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  • Is it depressing that I actually like some of the books and videos way more than the movies themselves?

  • I haven't bought the Bluray version of the original Star Wars trilogy because of that crappy "Nooooooooo!!"crap.

  • Superimposed Hayden Christensen still looks evil.

  • Dude, sorry bro, but I kinda like the Ewoks. They do beat the crap outta the Stormtroopers (as dumb as it might seem), and its not like theyre peaceful creatures like some half-assed Care Bears ripoff or some shit like that. They've got SOME attitude, and they fight. That's all I was hoping theyd be, and thats what they were. But oh well, different strokes, I guess.

    And without a doubt, they are worlds.....galaxies....UNIVERS­ES better than.....uuuugghhhhh........Ja­r-Jar Binks.

  • love when luke trys to kill the emperor and the evil laugh he does OMG hell scary

  • Thumbs up for Chasing Amy reference!

  • As a sound engineer. Sometimes is hard to tell when to finish the mastering process. How do you know you are done with the job? Sometimes you do so much to the song, that you end up ruining it. Only the best sound engineers know when to stop, or when to leave it alone. Only a few know, it requires many years and knowledge. I figure the same thing applies to Movies, The Director should know when to leave it alone, and stop adding shit to it.

  • I'm willing to accept the Ewoks because they DO go all vietcong on the empire. It's not like they're all cgi, throwing weird emp balls at cgi droids and acting like annoying idiots.

  • I think the piranha plant is better then the sandy cunt. just my opinion

  • @JeremyJahns Love your reviews Jeremy. I don't want to justify Lucas (I don't agree with the changes he's made with the films) but I think his thought behind have Christensen as the redeemed Vader is because in the afterlife he is rewarded by being made whole in his former glory, what he was before he turned. That's just off the top of my head and I agree with you on the rest of the points--I think he had no reason to change anything, the movies were great as they were.

  • 10:45 between the e and the t. I find it funny that it like surrounds the ewoks face.

  • I agree with the others who think that Return of the Jedi would be equally awesome to the previous two films.....if it weren't for those damn Ewoks. It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth at the end of the film. Tragic, really.

  • I hate the ewoks, but Return of the Jedi is my favorite Star Wars film because of Luke's story and Vader. Empire is second

  • ... I love Ewaks! :/

  • @tyler8222 Ewoks are awesome...and cute

  • @noahdanielg haha too true, i wish i had a pet Ewok

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  • It was meant to be wookiees in the script i dunno what lucas was thinging before this movie came out he established that wookiees were semi technologically advanst in the holiday special they have blasters and vehicles and shit they could take out stormtroopers even if they didn't some of them are even cute like babies and kiddy wookiees they could sell stuff why go for those fucking ewoks

  • um i like your reviews but why would you talk to a girl about star wars??

  • I say having wookies would have been a bad idea. Why? Because then Chewbacca is no longer a special one-of-a-kind character. Now there's tons of wookies.

  • being boba fetted sound like a really nice concept

  • They should have just put in Wookiees. Or have the Ewoks use guns stolen from a Stormtrooper supply base; turn them into nasty vicious bastards. At least the emperor's best troops getting taken out by them would make sense!

  • I just wish there's more games like Battlefront and Force Unleashed II where you can kill more Ewoks.

  • When I was a kid the forest speeder bike scene was my favorite, but I'd have to say the scene on the Death Star between Vader and Luke is one of the best conclusions in any movie. Ever.

  • I never really had a problem with the Ewoks because I was a kid when I first saw Jedi, but I understand that by that time a lot of the fans were 6 years older, they were probably teenagers or in their early twenties when Jedi came out, and the Ewoks seem childish - especially after Empire. But the biggest problem I have with the Ewoks is how unrealistic the battle of Endor is. Stormtroopers would crush those little shits. I always though the Ewoks shoulda had Giant Rancor-like beasts to help em

  • the music that comes on when Vader luke are fighting and the camera work at the end (final duel) is the best thing I have ever seen in a movie in terms of giving me chills without even having to see any other part of the movie.

    cant top that..

