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  • Simon has overawed me with his LACK of intelligence.

  • @flogelicous remember this is a reality show, so most of them are in the show because of their looks, not necessarily thier intelligence. If I've learned anything from these types of shows, it shows that a person can graduate from a great achool and even be involved in an industry and still be a fool.

  • IQ has little to do with making business (apart maybe for maths). its about having leadership management and decision making skills + loads of common sense

  • @artistsdontknowmoney he is married and has children ( I don't know how many ) but at least 2 of them have run his companies at some point in their lives.

  • sir alan is single?

  • @artistsdontknowmoney yeah sure is worth 800million only? well bill gashes probably as another 42billion to spear

  • 3:07 to skip intro :)

  • don't tell me your like me, because your not like me! I'm unique, and I"M SPECIAL!!!

  • @conniemints IQ is found by taking an IQ test.. what does it mean? IQ is your intelligence potential, a high IQ will allow you to understand more difficult stuff and learn it with less effort than a normal person. An IQ of 119 is barely above average tho

  • @DePaashaasIsGeil OCD ftw, and IQ of 119 means you're in the top 10.3% of all people. that's most graduate level students. granted that university content is not difficult... IQ tests measure how good you are at certain tasks, it does not gauge solely how able you are to learn and understand, and it does not take into account the way your mind works. For example, people can be horrible at using words, but incredable at pictures. IQ tests are more of a trained memory test...

  • "business woman with alot of balls"? hmmm

  • simon is a nice guy, and he spoke like he had no nerves. would love it if some1 like him came back

  • alex, grow up you lil cunt

  • All piss flaps and ass wipes !

  • What really pisses me off is this notion of defining driven, forward, gutsy thinking by "having balls". Having the mentioned qualities aren't characteristics predefined by masculinity or sexual anatomy but more of the individual as a person, a human being. Some of the strongest people I've ever met in life have been women, so surely by that aforementioned logic the correct 'phrase of speech' should be "That takes ovaries!".

  • Nick and Margaret for the win. Their facial expressions alone keeps me watching.

  • Difference between US & UK: in the US they put them together to cause as much friction as possible (good ratings!) - in the UK they put them because to cause as little friction as possible (business sense). It shows which is the more trustworthy of shows ;)

  • This is the 1st time Im watching The Apprentice UK version. I find an obvious difference between the UK & USA versions. In USA version, D Trump seemed to instigate and enjoy the bickering between fellow candidates in the boardroom, which comes across as very unprofessional. The USA show apparently aims at creating drama for the sake of increasing show ratings. Here, the UK version is more real and professional the way Lord Alan Sugar takes no nonsense from unproductive bickering. Great show!

  • @UninhibitedSoul

    so true!

  • @UninhibitedSoul

    so true!

    the drama/comedy comes in the after show: "the apprentice You are fired"

  • @whitexchina Thank you for the recommendation.

  • @UninhibitedSoul Mayve D Trump is really like that? I wouldn't be surprised...

  • @UninhibitedSoul You are right, I have the same observation... the UK version is more real than the US version. There are times that D Trump insults the participants to the point of below the belt..... There was this Celebrity Apprentice wherein mother-daughter, Joan-Melissa participated and really they are very unprofesional.

  • whats that music in the beging?

  • @mfahrertraining

    Prokofiev's 'Dance of the Knights' from the ballet Romeo and Juliet.

  • Helen at 8:19 ...I knew it!

  • @Bantoleon Haha, no. He has an IQ of 170. God...

  • what time does Sir Alan's staff get up. They have to be up before the boss I suppose.

  • lol yea alex is an idiot thats full of himself. Not a good combination at all.

  • alex=dickhead

  • people who blag about their iq are losers= stephen hawking

  • @ikpsos slightly paraphrased, but it's true he said that. then again, the average person online has an IQ of 140 and a 9inch penis (if male, obviously). in reality, the average is 100, and between 4.5 and 6. If people realised 140 was genius level, as in so smart chances are they wouldn't even bother with the internet... :P

  • 9:35 and the reaction hahahah

  • god alex is so annoying..

  • 6:55 did he say he had IQ of 170?? Is that believable?

  • @VeeProd well i think it's around 1 in a thousand, which is believable but rare...

  • @VeeProd Is that believable?

    No. lol

    He looked really uncomfortable when he was speaking as well.

