My GF wants to kill me.....

[Bjragi00]

Hahaha that was great

[Adactus]

5:38 he kinda looks like Ray off of Ghostbusters2 when he is possessed buy Vigo lol.

[Adactus]

we love you Phill

[grgharrison9]

Uploaded in my birthday wow made my life

[Liam040200]

RANDOM!!!!!

[silverliner29]

Once I tried to wake my mom for a ride to campus and she told me to go to a spa and then to cook dinner there. "O.0

[iPodRock3r]

LOLOLOLOL my dad sleep talks & once he was talkin to my mom in his sleep, & he said "GO CALL A TAXI!" and my mom was like "WTF?!"

[RandomShyte1]

if philly had no mouth you could still understand him threw his arm waving lol

[Darukinsin]

i feel your pain i have that same fear of my gf

[cartisdm]

You talk to your dad in a very weird way

[EmoPuppetPeep]

lawl, your girlfriends fuuckin' awesome.

[SociallyAkwardTati]

"WHERES THE TROLLEY!?!?!" I died right there

[russelltennis15]

Hahahahahaha

[123musicole123]

WHERE'S THE TROLLEY?!?!?!?!

[BoogiemanKillah]

at 5:00 he's so adorable

[dicksonqabrn]

LMFAO omg lol

[CmdrBittles]

I think all girls constantly dream about their significant others cheating on them...and yes, we wake up angry because of it for some irrational reason. lol

[darkangel230]

LMAO XDDD 

[damadae]

omg! I totally do that to my husband. He sleeps on the couch when it happens.

[untitledsloths]

Forget voicemails, that one stupid person who keeps talking when your earphones are on or you're watching a movie - meh yeah I'm heartless.

[NebulaNewborn]

So.. You worry about her killing you for cheatin on her...

Hey man, you realize some of the stuff you say in your videos right? 8D About random assorted celebrity bodies? And the making of the DeFranco army?

Yeah, I just found out what her subconscious has been picking up on.

[XxXinlove1XxX]

LOL OOOH MYYY THIS MADE MY DAYYYYY YOUR GIIRRLLLFRAAANNN IS AWEESOOOMMEE

[tmovjesca]

hahahahahahaha.....

[akashia29]

ok the last part of the video was just plane funny.

[TheEndlesssummer11]

Why didn't you just hug your girl , hold her so tiiight so that she couldn stab you or smth..

[jasmlim]

I just wonder how the trolley played a part in the dream where you cheated on her... was it like a potential revenge weapon or was the girl called trolley?

[TheDramtor]

Weird video but interesting never less. Did you get a response from you dad?

[harold31415]

I watch in HD because I want to see your pores.

[ImaginarYxGoddesS]

When I watch your videos, I feel like I'm spending time with my brother. It's a good feeling. You look, talk, and act like him.

[jerico85]

Lmfao at 4:29 to end

[Cr8zyChik37]

wat a Q-Tie

[watcherofzideozeszz]

i think everyone part of CTFxC vlog is main point theres always some random thing happening every second

[13stickyfingers]

OMG THE LOVE POSTER IS CROOKED PLEASE PLEASE FIX IT!

[skatesomerset]

why are these vlogs to your dad?

[RyanH43]

WHERE'S THE TROLLEY!?

Oh god I laughed uncontrollably.

[mmiiaa96]

Im a grown person!... Almost

[8701F]

my ex did that too.. So i killed her before she could do it to me..

hintedy hint....

[directMovies]

why does he say hey pops?

[Tashy180]

angry birds in the background....

[AnalMcfly]

cant you just call him like a normal person?

[demdemon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH its 00:42 and i can't stop laughing, you bitch you call me goulash! ... I'm going to pop hahaha

[GNoodle]

Oh my God the ending lip killed me!

[PaganiZondaDrifter]

Paranormal activity....

[zombikilla92]

Having girlfriend troubles you tell you dad.

Send video to all of internet where she WILL see it, along with all of her friends and family.

Phil, i thought you were smart.

[kb04187]

i love that it was 4 in the morning but he still has Starbucks =)

[nimyad1]

anyone notice the angry birds pig in the background?

[Lilmisslaylakay]

@nimyad1 or the angry bird....

[docmckoy]

with hoping for the best but expecting the worst is more of a realistic view >.>

[igrowweedfromaseed]

guy in the end was so funny i cried.. laughing

[65RD123]

"packing bags"? 

