I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. -GlaDOS from portal 2
Ok, I have to break it to you now. PORTAL IS ITS OWN GAME!!! IT IS NOT A MOD FOR HALF LIFE 2!!!!!!! IT DOES RUN ON THE SOURCE ENGINE BUT THATS NOT ONLY HALF LIFE 2!!! GEEZ!!!
It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
@Godsofhalo1 no, Portal and Half-Life are in similar universes, the reason being that the orignal portal project didnt have enough budget to make their own orinal content, so they borrowed the art style from Half Life and came came up with a reason why portal looked similar to half life...and decided to put it in the Half life universe...they dont share the same plot though, its like half life and portal are on different sides of the world...so LMFAOOOOO...<<<lol
@chriscos123 the portal team was around 12 people, most of them programmers and little artists, they didnt have the resources to create completely new art for the game so they borrowed some of it from half life.
@chriscos123 so you're agreeing with me...? and the graphics was relivant in the beginning, did you read to the dev blogs or did you just play the game?
@Landofjello Dude you're making it seem like an entirely different company made Portal. Valve is the creators of both Portal and Half Life! They made both games with the set goal that they both take place in the same canon. Notice how in Portal there is a slideshow in one of the meeting rooms that mentions Black Mesa, the company in Half Life. Also, Black Mesa is mentioned at the end credits. They didn't just make it and then decided to merge the stories. That was the plan from the beginning.
@XboxAnnihilator Valve rather employed the developers based on their previous game(Narbacular Drop). The ten people who worked on it, including Marc Laidlaw, tied in to the half life lore for the simple reasons that with it they could use the assets. Which really is the reason they were able to produce it as fast as they did. Portal in essence is really made by students at DigiPen which now is part of Valve.
@Godsofhalo1 The first Portal takes place at an unknown time after the Earth was taken over (so, probably some time around or just before the events of Half-Life 2)... Portal 2 takes place in the *distant* future, although it's never confirmed exactly when, and as Half Life: Episode 3 has yet to come out, we still don't know if there are any other lasting connections... In Portal 2 GLaDOS' says she saw some humans, but seeing as nothing GLaDOS says can be trusted... it's all speculation...
considering portal takes place in the half-life universe it is reasonable to tag it as such. that's why GLaDoS recommends working for black Mesa as a joke
This game looks confusing as shit ! Did you have GOD MODE enabled or something ? It looked like those blue-lasers were hitting you, but nothing happened.
every werdoe thingies falliung from him are emotion emulators.you have to destroy them all untill you destroy "love".wich means you will break his heart.wich means you will be breaking his processor.all of this shit,only to defeat a creation made by humans.
@jigilypuffl this is really connected to half life, aperture science worked to create portals against black mesa, and in half life (i dont know where or when ) appears a ship called the borealis created by aperture science
he has the old ending...... in the new one something comes up behind u and starts mumbling and drags u away.... Thumbs up for new ending for Portal 2!
You guys do know that portal is set in the Half-life universe
gametron1 4 weeks ago
I was expecting HLF2....
nachos908283 1 month ago
Portal IS NOT HL2!
(Portal is separate from HL2)
muukod 1 month ago
@muukod no because it runs on hte hl2 engine numbnuts
ramonwebber 3 weeks ago
Yogis is just portal not half life crazy head
WestsideMastering 1 month ago
ARE
YOU
KIDDING
ME?
THIS IS NOT HALF LIFE TWO, THIS IS FREAKING PORTAL.
wow you're dumb
Jupiterninja95 4 months ago 6
@Jupiterninja95 -_- thanks sherlock
sonicdsfan1 4 months ago
-Hellou :D
-That's you!, that's how dumb you sound!
CharroArgentino 4 months ago
3:57
WHEATLY!
Xmasterchiefix 4 months ago
In Soviet Russia Portal is a Half-Life 2 mod.
