Emile Heskey - The Best Football Player Ever

[iDABmi]

better than messi......no

[TheThesupreme123]

clearly this video is fake. heskey cant score from 5 yards away

[TheSkaterVillage]

You guys must be idiots because he clearly hasnt dribbled the ball once, the only thing he can do is head the ball well, he isnt comparable to messi, not even close

[DEALERONE112]

Heskey learned from Torres :D

[OmgzMegaLolz]

0:36 seconds.... I blinked and missed the ball travel, such power.

[tecktonikboyfull]

what the fuck all make heskey a god?:D

[dasspapper13]

Heskey got the skills to pay the bills! Ksi is beaaaaast!!

[ThePresentofGod]

Without KSI nobody would ever known about Heskey :p

[TheDeadlyPhillis]

@ThePresentofGod I'm pertty sure everyone knew about hesky before that idiot showed up...

[DOUKI2199]

is he heskey sure?

[paolopizza1]

2.20 he can't stop scoring.... :O

[anonymouslBE]

zidane .

[severuxtrololo]

the guy above me was raped by emile heskey

[aaawwwwUknow]

He had great moments in his ceerer, untill he took Ksiolajidebt to the knee....

[aznalec1]

Haha at 0:29

Goes in for the pat on back

Heskey: Fuck off mate

[Dassmonstret]

The owner of KFC

[AVFCsi02]

Messi doesn't have the ball control that Heskey possesses.

[imabaitguy]

BEAST!!!!!

[JoninhoProductionsHD]

the finishes go from 1:19 to 2:18 :/

[PATRYKUS71]

I thought Heskey cant score SWEETY GOALS

[defonnn]

Heskey is a beast!



[apostolis217]

very good player but dont compare him with messi, rooney and others

[dannyisaac92]

Lol what a joke! How you ppl overrate players like him and compare him to Messi!

[Prophet0a]

@dannyisaac92 It is a joke...

[dannyisaac92]

@Prophet0a For sure!

[MrGosta66]

This was made before KSI videos.

[retterkl]

Just so people know, Heskey has scored around 115 goals in the premiership making him one of the best centre forwards in England. His low goal tally for England is boosted by the fact that whoever he is playing alongside pretty much doubles their goals when Heskey plays. Just because he's not technical doesn't mean Heskey is bad.

He's bad because he's just Heskey.

[Fortenhell]

messi> whatever...

those comparisons are for kids who collect cards with values for attack power and restistance to magic and fire damage

[TheFenwizzler]

2:21 do my ears deceive me?

[ErManu10]

Heskey mejor q Messi? Q coño fumais?

[PepeLui93]

@ErManu10 Se llama sarcasmo xD

[Speediseverything100]

Heskey is a joke

[enbeei]

messi who?

[eslamrocks]

these are all of heskeys goals

[TheStelistu98]

Respect

[SargentLardArse]

Heskey was good but now he is poo

[SocietyOFMetalheads]

That's a rather fast Black Man!

[xXAe0N]

Heskey>Messi

[MisterSkrillex]

lionel heskey<3

[dennydramatic]

KSI would be proud.

[teddypicker12345]

I didn't know heskey could score...

[xPwnG]

why are evreybody mad at heskey he was the best english player in sout africa 2010

[Larsen1303]

@xPwnG Heskey is the best player of all time!

[RapLiFeGsTyLE911]

kanye west vs heskey

[FIFASKILLSTER123]

Canpwople check out my channel and pls sub to me I'll do FIFA ut bids of your choice

[DBZdude95]

like some of the best players, heskey was quality untill he went liverpool lol

[AVFCsi02]

Heskey is known for taking arrows to the knee

[BigAndyCarroll]

People take the piss, but some of these finishes are actually fantastic.

[NEROGAMINGMAFIA]

He was a legend

[yannickAFCA]

Thumps up if KSI bring you here..

[JellowHD]

@yannickAFCA No, Heskey did.

[NEROGAMINGMAFIA]

@yannickAFCA is KSI a heskey fan ?

[Khanisghen]

i know this is a joke, cause everyone thinks heskey is shit, but these goals are proper quality goals. he is actually a surprising decent player

[IVANGEBER]

heskey is a standart player i think, he's goal is not very special enough

[Ysamanci]

@IVANGEBER

Heskey > Ronaldo + Messi

[JAWZ131]

Heskey actuly used to be good. But now

[xBlackOsguYx]

nothing to say but CLASS

[tesnjic]

Emile Heskey went on a large shooting spree in Birmingham... No-one was hit.

[Ysamanci]

Forget football, its all about Emile Heskey

[ThaRemixerz]

when I clicked this I thought it was a joke..

