The Dumbest Thing I Ever Did

[KaschiiArtWork]

Andre holds you haur back...I laughed mah ass off xDDDD

[happydogman21]

I would think that so much

[MrSpud9000]

lol i feel alive

[HeyWheresKel]

I like this video because it's not your usual thing. It chronicles your life. Well, kinda.

[NaziJesus]

only video i liked

[FunWithDisasters]

can you do it one more time? i missed it!

[HikaruNoIkaros]

why is the uploaders comment the top comments and the top comment the uploaders comment? o.0

[bleeduntildeath]

this might explain some of the baldness

[wowguy1243]

awwwwwwwwwwwww poor floss you are gonna be fine

[enryuxzero]

awww poor drunken floss

[2ethom]

it wasnt that. it was uploading it

[megris85]

Lol. Yup vodka will make u do stupid shit sometimes... Personal experience... Don't ask...

[EmpireCity3]

why is brent nude O.O" :iconwthamiseeingplz:

[sniperkain]

this needs to be submitted to an AA meeting lol

[Arikunafu]

LOL reminds me of the time i got wasted at a star wars con in a hotel room then walked around with still partly drunk with a bad hangover dressed up as Anikin Skywalker lol...people wondered if i was ok i told them i was tired <.<;

[THEGAMEGOD7777]

what if i give you $100 and 10 bottles of milk?!

[PaperBagSam]

At least your sober enough to say that your drunk...

[animekid822]

how piss drunk do you have to be to do that

[phenixman822]

At least you didn't put a staple in your thomb

[Evilstewie831]

ha pepper spray aint so bad. try OC its like satan's piss.

[ChillPandito]

Your friends are dicks. Seriously

[AthosAmo]

This is why I don't have "friends."

[GrayGhost2020]

oh my God I can't stop laughing!

[bloodraven432]

It's okay to be called a pussy. I don't care how tough you are, being sprayed by Pepper Spray hurts like a bitch.

[SolomonAros]

The musical joke at the end was priceless! Much approval. This reminds me of some of the dumb stuff I've done.

[ImJogginWithScissors]

Owen Wilson at 1:15

[EthanE3Eves]

@ImJogginWithScissors Oh shit. Deja vu, indeed.

[Dean11link]

i got pepper sprayed when i was 8.......

[PrinceofRockandRoLL]

Dude I got pepper sprayed by the police once while I was drunk as shit yeah water does make it worst it makes it go down to your balls, ass and everything... to make matters worst the police pepper spray they use is the military type only... That shit lasted a good 4 days before I felt normal again....Goddamn I wish I hadn't of watched this brings back too many bad memorys shit mother fucker atleast you got paid for it... For the record I don't think 40 bucks was worth it

[saulherradonbernardo]

why are you in your sexy underwear?

[murfy6661]

hilarious :)

[mutimateco]

ITS NOT GETTING BETTER!!!!!!

yes it is!

man youre friends(no offense) are ass-holes

[coldgears]

Did they ever give you the money?

[OwnMania]

the disclaimers only make me want to do this more :D

[EPICGunner95]

@OwnMania iKnowright

[TheHavocGamer]

From all the talking i skipped to the part where hes running or crying then i knew he got sprayed

[StreetsOfYuke]

What else would you do for $40?

[pamelais0nline]

Beautiful XD you're a brave soul Brent!

[generalspoof]

Girl: you have a large wang.

Brental: ... Lets do this!

Lol

[funnyboy1200]

i will give u 50 bucks if u come 2 my house and do that

[NeverEnoughCoal]

Turn off video and just listen to this for something very funny.

[MrSandMan961]

Okay. So, you're bent over. In nothing but your underwear. With captions telling us how broke you are. Then you use the term "Thorn up your ass"

I'll give you three good guesses as to what I thought was gonna be in this video.

[211nate]

girl:you have a large wang floss:OH

[211nate]

so your naked and your geting pepper sprayed..... SPRAY HIM IN THE JUNK FOR $90

[DsAngel1211]

I love this, so funny. Makes me laugh even if I have had a bad day. Thank you so much for posting this Brent, ur awesome

[Krispy785]

Wow. When I was in the military, we had to get sprayed in order to qualify to carry the stuff, but we only got a thin streak across our eyes. It looked like you had it all over your face... I have sympathy face pain for you.