  • I wish I had a memory eraser so that I can erase my memory for all my favorite movies and watch them over and over again. Especially Star Wars

  • Hey Jeremy did you notice that the fight between vader and Luke seemed to determine the outcome of the conflicts on endor and in space . For example when Luke began to lose the fight the empire would gain the upperhand on endor and vice versa. I hope that made sense

  • i love the oo-dee-day!!!

  • george luckas is like a habitual masterbater he cant stop toching his fims

  • Ewoks are still better then Jar jar.

  • For me the best scene is at the end were luke sees obi one and yoda etc

  • Vader saving Luke is the best scene!

  • While you're on a George Lucas kick, can you review Willow?

  • this "review". it would be helpful to the 3 people in the developed world who hadnt seen the movie, and cant decide if they should spend cash on it.

  • Luke hulking out.

  • Luke kicking the crap out of vader :D

  • I LOVE EWOKS!

  • My fav moment is NOT the part where Varder says "I am your father" but its his inhale afterwards, it always gives me chills

  • dude who doesnt like ewoks

  • @drjanahay Everybody since they found out they were originally supposed to be wookies.

  • Ewoks were the best part of return of the jedi don't be hatin. Oh and the force lightning was cool to I guess...

  • Also that one scene where Vader rises up against the Emperor is the one scene that defines what Star Wars is about... Love conquers all.

    My only explanation, apart from the money thing, why Vader/Anakin looks like Hayden when he appears at the end is that the Force Ghost versions of Jedi's are the way they remember themselves.

  • The only non-stupid somewhat tolerable explanation why Leia remembers her mother even though she was like 30 seconds old when she died, is that Leia, being a Skywalker and somewhat Force sensitive, is more in contact with their mother and Luke is more in contact with their father. 

  • Trust me search and watch: Star Wars Ewok Gospel (featuring Billy Dee Williams)

  • its really unfair that hayden christensen replaced david prowse in that last shot, its kinda insulting really :( be reet i dont plan on watching bluray star wars, theres no point :)

  • how come everyone yells at batman for his voice but no 1 yells at the evil sith dude umm palpatine?

  • the asshole in the sand LOL xD

  • You forgot bad acting.

  • Wait are reviewing the vsh version or blu ray?

  • Good don't buy the blu rays stick to vhs

  • At last you see the faults in both trilogies.

  • Greatest Movie Reviews to the Greatest Movie Trilogy of Alltime. That is, the original 3. And dude, when you said that the emperor should have just kept his mouth shout, I laughed my ass off. Best part of Jedi though, YiiiiiiiiiiiiHaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Amongst many others. I just think when Lando yelled that out it was a good way to wind down after watching the Star Wars Marathon on USA all day as a Kid. Like the reviews man. Keep em coming. Espeacially of the Classics.

  • Fuck you ewok haters! There's a valid disgust at the fact that they were designed for toys and shit. But aside from that, they exist to show that evil and brute force alone isn't as unstoppable as we're lead to believe. The "best soldiers the empire had to offer" were killed by teddy bears because "pride goeth before a fall". And humility is one o' them jedi-ish virtue things.

  • So you hate what the Ewoks symbolize more than their design, but do you hate their design? Than again the design and what the Ewoks mean for Star Wars are inextricably bound, so never mind.

  • Anyone think Lucas keeps making shit changes because everyone is telling him hes an asshole for all the other changes he made in the 6 films?

  • The only part about return of the Jedi I hated was wen they put an akin from episode3 instead of the older guy and I forget about ewoks to

  • Star Wars Original Trilogy for me = Awesometacular - Ewoks

    Phantom Menace = Good time no alchohal required (yes I like P.M)

    Attack of the Clones = DOG SHIT!

    Revenge of the Sith = Awesometaclular remember, my opinion :D

  • As a kid I remember just constantly watching the trilogy on VHS, it was only digitally remastered and not much has changed on it, but the new version just frustrated me so much. I was very upset when I didn't see old Anakin at the end of this movie.

  • my favorite scene in return of the jedi is when vader chooses to take out the emperor for his son its heartwarming and badass...i love star wars...

  • I never understood how anyone could call Jedi a good film. I just thought it had extremely lazy writing.

    It is visually pleasing though. I understand how people could like it for that reason. But I can't see how anyone could rate it as actually being "good".

