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  • Oh man this is awesome lol

  • "Makes me wonder why the hell I went digital instead of stick to film, like Stalin!"

    Genius.

  • Nokia also does have Carl Zeiss lenses at the phones. =D

  • I own a d3x and have to say its overpriced. I think dslr image quality will always be limited as long as a 35mm sensor is used. Medium format lens choice is very limited if you want to tilt and shift, and the price is prohibitive. I`m going to large format film when I can - the image quality is as good as ANY camera, and the tilt shift adjustments are first rate

  • Its hard to quantify what the d3x is worth. Its not worth the current price, for sure, but then again the next step up is medium format, which is at least double the $.

    Throw some decent glass on a d3x and you can't go far wrong. After hearing bad things about 1/3 of nikon glass lloyd chambers receives, my future lenses will be Zeiss and Leicas

  • nikon sharper pictures canon better videos

    i own top line in cameras and lenses and i can tell that canon can't beat 14-24 24-70 and 70-200 lenses and nikon owns d3x which is the best camera for pictures and goes ahead of canon cameras although i love my dx3 i also love my canon 5d

    weddings with nikon and canon for portraits they are both good and i like both

  • "He shoots jpeg" HAHAHA

  • man, this is hilarious. kudos.

  • i'll pay extra for the d3x instead of buying that stupid 1dsmark3 for $7000! Yah 5dmarkII is good but the D700 aint crap either! n ya the 80-400 is bullshit but dont forget about the SUPERB 200-400mm canon dont even have a lens in that category! 24mm is here and should i mention the 14-24mm f2.8?witch again is still missing in the canon lineup! and I didnt understood that $200 for flash part! What? does canon give away free 580exII with there 5dmarkII?

  • @dipro001 canon has the 16-35 2.8. not quite as wide but close enough.

  • Someone call ken rockwell!

  • Sieg Heil !!

  • The original and still the best. And it does exactly show how we all felt at the time- every line was golden and true. Now we wait for the D4 ¬_¬

  • No wonder HITLER committed Suicide!

  • what movie is that?

  • A shooter of both, I can say that I like Canon's sensors better, but as far as comfort, ergonomics, quality of lenses, etc I like Nikon better. :)

  • Canon and Nikon are usually pretty equal and subject to matters of opinion. Both make good cameras and lenses, and have similar prices.

  • 'Somebody get my F2' - Brilliant ending!

  • He should check the German Leica price ;)

  • nikon is the best and haseelblad but thats to expensive

  • New Hitler Downfall parody:  youtube.com/watch?v=7--X-edizp­Q

  • Canon are for shitcunts

  • Man this is HILARIOUS!

  • I work for a nikon agent and I totally agree if I didnt get a staff discount I wouldnt bother buying nikon its way to overpriced compared to the other brands

  • @kutzicotl As Hitler has just demonstrated, the D3X is indeed overpriced. But do you remember when the DSLR megapixel leader was Canon and THAT body was priced over $7,000? As to the rest of the line, no, it's not even close to overpriced. And no fair comparing pro grade cameras from Nikon to the new kids on the block like Sony. Nikon and Canon's prices run head to head in almost all areas, and they're really the only two that make TRULY professional DSLRs. Sometimes you get what you pay for!

  • @TheMeloFelo Actually they are two distinct companies, one does not own the other. I don't know what you're smoking. Oh do you mean that Canon makes a vastly superior product? Not even close pal, not even close. Unless you consider beta testing your cameras on the buying public and fixing problems after months of complaints from all across the globe, then yes, they are better. They make a damn fine printer though!

  • @TheMeloFelo They are separate companies, and how can you compare Canon to Nikon. it's like saying that Hyundai is better than Honda. Canon has always been playing catching up.

  • Fellas fellas! Enough of the mutual bashing! Take it outside..

  • And that's why Hitler almost took over the world, even though he was a crazy asshole, he was a visionary.

  • @demonicBerith And a coke head and speed addict.  You have a lot to learn child.

  • *grand for a camera pfff big waste,I'd just buy the D7000, has professional characteristics and saves you 6 and a half grand. Ofcourse D3X has more, but is it really worth it.