[LaxPippo]

At first all there is is you in a dark room, naked but for invisible shorts, bent over, saying you need money for only an hour of pain.........

[magicianofdhs]

I say take revenge sneak in their house pepper spray them and make them take a shower.

[magicianofdhs]

Well what did you do with the money. No really what.

[SirSchranzALot]

sir, you got balls.

[Cameroon993]

What song is playing at the end? I just can't quite put my finger on it....

[Satantransvertdeath]

"You have a large wang"

[Slavesforsale1]

$40? hell I do it for $20!

[oOPPHOo]

Some guy at my my former school attacked a classmate with a peberspray. I thought it was bad enough just being in the neighboring classroom! I can't even imagine this, and I've had urine pumped out of my dick from a small tube drilled into my peehole.

Sorry for ruining everyone's day and causing you to now grab your genitalia in imaginary yet extremely real pain^^

[MrNinpo18]

damn man you should have gotten more then 40$ lol

[VGAfanatic]

Your friends are stupid if they thought it was getting better...

[ibitethedust]

*facepaw*

[xzilion242]

you got the $40 bucks right?

[walkingstickman1]

@xzilion242

He got 45

[Azulmuerte]

Wow. I thought I was the only one to do something that dumb for forty bucks.

[KaschiiArtWork]

thats wonderful!

Ur ready?

nooo im not xD

[rangerxdxd]

Oww :(

[brentalfloss]

@xzilion242 Hell yeah, I did. They felt so bad they gave me $45.

[StephensStuff]

You wont be stupid if you admit it. It just becomes a stupid moment. :{P

[PageofLegend]

It's such bs how hollywood misrepresents the effects of pepper spray. you know, some woman is being chased in a movie, and she peppersprays the guy, and he grabs his face for a few seconds, like ugh, you bitch! then he's chasing her again. In reality it's excruciating pain with your eyes involuntarily clamped shut for about ten minutes, and youre still burning a little after an hour. it's horrible

[ToastMaster623]

Were you just drunk w/ friends in the woods?

[SkyeMcCloud]

Ok, I got a weird question. What is that song you use to show the captions?

[DontLookAway]

The last 5 seconds are the best of the entire video if you listen to the Megas.

To the uninitiated, that music is from the song "Man on Fire". I laughed harder at that than the rest of the video.

[dimitryryutta]

what did you did with those 40 bucks anyway?

[xdjvenomx]

"Why are you watching naked brentalfloss?" - My brother.

[XxusagibunnyxX]

Well now I know what not to do when my boyfriend has to get peppersprayed when he becomes a cop. Milk or Dawn instead of water. Thanks XD

[Ko009]

To get away from the normal is what life is all about.

[VideogameMastah]

i couldnt tell, was that your face going red from pain or the pepper spray painted it red

[360spider06]

@4:23 "gimmie my money"

[jejeroyetompson]

That did not look that painful... I'm sure it was, but I expected you to scream like a little girl

[Hiatu5]

Brent, if I run into you at MAGFest, I will give you $80 bucks to do this again.

[brentalfloss]

@Hiatu5 HA. My rates have gone up significantly.

[jivjov]

@brentalfloss Name your price, Floss. I want to make this happen again. We'll give you Dawn or milk this time though.

[dazzsheil]

@brentalfloss I'll give you 120 euros.....if you acceot euros XD

[DustyPengwin]

@brentalfloss you should open up some sort of donation thing for all of your fans to donate and reach a certain amount of money for you to do this again

[EVOLUTION117]

@brentalfloss In that case I will give you $81 to do it.

[megaZeroXXO]

@brentalfloss 1000$ for doing it twice.

[WarZoneLP]

@brentalfloss I will give you 9999,99$ to do that again  (Nah)

[AkiraOtori]

@brentalfloss I would pay you $200

[FudderBudder]

I wish you would have posted this years ago lol. I'm going to go ask my friends if they want to pepper spray me for money. aw yeah, paying my way through college

[tehpanda64100]

word for the wise. don't be poor.