  • I love the epic space battles :D

    

  • I agree. The film was fantastic just like the other 2 but the ewoks is its bad side. It doesn't prevent the film from being awesome luckily, it's just that...they couldn't have looked any more like TEDDY BEARS!! It was so obvious what Lucas was trying to do there, just take away those fucking ears and don't make them so cute!! If he did that, then I'd be able to buy that the empire got fucked over by a race of non technological creatures, but really the empire got fucked over by teddy bears :/

  • DAMN YOU LUCAS!!!!!! I never watched the original Star Wars films because of the ewoks!!!!! I saw the ewok scenes when I was a kid and thought it was dorky so I avoided the films!!!!! And now it's hard to find the original versions!!!!! DAMN YOU GEORGE 'SELL-OUT' LUCAS AND YOUR EWOKS FOR CHEATING ME OUT OF SUCH AN AWESOME CHILDHOOD FILM EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lucas admitted they were supposed to be Wookies...why he made them 1/5 of that size, i will never know.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • they are not ewoks they are man-eating teddy bears

  • If you are going to start your career as a fully fledged jedi knight, I think one of the main prerequisites should have been the ability to block sith lightning. I mean, what, was there like some training day everybody decided to skip out on?

  • Need to do the Indiana Jones Trilogy and the star wars prequels.

  • is it wrong that i like the prequels choreographic fight scenes? yes i love the original trilogy too (jedi being my fav) and I'm not saying it should have style and grace (because it doesn't) but the fluid dancing like fights are just fun to watch as it was to see luke handle his lightsaber like a bat.

  • ANH: 7/10

    TESB: 9/10

    ROTJ: 7/10

  • George Lucas turned to the Dork Side.

    Now he is Darth Moneydady, Dork Lord of the $hit! He's fucking every possible lifeform on the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @qwuezalothus thank god i have the VHS version. suck on that Lucas! XD

  • Jeremy, the Best Moment in History was The Star Wars Trilogy, not a single scene. Don't worry about saying that over and over. ;)

  • You'd think Lucas would actually release the Original Theatrical Star Wars Trilogy on Blu Ray... Hopefully by 2018 or whatever after the 3D fiasco and it'd be the final DVD release of Star Wars. IN 7.1 AUDIO ABD IN HD.

  • The scene where Vader destroys the emperor...Fucking Lucas

  • Fucking ewoks...

  • Okay, the original trilogy is the greatest saga of all time yes we all know, but why so much hate on the prequels, I admit they are nowhere near as good the originals, but they're still all right, the phantom menace was just "Meh".

    The attack of the clones is simply "Meh".

    But the revenge of the sith is the saving grace of the prequels, incredible actions scenes and build up to, in my opinion, the second best star wars after the empire strikes back.

  • @JeremyJahns So you review a film that was from the 80's but not the artist

  • @caxzrockz Think, by that logic, he'll do it by the year 2042.

  • Watch theluminous777 reviews Jahns. Hopefully this will help.

  • The Ewoks are a symbolism that the great, powerful Empire is takin down but little humble creatures. I think they are great.

  • so i grew up in the era of the prequels, but instead i watched the classics....

  • Jar Jar is in Jedi............O_O

  • Lucas as made way too many changes, but i still got the blu-ray and trading in all my DVDs expect for Star Wars as it as the 1977 verison on it. But its still the same story, Lucas hasn't change it enough to make it a whole new storyline. But i am sure he will get to that point!

    Anyway, as you now reviews Stars Wars, you got to review the greatest Star Trek film...Star Trek 2: The Warth of Khan.

  • Next edit of this movie by Lucas will be when Luke removes Vader's helmet there will be nothing there but George's middle finger, just for the fans ;)

  • I think if luke had killed vader it would have been SO SWEET if he did a Joker laugh XD

  • @jeremyjahns

    you seen the new HISHE video of Return of the Jedi?

    Your thoughts betray you. Especially for...Sister. You have a...Twin Sister? I HAVE A DUGHTER TOOO???!!!! THAT IS...WONDERFUL!!!! I MUST TELL EVERYONE!!!! I HAVE A DAUGHTER STORMTROOPERS!!!!!!