[uchihaestelcior]

@ThaRemixerz

funny thing after i clicked it i still thought it was a joke

[MrAady123]

@ThaRemixerz i saw and it was like a joke

[MarcoisX]

BETTER THAN TORRES

[sk8d87]

Heskey was 19? ..... O.o

[FOOTYFAN427]

He was good back then, but now, he's the DON! :|

[hilly6920]

andy carroll = new hesky although hesky is better !!

[maudlins123]

dis guy is shit

[xxxjusticeleaguexxx]

He's the Bruce Lee of football.

[rossbayliss]

1:00 hits it so hard it goes through the keeper

[MiniSynChallenge]

LEICESTER

[tonsflax]

Shouldn't this be in the comedy section of youtube?



[pikachusbro]

Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, and Rooney all have Heskey Action Figures!

[rko101]

Some say it was a myth

Others said a folk tale

But no sir its real! 

[Rotesmith]

Emile Heskey the chuck norris of football

[hooooooooove]

if you watch closely ... than you´ll see that heskey is in this video

[TheBjorn1999]

The akward moment when you thik this is gonna be ironi

[mrwipi09]

Sometimes. When I blink really fast. I think that heskey is pele!

[BeastLordofMetal]

At Newcastle United we have an even better player than Heskey.

His name is Shola.

[RuckusNW]

@BeastLordofMetal haha. Go magpies

[xXFifaBawsXx]

so basicly he use to be a BEAST

[xezopen]

seriously, whats up with all the jokes?

he have 111 goals in the premier league, only 15 other players have more... and you think he never have managed to score?

and joking about him beeing dead is a little bit too far?

[RijaHD]

Heskey is the best 20k coins I've ever spent :)

[DelphianSociety]

Why are people on youtube always calling him the best ever? I want a serious answer, is he like a kind off chuck norris (in that chuck norris is a horrible actor but people deify him as a joke on the internet)?

[StyleZ107]

@DelphianSociety What? He's quality!

[UKPatchy]

@DelphianSociety - It's because he's basically included in squads to be a brick wall and for his headers. He's a striker but bless his little cotton socks can never score for England.

Lol.

[toonarmy4ever1021]

@DelphianSociety yeah, hit the nail on the head

[lionel09messi]

@DelphianSociety yes its like chuck norris....

HESKEY TIME BITCH

[shamel95]

@DelphianSociety Watch the video before saying it.

[Mattxucool]

@DelphianSociety You sir, are blind.

[flyingjibberish]

@DelphianSociety Kind of like Chuck yes. He's a dreadful footballer, but always used to get picked for his club and country. So he became a national joke.

[hbunnyo]

@DelphianSociety Chuck Norris is a Karate Champion. Held the middleweight title for 6 years running. His record is 183-10-2. He also has an 8th degree grandmaster black belt in Tae Kwon Do and invented his own martial art style Chun Kuk Do.

[RuckusNW]

@DelphianSociety ya dude he was actually really good.  He was huge and fast and could get headers for days. He was a complete athlete. But he's old and sucks in the game FIFA 12 and people make fun of him for that. Check out KSIOlajidebt's videos about him they're funny.

[astevens521]

@DelphianSociety he is the british Pele

[mentalpatient121]

@astevens521 he's too good to be compared to pele

[Prath24]

@DelphianSociety one long word..............ksiolajidebt­

[beckhamsfollower]

@DelphianSociety yeah it's because he is god awful

[spagnolDes]

@DelphianSociety Chuck Norris ain't a bad actor :)

[Fiveagainstjimmy]

@DelphianSociety Cuz he's a rather fast blackman who have the skills to pay the bills...

[TheGhostMonkey1]

@DelphianSociety just look at these goals!

[megaanaconda123]

@TheGhostMonkey1 even neymar makes better goals

[SGTKiLLKAM109]

Heskey is a ''Really Fast Black Man"

[seetow01]

heskey > messi. no question

[AVFCsi02]

Heskey's better than Messi.

[MrSharkteeth93]

@AVFCsi02 Go suck a cock. Not one ballon dor for heskey. noway to compare him to Messi. Are you blind!!!!!!!!!

[seetow01]

@MrSharkteeth93 not even a comparison. messi is good but there is only one heskey

[MrSharkteeth93]

@seetow

[MrSharkteeth93]

@seetow01 there is only one Messi too.

[AVFCsi02]

@MrSharkteeth93 Messi doesn't have the ball skills & control that Heskey possesses.

[MrSharkteeth93]

@AVFCsi02 If Messi doesnt have control and dribbling skills than why the fuck did he win the ballon dor. You dont see Messi play. Go see him!!!

