A collection of misheard lyrics

[OrchestraOfThought]

Jimmy Hendrix actually says guy.

[ColtsFan2016]

1:25 the best part!

[gamerstud45]

It's "revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"...the song is 'Blinded By the Light'

[HEYletsbehappyx]

Lololololol best misheard lyrics video i've seen. and @kylerog90 's reaction, PRICLESS!

[TheJackasskids77]

OMG HOW THE HELL DID U FIND DAT OUT

[mattslamom]

for years it's been wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night lol. big old jet airliner by steve miller also, never knew what he was saying

[DCGAMER269]

It's true, hotdogs will still go on. :P

[mo16222]

What about Communards "Never can say goodbuy"...it sounds like they're saying "Never get sick of bibles"!

[WalliusM]

What did i just see/hear? omg...There's the man i chose..there's my TELETUBBIE????? hahahahh *ded*

[n0kki85]

smack my pizza !

[NannerBurgular]

you wanna piss on mee

[EpicKitty4EVER]

1:06 what's the song? :p

[drfrians]

its faeces btw, not feecees

[Djebz]

@drfrians Yeah, I know, but when you're in a hurry and English isn't your primary language, things sometimes slip, ya know? :)

[brech20luv]

Got a kit kat = Win!

[cameronstewart77777]

got a kit kat

[MightyFurbag101]

I, too, believe that the hotdogs go on.

[spels47]

ahahaha 1:17 til 1:20 was the best of laughs it got me rofl

[DUBSTEPbeatDANCER]

Don't like this comment.

[malicemajesty]

so silly lol

[SgtDribbleboots]

thanks for a great video. I Lol-ed

[Pianologyify]

What is the song at the very end? not "boom boom pow", but the one after it? :P

[Djebz]

@Pianologyify It's a Danish song from 1986 :) It's called "Midt i en drøm" ("In the middle of a dream") and is performed by the group "OneTwo".

[fredrikthepussycat]

You got me begging you for birdseed!

[ilovejohnnyboyxo1]

Lyrical Lacey from glowpinkstah channel says hit me with your pet shark :)

[yes30times]

The first few were really funny

[LivingTheFantasy]

I would beat up a guy I would beat up or die!

[kylerog90]

Dude most of these were WAY OFF. One : it's hit me with your "BEST SHOT"!

[Djebz]

@kylerog90 Dude, did you even bother to check the title of this video?? MISHEARD lyrics, yeah... They're supposed to be way off! LOL

[EddieThePoodle]

@Djebz lolled pretty good

[KibaTema6676]

Nicole does say boobies ..lol



[Darkblossomxx]

1:54 & 1:12 were the funniest lol

[bravesgurl16]

Well then what are the real lyrics to Blinded By the Light?

[mintycookie1]

some of those lyrics were the actual lyrics

[Djebz]

@mintycookie1 Which ones do you refer to? :)

[UmePandaChan]

@Djebz The one about the groupies there was actually an argument that in the original version it was Boobies instead of Groupies but they made a clean version because so many little girls liked it. Its just what Ive heard

[DarkGuardian256]

0:38 I'm blue, I'm in need of a dime, I will never kiss a guy, I will pee on a guy, I just ate apple pie, Justin Bieber will die, I will never take my time, Cuz U know that? this really rhymes

[321TAKEUM]

1:19

they killed kenny

[caitiebelike]

Cannot Unsee! Well, Unhear?

[emy93able]

1:53 Oh I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving hahahahahahahaha

[hiltinberg]

I just knew "when I grow up" was going to be on here

[Sandtdman1]

LOL  01:47

[MHgothicKpoplover]

lol gotta kit kat was the best

[XxLuciiMonstaxX]

I thought half of those where the real words D'X

[TheNeutralGuy]

Honestly, that is what I thought they sang in the first place.

[danmark844]

det her er fandme sjovt! takker.

[woowoowoo926]

hit me with your pet shark

[Moitaytay]

2:08 "She's an easy llama" lol This video is pure awesomeness... :)

[MiopTop]

wait it isn't got a KitKat ?