[liamboi486]

' I couldnt go to sleep cause i realised i was sleeping next to a fucking crazy person ' LOL

[deadlydevildevin007]

Werd my girlfriend too philly

[angelamae16]

Oh...but you ARE dream Phil!

[glimmerific]

I've been moved out for two and a half weeks now. My mom hasn't called me once... >.>

[SaiKamiKannon]

@glimmerific didn't talk to mine for a year when I moved out, it was awesome...

[DrDoNoWrong]

@glimmerific Call her and yell at her lol.

[jmagnuson95]

@glimmerific Call her!

[MrDannyJFair]

ur dad is the funniest person i have ever watched

[ashuri131]

my fiance has the same dreams your girlfriend has

[KarlSolenoidIV]

Your dad is awesome.

[dianeloveslavida]

i watch it in HD. kudos on the pores..

[skapunkteddybear]

"Did you call me goulash?"

"No, I called you 'Auggie'. EAT goulash!"

I died laughing lol

[Cre8tiveFlow]

Video starts 5:00 - 5:51

[Spriteremix88]

My mom calls me, if I don't answer she leaves a ten minute+ voicemail, and then she calls again immediately afterwards asking if I listened to it. Then she emails me a ridiculously long email. . .and then the angry voicemails and emails start. This is all within a twenty minute period. -___- parents. haha

[HlysComment]

He's turning into Edgar Allen Poe. Irrational death related fears.

[erluver1]

your dad's freaking awesome.

[PurpleTurtleQ]

sound like hes drunk...

[mistermag00]

I WANT A BLACKBERRY APP :<

[ladymakashi]

i have the app and always get freaked out by the monkey sound >.<

[TheNoodlePon]

I have similar fears.... haha. I don't like having sleep overs because I'm afraid my friends are secretly vampires or zombies or something and will kill me in my sleep..

[BunBo95]

someone else was thinking about portal when they saw te white wall in the back?? ...no.. anyone??

[Mu4dib42]

Yup

[TNAFanGurl77]

EAT THE GOULASH!!!!!!!

[paniuroczy]

ha. I was watching this at 4AM.

[PipelinesnPineapples]

WHERE'S THE TROLLEY? LAWL. Been there, dude. My sympathies.

[dasimpsonsfan]

yeah right packing bags.....

[pedrosaquinaula]

ur girl and my girl should hang out lol dude its crazy its the same for me the dreams and everything

[Son0fHobs]

@pedrosaquinaula In his sleep, my brother tried to climb out of a second story window! Fortunately, his roommate, in college, caught him before he pried his way through the screen. In high school, I woke up to him grabbing my wrist, painfully hard, & he was in a panic. Of course I'm freaked, cause I don't know what's going on in his mind. I sure don't want to be the bad guy. It turned out alright, and hearing the dream the next morning made sense of things, but no less scary!

[pedrosaquinaula]

@Son0fHobs dude thats some scary shit how can u sleep at night?

[Cibra33]

DeFrancophobia: The fear that your girlfriend will stab you to death in her sleep

[lexxypexxy]

Is this a parody of that soldier coming out video? ;P

[Bawrdumb]

My GOD WE HAVE THE SAME GIRLFRIEND PROBLEM. Need to invest in a stab proof vest

[Whaddachump]

where IS the trolley phil? dont lie to us...

[EuropeGirl66]

you're dad is a boss!

[boredmama2728]

haha i once had a dream my husband was cheating on me with an ugly pregnant skank, and i thought i had bitten him in the dream, turns out, next morning, he was complaining his arm hurt, and he had a bruise and raised bumps on his arm in the exact shape of my teeth. he started to get mad, and me, still half asleep, said ''well then dont cheat on me in my nightmares with ugly preggo hoes. that kid better not be yours.'' lol scary good times

[pipy777]

You have cute little chubby fingers. Did you know that?

[grindingnemo100]

Who's the goulash guy at the end???

[ezioaltair03]

so phill where is the trolley ?

[benndom82]

Is that a caracature ofBenicio Delturo at the end?

[MsNameGoesHere]

i shouldn't have watched the "where's the trolly!!??" part while drinking tea -.-

[MultiCrunchbar]

My sister woke up once and groaned "tortillas....", really weird.