  • when a guy asks me if i like star wars my answer is always: "yeah man, Return of the Jedi, except for the ewoks. they were a terrible sign of things to come."

  • When Darth Vader throght that mother F^%$#ing Emperors ASS!!!!!! in that mother F%$#ing hole :D

  • Didn't he super impose Qui Gon Jin in it too? If not must have been for the Star Wars Tech show on the history channel only....I need to get these movies again.

  • @JeremyJahns JEREMY, Y U NO REVIEW SPACEBALLS?!

  • I love all of the scenes with Luke being a badass

  • The Ewoks should have been in a much lesser role. If some rebellion commandos could have approached before the main assualt or during the main assult to take out the generator, perhaps with the Ewoks as guides or something, Lucas could have kept the ewoks without the empire's best troops would being defeated by teddy ruxbin aboriginies.

  • i like the Ewoks... I can forgive most of the things that Lucas did whit the new Versions of hes movies. It'a all OK for me because it just is. It works... even the Han Shot first part, OK the new version looks fake, but it was made in the 1970's so we can't expect Avatar realisme right? But the NOOOOOOOO in Return of the Jedi... WTF! They way that originaly was it worked AMAZING! you see Vader is like, ''What should i do, Stupide cat'' So why change something that was a 100% perfect?

  • Review "A Separation"

  • With the whole 3D re-releases, do you know if Lucas is planning to show the special editions of the classics, or is he gonna leave them as they were?

  • think of this he wouldnt look like a old guy as a ghost hed probally would still look pretty banged up and think of thi what anakin died inside when he became vader?

  • i mute it when he yells NO OOOOOO

  • NNNNNEEEEERRRRRRRDDDA!

  • You should do a video bashing on the prequel trilogy, maybe just because I liked these but I don't remember if you already did or not. I used to hope there would be a sequel trilogy but as an adult watching the prequel series, yeah eh no. I guess that's what the video games/novels are for. How about that live-action TV series, is that still in the works? As long as it's no more of that clone wars crap.

  • i feel bad for han solo the whole time leia was in the hot ass outfit he was blind THAT SUCKS

  • @gamemasterultima Oh he gets to see her however he likes in the following years. xD

  • aresome review - and I agreee - ewoks are lame. Really really lame.

  • @NothingOriginal55 Still have more credibility than Gungans though.

  • Here's what I think of the movies. I saw the Original unedited films first. but unlike most, I don't absolutely hate the prequels.

    Episode I - Worst in the series.

    Episode II - It was OK.

    Episode III - Best of the prequels.

    Episode IV - Brilliant for a first movie in the series, in the order they were made.

    Episode V - Best in the series.

    Episode VI - Great conclusion.

    I would elaborate but I can't fit it all into one comment lol

  • I know the phantom menace wasn't the best movie. But you have to admit the Final Fight was pretty kickass with some badass music.

  • I like the new Ewok song better than the one from '83. It's a better finale song. But in terms of my favorite part of the movie, it's everything on Tatooine.

  • I am old enough to have this movie on its original theatrical release, so I LOVE THE EWOKS (I was a kid back then... haha).

  • Ewoks they are great.

    Jar Jar Binks i can not stand in 1 second.

  • I hated how much Han turned into such a wuss in the last one. He was bad ass in the first 2 and in the 3rd one he's a big vagina.

  • Crap I posted that.....then I finished the vid.........

  • They put your anakin there because that was the last time he was on the good side...before the dark times....before the empire.

  • Mark Hamil isn't Luke anymore...he's the Joker...

  • Favorite scene was when Luke unleashes his anger and defeated Vader. That scene was so emotional.

  • I hate ewoks A LOT.

  • haha, my dad hates the ewoks too :)

  • please make a review on y u dont like the prequels i really want to know.

  • "Luke takes off his mask to reveal CRUSTY OLD WHITE BOY"

    You've seen Chasing Amy, Jeremy, haven't you?

    BLACK RAGE!!!

  • Jar jar wasn't THAT bad. What about anakin? He was more annoying I think

  • how many of you would love to see starwars as a tv show not a cartoon?

  • "Jar Jar makes Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!!" well, kids do like Jar Jar and Ewoks.