[0samsoy0]

At the very beginning, i thought this was going to be a sex tape.

[FelineAlchemist]

Hurts like hell, doesn't it Brent? I know the feeling, I've gone through the same as "Orientation" for a Police Department!

[legekus]

damn lol i remember when you mentioned this in one of your older vids

[goglespit]

I'll give you another 40 bucks if you actually bath in jalapenos 

[admatrex]

Yup, you were REALLY stupid. But i love you for posting this... Laughing at one self is a good thing!

[srnefe]

Why did you try to call travis?

[orangegoblin123]

more videos like this

[Poketeddy]

When there´s something strange,in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? CALL TRAVIS!

When you´re piss-ass drunk, and you don't know bad from good, who you gonna call? CALL TRAVIS!

[Mrtf2replay]

and im drunk

[krycklund]

youre not a pussy you took a pepperspraying to the face :)

[mangaassasin]

'man on fire' by The Megas at the end,.well played

[nerdinthebackroom]

how drunk are you?

[EikoHarvey]

Heatman at the end, right?

[Totema1]

Wow, did you age at all in the last five years?

[MessiahComing]

"Andrea's gonna hold your hair back."

[BarelyPerfect]

couldn't talk him up to 50?

[TerribleGuerrilla]

@BarelyPerfect that was the most stupidest thing anyone could have done

[scompieie]

theres nothng more straight thank taking a shower while your friends watch

[CheshireAlliKat89]

poor flosssss

[lolandahalf]

thumbs up for more stupidfloss

[Crispito19]

Travis... of course.

[AppleSauceAlex313]

Yesterday, I was given $5 to smash my face in a piece of cake. :P And I want the Heatman remix that's at the end!

[bobbytheletsplayer]

@AppleSauceAlex313

The Heatman Remix is Man On Fire (Heat Man) by The Megas, it has lyrics too, its a great song.

/watch?v=khgrybkBnzM

[tehCrusix]

INSTANTLY SOBER

[MarkusQu]

That was your Friends???? Wunderbar :) Who got these friends, surely don't need enemies anymore :)

[reaperofthedamned07]

MENTALFLOSS, TAKE A SALUTE OF MANLINESS!

[BlackGwarDeath666]

ok this may be dumb but one time i was really high on acid and needed a smoke my buddy only had one left so i slammed my balls in a deep freezer o_O it hurt really fucking bad

[milkjamjuice]

That.  was. HILARIOUS.

I hope you never have to do something that stupid for money ever again. Next time do it to see how many views you can get 8D

[Funsoms]

hehe, my friend is a son of a cop, he got pepperspray'd for a worser reason.. he asked he's dad to pepperspray him just so he knew whats it like xD so, floss, your NOT the Stupidest dude in the world.

[DanielSmith604]

What if the dumbest thing you ever did had lyrics?

[beyondthegrave2005]

@DanielSmith604 FUND IT!

[CarmichaelRoolz]

Yeah, what DID you do with that $40?

[Veggieburger802]

So, Brent...

What did you do with that $40?

[BanditoRios]

Brent's Manliest Moment.

[maddiepink5]

This is a stupendous display of intelligence. Well done, good sir.

[pkslider725]

2:31 i wasnt planning on it brent...

[Dream1nColour]

I just saw the thumbnail for this video and I laughed so hard.

[Jesterclown17]

You've come along way, Flossman. You went from your buddies fucking with you for chump change, to making videos about ducks in space.

I salute you.

[GlanksFlnks]

If that doesn't wake you up, I don't want to know what will.

[jadehalocry]

I'm not sure if I should like it cause it's funny or dislike it cause I dont like seeing Brentalfloss in pain... gonna like it to be safe...

[MissAnimefan94]

the more you know :)

[MrTinkotin]

The song at 1:30?

[Schyfis]

I guess you could say you felt the Heat, Man.

[Noke0]

Haha poor Brentalfloss. Hey you wanted some money and you were drunk. We have all regretted things, don't feel bad. Your a god damned nostalgic star!

