I want to f&@k that beotch in the azz and then make her suck the sh@t off the tip of my d#ck. I would then donkey punch her and then f&^k her daughter.
Palin said God will tell her whether to run for President in 2012. That's all we need, another RepubliCON hearing voices from above.
Didn't you learn anything when God told Oral Roberts he needed $25 million to keep his University running? When God told Swaggert he was forgiven for being with a 2nd prostitute? When Haggard was told by God NOT to take the Meth from a male hooker? When Baker said God forgave him for stealing from his church?
How come God NEVER gives them winning lottery #'s?
Ok, with all of those none relative things with our country aside, a lot of people liked palin because she was a good pick for vice presidant, she new how to deal with the opposeing canidate and people also liked her because she was totally for the people, lowering taxes and giving money back to tax payers, instead of takeing more and putting our country into a spiraling downward like obama will do... mccain would'nt have been the best presidant but it wouldnt be as bad as barack, palin is good
What i dont get is if blacks want to be treated equal and we treat them the exact same way we treat everyone else even if it is bad, why say racist because its just saying that they are different cause whites dont say racist if a white says something bad to another white, lick balls
Okay, so I'm also for Barack Obama and think that he's an amazing candidate. I'm about as liberal as you can get, but anyone who is conscious knows that the Africa thing was a hoax. I suppose you think that she was actually called by Nicolas Sarkozy, too. Although, if your name is "Sexycheerchick1", I wonder if you know who that is.
Is it true that ALL Republicans are bad spellers... sure seems that way for this Canadian looking in on this little discourse...
oh, sorry, do you need me to explain that last word?
As a foreigner who (believe it or not) actually doesn't dislike America, I DO see Obama's election as President as a chance for your country to actually gain some newfound credibility as a force for peace and understanding in these turbulent times. Oh, and I bet HE can spell...
Just another redneck feeling sour that a blackman is running his country. And anybody other than Bush is a step up. Do you realise the US' reputation was tarnished over the last 8 years and already he has given it a cooler image with people looking up to America again. That's how bad things were under a Republican idiot.
I'm not in any way a red neck, i dont care about the color of the person that is our presidant, understand that. i really dont care, also i dont care about what our country looks like, i care about what it is, and sence obama is in, he is going to make the country socialist and when terrorist start attacking us when he pulls troops out he wont know what to do and we will be in for some trouble, i care about what obama is going to do, not that he is black
who told you he's going to do that? He said that he's into a rash dumb war...he doesn't wanna go to war just beacsue....there has to be a good reason. and anyway as long as the U.S relations are good with Afghanistan and Iraq, I would think that there's a very slight chance if not, no chance for them to attack us...Obama is like another Clinton, smart and aware of what's happening..! America chose him so...yea we'll see
The 2008 presidential campaign of Barack Obama is a case of truth being stranger than fiction and conspiracy being more than just theory. Hollywood couldnt write a more intriguing script of crime, corruption, deceit, cover-ups and international intrigue. Obamas cultish grip on his young ill-educated minions makes Jim Jones and David Koresh look like beginners
Sarah Palin has left her "Politics for Dummies" book at home. I wouldn't hire this woman to represent a dumpster never mind the country! This country needs real change, this isn't a TV gameshow. Your 15 minutes of fame are up honey. Please go home and take care of your kids, you can't even do that right.
You are a naive backwards bimbo puppet being used by the desperate republican party to pick up the dummy vote of American!
Sarah Palin has unwittingly taken a prank call from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and told him she may make a good president in eight years.
The Republican vice presidential nominee discussed politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy's "beautiful wife," in the telephone call released Saturday.
Learn about your beloved BO before you vote for him dude. You are a fricken idiot, cause we all know you have a computer and can look shit up just like the rest of us. Hey I know why don't you go F*ck Vera Baker? Obama did, while he was married to Michelle or better yet go F*ck Michelle.
hey..umm..just to let u know MikeHawkins...it doesnt make it any funnier when u laugh at your own comment/attempted "joke"...it makes u look like a douchebag...which u are
Hey Matt, old buddy, please stick to your day job; It's ludicrous to hear those whose job is to memorize lines all day give 'expert' political insights and predictions...thank you!