  • Please review the prequels! I just want to know what you would want to change about them.

  • am i the only1 who liked the prequals?

  • @Cavers97 yes

  • ewoke throws rocks and arrows.

    storm trooper get hit and wounded.

    storm trooper: ahhhh damnit, what the hell is this damn armor for even for????!!!

  • The Ewoks get redeemed by the Endor music. Even though there stupid the music is one of my favorites of all time.

  • i can compare this movie with the phantom menace because if they both got rid of ewoks and jar jar binks they could be ten times betters movies

  • @superheromania All star wars movies has errors but the are still legendary even the prequels

  • Who cares if vader said no its doesn't change anything its the same damn movie even if vader didn't say anything so quit your crying

  • Do you guys remember when THIS was "the bad one" of the Star Wars movies? I miss that.

  • i bought the blu-rays so when vader says no, i mute it

  • Star Wars Original Trilogy = Era

    Star Wars Prequel Trilogy = Error

  • I think the best bit is the bit where Vader Throws the emperor off the the edge ... without talking

  • K this was my fave of the sw trilogy. I was a kid when I saw it originally and i thought that when luke threw his saber away, called himself a jedi, and faced the emperor I thought damn luke is badass.

  • I agree with what you said about Luke being the most relatable Jedi. It's really what makes the Death Star conflict better than the Cloud City one.

    Also, on the special edition they added celebrating on Coruscant.... Also known as Imperial City. Which doesn't fall to the Rebellion for what, another 10 years? (Probably hyperbole, but it's a significant amount of time) How many people do you think died to Imperial Riot Control for setting off fireworks?

  • lol. "Oh shit i shouldnt have said that". hahahahhaha No vader you shouldnt have

  • Dear george lucas,stop messing shit up

  • @JeremyJahns I just gotta ask...will you be reviewing the new trilogy next?

  • The old Ewok celebration song is way better and more upbeat than the new one.

  • Jeremy Jahns.

    I hereby issue you a challenge:

    Review the Prequel Trilogy as a stand alone trilogy. Then review the entire Star Wars Saga as one entire film.

    May the Force be with you. *Emperor laugh*

  • Yeah

  • 9:35 its Mr.Rodgers :D

  • IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

  • i thought the prequels sucked but i didnt completly hate it.

  • 0:52 hilarious

  • master, may i suggest that you should make reviews of episodes I - III also. i wish to learn from your wisdom and thoughts on these star wars prequels. ps. trash talk on most of it is also welcome >:)

  • I love how you rub your eyes whenever you're talking about something stupid in a movie. XD

  • sombolic of wat 5:50

  • my favorite part of any star wars movie is in this movie, the space battle of Endor

  • your quickly becoming the best reviewer on the tube, great work man.

  • Barnie Stinson would not be proud me friend.

    No he would not.

  • Ewalks are funny when you watch them talk in SPANISH.

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the King

    different movie, both awesome 

  • admit it: you cried when the ewok died.

  • Storm trooper Armour is plastic. hehehe

  • The best scene in the series is the final scene with the emperor where you can see the internal conflict with Vader, even though he does nothing, like you said. Having that show without body language or actual language is a work of art, having Vader say anything would really take away a large amount of the affect on the viewer that scene has.

  • do a review on revenge of the sith cause that is really good

  • ewak are carebears

  • Those were my favorite parts too; Luke's Final Battle with Vader, Vader killing the Emperor, and then Vader's Death. The part when Vader slowly smiles upon seeing Luke "with [his] own eyes" was very heartwarming.

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  • Are you going to review the prequels? I know you hate them but I would still like to here your opinion

  • I've just seen the trilogy for the first time in my life (shame on me I'm 21) AND I LOVED IT!!!!!

    only things i don't get is

    1) how the hell does vader not know he has a daughter????

    2) how does luke know vader cannot live without a mask? lol

  • @ScaloraProductions 1) Because he wasn't there when she was born 2) Because vader is choking and dieing

  • My ratings

    Phantom Menace: Fecal Matter

    Clones: diarrhea

    Revenge: crap

    A new hope: Amazing

    Empire: How is this humanly possible?

    Jedi: Amazing

  • Review Lord of the rings!