  • @demonicBerith Because I fu*king can and because it's sick ass at a 100 ISO and it's 24 fu*king megapixels. Those 24 MP mean a lot when you're 78 yards from animals that would simply love to EAT you. Good job being 17 and still calling people fools when you have no damn idea exactly why they give a shit about what they do. And "shitty build quality" when you don't own one? You're one to talk. When you spend 3 grand to fly to Africa, it pays to bring an 8 grand camera. Lots to learn child.

  • @zavatone lol, but your videos are in 480p you dumb ass. As I can see on the video you posted, I bet you went on a mission trip, and in that case you probably paid barely anything to go to Africa. And big fucking deal, I've been to Germany, and my parents bought me a 2008 BMW for my first car, but I even know when something isnt worth its value. I could buy a super telephoto lense and shoot just as far you dumb motherfucker.

  • @zavatone So yes you are a fucking fool, and don't try to comment someone who will own you in a fight every fucking time.

  • @demonicBerith Haaah, you fucking idiot. And a child as well. Let your parents buy you more shit while you rage on teh internets. Take your dick out of your ass, your thumb out of your mouth and call more shit about crap you know nothing about. Way to be a pussy. Please, please tell us more about what your parents bought you! Get a job you little shit. Or be an "internet badass", spewing shit online while your parents lick your asshole. 

  • @zavatone I wasn't even bragging that I had money, but you were, saying that you were rich to go to Africa. That's why I started saying that i've been to Germany and have a beamer just to knock you off your high horse you're on, you asshole, and you started this whole thing by commenting back to me, so fuck you, you queen of dicks.

  • ..."there there, i hear he only shoots jpeg" xD

  • hilarious! I've FB-ing it!

  • "Call Ken Rockwell. I think he's on to something" hahaha!

  • That was incredibly creative and funny:))) Very good catch and something to think about:) Especially with the cinema line emulsions made available for photographers by Kodak in new Portra 400 one would ask themselves the same question! Where is my F2/ Maxxum 9/ EOS?

  • Oh man this is hilarious!

  • Hitler screaming "Doubling the megapixel count is only a 42% increase in linear resolution!!" completely cracks me up every time lol

  • th original?sure?

  • Wow.. so many officers pre-ordered D3x. They are richer than Hitler!

  • @yukio321

    Even the secretaries :)

  • priceless

  • Best. Hitler. Rant. Ever.

  • LOL, but he got one thing wrong.. the d3x only has 30% more resolution not 42%

  • I love this video... the fuhrer's got a point, Sony's A900 is $5000 less, give me a damn break

  • @TourismPicks I still wouldn't pay $3000 to take some fucking photos, the furthest I go in the way of cameras is the D7000 $1500.I can buy an ATV for $3000

  • That's the best ever. Ken Rockwell is a fucking moron

  • Hilarious

  • Funny as sh*t. BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

  • this is great. get a 5d

  • Hey guys, Canon video is not 1080i but 1080p. Of course, everybody knows that.

  • i hope that ken rockwell part was just a mere sarcastic joke.

  • what movies is this from

  • @onceonlyaz downfall (Der Untergang)

  • Stick to film just like Stalin!! OMG what madness is this and why is it so funny??? I cant stop laughing as these words will keep echoing in my head for long time now. Stick to film like Stalin :-)

  • @itsmeeeeeeeeeee That's the line that did me in too! LOL!!!

  • @itsmeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

  • Screw Hitler, I love my D3x.

  • Hi

    This is fantastic ! I'm sure Mr Hitler has an F2AS ....the best Pro spec camera Nikon ever made.

    Thanks for posting.

  • Brilliant.

    One of the best Hitler downfall videos.

  • That was FUNNY!

  • Pure Genius :-)

  • this is stupid....just because a camera has the same MP doesnt mean it is a better buy if it costs less...cell phones have 10mp now but that doesnt mean id use them.

  • Technical hints on buying Nikon

  • That's Swiss actor Bruno Ganz in "Der Untergang" (The Downfall), about the last days in Hitler's bunker.

    Still have the F2 and some rolls of Velvia in the fridge...

  • Great video, funny as hell.

  • not funny to make fun of Hitler

  • @SpicyHam haha yeah it is!!!

  • what movie is this off of

  • Yeah... bitch all you want. But its still the best DSLR out there. If I had the money I would buy one right now.