[Keikei06]

haha WHERE'S THE TROLLEY!!! I couldn't sleep cause i realised I was sleeping next to a crazy person :P made me laugh. The wonders of being in a relationship.

[TheLouise1704]

the wonky love picture in the background is really buggin me ....

[MultiCrunchbar]

@TheLouise1704 You can look it up at forhumanpeoples website, you can even buy it. :)

[martinisipe]

MAKE AN ANDRIOD APP!

[shadowynne]

awe my girl says all kinds of crazy things when shes sleeping, i think its cute...

[Sindoko12]

Good Luck man. :)

[FourSlotToaster]

You keep saying youtube sub boxes are.....fucked.....Ive gotten the show everyday no prob.

[DMIsREAL]

LOVE FTW

[ayyGrinqaSpaZattaqk]

I love love love love love the iPhone app ! It's the most useful thing !

[seunggyooh04]

your dad looks like hercule from dragon ball z!!!!!

[pureloot900]

@seunggyooh04 you mean Mr. Satan?

[JudsonRadio]

Your dad needs to start a channel.

[balnus66]

So I'm guessing that guy is from Hungary if he loves guljás (gulash)

[localfox1000]

Phil, I love you.

[DowntownDOLLS]

Your GF is amazing.

[ZPGaming]

Keep pressing 4 - Sorry Phil. XD

[tlm19670]

your dad is a boss.

[JKDR718]

how did he video chat like that?!?!

( i know its on a mac)

[mungojorie]

it is not an irrational fear..she's gonna kill you...ahahahahaha...and we can't wait

[seanstermc]

@rbtut27 Oops, the comment I made down under this one was directed at you, forgot the 27 in your name amd just wrote 7

[seanstermc]

@rbtut7 actually, I'm pretty sure he's more popular than shaytards, so he's not jealous of what he has and he only said it in a joking way and let's face it, shaytards videos are pretty damn long, I couldn't watch a whole one, that's for sure.

[schristi69]

Shaytards.....only thing more annoying than rap music.

[MamasBoy1984]

Lmao! Gulash!

[dudeboy28]

Phil, if your dad isn't worried about you, then he's not doing his job so take the 10 min voicemails like a man/son.

[rbtut27]

phil yur a fag thats just jealous of what everyone else has, like with the shaytards . no class bitch taking low blows at others in yur videos wtf man. u mad cuz you losing yur fan base or something?

[RaynaOfSunshine]

@rbtut27 Did you like disable annotations or something? And do you have a hearing disability? Because I'm fairly sure he says, 'I love you,I love THEM' and if you look on the annotation at 0:24, it clearly says it's not a diss. Plus, Shay and Phil are friends, sooooo huh?

[Lalleepd]

Hehe... I have weird night terrors and sleepwalk too ... Freak my hubby out!

[Perf0Cell]

Sry Phil, but mist gf's R crazy.

[Tinkers484]

Dream Phil sounds like an asshole.

[sweetmems]

My mom sleepwalks and talks and actually did pick up a knife and almost stabbed my dad LOL

[ActualVideos]

WHITE BALANCE AHHHH

[ctfxcshanedawson]

This was in my sub box

[ennylekalb]

So a month into marriage I "woke" up in the middle of the night. I shook my husband and told him a bug the size of a football was on the wall. He was nice and tried to help me find it. Turns out he couldn't find it so he went back to bed. I was so mad that he couldnt see the dang bug so I picked the bug up put it in a plastic bag where he could see it in the morning and went "back" to sleep. I don't think your gf is at all crazy.

[kevnbonilla]

yes... nugget in a biscuit.... that is all...

[Majorman115]

@treebill *facepalming at my own stupidity*

[gcblue18]

why do i find u randomly talking to a camera so entertaining?

[atomik1337]

this is lame :)

[Majorman115]

@kidwalk2 you sleep next to your stepsister?! In different beds right...

[treebill]

@Majorman115 could be a girl talking about her stepsister not everyone is male.

[kidwalk2]

I have the same fear. My stepsister sleeps next to me and sleeptalks and sleepwalks. SHe fell down the stairs sleepwalking. And one time she had gone into the kitchen sleepwalking.

[Rachels2Awesome]

I watch the whole shaytards vlog... but i guess my attention span is pretty ggo

[erthaa]

stop using 5 minutes to come to the point...