VitorHunter12 5 months ago
Ну и гавно, пиздец
receptor1974 5 months ago
Lol Curious Eye...(Orange Eye) Who Are You.. WHAT IS THAT?
TheAlaaos 5 months ago
This isn't a game in the Half Life series.
TheSteveoninja 5 months ago
@TheSteveoninja Portal 2 confirmed it pretty much is
Deryl32 4 months ago
@Deryl32 what I ment was it is a part of the series, but it isn't a main part, like it doesn't have the Half Life name.
TheSteveoninja 4 months ago
ok one Half Life and Portal are in the same univerce but there not the same AND THE BOSSES NAME IS GLaDOS Genric Lifeform and Disk Operating system
plzwork100 5 months ago
This isn't a Half Life game, it's in the same universe as HL2, but it's a totally different game
DoctorGleich 5 months ago
time out fo a minit ! dat wuznt supoz ta happind
loco4wolfram 6 months ago
I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. -GlaDOS from portal 2
Keybug55 6 months ago
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GLaDOS: That thing you brought up wasnt from Portal 2.
2:05
WTF
Transformice9 6 months ago
GLaDOS: That thing you brought up wasnt from Portal 2.
2:07
WTF
Transformice9 6 months ago
@Transformice9 that thing you BURT up wasnt IMPORTANT TOO
Pozakion 6 months ago
@Pozakion i know, just to jazz it up
Transformice9 6 months ago
This isn't a Half-Life Game as far as I know it's just another game from Valve (as far as I know)
Pokegod602 6 months ago
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"You're curious about what happens after you die, right? Well guess what? I know."
And now so do we :3
TehNerdQueen 6 months ago
i can finish this game in 2:22 minutes this game is so easy
Habbitwilldevil 6 months ago
@Habbitwilldevil sure you can and i beat it in one minute make a video proving you can
lbonini1 6 months ago
@lbonini1 proove it then because you sound jealous
Habbitwilldevil 6 months ago
you cant proove it than your just jealous
Habbitwilldevil 6 months ago
@lbonini1 you dont even have the game what do you have proove anyway your just a coward buy words
Habbitwilldevil 6 months ago
@Habbitwilldevil i do have the game and i was being sarcastic of course i cant beat it in one minute and how the hell am i a coward
lbonini1 6 months ago
@lbonini1 proove it then
Habbitwilldevil 6 months ago
@Habbitwilldevil heres your proof ignoramus type this lbonini1gaming
lbonini1 6 months ago
@lbonini1 well can you play the game if you dont have the game then your lieing then
Habbitwilldevil 6 months ago
The blue one reminds me of Wheatly saying the cake ingredient.
NoedigJK471 6 months ago
In soviet russian Portal is a Half-Life 2 Mod!
VitorHunter12 7 months ago
SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
anfpierce 7 months ago
I remember this game being hard.. then portal 2... UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
elfsleef108 7 months ago
Ok, I have to break it to you now. PORTAL IS ITS OWN GAME!!! IT IS NOT A MOD FOR HALF LIFE 2!!!!!!! IT DOES RUN ON THE SOURCE ENGINE BUT THATS NOT ONLY HALF LIFE 2!!! GEEZ!!!
laurabobwo 7 months ago
@laurabobwo FINALLY
someone esle thinks that
team fortress 2 runs on the source engine and no one is saying thats a mod for HL2
so i dont get why they think that portal is
aaronjs4 7 months ago
It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
PokeMaster979899 7 months ago
Noooooo the cake
FTWXero 7 months ago
@Gargroyal I think he put Half-Life 2: Portal because Portal was made with like a Half-Life MOD [ Just thinking ]
nfsu2222 7 months ago
"What did I ever do to you?"
Let me answer that question with a question.
WHERES MAH CAIK?!
boynedmaster 7 months ago
She's a bitch
TehNoobLand1 7 months ago
1:05 LOL...LOL.LOOOOLL....
mvcreator1 8 months ago
the yellow personality core reminded me of "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
MoonR1d3r 8 months ago 46
@MoonR1d3r NOH!