  • @martinaee i would disagree, it has a worse iso sensitivity, shoots slower, and cost 3500 more that a d3, and the d3s iso sensitivity is out of the world, your paying for a sony 24mega pixel sensor, love the d3 and my d700, but i would never buy a d3x unless i was doing prints the size of buildings

  • Was Hitler a Thief ? I do not think so but Nikon for sure are Thief's

  • LMAO this is hilarious, I still love NIKON

  • hahahahaha me and my short attention span watched every second of that 4 minute video. seriously man, 8 friggin grand, and you can get a canon mark iv with a 50mm f/1.2 and 70-200 straight f2.8 for the same friggin price!!! that's not even close to being in the same ballpark. ask hitler how he feels about 24fps in full res progressive 1920 by 1080 hd video with any 2 legend series lenses for 8grand and he just might start beating off on the table in joy

  • @JohnKlugJr small point, 'L' stands for Luxery, not legend :)

  • That was hugely entertaining!

  • whaha :) wtf

  • LMAO!!

  • "Don't cry, I hear he only shoots JPG"!!! LOOOOOOOOOOL!

  • funny video! but i still love my NIKON D3X :)

  • Only better Hitler video is the Three Stooges (and they shot Canon).

  • ken rockwell is a soccer mom's source for photography help. he's one of those nikofags (you know what i mean, when you bring a camera to a museum and a guy comes over with his nikon and shakes his head, or keeps on looking at it). he's so bias against canon and loves nikon. and also, he never talks about composition. fuck ken rockwell

  • @HelloNewYorkCity

    Ken Nikon biased? Have you read any of his articles lately?

    Btw, I am a Nikon user and don't care much for Ken thanks to all the rubbish he writes to attract visitors and get PR.

  • @FinnsDesign ken is tha man!!! Love ken!!

  • he only shoots jpeg! lol =D

  • LMAO! The best one I've seen.

  • LOL!

  • Nice!!!!

  • Excellent!!!

  • fuck ken rockwell! hhahahaha

  • Brilliant !!! I'm still laughing. Thanks.

  • Simply hilarious.

  • even ken rockwell got props!

  • lol

  • epic stuff !!! great xD

  • Call Kenrockwell haha He is on something Love that :P

  • I loved that about Capture NX!

  • Its very funny indeed. Überraschend schön gemacht.

  • Still freakin' hilarious!

  • Hilarious.  Absolutely hilarious.

  • hahaha! This was awesome!

  • I hear he shoots jpeg LOL

  • fuckin epin

  • thats freakin' funny! lol "Somebody get my F2.." thats soo epic! lol

  • This is awesome  :D

  • 1337 ratings

  • LOL, "call Ken Rockwell". Hahahaha.

  • jajajaj que bueno!

  • lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Great!

  • I laughed soo hard I farted!

  • Bloody marvellous mate, highly original, well done.

  • ahahah

    any way i think that nikon d700 is sharper than 5d mark II and cost a bit less. ok the former is 12 mp while the latter is 21, but the image with high iso makes a great difference... that's just my opinion, i'm a canon user

  • I love it how Canon as ALWAYS had their high res pro body MSRP at 8,000 bucks (granted they did lower it for the Mark III 1Ds... after many many months of being at 8,000) and the second Nikon puts out a high res body at the same price... all you tools freak out... It's just hilarious

  • Wow! Thanks so much for your work!

    ive been out of photography since '03 but your comments are timeless... a fast 24? the price of the battery holders! LOL!

  • As much as people bitch about it if you can afford it you will still get a camera that is better than pretty much anything out there.

    As has been said digital cameras are a rich man's (person's) game. Or paid professional's game.

  • You know, it would be funny if someone made a subtitled video where Hitler rants about all these rants.

  • @OceanbornAngel there is

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • As funny as this video is, it also is a little sad because its true.

    I had been a Nikon loyalist for 20 years, but when I switched to digital, after some serious thought, I also switched to Canon.

    One of the best decisions I ever made.

  • He should buy Canon EOS 5D mkII.

    Have better picture.

  • epic...

    the original hitler spoof film and still the best by a long way.

  • 'Somebody get my F2' - Genius!

  • There there, i heard he only shoots JPG!!!! Genius!

  • my pc always hangs anyway.....lol!!!!!!!! nice vid dude!

  • This is awesome. Laughed my ass of when he was ranting about the lenses' specs.

    As for me, a D3X is just too much. I just want a full frame sensor, and will get the D700X or D800 since I care too much more about lenses to shell out another $5000.

  • Ken Rockwell goes on about LF film not 35mm.