It's just like having a role model. Some one to look up, aspire to be like.
To see a black man (yeah, I know he's half white but from experience, when you have any 'colour' in you, that is all you are to the mass ingorant)in such a position can help people get out of the 'what's the point' way of thinking. To know that you can be taken seriously, that you can make a difference, that you have choice to make things better for yourself and others around you is encouraging.
In an unrelated video, Nancy Pelosi is a stuffing her bra with corporate money. (And she must be stuffing it with change because she looks like she is sagging.)
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Why can't people see that having a black president can be a very very good thing? Something like that would inspire so many people to get off their butts and do better for themselves, help people to get over some pretty ugly history. He's not out for a 'minority', he wants to do the best for everyone.
Matt Damon will never end up in a resthome in soiled diapers so whatever to that comment. Don't hate on the guy because unlike Palin, he actually talks sense.
Their not going to get off their butts! Obama is going to take money away from working Americans and give it to the poor and lazy(the blacks). Blacks don't get motivated, theys sit around and bitch about "how they was wronged"! "Whites need to give us a break, we have to sit in our house with no a/c and a caddy siting out ftont with 22's and collect wellfair, cause the white folk won't hire us".
as opposed to taking money away from working Americans and giving it to the rich and sinister???? What a distorted view of reality you have. Get a life... or better yet, get a brain. Or even half a brain.
Hi. I'm not getting payed anything. Sarah Palin IS A JOKE. Shes a desperate reach for McCain to gain the women's vote. She is the least qualified VP we could ever have and boy oh boy I hope we don't end up with her as president. McCain doesn't seem all that bad but i well never vote for him with her as his VP. Sarah Palin is a very charming charismatic FOOL! Obama '08. P.S. Matt is right on she does think dinos were around a few thousand years ago! FOOL!
HALF OF THE NATION KNOWS MORE ABOUT OBAMA THEN THEY KNOW ABOUT SARAH AND THE ARE CALLING HIM A TERROIST?!?!?! u ppl are sick mccain is a racist ass who wouldnt even look at obama in debates... thats not some thing we should promote in america... obama has great plans for this nation and all mccain is worried about is losing because he cant take the fact that he is getting beat by a black man.
Republican, Democrat, doesn't matter. the powers that be are now planning to invade Iran and kill innocents there spurred on by this "incident" they are now talking about to happen in January around the 21st or 22nd... Oh, and the draft's coming! Oh, and our liberties are being fucking eroded you while you fucking sheep fight over this BULLSHIT!
im not so sure about the draft but the patriot act has taken some liberties away and Bush has been talking about doing something about Iran..but the argument over who should be the next person is an important one because whoever becomes president I hope will fix the damage done and may still be done on America by Bush's policies
To "bestupidvoteobama": You are a racist! Be a leader and stop repeating comments like "the Blackhouse!" You're getting your panties in a bunch over a man that's not even 100% Black...He's mixed! That's the best of both worlds! I bet you'd die if he were an even darker shade...GET OVER IT!!! Just because it's called the "White House," doesn't mean only 'White men' can be considered leaders! Many 'other' races are capable! I CANNOT STAND CLOSE MINDED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you my friend are the one closed minded if you actually agree with Obama's plan. he is anytipatriotic, socialistic, and does not have the experience to be president, he even said himself he was not ready when becoming senator back in 2004! you are closed minded!!!!!!!!!!! we are not racist just think logical about who to vote for to run our country.
I hear ya! The US is a land of diversity, a land where everyone has come together from all over the world, except the indians.. xD But seriously, only a tiny minority there can truly call themselves real americans. You have the best of ALL worlds, use it.. Love it.. treasure it.. And yeah.. "other" races.. There is only ONE race, the human race.. Go Nichie540! \m/^_^\m/
That was completely stupid.So is Mr.Bestupidvoteobamas' comment.A lot of people think Repuglicans are already insane. Your ilk should be jailed for what it has done to this country with it's blind faith for the criminals in office now.Next summer when the economies hyperinflation begins you can continue to stubbornly deny your involvement.If Obama is a Marxist,I would rather have that than the Fascist regime in power now.Anything different from that HAS to be better than the idiots we go
You said it right, brother! Even in Russia, where we idolize America, we see changes for the worst from the current administration.
