Baby Girl

[nofoodforyou2]

Chris Rock is a stand up philosopher.

[GrayVizard]

whats amusing is Porn star Bree Olson's parents are her managers and she started as a stripper

[fredzbassist]

I'm a brit and love American comedians. Of all shapes, creed and colour. Don't have trouble understanding at all. Chris Rock, funny as f**k.

[Dannyboy1588]

Hes funny but some of what he says i dont know wtf hes talking about but thats probably cause im British and the British sense of humour is good unlike the Americans, Americans will literally laugh at any shit.

[penguinworm]

@Dannyboy1588 You Brits also have the most overconfidence in your own cleverness out of any people in THE WORLD.

[Dannyboy1588]

@penguinworm You call it overcleverness i call it you not being clever.

[penguinworm]

@Dannyboy1588 No, that's not what I called it.

[Dannyboy1588]

@penguinworm You just wrote it are you thick or something?

[penguinworm]

@Dannyboy1588 Can you read, motherfucker? I said "overconfidence in your own cleverness", not "overcleverness" (which isn't a word).

I'm going to stop replying after this so that I don't pollute the comment section further with this pointless bullshit.

[MmeDesgranges]

@penguinworm No. No Dannyboy pretty much nailed it.

[SifuMcIlwrath]

I love woemen on the pole

[maso0102]

4 people have daddy issues

[0justarandomguy0]

what about the girls that actually just want to be strippers with no daddy issues

[jdoggtwo]

my friend told me " that is someone daughter on stage" I said "she is beautiful and that is someone mom, too. and I am not complaining". I am paying Child support, college Education, or the local single mothers support group.

[VinGlamTV]

haha! if your daughter a stripper you f*cked up!

[chaintooheavy]

what's the show called?

[EshnehGaming]

I think watching a black audience is more funny than the comic, they really get into it haha

[guttaboi88]

I'd hate to have a daughter.

[EffLabels]

@guttaboi88 Really? I'd hate to have a son..I am a man and I put my mother through hell. lol At least I know a daughter will take care of me when I am old and grey.

[davidp899]

@EffLabels you sound like a huge asshole, so maybe she won't

[OceanSkate401]

@davidp899 you mad bro?

[nahor88]

@EffLabels

lawl, thats what YOU think...

Total opposite in my family. My aunt was living close to my grandparents in Madras, my dad had moved to the US 30 years earlier and thats where I was born. As soon as she realized that my grandparents were getting too old to take care of themselves, she split for North India and left the burden completely to my dad...

[calisfinestbabe]

@guttaboi88 SMFH! Talk about sexist... Daughters are great, mine is 4 weeks old and the best thing that ever happened to me

[guttaboi88]

@calisfinestbabe Well thats you,i feel you,but i don't want a daughter,b/c i will have to kill a nigga when he tries to fuck.

[pdotks8]

/watch?v=am2aFtkDzew

watch. you will split your own sides.

[Thrawn369]

Apparently stripping is a great way to get through uni. I do restaurant and bar work, and it's great since you keep study time and work time seperate, and strippers apparently get fairly good money. Although, if I do get buff I'd only become a bouncer, not a male stripper. You put up with less shit dealing with drunk guys than women on hens nights.

[SumNJFella]

@Thrawn369 latley I have been wondering why sick fucks like yourself deserve to breathe the air I breathe, go deny yourself oxygen you fucking faggot

[lilialmt]

@SumNJFella Dude, you're all about the love, aren't ya!

[SumNJFella]

@lilialmt lol, I'm sorry I was being angry and crazy when I wrote that. I can't stand the system anymore though, we need to take it over!!!! power to the people!!

[lilialmt]

@SumNJFella I understand, we all have that time of the month when we feel like that. If you're a woman, i feel sorry for your man. If you're a man, i feel sorry for your man. That kind of energy is definitely strogen-origined, lol. Be nice to people, even if you disagree or if they're so obviously wrong!!! So they won't wonder why you deserve to breathe the air they breathe ;)

[Alienne4]

Jeez, it's just a way to make a living

[jiaani]

they dont grade fathers but if ure daughter is a stripper U FUCKED UP!! LMFAO

[FlozelltheHotell]

hes awesome

he may joke around but he speaks simple truths haha

[kaskiroka]

haha @bulok69

[napalmfred]

Dating a girl with daddy issues is def no fun at all.

[alaricofarabia]

@napalmfred they give the best head in the world

[titch123sam]

us daughters are bitchy sometimes. i'm my dads only kid, 14, im a good girl but im a real bitch if i want to be.

[shelbygracelovesDPC]

wow this is so true!!

[ThePhEagles]

Billy ray cyrus should have listened to this

[bulok69]

I bet Lawrence Fishburn wishes he'd listened to this

[daniksarmy01]

@bulok69 LMAO I know!!!!!! That girl is CRAZY!!!