[AVFCsi02]

@MrSharkteeth93 Messi winning the Ballon D'or was a sympathy vote lol

[Yulimaruli]

HESKEY'S GONNA RAPE YOU WHILE YOU'RE IN BED... WATHCA GONNA DUUU?????

[hazardaew]

This is a joke right? He is quite possibly the worst footballer to ever wear an England shirt. He must have given the managers awesome blowjobs to keep getting games

[ao8958]

fake

[EnzoCheLatino]

Sometimes i can't distinguish Heskey from Messi.

[RealFifaHD]

great commentating @ 1:26 hes like oh shit didn't expect that to go in

[puopolo4]

has KSI seen this?

[TheLmaoStuff]

Oh wow i was expecting a piss take... i can't believe this is real...

[r4h4al]

BEst Video Ever

[hullcityfan789]

@r4h4al u got it wrong its BE(A)ST video ever ;)

[brodiem1994]

Is this vid takin the piss? Heskey is nowhere near the best I mean when he gets the chance he can be fucking great but compared to players like Rooney he's nothing. Maybe it's just cos I'm a devil's boy tho

[TheSiIVIon]

haha 'its trouble when he gets the ball, he just cant stop scoring'

[fana1996]

@xFootball2011x Ironi

[fana1996]

Heskey would been a better signing than Torres!! 

chelsea should buy him for 60 millions

[ZSuperGamer]

HESKEEEEEEEEY TIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!

[MrMikool1]

Anyone know what the name of the song is?

[xFootball2011x]

HE IS WAY OVERRATED... why are people calling him the best ?

[DemiRockefeller]

@xFootball2011x Heskey was really good whilst at liverpool in real life.. stop basing his real career on what u have heard from on ur fifa videos

[guitarsANDcars39]

@xFootball2011x why is he overrated? he is a solid player that has made some funny mistakes, but then again he is HUMAN

[R0bski]

He was actually quite good for Liverpool....

[Keezd]

I remember playing with heskey in This is football 2003. He really was BEAST!

[zXzDAV3zXz]

Lol, KSI is in the realted videos XD

[MrVinny18]

Wtf it looks like his fast OMG :O

[StyleZ107]

@MrVinny18 He was!

[mickeyblue52]

@MrVinny18 Of course he was, after all he is black! :D

[mattmcm96]

@MrVinny18 He's black. What did you expect?

[TheTommyboy225]

The awkward moment, when this video is serious...

[ardnega]

@StyleZ107 Thanks to the uploader for leaving the commentaries on and making good use of an apt song and the mixing levels included with almost all editing softwares. Hope we see a trend here for compilation videos - sports or otherwise.

[xX0ArchiE3Xx]

"Heskey Can't Stop Scoring" Wish I heard this LIVE!

[Extremespade]

What a player!!

[MrMrAlexTheDon]

next balon'dor nominee.



[hectormusic111]

"I don't always score goals, hell I usually don't

but when I do, they're pretty damn great." -Heskey

[liverpoolfan5times]

I know this is a pisstake video but that goal at 2:18 is a fucking good goal

[energyllaugh]

its... HESKEY TIME!

[liverpoollover123456]

the awkward moment when you realise he's serious :I

[silentsniper125]

messi and ronaldo check their closet everynight for heskey

[09BIJAN09]

i got an impression that heskey was shit.

[bobnob1971]

He's better than Giggs......Like if you cried when he retired

[AVFCsi02]

The God of Football is Heskeyyy!

[theGunners5572]

I like Heskey

I´m very happy, when Heskey score goals.He is a very nice man.I don´t make a jokes.He is one of my favourite players

[Likkivi]

@theGunners5572

Yea.

It's sad that the hetz is directed at a humble player.

[TheWhatthefreakish]

WTF!



[Str1k3r4live]

kow = know

[Str1k3r4live]

heskey is not a bad player but he haves much failes but kow he is 16st most goals in the competition

[fredjohns]

this song would be even better for a sarcastic video

[TheHeno98]

Lol in the suggestions beside this video is KSI olajidebt's channel

[FreestyleSoccerball]

Guys the Heskey Jokes are starting to cross the line... unlike his shots XD.

[supermeatbhoy]

can still see him in a number 9 chelsea shirt next season.

[Spicey999]

these aren't just his best goals, they're all of them...

[ChoticXXInferno]

i thought u were being sarcastic !

[lcfc75]

He played his best football as a teenager at Leicester.

[Silver7Bullet7]

what's name of music?

[MarcoisX]

@Silver7Bullet7 Kanye west- Champion

[xNaderz]

HESKEY TIME !