  • @VeeProd dude every single one of these guys on this show are extremely arrogant and full of shit.

    can you believe that one of them actually was asking how to spell 'accent' on the previous episode?

  • Think the woman behind the till should win on the guys team. She was awesome!

  • helene looks like a king charles spaniel

  • i think its really annoying when you ask someone a question and that person says ' um hold on a second let me finish... the reason why I am saying this is because... '. why not just, pause, listen to somone's query, answer it, then carry on with your speech?

  • why is Maragret so happy....smile

  • Lucinda is such a bad team-mate. and she gets to the final 5 aswell

  • @killermidget100 No f***ing spoilers please...

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  • The stuff Lucinda is wearing...that in itself would be enough reason for sacking her. 

  • one of the guys look like andy from little britain hahah the fat chin

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  • Simon: "I've got an IQ of 170..." give me a break! Idiot!

    Love how Margaret rolls her eyes at 7:25 ...she's fab!!!

  • she definitely has ALOT of balls, hemaph

  • Why is it that the ones who always claim to be great at sales turn out to be total dickheads who shit the bed completely?

  • fkn ranger

  • i really like lucinda,she seems so nice and alot better then some of the stuck up cows

  • i love how alex covers his arse before he ever cocks up

  • lol @ 7:27

  • Video paused at 7.00. You do not have an iq of 170. Carry on.

  • lol look at 4:51 and 4:53, nicks arms r crossed and then suddenly they r by his side

  • @honeymonsterpuvy I noticed that too :/

  • @ 5:21...look how far apart fatso claires legs are...she stands like a bloke, but instead of it bring a macho stance, its actually due to her fatness, she actually cant stand with her legs any closer together than that.

  • Everyone is in black coats, then there's Lucinda in her red dress and gloves outfit. She looks so much like some sort of doll a little girl would play with.

  • bollywood night LOL wtf?? would love to see that asian girl's (& the nation's) reaction to a christian night & if she had to wear a robe or somethin'. sack the cunt!! Lucinda's a snobby lil' bastard who needs a good back hander & the rest are doin' ok.. the fat bitch needs puttin' in her place though. take the gloves off sir alan!!

  • @covladsean what exactly could people that are non christians do on a christian night, your analogy is weak.

  • I would have a foursome with Sara, Lucinda and Irish Jenny. Yummy.

  • Simon has an IQ of 170? I want that independently verified.

  • LOL If they all just forgot about trying to make sure they wouldn't get blamed for crap, I think they'd find it easier to win tasks. Goes for both teams. They are all so scared of being on the chopping block. They need to make sure the job gets done, first and foremost.

  • It's not all about IQ.. lol I wana see him fail...

    U fire!

    : D

  • 100 is average iq. 170 is bullshit.

  • @UltimateVenom 170 is possible to score.

  • @kirafaye it may well be possible, but albert einstein's IQ was 160, so i highly doubt this nobjockey's iq is 170.

  • Alex is one sexy mofo

  • Helene is really a bloke

  • i'm a business woman with a lot of balls! lol!

  • Alex is a whining bitch.

  • @luna1463 - I 100% agree with you there.

  • i have an iq of 170. bullshite maybe071.

  • that shot in the shower with Alex is hot!

  • @ottopotomas That wasn't Alex,

  • "I've never used a camera on my phone." - Lucinda

    O_O'''

  • HAHA at 6.54 there faces are a picture, they should have tried and sold that instead XD

  • Do english people realise how superficial they are with shows like this. Don't they understand that there is poverty in the world and that it's bad to promote an image like this, which is 100% capitalism?

  • @bluewonder421 Oh shut up. Its a TV show. The US one is filled with just media jazz etc, this one is more real and better.

  • @bluewonder421 what and u live in a cave and live off the land do u,

  • @bluewonder421 Oh yes, because it's the whole countries fault :/ Don't be dumb - its TV - you have TV in algeria don't you?! maybe not, lol

  • lucinda's fookin gorgeous

  • where is helina from? is it yorkshire?

  • Alex is certified 'Nob head' waht is his problem? Gosh damn bwoy...STFU and be a team player.

  • claire is a cunt.

  • can't imagine a munter like lucinda would ever be asked to have her picture taken to be honest ...