Space core reminded me about curiosity core.
ryanw2ooo 7 months ago
@MoonR1d3r There is no yellow core.
In portal 2, yes
Transformice9 6 months ago
@MoonR1d3r it turns out that it IS the space core. it was rebuild and stored back into the rejected cores
legohero451 6 months ago
@legohero451 hadda y know?
MoonR1d3r 6 months ago
@MoonR1d3r it was the curiosity core
Bonnie1020Production 5 months ago
@MoonR1d3r oh curiousity.yeah ive seen where people pair those two cores.
TheRandomandTheUke 4 months ago
lol 1:05 Black Mesa XD 1:07 COW!
If you notice, here head IS a box..it just doesnt have the movable eye its just a circle
maybe that circle got blown off when she blew up?
CHADwuvkittyz 8 months ago
lol 1:05 Black Mesa XD 1:07 COW!
CHADwuvkittyz 8 months ago
Well, at least the cake wasn't a lie after all.
kristofize 8 months ago
Aaaaaaah Nice Old Memories
DesignPhoniX 8 months ago
GLaDOS sounds different in Portal 2
1stLineMC 8 months ago
@1stLineMC They said it was because they wanted her to sound more "human", as it would get annoying to hear her robotic voice all the time
JJnnaatt 8 months ago
@1stLineMC Because the voice actor grew up, and they wanted her to sound more human.
technologyRainbow 8 months ago
lol i got scared when i heard her voice after you destroyed the first core. looool thumbs up if you think her voice sounds evil and dangerous xDD
Theblacktailhunter 9 months ago
that boss scares me :s
jj56x56 9 months ago
@jj56x56 she's cake... if you've actually GOTTEN that far, then you're more than skilled enough to take her out.
JBthatguy00 9 months ago
portal is a game for it self made by valve and powerd by source
smpfilmfan1 9 months ago
I thought Portal took place during Half Life. Does this mean Portal 2 took place during Half Life 2?
Godsofhalo1 9 months ago
@Godsofhalo1 no, Portal and Half-Life are in similar universes, the reason being that the orignal portal project didnt have enough budget to make their own orinal content, so they borrowed the art style from Half Life and came came up with a reason why portal looked similar to half life...and decided to put it in the Half life universe...they dont share the same plot though, its like half life and portal are on different sides of the world...so LMFAOOOOO...<<<lol
Landofjello 9 months ago
@Landofjello No, i think they are both in the same canon.
chriscos123 9 months ago
@chriscos123 the portal team was around 12 people, most of them programmers and little artists, they didnt have the resources to create completely new art for the game so they borrowed some of it from half life.
Landofjello 9 months ago
@Landofjello Even still, they both exist within the same universe, weather or not the graphics are the same is irrelivant
chriscos123 9 months ago
@chriscos123 so you're agreeing with me...? and the graphics was relivant in the beginning, did you read to the dev blogs or did you just play the game?
Landofjello 9 months ago
@Landofjello Dude you're making it seem like an entirely different company made Portal. Valve is the creators of both Portal and Half Life! They made both games with the set goal that they both take place in the same canon. Notice how in Portal there is a slideshow in one of the meeting rooms that mentions Black Mesa, the company in Half Life. Also, Black Mesa is mentioned at the end credits. They didn't just make it and then decided to merge the stories. That was the plan from the beginning.
