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  • jason mewessssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssssssssssss

  • Jason is the man haha!

  • 6:14 mighty boosh reference with the "special moves" lol

  • My hair is like Jason's when it's long like his.

  • @BroceRee Don't-give-a-shit.

  • @mcJoeRobs Clearly-do.

  • 6:01 is that a tit? lol random lesbian porn, also i love how he blows his own mind and then laughs at himself.

  • snootchy bootchies!

  • moral of the story, if ur hot u will get laid

  • I was waiting for "...drinking beers, beers, beers...."

  • all these lines work if ur good looking so ye it dose work i suppose, i know it seems little rude but hey its the truth if ur good looking and know where u stand u will get chicks

  • Thanks for the laughs, guys.

  • Mewes is the clit commander!

  • Oh, Come on love, it ain't gonna suck itself... hahahaha priceless!

  • Most British reaction of all time: "Well that's just crude."

  • - what if i say: "let's fuck" do you understand that?

    - ye i understand that

    - that wouldn't work too

    - bwahaha-haha

    EPIC :D

  • hahaha what a legend!

  • " i think he's gunna get a portion"

  • Jay doesn't need to say anything to get me to go home with him ;D

  • Was Jason on dope at this time ?

  • @RudiKongurinUB no, he was sober

  • hahahaha he goes off with the dude that was classic jason

  • LMAO! let me get up in them guts! I'm gonna try it!

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  • he's a straight douch bag. ha ha.

  • haha that dude at 2:38 is fucked..

  • Fucking Sweet!!!

  • Jason wouldn't even have to ask me anything. I'd be dtf the second he walked up to me.

  • The guy with the cigeratte is funny in a gay sorta way.

  • fuck jason mewes is so fuckin hott!! anything he says would work for me! (not to sound like a whore but he is sexxii)

  • Goin home with the guy was obviously a joke. I'd say he probably did fuck either that chick with the nice lips or else the chick who was gaggin for it.

  • That's what's great about Jay, he doesn't give a fuck lol.

  • To bad Jasons Drug addict or they would make a another movie.

  • i love his laugh

  • Jay is too funny man!

  • 6:24 - I think he's gonna get abortion.

  • He is my inspiration to chill out and relax and take everything easy... I just love him :) 

  • its jay n silent bob!! aka bluntman n chronic

  • its jay n silent bob!!

  • 15 bucks stupid bitch, put my shit in your mouth

  • cmon it aint gonna suck itself

  • mewes news mewes news mewes news

  • @ix314xi Bus News Bus News Bus News

  • Jason Mewes = <3

  • 4:31 its called dsl!

  • Ha...Ha...

  • was the guy in the pink shirt named freddie?

  • The clit commander in action

  • die deutsche bei 5:00 ... -.-

  • He looks like a long-haired Casey Affleck

  • I think the hottest girls who Jason interviewed were at 1:17 and at 1:31. I would have definitely attempted to go home with either of those girls and no idea why he went for the guy out of all the girls he interviewed lol?

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  • I recognised the place they were standing and they were outside the Forbidden Planet store. man, I would go insane if I was there and saw them standing near the store! Anyways, I met Jason Mewes at London Film and Comic Con in 2008, he was an alright guy in person.

  • They were in england and i diddnt know!!!! D':

  • gay 

  • of course

    he is the master of the clit!

  • Pretty sure jason fucked all those girls... at the same time...

  • "...You get a little moist right now?"

  • 'And then I explained that we both speak the same language in these countries, and then he said, "Oh".'

  • The gay guy was fucking brilliant.

  • he could have said all of those and whatever else he wanted to, to me. I think he's so flipping hot. He can "get up in them guts" any day of the WEEK.

  • Silent Bob speaks!

  • @Jackoroth Doesn't Silent Bob actually speak in like 4 out of the 6 VAniverse movies?

  • @92RedRevolver speaks in all of them

  • ''I think he's gonna get a portion'' HAHA

  • omg the end! lol

  • The guy in the pink shirt should be in a movie haha

  • Jason is great

  • Jason is actually really good looking when he's not in character. Wow. I'd let him get up in my guts any time. The more shit he talks, the hotter the sex would be!

  • @ValeriesGal - Would you like a portion?

  • @freakystyley4000 LMAO....Oh Yeah!!

  • wait i heard hes gay in real life? is that bulllshit? idc honestly to me it doesnt matter i think hes talented and funny either way. these chicks are fuckin down tho id love to chase some poon with jason mewes... funny fuckin dude!

  • let me get up in dem guts lmaoooooo he stupid!!!

  • That was hilarious

  • classy

  • given more recent films, mewes would probably have sucess with "LET US F*CK!"

  • p i m p 

  • LOL Man. Mewes is hilarious. xD

  • this was EPIC!!!

  • 4:23 makes me die inside hahahah

  • Jason is so freakin' sexy!

  • nice gals, really nice

  • mews is so f-ing hot id do him to any of those lines ;)

  • hahahahaha DX BEST VIDEO

    

  • bahhh i love his smile <3

  • degrassi cap!

  • This would work on me...anything Jason says would work on me!!!

    He is so sexy!