[MasterOfGrandiosity]

Godt arbejde Djebz ;)

[quicktrip3333]

Who you gonna call? THOSE BASTARDS lol

[BEANINAT0R]

this video should be way more popular, i laughed so hard xP

[PackAPuncherz]

The first one really sounds like it

[leonardusCHE]

1:52 made me laugh so damn hard

[karonnnn]

Gotta get that x4 BONG BONG BONG! gotta get that bong bong bong!

[golpherbroke]

Negro Wrestlers... Thats what he does say, IMO. 3:15 - - ->

[arinor17]

I have no idea what the lyrics are, but I have always thought he said wrapped up like a douche.

[jsz1998]

Song at 2:27?

[BeniyMrsCool]

@jsz1998 Prodigy - Smack my bitch up ^^

[NobodyYouWannaKnow19]

@jsz1998 eight days a week by the beatles

[RocKaraoker]

What is whiner?I tought of weiner but it maybe is not the same! :D

P.S Weiner is funny to be put, too!

[cooro10]

1:59 kills it all

[lackerjack]

SHOOTING PEOPLE THE WRITERS ARE MURDERS

HIT ME ME WITH YOUR PET SHARK is awesome

And I got you begging ME for birdseed.

[redwater110]

whats the name of the song at 3:00? is it by the foo fighters?

[someone999555]

@redwater110 yeah it is, foo fighters-my hero

[redwater110]

omfg i laughed so effin hard who ya gonah call those bastards lmao

[lackerjack]

And she is SAYING HOTDOGS I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS

[lackerjack]

I heard

I saw him dancing there by the RECKA MACHE!

[lackerjack]

I'll be honest some i can't without laughing

For example

Somebody take my pants!

[dannylovesuall]

which is the song on 4:06 ?? :(((

[Djebz]

@dannylovesuall Pearl jam - Even flow

[dannylovesuall]

@Djebz tnx :)

[thecocreator88]

I always heard 'Wrapped up like a douche', even before seeing this video. Still don't know what he's actually saying

[NatiGrace1993]

When I grow up by the pussycat dolls.hahahahah.I honestly thought it was boobies!wooooops.guess that explains why my sisters wud always stare whenever I sang it:)

[Reby90love]

You could include "It's a fire down town" in stead of "It's the final countdown" :P

[MissMiaEm]

1:52 hahahahahahaha the semen on your face :D

[tall32guy]

OMG!! Bad bad bad! LOL Love it! :)

[seriousman99]

Lol! Very nice vid dude! XD

[bosils]

What is the name of the song at 3:01?

WOOP WOOP YOU´RE FROM DENMARK!!! XD

[checkmateman1]

i have got 1 britney spears (and i know that your cock stinx} toxic:)

[goodplayerz]

0:44 I hear I bauddy a buddi dabadi dabaday bauddy dabaday right now. Is there something wrong with me?

[adeiamig]

HAHAHA

[KatyBerwick2]

lady gaga DOES say red wine... :S

[Djebz]

@KatyBerwick2 No, she says Red One (the name of one of the artists performing with her in the song) :)

[ShadeZeeker]

@Djebz lol, RedOne isn't an artist, he's the one who wrote the lyrics to it.

[dinho1445]

the pussycat dolls song sais boobies!

[dundeerox]

316 was tht green day cuz if it was i was like fuckh yeah

[dkzstarsound12]

"Hit me with your Pet shark " .. I lol'd so hard i scared my dog, and then he fell down the couch xD:P

[derek2g]

I dont hear jimi hendri say kiss this guy

[Aczua]

That Mariah Carrey was hilarious. Great job :oD

[PiaZickar]

I always thought "I wanna have boobies" was correct, it makes sense, right? :D

[jere936]

What song is after Black eyed peas?

[allroundbay]

@jere936 look in the discription

[jere936]

@allroundbay mm.. There isn't reading it... :( After, Black eyed peas

[zomglolwoot]

0:22 i always thought she actually says "eat pizza", only now while watching the video i realized its "Ibiza"

also 1:17 1:47 and especially 3:19 ROFLMAO

[ankeincape]

HA I thought I was the only one who heard Take my Picture instead of Smack My Bitch Up :D

[Agoonga]

Did you speed up "Got to get that?"

[Line8pigen]

Some of the songs are a bad choice.

You can hear the lyrics as the are...