XboxAnnihilator 9 months ago
@XboxAnnihilator Valve rather employed the developers based on their previous game(Narbacular Drop). The ten people who worked on it, including Marc Laidlaw, tied in to the half life lore for the simple reasons that with it they could use the assets. Which really is the reason they were able to produce it as fast as they did. Portal in essence is really made by students at DigiPen which now is part of Valve.
nairobie755 9 months ago
@Landofjello ive decided to do a remake of the GINGER ALERT tone just for you :)
RETARD ALERT... they are both the same canon so SHHHHH!!!
specysam2310 9 months ago
@Godsofhalo1 The first Portal takes place at an unknown time after the Earth was taken over (so, probably some time around or just before the events of Half-Life 2)... Portal 2 takes place in the *distant* future, although it's never confirmed exactly when, and as Half Life: Episode 3 has yet to come out, we still don't know if there are any other lasting connections... In Portal 2 GLaDOS' says she saw some humans, but seeing as nothing GLaDOS says can be trusted... it's all speculation...
JBthatguy00 9 months ago
the neurotoxin emmitors..sss
TifgoCS2 9 months ago 25
Half Life not Portal >_<...
ThefirstRekalar 9 months ago
CAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DannyboyRFC06 9 months ago
so portal was a little spinoff in HL2?
ishallkillall 9 months ago
@ishallkillall dah.
Timisneat 9 months ago
@Timisneat ^_^
ishallkillall 9 months ago
@ishallkillall It's not really a spin off, it just takes place in the same canon.
teetertoter3 9 months ago
HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOW
skullking191 9 months ago
poor orange eyeball....it was so cute........
*sees red eye*KILL IT!!!KILL IT!!!!
akastukibitch 9 months ago
poor red eyeball :(........it was so cute
akastukibitch 9 months ago
......poor eyeball......twas so cute
akastukibitch 9 months ago
LoL 1:30 hours game ;P
Nice game !
thieno21 9 months ago
it isnt HL2:portal dumbass portal is a seperate game series :|
gmr234 9 months ago
@gmr234 Well it runs on a Half Life 2 engine, but you're still right. it's still a very-seperate series. (even if it has some of the same things.)
sonicfangamer2 9 months ago
glados is a potato in portal 2
blueful100 9 months ago
hahahah the blue ball tells how to make cake :D
SpiceyMeataballa 9 months ago
hahaha "I invited you best friend the companion cube but he couldn't come because you incinerated him" ahahahhaha these lines are funny!
SpiceyMeataballa 9 months ago
That robot is a BITCH.
KingOfAceZ1 10 months ago
anyone else feel bad about killing the orange thing...?
KukaPopoki 10 months ago
@KukaPopoki yes it was so cute. What's that? What's that thing? Hello! Ooh! That's the lady from the test things!
SpiceyMeataballa 9 months ago
@SpiceyMeataballa i was like"...what have i done! i killed it!!!" and my friend yelled "murderer!!!"
KukaPopoki 9 months ago
just realised the heart is COMPANION CUBE!!
tharlienicepower132 10 months ago
I just realised that Glados was inspired by HAL 9000 ...
Both are great !
Rastavalor 10 months ago
Lol The portal "gun" is just like and gravity gun but you can make portals with it. >_>
The999GB 10 months ago
Who the hell calls is Half-life 2: Portal!?
Yes they take place in the same universe, but they are separate series!
smatteringofapplause 10 months ago
@corvette334405 Oh... okay...Thanks!
XwatchmyvidsX 11 months ago
considering portal takes place in the half-life universe it is reasonable to tag it as such. that's why GLaDoS recommends working for black Mesa as a joke
bjerjosh 11 months ago
you stupid this is half life 2 you stupid moron it is just a spinoff-set in the half life 2 universe
iTecho9 11 months ago
2+2 is....10
kankuropuppet10 11 months ago
@kankuropuppet10 IN BASE FOUR
robloxian00 11 months ago
really helpful :D
mymanwade 1 year ago
Despite everything going on, the Orange one is still so nice.
RbugStudio 1 year ago 2
You are a misleading idiot.
Reason 1: This is not Half-Life 2, yet you included that in the title.
Reason 2: There's no "Boss" in Portal; it's called GlaDOS.