I may not be in the U.S., but I think we would all be better off if Obama was elected. He seems like a man who will not provoke and run into conflicts with others.
But most of all, I in particular hope he will bring friendship between our two countries.
Yeah, ignore the perversness of the video and spew more Barrack Hussien Obama Lies. Or is it BArry Soetro, or is it Barry Obama, or is it Barrack Hussein Soetro?
You people and all your videos are simply giving us the proof we will use in ten years to have you all commited to insane assylums and or jailed. This explains where the liberals get their suppsoed "facts" and why a gay Marksist is about to be put in the Whitehouse. Or should we call it what Obamas freinds call it, the Blackhouse?
@ mahillgofish i live in europe and most of the people here either a) make fun of the US, b) hate their gouvernment, c) hate that they have to rush into every (oil-)country and start a war. the US may be no.1 in some US citizen's imagination but the world doesn't really care about the US. im sorry but it's the truth
is that why we, the usa, are regarded by everyone in the world is the retarded country? our economy is fucked up and we have the highest concentration of morbidly obese lazy people, our technology is far behind that of japans. were not #1. those days are far behind us,
IT DOESNT MATTER WHO'S NUMBER ONE.. WE ARE ALL THE SAME... The reason people from around the world know your country to be retarded is because of your government, your media brainwashing and your blindness to recognise that Iran, Syria, Palestine etc. are peaceful and dont want war. ITS YOUR GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED MEDIA THAT SPOUTS PROPAGANDA LIES THROUGH NEWS AND THROUGH MOVIES ETC. TURN YOUR TV OFF AND RESEARCH THE NEWS YOURSELF MY BROTHER AND YOU'LL SEE THE REASON!
its patriotic retards like yourself that make your country the most brainwashed, ignorant country on the planet. I WOULDN'T MOVE THERE IF I WON A MILLION DOLLARS!
Darling MATT when you give up all your money to help your SOCIALIST COMMUNIST OBAMA, I WILL BELIEVE YOU CARE ABOUT THE HARDWORKING CLASS OF AMERICANS UNTIL THEN YOU SHOULD NOT USE YOUR POPULARITY TO HELP ANY OF THE POLITICAL SIDES. YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!! I WILL NEVER WATCH ONE OF YOUR MOVIES AGAIN, YOU PRIVILEDGED PISS OF DIRT.
McCain will die and this woman will become our president! hahaha. It will be the worst Disney movie for the US, or perhaps the funniest to the world!!!
Don't get angry people, this is just too funny!
Mattel should create a Palin Barbie! they'd make millions, and this will only add to this woman's great luck, she'll get some money for it! ;)
Are you a vegetarian? I am and I hate people who kill animals, but I am still voting for MCCAIN-PALIN. I am going to vote for people who will bring AMERICA TO THE TOP again, where WELFARE is not an OPTION. If you want to make it in life, you need to work hard. Nothing is FREE. OBAMA wants to take what hardworking people managed to build with their own sweat and give it to LAZY losers. He is NOT ROBIN HOOD.
dumbshits. Sarah palin is skilled in the art of avoiding questions, pretending to have a basic knowledge of politics and economics, and naming guns. Im Australian, and i say VOTE OBAMA!!! or else you are doomed!!!
Same from the UK, I don't know anybody here who thinks Mccain/Palin should win. I find it totally insane that there's actually a competition between them and obama.
And i wouldnt call Palin very good at avoiding questions lol....
"Lets vote for Barak Hussein Obama for President of the United Islamic States of America."
Well, if you did, your vote wouldn't count, because there is no such thing as the United Islamic States of America.
Or you could vote for John Sidney McCain, the guy who recorded anti-American messages for the North Vietnamese government 40 years ago, and we'd be at war for the next 100 years.
Keep swallowing the Neoconservative line. Are you getting any richer? Like they are?