[briieme]

You helped us with this video.. now we all know to use milk or dish soap to get off pepper spray instead of water. Very (possibly) (hopefully not) but still, useful information

[nycer4lyfe]

"Why is it worse man?... Why is it worse???"

[DartTyler]

Okay, here goes arrow-to-knee joke.

[Balargon1]

@DartTyler

I use to spray my friends with pepper spray, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Firabe]

@DartTyler I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[karuta]

Learning is fun, Brent ;)

[didma]

this is the dumbest thung u EVER did???? oh boy iam a psycho

[scionwolf1]

Omg brent you look like my brother!

[stuartotaku]

ive been sprayed...its not pleasant...it is panicking....

[durpist]

make a song about this

[StarFighters76]

Nearly naked brentalfloss = FTW!

[italian504]

Up next on Behind the Lyrics: Brentalfloss

We take a look at Brentalfloss when he was desperate for money and had yet to find his fame on the Interwebs...

[codemonkeyslikeme]

pepper is food brent LOLOLOLOL

[Thatdarnzach]

Brentalfloss, all of the times you told me not to do this just makes me want to do it even more.

[TallFry2]

Stupidfloss with his pepper spray and his BEERics. It's awesome.

[screamingturnip]

... What made you think alcohol would help?

[holyhandgrenade999]

@screamingturnip Perhaps he thought it would kill off the brain cells that respond to pain.

[Snowodin]

You: "DON'T ATTEMPT THIS STUPID, STUPID THING"

Me: ..but I already made plans!

[3FootStarfish]

If you were drunk, then it's okay.

[Poppalopolis]

Lol Aw poor Brent! Just don't do it again $40 isn't worth it XD

[violetflowers]

seeing you half naked made my day. XD

[Kahrash]

I've been pepper sprayed twice for training (Navy Security Force). I would rather be beaten with nightsticks. Mace = instant compliance.

[almostkungfumaster]

"why does it feel like its getting worse"

unfortunately....it was

[BillyKamp]

Once I got second degree burns in my legs for staying in the sun too long.

Took two weeks to improve, and to this day I have stains in both legs where the burns occurred.

Young and stupid alright.

[Oathblivion]

This is really funny, yet kind of horrible. I learned three things before I hit my 21st birthday in a couple months though:

1) Don't get drunk around sadistic friends

2) Do not agree to get pepper sprayed regardless of intoxication

3) Dawn washes away capsaicin too. Remember in case 1 and 2 are forgotten. =P

[dataangelone]

Pepper spray appears to have to power to reverse circumcision!

[Pogiforce]

"I guarantee you it's not worse"

so did you get money back on that guarantee?

[Zarnirox]

Pretty cool, but what if getting pepper sprayed... had lyrics?

[gamefreek4291]

Instant Sober Spray! :D

[AmbeyAtashi]

When getting pepper sprayed, CALL TRAVIS.

[SPITZtheGOD]

I feel your pain, i did the same thing...only thing is i didnt get paid... it was kinda dumb but hey, it was a learning experience

[nickynoo831]

I too was a stupid/broke 21-year-old in 2006. I'm still broke, still stupid, and 26 years old.

[JonHillman1623]

Haha So I take it this wasn't a 'sobering' moment at all?? XD

[HerreticStudios2012]

all i could think at the end was "born from flame and crimson stone"

because apparently that is the take-away from this video

[IanMartinTV]

I don't think pepper spray is for pussies.

[Darkeydance]

you can even hear that Travis was involved in this...

[clubnientiendo]

I'm going to repeat a line from "Back to the Future": "Brent, have you never had hair?" :-p

[wanupgurl]

you should have asked for more then 40.00

loved your reaction after "you have a huge wang." "oooh" lol

[GermanGameRoom]

trollolololol me like :D

[DJRainbowDash]

Now the 40 Dollar question: What did you do with the money?

[SummonerMeleagros]

did i see the fluffy tail of a husky?

[Ichidazure]

Pepperfloss?

[alienwaregamerx2011]

Being pepper sprayed in the face is worth at LEAST $500!