Reason 3: You took 3 minutes and 45 seconds to beat GlaDOS? A newb could beat GlaDOS in two minutes.
Reason 4: There's absolutely no reason why the video should be 7 min 23 sec when you defeat GlaDOS at 5:23.
pneshati 1 year ago
@pneshati None of those reasons are misleading.
kthx0r010 1 year ago
@kthx0r010 First two are.
pneshati 3 months ago
Half-Life 2: Portal??? This ain't half life it's JUST PORTAL!
XwatchmyvidsX 1 year ago
I'd like to see a half life final boss battle with Portal Gun ^^
UltimasIsland 1 year ago
HAHA the red 1s like FUK BICTCH PUT ME DONW OR ILL WASTE YOU FUK FUK FUK FUK FUK!!!
Heliosmaster3 1 year ago
Neurotoxin detected. Administering antidote...
Richmanwoof 1 year ago
lol wtf 2 plus 2 equals 10?!?!
blahbluh1234 1 year ago
@blahbluh1234
In base 4 you count 0 1 2 3 10 11 12 13 20 ...
That's why it says "In base 4 - I'm fine!"
Entropomant 1 year ago
lol i always thought it said " in base ball im fine"
Mitchmat518 1 year ago
I wouldn't eat that cake...
...It's got rhubarb in it. (Fibreglass is tasty)
MumblesCA 1 year ago
2+2=10
Davastor12 1 year ago
omg, what is up and what ois down?!
Worldsify32 1 year ago
Glados + Angry Turret + Curriosity Turret + Happy Turret + Lava + Portal Gun + Rockets = EPIC FAIL (FOR GLADOS!)
wakfu1524 1 year ago
shes like the most talkative boss ever
Girtaco100 1 year ago
the red one is crazy
JJ3792 1 year ago
omg the blu one is telling u how to make CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
morbid215 1 year ago
This game looks confusing as shit ! Did you have GOD MODE enabled or something ? It looked like those blue-lasers were hitting you, but nothing happened.
test540va 1 year ago
@test540va there yust aiming lazors the turrets shoot missiles
Pyromania37 1 year ago
The blue one is saying a recipe for a cake
shitsombrero 1 year ago
Do you smell something burning?
Xxninja195xX 1 year ago
im guessing the blue one is for nerd a.k.a smart guy which is freakin anoying.....
sonicknuckles12 1 year ago
@sonicknuckles12 It's saying the ingredients to the Cake xD
Xxninja195xX 1 year ago
@Xxninja195xX o__________________O well honestly ive never played portal, but looks pretty fun and looks like id enjoy it :)
sonicknuckles12 1 year ago
This has nothing to do with half-life 2 except it's by valve
SpazzmaticTranslated 1 year ago
they both use the same graphics chip
Mitchmat518 1 year ago
every werdoe thingies falliung from him are emotion emulators.you have to destroy them all untill you destroy "love".wich means you will break his heart.wich means you will be breaking his processor.all of this shit,only to defeat a creation made by humans.
creatorscootfan 1 year ago
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Thats you! THATS HOW DUMB YOU SOUND.
iceboyz123 1 year ago
Half Life 2: Portal?
PainInTheAssKid97 1 year ago
That Scream at 2:30 is like the scream Zombies make in l4d
123runescape12349 1 year ago
It also says your adopted thats funny to lmao
hidanfan666 1 year ago
wait is the main character a man or a woman? its better if its a man since that would be wierd if the woman machine was a lesbian. ;0
jorgeofdeath 1 year ago
@jorgeofdeath She is in fact, a woman.
andon217 1 year ago
It's never good when a robot's voice turns seductive...
TheRoyalAquamaster 1 year ago
dude if it wasnt for you id still be trying to press e to pik it up in mid air lol
YourShoesAreGay 1 year ago
It's not Half Life 2: Portal. It's just Portal. It takes place in the HL universe, but it doesn't have Half Life in it's title.