  • Is it just me or are the buzz words throughout this season is "absolutely", "100 per cent" and "110 per cent". I think I've heard them each AT LEAST 1-3 per episode. It's constant, and it's starting to grate on me, especially how one can think they're smart by spitting out an IQ score and use the same 3 phrases to describe one's enthusiasm and commitment?

  • @cheekiebuns Absolutely...Lol. I was thinking that the last episode with the Sahra in the board room... Absolutely. :0)

  • wow these ppl are the most arrogant bunch of idiots ive ever seen. every sentence from someone has to be argued by another.

    are all British people like this?

  • @HPhenomenal nah they aint really. most business people are posh, arrogant morons

  • Clearly Alan is attempting some "cultcha" in this series, to counterbalance his insecurities..

  • Does anyone else think this was a stupid task!!! People don't really walk into a shopping mall and think i will my photo taken by utter amateurs!!!

  • I would've gone absolutely Ocean's 11 on his ass in this one. Taken all the portraits to Hong Kong in no time. Proud of me Sir Allen? What's that? You'll have to tone your voice down, my earpiece is crackling.

  • Sara should have won

  • i love claires face at 9:37 you can tell she really wants to hit that twat!

  • People who think IQ is directly proportional to being smart are not smart people. A person IQ can differ greatly depending on which version of IQ test he/she gets. IQ exams test all sorts of things. Real geniuses are VERY good at only one or two things, not everything. So if you see someone saying they have high IQ and that they're smart. Tell em they're stupid~ LOL

  • @myoon87 I was thinking the same thing.I have a few points lower than the average.I am not dumb but not really brilliant , I am not a bad person though.I sort of figured I was slightly slower than my peers.While I am not bad at multitasking, people tend to write me off quick if I don't understand something right away.People do not give you a chance to explain yourself.Levels of intelligence and confidence vary from person to person.

  • Having a too high an IQ is not particularly good as though you can calculate pie to some godly high number, you have no skills when it comes to relating and communicating to other people. Useful for business.....

  • IQ of a 170? Wow he is smarter than Einstein. But one question if he is so smart how come he's, and I say this with respect, only a senior satellite television engineer? He should work at NASA or something. Or find a cure for cancer...I really liked Simon but this makes me hope he loses and gets fired.

  • IQ tests are easy.. if i do IQ tests once a week.. im pretty sure i can get more than 170 in a year. because IQ tests are like puzzle solving

  • I want to be a manager coz my mate is a photogtapher and I know how to set up tripod LMFAO!!

  • 8:20

    "I'm a businesswoman with balls"

    Nice.

  • Yeah...sound like a business tranny to me.

  • If IQ does mean anything: Einsteins was about 150 I reckon.... so this guy really needs to apply for a job at NASA or something, hahaha...

  • A IQ from 170, damn that's guy (Simon) must be a genius!!!

    I tested my IQ in a institute and my IQ was around 130 and I was very glad tot hear that.

  • IQ is just a number; it rarely translates into real-life skills. I don't know if you remember Tarek and Angela from the 4th season of the US apprentice, but they were supposedly in Mensa.

  • 6:59 margare,t love your eye roll, i'd just done one lol ha ha ha

  • @ 2:57

    Did he say "boyaka"?!?

    What a twat

  • what the hell! 170! Blimy.

  • Did Simon say he has an IQ of 170? In order to get into "Mensa" , the minimum accepted score on the "Stanford-Binet

    Intelligence Scales" is 132 or on the

    " Cattell Scales" is 148!!! Simon must be a "GENIUS!!! *lol* ;o)

  • 8:21 how can you have a lot of balls?

  • I liked simon until he started chatting shit about his IQ of "170". Idiot

  • Alex is such a twat!

  • I love lucinda. Bless her. She was the nicest person there, bullied for being a bit quirky...

  • @luna1463 I like Lucinda, and her style is individual and I quite like it, however, in the corporate world, she needs to tone it down a bit.

  • claire is a stroppy dollop

  • 9.37 DEATH!!!!

  • Did he say 107 or 170? either he has a misconception about IQ and thinks 107 is high (slightly above average) or he is a genius.

  • Francis´s voice is sexy.

  • Simon has got Alex, Jenny and Claire in his team....bad times.

  • i felt for him. good honest dude

  • I know. From the start he was my favourite candidate.

