I'm Not Dead!

[moscowmasha]

I hope that's a good thing...?

[LONELYFAN15]

Good job on coming back dumb russia bitch, now call me when i give a flying rat fuck.

[moscowmasha]

Hello non-fan! Good to hear your nasty-opinions yet again!

[asklid]

this is only my opinion this makes no sence im sorry but just an opinion,

[moscowmasha]

No, I can agree with that. It's not meant to make much sense.

[coleeen77]

cool hair a bit shorter yet would be perfect x

[lifeinacndyswrl]

this was funny :)

[moscowmasha]

Yay, glad you enjoyed it!

[Ziggystarla]

ill donate my brain to your cause, love.

[moscowmasha]

Ooh.

Thank you for your generosity.

And yum.

[Ziggystarla]

my brain is delicious. i should bottle it and sell it to the zombie masses

[moscowmasha]

As long as you profit, it may be worth it.

On the other hand, you would eventually lose the ability to read, write, speak, hear, see, etc...and that would make life a bit dull.

[iianardo]

I cant believe i have only just watched this video, its brilliant haha, you should so post a video every now and then as like an update, with parts of your face falling of as you slowly turn, like a zombie turning diary.

Excellent.

Hope your well.

-Ian x

[moscowmasha]

Yaaay, delighted that you like it!

Haha, that'd be great, but sadly I do not have the talent. Or, at the moment, the camera. Boo.

I am! Are you?

[StevieProductions]

you could do a zombie dance

[moscowmasha]

I COULD!

Well, actually, that would probably require more skill than I actually have. You've got to be all stiff and such...

[mnemonyxx]

I can't be doing with daft dietary rules like those in Leviticus - I'm with good ol' Leopold Bloom, and eat with relish all manner of unclean critters and offal. Though I must confess I've yet to taste any brain matter that wouldn't have profited from a day's marinating. Is it different from the zombie perspective?

Hope you're faring well in the twilight zone.

[moscowmasha]

Wow, that comment just made me feel like quite the non-intellectual. I had to look up both what you meant about Leviticus and who Leopold Bloom was. I feel humbled.

[moscowmasha]

Nonetheless, I think that I would say that most zombies care little for the quality of the brain, as they are focused more on devouring the largest quantity possible, so as to stifle all their hunger. Plus, freshness is most likely preferable when you're a bloodthirsty monster.

The twilight zone is delightfully abnormal - a good place to be every once in a while.

[ArandomNutter]

BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIINSSS!­

[moscowmasha]

Hahaha...yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss.­

[raegoesdown]

friggin' AWESOME!

[moscowmasha]

suh-WEET!

[J14ernandez]

I thought i was only person that spelled sweet thay way lol

[moscowmasha]

Haha - it means extra emphasis.

[fifi99001]

you need some farva beans with your brains? I wouldn't know but farva beans is funny to say. later you won't but at first you must enjoy.

[moscowmasha]

Hmm...side dishes are always nice...

[J14ernandez]

Some people think zombies are scary, but most nerds think they're cool... Like me! Zombies=Cool MashaZombie= Freakin Sweet!

[moscowmasha]

I approve of nerds. So hurray! I feel accepted.

[SeagoIsNotDead]

youu lieeeeeeee :P

i knoww your not deadd

i spoke to you several days ago.

how rude of you :P

xxxx

[moscowmasha]

Oh, the mystery.

What were YOU doing yesterday night at 8:00 pm, eh? Maybe you're the culprit?

[SeagoIsNotDead]

i was.. on the computer :S

haha listening to music.

watching stuff on youtube actually init.

im making a new vloooooog.

haaaaaaah its gunna be rubbish ;) lol

xxxxxx

[moscowmasha]

Predictable. Verrrrry predictable.

Haha, although I was probably doing the same exact thing.

I shall look out for it.

[SeagoIsNotDead]

wooooooooooooooop

-feels loved- :P

xxxxxx

[jteich31]

Nice haircutz! But otherwise, you look really scary!

[moscowmasha]

Sweet.

[TSeeEss]

Don't moan at the camera too much - you might get featured.

[moscowmasha]

Ahaha!

Good one.

[Maryangel24]

uh-oh... *pulls out brain and hides it underneath the pillow* °whistles°

:D haha cool vid, zombie-lady :D

<3 mary/marija hehe :D

[moscowmasha]

Thanks thanks!

You know, I'm not the tooth fairy, I won't give you money for your brain - I'll simply devour it. Haha.

[Maryangel24]

oh u won't? hmm... *takes brain from underneath the pillow and puts it back into its original space again* xD

i'll fight with all i've got to save my little brain :D

[moscowmasha]

Haha, I can respect that.

