewes news mewes news mewes news
ix314xi 7 months ago
@ix314xi Bus News Bus News Bus News
spakasam 7 months ago
Jason Mewes = <3
Greenwithenvy13 7 months ago
4:31 its called dsl!
381705kid 7 months ago
Ha...Ha...
TheYarro 7 months ago
was the guy in the pink shirt named freddie?
bmaj7 8 months ago
The clit commander in action
6400loser 8 months ago
die deutsche bei 5:00 ... -.-
fall0rn 8 months ago in playlist Kevin Smith
He looks like a long-haired Casey Affleck
33hegemon 8 months ago
I think the hottest girls who Jason interviewed were at 1:17 and at 1:31. I would have definitely attempted to go home with either of those girls and no idea why he went for the guy out of all the girls he interviewed lol?
adamchabbi6 8 months ago
Comment removed
angelahds84 8 months ago
I recognised the place they were standing and they were outside the Forbidden Planet store. man, I would go insane if I was there and saw them standing near the store! Anyways, I met Jason Mewes at London Film and Comic Con in 2008, he was an alright guy in person.
adamchabbi6 8 months ago
They were in england and i diddnt know!!!! D':
RIPinkie 9 months ago
gay
WhizzyFilthy 9 months ago
of course
he is the master of the clit!
sjuffel83 9 months ago 70
Pretty sure jason fucked all those girls... at the same time...
lashmann123 9 months ago 49
This has been flagged as spam show
@lashmann123 ...and the guy as well!
Cookster5 9 months ago
"...You get a little moist right now?"
SalamiKing7 9 months ago
'And then I explained that we both speak the same language in these countries, and then he said, "Oh".'
MrBuch169169 9 months ago 4
The gay guy was fucking brilliant.
trollfinger 9 months ago 2
he could have said all of those and whatever else he wanted to, to me. I think he's so flipping hot. He can "get up in them guts" any day of the WEEK.
KBlocker29 10 months ago
Silent Bob speaks!
Jackoroth 10 months ago
@Jackoroth Doesn't Silent Bob actually speak in like 4 out of the 6 VAniverse movies?
92RedRevolver 4 months ago
@92RedRevolver speaks in all of them
EraserDudeFilms 3 months ago
''I think he's gonna get a portion'' HAHA
TWOMERCY 10 months ago
omg the end! lol
Stn3dRaid3r 10 months ago
The guy in the pink shirt should be in a movie haha
ChartGraph 10 months ago 8
Jason is great
tikletik 10 months ago
Jason is actually really good looking when he's not in character. Wow. I'd let him get up in my guts any time. The more shit he talks, the hotter the sex would be!
ValeriesGal 10 months ago 5
@ValeriesGal - Would you like a portion?
freakystyley4000 10 months ago 2
@freakystyley4000 LMAO....Oh Yeah!!
ValeriesGal 10 months ago
wait i heard hes gay in real life? is that bulllshit? idc honestly to me it doesnt matter i think hes talented and funny either way. these chicks are fuckin down tho id love to chase some poon with jason mewes... funny fuckin dude!
shmayy 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe
At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush
MrsSquarepants94 10 months ago
let me get up in dem guts lmaoooooo he stupid!!!
dismissed7 10 months ago 3
That was hilarious
killer3596 11 months ago
classy
jayster06 11 months ago 3
given more recent films, mewes would probably have sucess with "LET US F*CK!"
mikeloaf 11 months ago
p i m p
Cornhuskrollingpaper 11 months ago
LOL Man. Mewes is hilarious. xD
TheRealVahnLegaia 11 months ago
this was EPIC!!!
BigOldMrKnish 11 months ago
4:23 makes me die inside hahahah
02dkell 11 months ago
Jason is so freakin' sexy!
AmazingLadyy13 1 year ago 2
nice gals, really nice
irelevand 1 year ago
mews is so f-ing hot id do him to any of those lines ;)
angel6918 1 year ago
hahahahaha DX BEST VIDEO
sasliks009 1 year ago
bahhh i love his smile <3
KristieHerself 1 year ago
degrassi cap!
itsdanieyo 1 year ago
This would work on me...anything Jason says would work on me!!!