And there I go, nitpicking again. Sorry.
vengeanceproductions 1 year ago
i passed it with 18 secs from the final
MrGoodcap 1 year ago
that has got to be the bumbest thing i-- LOL LOL lol lol....
Corkoth55 1 year ago
CAKE!!!!!!!!! 7:05
spongeheadful 1 year ago
soemthing about this souless robot gives me the chills
Soulreaver51 1 year ago
@Soulreaver51 maybe it is the fact is that i has figured out anger and has the ability to kill you at will
legomaniac225 1 year ago
@legomaniac225 that to. its just that you are mostly at the will of something thats cold and unfeeling and without morals
Soulreaver51 1 year ago
@Soulreaver51 very true
legomaniac225 1 year ago
i love when the robot say :"you will be death where are you taking that thing" make me laugh a lot
devilman1996 1 year ago
wow
dickysnicky 1 year ago
will that computer thing SHUT UP!
kiina457 1 year ago
The Cake is a Lie!!!
hotrod36104 1 year ago
this is not half-life:portal portal is not connected to half-life at all
jigilypuffl 1 year ago
@jigilypuffl this is really connected to half life, aperture science worked to create portals against black mesa, and in half life (i dont know where or when ) appears a ship called the borealis created by aperture science
joelcll 1 year ago
how is that half life?
1dra7 1 year ago
he has the old ending...... in the new one something comes up behind u and starts mumbling and drags u away.... Thumbs up for new ending for Portal 2!
MrHacksalot1 1 year ago
you think you are doing some damege??
HAH!
2 plus 2 is...... 10.. In base FIVE! hah! Im fine ^^
PixelDudePlanet 1 year ago
ooo nice skill man :)
SAMPAVAST 1 year ago
Can't decide what's cooler, the game or the awesome techno song they made from it? lol
kevinrules25 1 year ago
Can't wait for Portal: 2!!!
Inyasha1139 1 year ago
The blue one is the best because it gives the ingredients for the cake.
pitbullisgai 1 year ago
This computer was HILARIOUS!!!!
metaitachi 1 year ago
We avenged Companion Cubes death!!! :D
She made us throw Companion Cube into a fire...
SO WE THROW HER PARTS INTO THE EXACT SAME FIRE!!!!! >:D
ShimmerSkyfolt123 1 year ago
Hey that thing has numbers on it!
iThatOneKid 1 year ago
thats one fuuk up Computer Robot
GayBoyRunning 1 year ago
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What a badly made game
pinfeet 1 year ago
lol orange one is soo cute. i'd have kept it with me. the blue one was dull, and the red one was.. freaky. HAHA love.
qroxfire 1 year ago
2+2 IS.....................10!
megaman0426 1 year ago
2+2 is ffffffff 10
Dimentio152 1 year ago
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computer:two plus two is ten,ITS 4 NOTINS WRONG WITH ME LOL
acleashit 1 year ago
computer:two plus two is rygfrndeuefyg ten,ITS 4 NOTINS WRONG WITH ME LOL
acleashit 1 year ago
lol she sounds like a zombie on lfd after orange thingy
realbieped 1 year ago
i'd keep the orange one.
HarlequinGrunge 1 year ago
What's wrong with the red one?
chipotlaway 1 year ago
@chipotlaway Anger core.
Aldaboy 1 year ago
@chipotlaway it is a zombie. get it!!!111
yubarta1 1 year ago
i <3 companion cube
VViitard 1 year ago 15
@VViitard it funny in the end of portal 2 it shows the companion cube all burned up
zombiehunters258 9 months ago
one of the greatest games ever
hthekingofblargh 1 year ago 4
Creep computer. She calls the Companion Cube ! Should be worst battle, U Vs Companion Cube
flippyyyyfan9 2 years ago
Did anyone know that the intelligence (blue) core tells the cake ingredients?
Fieryultras 2 years ago