  • Yep. Simon is a genius. The way Claire treated him turned my stomach'

  • @ 8:21, having a lot of balls and a big front - does that make her a heshe

  • Did she really say that? On national television. No second thoughts.

  • yeah

  • A lot of IQ tests feature the same or similar questions so presumably if you do a lot of them you get the hang of them and post a really high score I took one test and got 145 then another and got 156 so it is concieveable he just did them again and again until he got to 170

  • Helene: What pisses me of in buisness is when people think they know what there doing but they dont.

    HYPOCRITE!

    and that aplies to Alex and nearly all those other people to!

  • "Don't hold back" Says the women who says she was the best salesperson in Europe.

  • Well, at least she's modest...

  • judging from helene saying she's got a lot of balls i'll assume she's from norfolk hahaha

  • Margaret at 7:28! Its like she's just noticed a monkey dangling from the ceiling aiming a gun at her head.

  • Alex behaves like a twat in this task from the start.

  • nuts on the chopper lol

  • 170, he must be lying!

    100% of the people gifted never say they are gifted specially on TV. Their intelligence make them protect themselves! probably he is a moron!

  • 170, I highly doubt that...he's calling himself Einstein pretty much.

  • So Helene has a LOT of balls then? Two would be disturbing enough. How many has she got? Five? Twenty seven? Four Thousand, Eight Hundred and Eighty Nine? :)

  • 3:46 - maybe it's a collection of canal boats?? How thick is this woman??

  • 9:35 on...it's like no one wants to take responsibility.

    Kinda like Gordon Brown during Prime Minister Questions.

  • I bang Margaret in a heartbeat.

    I want to take an IQ test. This guy has got to be lying.

  • lols...y does margaret rolls her eyes???

  • Down to Bluewater for the suspects of Sir alan

  • wow again... alex is a snake.

  • AHH I LOVE THIS SHOW we don't get this quality in canada:(

  • he didnt say 170. he said 107C. thats what i heard.

  • IQ of 170? Did he take his test on facebook? Around 150 is the highest you can possibly get.

  • hahaha i think he took it on hi 5!

  • nah, you can get >200 which is unmeasurable genius. 155- 164 is genius, and  170 is high genius, which I'm uncertain he fits into!

  • its not it's 142 - 165 which is genius and 120 - 141 is gifted and 100 - 119 is average... if you get lower than that you should have been shot at birth :P

  • george bush you mean? 89... HAHAHAHA

  • LOL at first I thought he said 107, which isn't really 'genius', until i read your comment...

  • nah you're an arse... sorry but you are...

  • I have no idea who that was directed at... BUT it made me lol hard,..... you just seem to so certain...

  • I know, if you have an IQ of 170, why the fuck are you only some crappy Satellite TV Engineer ?????

  • Isn't above 140 supposed to be ridiculously genius?

  • what on earth is Lucinda wearin here??? leather gloves??

  • yeah, i think shes gonna rob a bank LOL :0)

  • I can't stand jenny, not even the sound of her voice...

  • could anyone please ell me what area Helen´s accent is from? :)

  • i think its south yorkshire...helen's the dark haired tall one right?

  • aye, she looks like a ginger platipuss

  • jenny has a big fucking chin

  • Hahahah!! I was thinking the same!! When she smiles she looks like Bruce Forsyth's lovechild - Cilla Black being the mother!! ^_^

  • Alan is just a rough bastard.

  • IQ isn't everything Simon my man...

  • he has an IQ of 107 or 170? the average IQ is 100, so a deviation of 7 isn't really significant..

  • He said 170

  • If he's so clever, why is he in this show?

  • According to his mum, it's 170!

  • IQ of 170 but before the apprentice he was putting up satelite dishes....

  • What's the music that starts at 1:20? The 'drumming' in the background (though it sounds more like it Rolf Harris with a bit of card) is exactly the same as on the first track of the Age of Empires II: The Conquerors Expansion, but speeded up very slightly. Either one was lifted from the other, or both were lifted from another piece of music, or they are from some sort of library.

  • Alex is a slimeball, hiding from any position of accountability under Simon so as to remain in the competition. He'd rather be a coward than a responsible right-hand man. :(

  • helene is a moron who looks like a man, no wonder she has balls

  • "im a busines women wit alot of balls..."

    hahahahahaahaha!

  • lucinda is mega hot