[Maryangel24]

did i ever tell u how great it is, that u actually take the time to respond to all the comments? i mean u get like 100 comments and u still respond to them.. there are only few who do that. it makes u be one of my fave subscriptions lol :)

i hate it when i write a comment and a question and the owner of the vid doesn't respond. i know they don't have to respond to every1, but some ppl don't respond at all! to no1 :/

so u'r great :D

[moscowmasha]

Well, thank you! I think it's much nicer when people respond, too - that way, one actually gets the chance to INTERACT, thus taking advantage of the medium that is YouTube. There's a reason that YouTubers often prefer this site to television.

[moscowmasha]

It's nice when people at least make an attempt to respond, because this shows that they care what the people who watch them think. I do! As long as it's constructive, of course.

It takes time, but it's really no problem. I like reading comments/coming up with responses. Keeps me sharp.

[moscowmasha]

Also, I really DO appreciate people watching my videos, so this just seems like a good way to reciprocate.

[greigsmith]

If you are craving brains, don't head my direction, your going to be leaving hungry! You are looking good for being dead however.

[moscowmasha]

Ah, you can be a snack, then.

And thank you.

[SirIsaacNewton]

yummmm brain-snack. a little salt and pepper please

[Treknologist]

Cool

[moscowmasha]

Thanks.

[hartnell114]

you umm...have a little...brain...just on the side of your mouth, not there...there...and there, theres more...RUN!

[moscowmasha]

Haha...good thinking.

And a little brain-on-the-face never hurt anyone, hmm?

[TOMKNN]

I'm not sure if you dead or not.

[moscowmasha]

Yes I am!

(No, I'm not).

[g01148]

Ooooh, new hair cut me-sees? :)

[moscowmasha]

Correctamundo!

Nice noticing skills.

[g01148]

Yay. 'Tis very nice. ^_^

[moscowmasha]

Thanks!

[MusicFromBlueSkies]

ah, shame.

=P

[moscowmasha]

Isn't it?

Haha.

[Neavers]

Zombie pirate?

[moscowmasha]

...is ten times as cool as any regular zombie OR pirate.

I shall try to join the ranks. Arrr.

[SirIsaacNewton]

I say Masha would be the cutest zombie/pirate. argggg!!!

[moscowmasha]

Haha, thank you.

Although I don't think that the zombie-pirate fleets are looking for "cuteness".

[Neavers]

Well, maybe they could use you to recruit others. :P

[BOBIzizou87]

I was never subscribed to Zombie, guess I am now. Cool =)

[moscowmasha]

Yes - quite a unique experience, I bet.

[Tobyy85]

yeah, you are not dead^^

[moscowmasha]

Of course I am!

Dead people regularly upload videos onto YouTube, don't they?

[Tobyy85]

i don't know.. =)

[johnnyfnhollywood]

Can We just be Underground?

[moscowmasha]

Nah.

I'll still getcha.

[impeccableimbecile]

You cut your hair!

[moscowmasha]

Yes I did!

Good eye.

[impeccableimbecile]

Girls just notices things like that. :)

[RoboFillet]

Woa!

[JXintheZ]

Haha!

Return of the Living Dead...

[moscowmasha]

Indeedness...although I've actually never seen it.

[ElionaZale]

great lighting love ^_^

[moscowmasha]

Thankyouverymuch.

[ElionaZale]

oooooooOOOOOnowspacesthisishar­derthanithoughtasireallywantto­pressthatspacebar!!!ooooididit­howcoolami.Ibetthisisimpossibl­etoread,andprettypointlessnowt­hatithinkaboutit.

[moscowmasha]

Haha...wow.

*head explodes*

[RoboFillet]

I'm so glad there's the Pacific Ocean and almost the entire American continent separating me from you. I need my brain.

...tell me, can zombies swim?

[moscowmasha]

Hmm...

We'll just have to see about that.

[SirIsaacNewton]

are there special swimsuits for zombies?

[moscowmasha]

Well, we don't change shape, or anything.

Zombie =/= shapeless blob.

[SirIsaacNewton]

I love zombie. :-) ** but not the ones that eat my brain. I kinda need it and stuff **

[moscowmasha]

Oh pssh..."need" is such an overused word.

People "need" brains just like every millionaire "needs" a bright red sports car...

[SirIsaacNewton]

are you saying you don't need a red sport car? hah hah

sent from my iphone

[moscowmasha]

Ooh, fancy schmancy.

I'd LIKE one, sure, but...my well-being doesn't depend on it, exactly.

Your brain, on the other hand, would be nourishing and delicious.

[Machinat1on]

Okay. Just put on a helmet to protect your brain from cricket bats.