[alienvomit]

@bulok69

LOL. That's why I looked this up! I had to post it in an email.

[MissPsychoisPsycho]

Yeah Lawrence gets a Z minus in fathering. Better start giving out hugs and kisses now Charlie Sheen or it's straight to the pole for your girls.

[annuocao666]

@bulok69 LOL

[mimi4sure]

@bulok69 LOL OUCH!!!!!

[oktavio1900]

@bulok69 why?



[pink12gangsta]

@oktavio1900 his daughter's a pornstar



[emaresea]

@pink12gangsta and a prostitute before that.

[psoemetry]

This is funny but true. I raised 4 sons and tried my best to teach them to respect women and then I adopted 3 daughters and boy oh boy.............

[Felina2224]

Its like he is describing Montana Chippy D Fishburne. That girl musta missed a few hungs or something.

[lamijoe]

thank you Chris...i wish all fathers are listening to this

[d12bgirl]

"There are some great fathers out there.

But if your daughter is a stripper, you fucked up" LoL! That made me laugh when he said that! :)

[cagerat]

@d12bgirl

"I mean they don't grade fathers - But if your daughter is a stripper, you fucked up."

[aussieebabe]

@cagerat LOL very true

[bigrobdeezey]

just found out I'm having a daughter. Soon as they told me, I thought of this. Chris Rock, funny and true.

[EffLabels]

@bigrobdeezey Congratulations!

[wisefelipe]

It's the job of us fathers to raise respectful fair daughters!

Dont let them become bitches that use men and their money!

[LadyScorpio39]

@wisefelipe

what about raising your sons to respect women and not use them for sex and manipulate their feelings. men use women for sex.......women use men for money.

[wisefelipe]

@LadyScorpio39

Of course, that too, but that is being done already, that is the problem for most guys nowadays btw, they are raised to be respectful to girls, but the girls do not want that, they want the assholes, and they end up having to change.

I think the problem right now is the way girls are being raised.

[NerfDeathcoil]

@LadyScorpio39 Because raising your children to respect an entire class of people is destructive. The problem is that women are clearly the privileged sex in our society, and they are encouraged to use men for money and social status.

[jakbowen]

@LadyScorpio39 we have to work for that money. usually long hours and hard work too. ur pussy is free. you didnt have to lift a fuckin finger to get it. we dont protest for better rights or anything like that , we just want wat you dont have to work for in the first place, in return. hell show me a woman that will pay all my bills in return for sex and id be happy as fuck . so i really dont see what the the problem is. plus its not like women never emotionally scar men as well.

[jeanol1]

If any one outhere have this Chris Rock: Never Scared DVD at home, can you please tell me what's the intro song title is and who sings it? If I'm not mistaking, I think it's NAS, but I would like to know what's the song title.

Thank you.

[polishdread]

@jeanol1 I think it's Made You Look.

[jeanol1]

@polishdread - Thank you so much, I wanted that song REAL BAD!!

[MsJGrizzle]

Soooo true he is!

[BawbTheRevelator]

As a white guy foo'ball fan whp always dropped the best damn PGH Steeler SB to make time for my own black daughter, the man's dead right!

She's NOT 'on the pole' nor even close - and this foo'ball Ofay is damn proud of her and her choices!

[guddaysunshine]

Cinna buns

[terrafirma91]

His words make good sense. I'm somewhat glad that I had all sons. My wife always wanted a daughter, but... Oh, well!

[IFallenKnights1]

@terrafirma91 yea if your wife wants a daughter just show her this to vid

[neecee401100]

@terrafirma91 Harsh.

[FishcakeX]

@terrafirma91 Ignorant.

[mustkillu135]

@terrafirma91 yea well i fucked ur wife last night and she probly preg soo maybe itll be a girl

[terrafirma91]

@mustkillu135 : No you didn't. She told me you couldn't get it up. You said something about yourself being gay, or something along those lines.

[EffLabels]

@terrafirma91 Give your wife a daughter,man. You know what they say 'A son is a son until he finds a wife, but a daughter is your daughter for all your life'

[nicolebaresi]

@terrafirma91 My dad has 3 daughters and no sons xD

[Sharpolicious]

@nicolebaresi Did he manage to keep you all off the pole? lol xD

[nicolebaresi]

@Sharpolicious Well considering I'm only 15 and my 2 sisters are 12, there is sitll plenty of time :d

[Sharpolicious]

@nicolebaresi That wouldn't fill your dad with confidence, that's for damn sure lol

[terrafirma91]

@nicolebaresi : Your dad has a lot of responsibility. Wish him luck from me.

[chicanabeauty16]

Amen!

[gaiden88]

lol