  • Well...i guess he's milking it anytime someone buys a D40...

    Wait! Dosn't Adorama sell 1000D/Rebel XS's?

    He hardly talked much about that camera (mine BTW).

    Still... i kinda like his saturated crap, ha ha.

    And despite his RAW bashing, I think he offers good advice.

  • Amazing!!!!!! Great work!!!

  • cndlpwr, I tip my hat to you, sir. Excellent work.

  • Man, Ken Rockwell is such a sell out. He knows that the majority of his audience are the begginers who usually have a budget to buy camera gear with.. Which is why he praises the d40 and the 18-55 kit lens that it comes with.

    Why does he support the Nikon d40 so much? Does Nikon pay him? No. But BHphotovideo, and all the major retailers sure do.

    They pay this asshole whenever someone buys a d40 off of his website, which is the main reason as to why he promotes it so much. UGHHHHHH

  • this is music to my ears. This is pure genius wow !

  • The Sony A900 can't even do iso 800 without looking like crap.

    d3/d700/5dmark ii is where it's all at.

  • Ken Rockwell is a dolt, I don't even know why people listen to him as a photographer. There's not one good picture that he's ever taken.

    Look at his wedding pictures, they're all saturated crap.

    I am amazed at the fact that as a photographer, Ken somehow manages to never speak anything about posing/subject isolation/off camera lighting.

  • @superstition117

    Ken might not be a very good photographer, but he is a marketing genius, perhaps only equaled by Apple.

  • @superstition117 I could not agree more..

    I remember in the DX days, pre FX, Rockwell said that the size of the DX sensor is perfectly normal as it is the same as cine film

    Few years later, after the FX bodies were released, I cannot find that assertionon his website no longer

    No doubt he doesn't want to be proven wrong

  • @butterdori DX actually is slightly larger than most 35mm movie frame formats. Not that that matters - apples vs oranges.

  • @superstition117 I heart my D3x, no matter what Ken says.

  • @zavatone Well you're a fool

  • @demonicBerith Sounds like you don't own one.

  • @zavatonelol no, I can't say I do since im only 17,and why would someone spend 8 grand on a camera? Maybe a fagot like you with no life and a hand for a girlfriend hahaha.I've never met a person that has spent 8 grand on a camera. Obly people who go career by a camera of that magnitude,a camera like the D3X has an ungodly ammount of functions, and a waste when I can take pictures almost as good with my D7000.

  • @zavatone And I doubt you have one either since your videos are only in 480p lol. You don't even have videos that shoot basic 720p, so I wouldn't be talking shit if I were you. My first camera ever could shoot in 1080p.Only a loser with a hand for a girlfriend would buy this camera. My D7000, can take pictures almost as good as this thing. For christ sakes this camera even has a plastic body where as the D7000 has a metal frame.

  • @zavatone You heart paying three times as much for something that is barely better and has crappy quality build of a body.

  • @superstition117 AMEN!

  • This is EXCELLENT! What acting! Laughing all the way! Ken would be proud!

  • fuck ken.sold out bastard..............video simply amazing.

  • Call KR rofl

  • Awesomee!!!!!

  • "get my F2". verdammt.

  • mann i was laughin the whole time this is genius

  • 'Get my F2' Love it! (I'd hate to be his Nikon rep).

  • This is absolute brilliance (at least for photogs). Great work!

  • Kudos on becoming famous this way. Even if I don't understand it all, you get high ratings for creativity.

  • LOL... very well done..!

  • Who is that guy. He doesn't look like Cheney.

  • "I hear he only shoots JPG." BRILLIANT!!!!!!

  • OVER 9000!!!!!!!

  • Brilliant.

  • thanks for this... it's the best video ever... i howl every time i see it... u rock.

  • Stalin is from the old school......

  • F2 ftw! i got one a month ago for 70 bucks on ebay. best purchase yet!

  • LOL!!!

    great work dude!

    makes me laugh a lot!

  • this is brillitant!!!!!!!!

    i'm simpathizing with Hitler here,

    y the hell can't Nikon match Canon's quality and prices?

  • Bravo!

  • Brilliant... absolutely brilliant!!!

  • great! :))

  • I love the ending.

  • This is hysterical, mate. Fantastic job. I almost came.

    Guess I'll be going for the E-System then... If only their sensor was a Foveon X3...