[zainadlr]

Phil, I think all your "Guy Shtuff" ...stuff is making Linz feel insecure. Every woman wants to feel like she is the ONLY one her man wants, the ONLY one her man is attracted to. It's just they way we are. We are jealous and possessive and we love our men with everything we have to give, heart and soul.

[stonethugmusic]

WELL MR PHIL " GIRLS WHEN THEY SAY THAT THEY LOVE US THEY WILL KILL US TOO " FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS AND I THINK PHILIP IT'S OKAY TO GIVE YOUR DAD 10MIN VOICEMAIL CALLS A HEAR DAMN NEAR GIVE YOU THAT EVERYDAY OKAY BIG GUY "

[bdebramo]

I scroll through shaytards too hahaha

Like when he starts talking for like 8 minutes I'm like.... Oh

[Sirt]

My GF does the same thing, but she will stay mad sometimes for half a day. Never thought about the sleep killin' before though...but now I am ... Thanks :D

[loser1191]

1:11 - Phil fondling invisible balls ;)

[EpicChocolateSauce]

Where's the trolley?!!!???!!!

[GlamourKillsTian]

LINDSEY HAHAHHAHA LOVE HER!

thats sad that she dreams about you cheating on her though... less guy shtuff on the PDS yeah?

[Kthelis]

LOL choking on a cough drop....wheres the trolley

[mgreco1988]

As soon as i get another iPhone ill get the app :)

[MrKaka66]

man... f u. u think ur so good. i feel sorry for u. -100 not funny nor original at all

[SuperG838]

ur dad kinda looks like ron jeremy.

[TeamJacobEdward]

Yeah. Sure. You were "Packing Bags."

=D =D =D

[dougiemueller]

For android please!

[JosephCee]

those video chats with phil's dad are kinda awkward. like they just joke around cuz they have nothing to talk about..

[leagallyblonde1]

LMAO the story about your gf i about died haha

[michfrk9]

That's sooo funny!!! My girlfriend has those dreams too...I fear she's going to kill me.... ahhhhhh! LoL

[o0OreidanO0o]

i feel your rage...

[MarquezBlaize]

I want to see Toby rap against Philly D!

Go to Epic Rap Battles of History: Mr.T versus Mr Rogers and use ctrl+f to find my username and thumbs up my comment! It says Tobuscus vs. Sxephil! Lets see if we can get it noticed!

[oliviafrancesxxx]

Wheres the trolley!!! Haha god I laughed for about five minutes

[watcherofzideozeszz]

WHERES THE TROLLY!!!!!

sometime befor i actualy fall asleep my body does so im paralyzed and im afraid that is i fall asleep inthat state ill die

[XternalRage]

haha did you ever think that maybe she dreams about you cheating on her because you are always talking about hot women and they send you pictures of themselves half naked?

[uponit12345]

U pay her to b ur gf and u need alife and a real job

[ejankulov]

(thumbs up)^2

[TheJustinAndNoahBros]

/watch?v=wtJD2n38yqA

[tidler31]

make a blackberry app

[WAKStudios]

@tidler31 Whats a blackberry?

[AngelofDoomKira]

I know how 4am is....so like frickin drugs

[bigpunk157]

Papa Defranco has all the laughs...

ALL OF THEM!

[xTwyst3dx]

my boyfriend does the same thing in his sleep.. one night i got into bed really quiet and he just kept yelling "NO!!!" and then after a few minutes of doing this in his sleep, i thought it was over . he then rolls over to yell " WHAT THE F*&$ ARE YOU DOING".

[cheetawakeboarder]

rofl so my gf isn't the only one who does that. then i get in trouble for what she dreamed

[PoppyYoung2497]

ahh these videos are so lovelyy xx

[ajm0621]

"nope, i carry around ziplocks" haha <3

[btedesco10]

I don't know if your fear of Lindsay is the same reason I fear sleeping with my wife, but I feel like Paranormal Activity ruined all sleeping habits of anyone who lives with their significant other. Particularly the men.

[pazadobla123]

WHY IS HIS VOICE DIFFERENT?!?!?! D:

[ACrazyBeautifulChaos]

You shouldn't consider her crazy, in love is more like it.

[tara1046]

awesome

[ACrazyBeautifulChaos]

If you didn't have a girlfriend, I'd marry you. Like for real.