He is so sexy!
missclownfish 1 year ago 3
Jay is kevin Smith's Man Bitch
jrfrankenberry 1 year ago
i would fuck him no matter what pick up line he uses ;)
MsTrinaa 1 year ago
a mighty big portion. xD
Cubarted 1 year ago
Jason Mewes might as well be the god of sex
HylianGuard 1 year ago 2
i haven't laughed that hard in months, fuck mewes is a riot
crowecanada 1 year ago 4
@crowecanada Mewes is a patethic piece of rotting shit ! that he was addicted and got clean i respect, but that he had to burn a dealer for his dope, and after that he SET THE DEALER UP AND GOT 2 YEARS> cause of that Smith had to move out of his home in Jersey, cause he was afraid that the thug would take revenge cause he knew where he lives thnx to mewes who directed the dealer to his house, while he was alone there
GeenBAlopTeeVee 1 year ago
Let me get up in 'em guts
PAULFC93 1 year ago 2
I always thought jason was a cutie :p this shit is sooo funny cause i NEVER heard a white dude talk like this lmao!
ibemobbinlkeee 1 year ago
"Mewes says yes his magic will work, it's the international language of love. I then explained to him that we speak the same language and he said: Oh...." HAHA
4DexterDanger 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA this shit was o funnyyy
TheHorrorFilm 1 year ago
The chick with the black hat is pretty hot. 1:46
krisfrosz133 1 year ago 3
Lemme get up in em guts.
boydegg 1 year ago
Its amazing how much they are really are like Jay and Silent Bob when they are together XD
eternal0star 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I wonder if he hooked up with any of them.
danrupert 1 year ago
3:43 Now those are amazing blue eyes!
kaorutheimpaler 1 year ago
Hes really hot here :D
xxxTaylorxx3 1 year ago
A mighty big portion ...lmao !!!
parsonsplayzone 1 year ago
lemme get up in those nuts what you dont like nuts sir
erectionaffection 1 year ago
that 3rd one looks like one off "coach trip" sam
nigel101 1 year ago
Bahahaha
whatshendrix 1 year ago
i love u 2 :D
derBUmann 1 year ago
oh british
krjawilson 1 year ago
London Girls Are WAYY More Classy Than American Girls LOL..Im American BTW LOL
krjawilson 1 year ago
wtf........lol
MrKingclevon 1 year ago
the girl with the Eastern European accent looks like Shoshana from Inglorious Basterds
nickypeeps 1 year ago
2:30 what a slag
TheJackssuprise 1 year ago
I was thinking he was going to go with the other chick that was agreeing with everything he said lol. Boy was i wrong!! lmao
KATANANINJA 1 year ago
i live in the motherland, hey, kevin said it!
jazzythegreatest 1 year ago
"let me find out"
mantooth3245 1 year ago
lol my sister is in love with jason.
slipknotcrazy100 1 year ago
@slipknotcrazy100
:O me toooo XD
Elmy94 1 year ago
do u think im hot ...yea u look like my EX bf....OH LETS FUCK LMAO
slim77k 1 year ago
Let Me Find Out
liquidfreak 1 year ago
fuck i wish i was that smoothe! >=/
TheTOBster21 1 year ago
HAHA! Cant believe he referenced would you like a portion
lillarry3 1 year ago
It's definitely confidence, looking them straight in the eyes and talking directly, plus just Mewes charisma
AlfTheTroll 1 year ago
By the way, I would go home with Jason anyways, he's still hot even when he says dirty pick up lines.
TathyHotel 1 year ago 3
Did you see that Kevin talks more than Jason? It's funny 'cause in Jay and Silent Bob, it's totally the opposite.
TathyHotel 1 year ago
fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck
MySanAndreas 1 year ago 4
dude... Jason only needs to look at me and itd wrk :)
ShaneFTW66 1 year ago
that mewes is a fucking mastermind!
gl8b 1 year ago 2
thats just fuckin wrong! hahahaha!!
johydee1 1 year ago
lol 1:42
ChristopherCan2 1 year ago
That one chick seems really into Jason Mew's. Pretty sure he probably got up in those guts later that night.
friedelt 1 year ago 3
what he should have said was..."You wanna get a pizza and fuck?" if she sais no then you reply, "what? you don't like pizza?" heh.