  • Jay is kevin Smith's Man Bitch

  • i would fuck him no matter what pick up line he uses ;)

  • a mighty big portion. xD

  • Jason Mewes might as well be the god of sex

  • i haven't laughed that hard in months, fuck mewes is a riot

  • @crowecanada Mewes is a patethic piece of rotting shit ! that he was addicted and got clean i respect, but that he had to burn a dealer for his dope, and after that he SET THE DEALER UP AND GOT 2 YEARS> cause of that Smith had to move out of his home in Jersey, cause he was afraid that the thug would take revenge cause he knew where he lives thnx to mewes who directed the dealer to his house, while he was alone there

  • Let me get up in 'em guts

  • I always thought jason was a cutie :p this shit is sooo funny cause i NEVER heard a white dude talk like this lmao!

  • "Mewes says yes his magic will work, it's the international language of love. I then explained to him that we speak the same language and he said: Oh...." HAHA

  • HAHAHAHAHA this shit was o funnyyy

  • The chick with the black hat is pretty hot. 1:46

  • Lemme get up in em guts.

  • Its amazing how much they are really are like Jay and Silent Bob when they are together XD

  • 3:43 Now those are amazing blue eyes!

  • Hes really hot here :D

  • A mighty big portion ...lmao !!!

  • lemme get up in those nuts what you dont like nuts sir

  • that 3rd one looks like one off "coach trip" sam

  • Bahahaha

  • i love u 2 :D

  • oh british

  • London Girls Are WAYY More Classy Than American Girls LOL..Im American BTW LOL

  • wtf........lol

  • the girl with the Eastern European accent looks like Shoshana from Inglorious Basterds

  • 2:30 what a slag

  • I was thinking he was going to go with the other chick that was agreeing with everything he said lol. Boy was i wrong!! lmao

  • i live in the motherland, hey, kevin said it!

  • "let me find out"

  • lol my sister is in love with jason.

  • @slipknotcrazy100

    :O me toooo XD

  • do u think im hot ...yea u look like my EX bf....OH LETS FUCK LMAO

  • Let Me Find Out

  • fuck i wish i was that smoothe! >=/

  • HAHA! Cant believe he referenced would you like a portion

  • It's definitely confidence, looking them straight in the eyes and talking directly, plus just Mewes charisma

  • By the way, I would go home with Jason anyways, he's still hot even when he says dirty pick up lines.

  • Did you see that Kevin talks more than Jason? It's funny 'cause in Jay and Silent Bob, it's totally the opposite.

  • fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck

  • dude... Jason only needs to look at me and itd wrk :)

  • that mewes is a fucking mastermind!

  • thats just fuckin wrong!  hahahaha!!

  • lol 1:42

  • That one chick seems really into Jason Mew's. Pretty sure he probably got up in those guts later that night.

  • what he should have said was..."You wanna get a pizza and fuck?" if she sais no then you reply, "what? you don't like pizza?" heh.

  • @44198253 That's actually brilliant. Totally stealing that one from you haha.

  • @imnotalogin Dude, itsounds crazy but it works sometimes. try it out just remember where you got it from...

  • Thats Hilarious .. I Dig That Line ..@44198253

  • @44198253 YES. :P That was brilliant, something he would definetly say.

  • dam id fuck him on the spot lol

  • 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand!

  • lmao, DOPE!!!!!!

  • Aahaha, i got moisty....If I were Jason I'd fuck myself. I'd fuck myself hard.

  • That gay guy is awesome.

  • haha it's Jay in Real Life! Awesome!

  • Funniest shit I've ever seen, hahahaha! That's the first and last time you will ever see a guy in a green lantern shirt hitting on chicks that confidently.

  • the end is funny as hell...lol

  • LMFAO Jason is so funny I love his personality and he has a great smile

  • LMFAO!!!xD

    What an ending xDThanks for the video

  • Heeey, where you work? whats goin on? nice set of tits you got there.

  • I think he's so fucking cute it's ridiculous.<3;)

  • No time for going home, nuh uh. hahaha that nigga

  • yes hes gonna get it LOL

  • i fucking love jason mewes! i really miss the "View Askewniverse" films everything kevin smoth made before and including clerks 2 are LEGENDARY movies!

  • i think hes gonna get a mighty big portion. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Haha, that's funny stuff!

  • i fuckin love u jason <3 lol so cute

  • hahaa i love mewes his laugh is adorable

  • he's hot. <3

  • He's wearing a Green Lantern shit! RESPECT!

  • that was funny

  • I would like to see Kevin make a sequal movie to Jay & SB Starike back lol, obviously call it "Return of Jay & SB" more adventures, more hot chcks, maybe bring back Shannon Elizabeth & Ali Larter? ; )  but this time including Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Jaime Pressly, Natasha Henstridge, Stacy Dash and Eva Mendez.

  • Kevin your awesome, but lose the mullet.

  • It's amazing how much better Mewes looks when you compare him in EWKS2 to him in EWKS1.

  • I wanna suck your dick off.

  • Jason Mewes keeps it real.

  • lol the "Motherland" basicly my home town. :3

  • kevin smith's rockin a bomb ass mullet

  • HOW BOUT' "I'll bust ya guts!"

  • haha Jason's wearing a Degrassi beanie

  • lmfao this is fucking funny as hell.

    my boss just passed by, asking why I was laughing so hard.

    asked him if he would let me get up in them guts.

  • Are you trying to be an australian? LOL

  • Lol at 5:00. Poor Jason, lol.

    Thanks for posting :o)

  • @Coldfire3104 no problemo.

  • Jason Mewes was in Feast the best movie ever

  • Let me get up on them guts

    Fucking funny pick up line haha

  • mewes will be slammin some salmon a bit later 2nite lol

  • lmfao!

  • this is hilarious... mewes rocks!

  • Sweet. Great stuff. You can hear the drugs in his laugh.