[Equilombo]

who are you gonna call? Those bastards!!! JAJAJAJA

[whenlifegivesyouluv1]

I'm blue I would eat apple pie I would apple pie I would eat up or die

[1965raal]

como se llama la cancion del 1:30

[stefankoson]

1:45 "stay in a line" haha

[SplosionCow]

Just shootin sum people outside the school. I fell out my chair laughing right there

[3lendi]

@SplosionCow when you actually don't speak english, beleive me... you really understand "shooting some people outside of the school".... I had to listen it 7 times and think about the video to find out that he is shooting "B-Ball" :D :D :D

[Jusefu]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH best one ever!

[Mattebubben]

no i dont have a kit kat stop asking already!

[HarmonyPumpkinPotter]

another one for I'm blue is "I'm blue i will pee on a guy i will pee on a guy"

[shalllowfile]

thumbs up if you searched "misheard lyrics"

[Naaldhakkie]

By "stayin' alive" I always hear "steen in m'n lijf" what are the Dutchs words of 'stone in my life'... ;)

[Simon14DK]

cause little WOMAN must have damn near killed you is the lyrics=

[R3C0NzL3G1T]

I GOT MY FIRST REAL SEX DREAM !!! XD

[BiReal]

Toto Africa was hilarious. But I wont repeat it.

[Agent1337AQW]

at 0:44 what song?

[Simon14DK]

@Agent1337AQW Im Blue

[darin340]

shootin some people outside school I fell out my chair

[MrCava23]

Those Bastards!

[deathmelon6789]

I thought it was "No dogs or cats" as well. (Another Brick in the Wall) It would make sense, seeing as no pets allowed in the school. :P

[DallasNeedsADentist]

@deathmelon6789 - Heh. Funny. I always used to hear "No dogs orgasm in the classroom."

[TheBlueOctober]

The Africa one is a little ironic.

[TheKamehamehaBoy]

Hey u stole my idea of im blue!

[raggamm]

LOL! No I can't forget the semen, on your face as you were leavin'

[ArowannaSwe]

If I eat I won't die.

[SupaDupaCwazy]

YOU GOT ME BEGGIN' YOU FOR BIRDSEED!

[caseygame]

Hendrex really said kiss this guy cuz the song about being high

at 2:59

[SupaDupaCwazy]

@caseygame yep he did sometimes, the original lyrics though were kiss the sky(: he was just a crazy bastard and said this guy a lot in concert lol, gotta love him(:

[ChaosTheSheWolf]

Xd

[anna647426]

hahhahahahahhahaha

[toya984]

Because I ain't no holla back girl

misheard lyric:

Because I ain't no Harlem Black Girl

[hokage64th]

hey guys "we're going to eat pizza" !

[HAAXOMGWTFBBQ]

Got a kit kat

[GSNSmashFan3]

"Not adopted!"

LMAO.

[MultiDude84]

youve got an erection lmfao.....or do i?

[Caroasw]

"I got my first real sexdream" hahahahahahahah

[GoochSausageChou]

I lolled at my hero XD

[mojoglowgo]

at 1:40 me and my dad always sing "Stain the lav" xD

[ThexNerd]

Wrapped up like a douche lmfao

[AccioAvery]

Wait Lady Gaga didn't say "A red wine"?

[nisoes92]

just to let you know, I just laughed very very hard

[awesomedudelolz1]

"You got an erection!" OMG, THAT'S FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!

[username9920]

The first time I watched this video, I didn't really know my (now) favorite band all too well at all. But I just watched it again a few weeks ago and I didn't even have to look at the artists to know who it was. As soon as I heard "Hard as a rock", I instantly knew who it was.

And I felt really stupid for not knowing before.

[xxdepronxx]

You can easily hear that it is:

"I wanna have groupies," and (in i love rock 'n' roll); "Record Machine.."

Seriously, I'm not even english and can hear this..

[Thewierdpokemon150]

The I'm blue one is totally a good description of me.

1) My second-fave colour is blue

2) I beat up guys all the time

XD,

[futurestoryteller]

asdl;kfjao;ledjfoij

[futurestoryteller]

What's funny is how most of these sound so clear you'd wonder how anyone could hear any different!