44198253 1 year ago 89
@44198253 That's actually brilliant. Totally stealing that one from you haha.
imnotalogin 1 year ago 18
@imnotalogin Dude, itsounds crazy but it works sometimes. try it out just remember where you got it from...
44198253 1 year ago
Thats Hilarious .. I Dig That Line ..@44198253
krjawilson 1 year ago
@44198253 YES. :P That was brilliant, something he would definetly say.
emoturbin 10 months ago
dam id fuck him on the spot lol
bleachpudding 1 year ago
15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand!
ermonski 1 year ago 51
lmao, DOPE!!!!!!
GGGiL00 1 year ago
Aahaha, i got moisty....If I were Jason I'd fuck myself. I'd fuck myself hard.
kurczepieczone 1 year ago 7
That gay guy is awesome.
soccerprog226 1 year ago
haha it's Jay in Real Life! Awesome!
gcard2112 1 year ago
Funniest shit I've ever seen, hahahaha! That's the first and last time you will ever see a guy in a green lantern shirt hitting on chicks that confidently.
critter505 1 year ago 2
the end is funny as hell...lol
Brad21395 1 year ago
LMFAO Jason is so funny I love his personality and he has a great smile
Vanae01 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!xD
What an ending xDThanks for the video
PELITOStheUNDEAD13 1 year ago
Heeey, where you work? whats goin on? nice set of tits you got there.
Chokkan41 1 year ago
I think he's so fucking cute it's ridiculous.<3;)
amandajaneeeee 1 year ago
No time for going home, nuh uh. hahaha that nigga
19ANDYFREAY92 1 year ago
yes hes gonna get it LOL
TwiztedSound 1 year ago
i fucking love jason mewes! i really miss the "View Askewniverse" films everything kevin smoth made before and including clerks 2 are LEGENDARY movies!
jefferz2k8 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
spicy hot lamby nipple chops with minty pickled sour sauce, giraffe burgers and bacon flavored baby rape
Syndusias 1 year ago
i think hes gonna get a mighty big portion. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
skubow3 1 year ago
Haha, that's funny stuff!
stupidaccountmaking 1 year ago
i fuckin love u jason <3 lol so cute
brittaneyUSA 1 year ago
hahaa i love mewes his laugh is adorable
humpablebumpable 1 year ago
he's hot. <3
kdow1012 1 year ago
He's wearing a Green Lantern shit! RESPECT!
MadFranandfriends 1 year ago
that was funny
luvmama22 1 year ago
I would like to see Kevin make a sequal movie to Jay & SB Starike back lol, obviously call it "Return of Jay & SB" more adventures, more hot chcks, maybe bring back Shannon Elizabeth & Ali Larter? ; ) but this time including Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Jaime Pressly, Natasha Henstridge, Stacy Dash and Eva Mendez.
tacosalad98 1 year ago
Kevin your awesome, but lose the mullet.
hos427 1 year ago
It's amazing how much better Mewes looks when you compare him in EWKS2 to him in EWKS1.
NPH37 1 year ago
I wanna suck your dick off.
greatgames148 1 year ago
Jason Mewes keeps it real.
boydegg 1 year ago
lol the "Motherland" basicly my home town. :3
tuggray 1 year ago
kevin smith's rockin a bomb ass mullet
rdmbf42 1 year ago
HOW BOUT' "I'll bust ya guts!"
josiahcampbell 1 year ago
haha Jason's wearing a Degrassi beanie
AcousticDiscoMetal1 1 year ago
lmfao this is fucking funny as hell.
my boss just passed by, asking why I was laughing so hard.
asked him if he would let me get up in them guts.
eggrollrocks 1 year ago 6
Are you trying to be an australian? LOL
balikpapan6 1 year ago
Lol at 5:00. Poor Jason, lol.
Thanks for posting :o)
Coldfire3104 1 year ago 4
@Coldfire3104 no problemo.
imnotalogin 1 year ago
Jason Mewes was in Feast the best movie ever
MrDishiznit 1 year ago
Let me get up on them guts
Fucking funny pick up line haha
thehound120 1 year ago
mewes will be slammin some salmon a bit later 2nite lol
PanayotiProductions 1 year ago
lmfao!
shredder1965 1 year ago
this is hilarious... mewes rocks!
Pickendi 1 year ago
Sweet. Great stuff. You can hear the drugs in his laugh.
KindlyKickRocks 1 year ago