[moscowmasha]

Helmet on.

Thanks for the warning.

Now that I'm invincible, perhaps I'll go out and find you...grr...

[Machinat1on]

My house is the one with the Queen up full blast.

[moscowmasha]

Nice.

Then I suppose that we will have to dance around wildly before I de-brain you.

[Aaroncast86]

Nice. Very nice.

[moscowmasha]

Thankee.

[bassismylife8]

did I miss something y did every 1 think u were dead???

[moscowmasha]

Many YouTubers get asked if they've died when they're away for a long time. Thus...this.

[bassismylife8]

seems random now cause I dont check my email but ahhhh okk ok

[CowInParachute]

I absolutely adored this.

[moscowmasha]

I am deeply delighted.

[Pathogen82]

Im not really sure if my brain would be that tasty. How did the zombie go again?

NYAR! NYAR! lol

[moscowmasha]

Why not? I mean, all brains have their own unique flavor, so you never know.

Pretty much, yeah. I suppose that I'll be making that noise a lot in the near future...

[Pathogen82]

Alright ill get some herbs and spices to jazz up my brain, would you like a side of salad with some fingers to go?

[moscowmasha]

Mmmm...3-course brain meal...

[massaar6]

haha i loved this :D. EVERYONE does say it!

[moscowmasha]

Hurrah!

They really do.

[notaclareintheworld]

hahaha fantastic!

[moscowmasha]

Yay.

[zebidee55]

Yay! You're back! Did you get all your hair cut off, or is it just tied back? Looks cool whichever.

You're not one of those fast zombies from 28 Days Later are you? I prefer my zombies to be slow and funny - Shaun of the Dead style.

[moscowmasha]

Shall be explained in the next video. Thanks.

How dare you doubt my zombie abilities!

Shaun of the Dead...hmph...

[zebidee55]

Doubt your abilities? No! Just trying to figure out the best way to set a big zombie trap for you!

Oops - did I say that out loud?

[moscowmasha]

Hahaha!

Too late!

I have figured out your plan!

By the powers of my incredible cleverness!

[zebidee55]

Ah, but the sublime subtlety of the trap will not be yours to perceive until it has been sprung on you! I dig a big pit outside of Brains 'R' Us and wait with a big pointy stick!!

Damn - that's vampires isn't it?

[moscowmasha]

Ooh, you're trying to get me to reveal the method of killing zombies, aren't you?

Well, I won't! No way no how! There is no way that a gunshot to the head will do it. No...way.

[zebidee55]

Yes of course, there's no way a little gunshot with like a silver bullet would work is there? It'd have to be like a big gun or a shotgun kind of arrangement I'd imagine - wouldn't you?

[moscowmasha]

Umm...no?

I never imagine such violent things, ever...except the occasional daydream about feasting on someone's brain and then tearing off all of their limbs. But, you know, nothing TOO horrible.

[zebidee55]

Damn - you saw through my fishing for detail! Too clever...

Oh, that's just all in a day's work for a newly minted zombie! They don't criticise surgeons for cutting people up, after all it's part of their job, so why do zombies get all the bad press?

[moscowmasha]

Hey,yeah...yeah!

Zombies are a healthy part of a growing economy.

[Magnulus]

No no no, you tear off their limbs and THEN you eat their brains! Or else they'll be dead by the time you get to their limbs, and it won't be as fu- I mean horrible.

[moscowmasha]

Haha, good point.

I shall have to rethink my strategy.

[thepervnextdoor]

HAHA!

Lmao...well, mosha I'm hispanic so I might be a little spicy...lol

I luv this vid by the way..."favorite"

Peace and all that jazz!

[thepervnextdoor]

Oops!

Misspelled your name...lol

Masha!

[moscowmasha]

It's alright...luckily for you, I am forgiving. SOMETIMES.

[moscowmasha]

Haha, oh boy. It shall be a feast.

Thank you! Glad you liked it.

Maybe I'll wait a little while before I de-brain you...

[thepervnextdoor]

Why thank you for your zombie kindness...

This way I can watch some more of your vids...lol

[chatzafar]

so your dead!! lol

[moscowmasha]

Unfortunately...

[positronicpathways]

It's a good thing I read The Zombie Survival Guide. I'm busy stocking up on supplies already! Yay! Plus, w00t! First comment!

[moscowmasha]

Oh, you just try and use your silly little Zombie Survival Guide against me. Hmph.

And pssh...early bird gets the earliest worm before all the others - and that just happens to be you, my friend.

*Chomp*

[positronicpathways]

**sigh** Now you've gone and done it. The infection has now officially spread to Richmond. What a mess this is going to be

[moscowmasha]

Mwahahahaha...