[futurestoryteller]

What's funny is how most of these sound so clear you'd wonder how anyone could hear any different!

[kuka951reku]

1)yea hotdogs are good 2)madonna haz a face that is a little cheesy? 3)im really happy for you 4)congratulations 5)u normally steal things then? 6)i hope that guy is JB 7)it is foridden to have cats and dogs in the classroom 8) it actually does 9)MURDERER 10)so he smells like pee? 11)wtf 12)why would i call bastards? 13)becouse il hit my petshark to then 14)i barelly survived 15)ye abirds are cool 16)? 17)stena line 18)ur man is a teletubbie? 19)i can"t to 20)red wine is gooooood 21)she spits...

[kuka951reku]

1)yea hotdogs are good 2)madonna haz a face that is a little cheesy? 3)im really happy for you 4)congratulations 5)u normally steal things then? 6)i hope that guy is JB 7)it is foridden to have cats and dogs in the classroom 8) it actually does 9)MURDERER 10)so he smells like pee? 11)wtf 12)why would i call bastards? 13)becouse il hit my petshark to then 14)i barelly survived 15)ye abirds are cool 16)? 17)stena line 18)ur man is a teletubbie? 19)i can"t to 20)red wine is gooooood 21)she spits...

[TheHerbertemma]

at 4.56 it isnt misheard i swear its actually boobies.

[Djebz]

@TheHerbertemma Watch the link under "show more" before bringing that statement... The dolls themselves say that the correct lyrics is "groupies"

[lucia56605]

@TheHerbertemma its not its actualy groupies

[caseygame]

@TheHerbertemma It is

[theverynewstinker599]

awesome!

[BeautifullyDark46]

I got a kit kat! And in the pussy cat dolls song it actually is I wanna have boobies

[ParodiesFromHeaven]

hej djebz, jeg er også fra Danmark og ville gerne have at du også lavede en dansk version af ''misheard lyrics''! ;:D please!

[ipaddleYOass]

i thought the lyrics ARE "I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies!" i used to sing that line almost everyday

[XCfuseeX]

why don't ya hit me with yo pet shark!

[xPancakes4lyf]

I'm blue , if I were green I would die, I would pee on a guy is what the blue dabodedabodie song is really saying! :D

[samusrocks]

Omg lol

"who you gonna call? Those bastards!"

I laughed so hard.

[fruitsbasketmangalov]

U forgot 1.... Hey soul sister buy train. Sonds like he's saying "like a virgin in your v@gin@ o-O seriously

[MrHeadshotbiatch]

my favorite is "i cant forget the semen on your face as you were leaving"

i better get some likes

[ClocksInMyPlace]

I always thought they sang "we're going to eat pizza" when I was a child and insisted on it! So cool it's in this (and that you're Danish like me ;))

This is funny!

[31operafan]

x'D Whenever I need a good laugh, I turn to misheard lyrics. Some of these made me laugh so hard, I cried!

[Reealos]

1:17 I just can't replay it enough!XDXD

[Gabbbbriella]

lol the rhythm of shit

[heliummannen]

The negro wrestlers <3

[cannabis4men94]

LOL!

[GirlMattCosplayerX3]

Hahahah

[CookieMagicx]

*cries what laughter* epic man! :D

[CaffeinatedAnonymous]

"When I grow up I wnna see the world, drive nice cars, I wnna see boobies. "

Fck yea!!! I'm inspired. Now I have an ambition in life.

[SuperDachshund]

"Down on the corner. . ." (CCR)

"Frown on the coroner. Mao win the streets. Penny ante pope boys a prayin'. Bring a pick-up, taffy feet."

[rockandrollrules5]

the AC/DC part were actually "partly" correct.

[ninjacoralinekitty]

It's funny, my mom thought he was saying wrapped up like a douche, my dad thought he was saying excuse me while I kiss this guy, and my mom's friend thought he was saying I'll never leave your pizza burning! Some other really good ones: "Heaven let your light shine down" as "heard you got your wife shot down," and "Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry" as "hush hush, we're going downtown, boys, don't tarry." These are actually mishearings of people I know. XD

[GloriaIsAwesome]

I saw him there dancing by the rhythm of s*** HAHA