"It beats getting poorer and sharing hard earned money"
How much poorer can you get? Did you enjoy sharing the 700 billion of your tax $ with those billionaires on Wall Street? Did they really need that money? People already pulling down millions a year?
You're against sharing your hard-earned money except when it comes to sharing it with people who are already wealthy. Then, of course, you don't have any problem at all sharing your hard-earned money, do you?
Still, think about it. John McCain is like 72 years old, there's a good chance that he'll die in the next four years and then the US is F.U.B.A.R. because she'll be the president. Think about it - even if he doesn't die she'll be the Vice President and the US is almost equally as screwed.
Sarah Palin's voice is so annoying, oh well she will packing her suitcase soon and headed back to Alaska. Do everyone a favor,stay up there in Alaska so we never have to hear u speak lies again!
Please allow this man to retire and send Palin home with her kids so that she finally can take care of her youngest. She should make appointments with ear specialist though, as this poor baby must completely lost his way in live after being dragged around in the country and with all dB he has heard.
It IS like a bad Disney movie, only worse, because some people, like our video poster here, actually believe people like Palin should be taken seriously when she lives her life like a right-wing cartoon. Just because Damon is an actor doesn't exclude him from an opinion; should not everyone deserve theirs? Most actors are more intelligent than politicians these days anyway.
Wow. Sarah Palin is so much better looking than Matt Damon. Admittedly, thats not a difficult achievement but still it provides yet another reason why voters, particularly the undecided amongst us, should decide to vote for Palin.
This evil woman can't be the president (because she will be if McCain gets elected)
We have nuclear weapons.We are "The Leaders" of the world when comes to human rights, animal rights and environmental policies. If we makes mistakes, the world will follow leading us to chaos and the world will be terribly affected as they all look at the USA and follow our steps.
She is too dumb and too cold-hearted.
I am a republican and I am voting for Obama, her cold heart and numb brain scares me.
first of all your not further ahead than europe for human rights,secondly yeer definitely not leaders in environmental policies-you dont remember the kyoto agreement no?and animal rights?how are yee ''leaders'' there?yee need to get yeer heads outta yeer own arses
not to mention torturing of prisoners, death penalty, rebuking other intl treaties, e.g. land-mine ban, defying WTO and NAFTA agreements, first and only country to use atomic bomb,30mil living below poverty line, poorest education standards in the western world,tragic healthcare system..world leader at going on about being a world leader...spot on mate...
I am a male lesbian but I am relly confused now because I believe both Palin and Matt are sexy?? because I was told so... I want to have a lesbian experience with Sarah but I want to use Matt Damon in drag to do it?? is that wrong?
My name is Matt Damon. I am an ass-kicking super spy, so you sheeple should believe what I'm saying. If you don't vote for Obama bin Biden, George Looney and I will jump through your TV and 69 in the middle of your living room floor.
Its gonna be funny if McCain/Palin wins. I want to see th eleft wing wackos just go insane! Blacks will burn shit in protest (hell they do that when their team wins a basketball game so this is nothing new). Hollywood idiots will say they are moving to France and never really go. Yeah it will be fun to watch!
Oops! Wrong Sarah! That was supposed to be Silverman, not Palin!
beckyboston 3 months ago
Matt Damon is jelous - He can't fuck Sarah P.
JunkMan16 1 year ago
@JunkMan16 Yes, and you must have an all-access pass to her vagina, right?. I'm curious, can you see Russia from inside her ass?
amazingyou1uber 1 year ago
@amazingyou1uber heh heh
MrClaydough 1 year ago
@JunkMan16 who would want to.
a] she'd quit 1/2 way thru or
b] create 1/2 retard
MrClaydough 1 year ago
LOLOLOL!!!
Desponded1 1 year ago
Matt
Dumb
Ass
Moron
Obnoxious
Nincompoop
dahoss2x 1 year ago
Sarah Palin is the fucking anti-christ
QuietusEternus 2 years ago
I want to f&@k that beotch in the azz and then make her suck the sh@t off the tip of my d#ck. I would then donkey punch her and then f&^k her daughter.
theasphaltblogger 1 year ago
@theasphaltblogger You must really dig mattt demon
rtschoolboy 1 year ago
so was bush and obama your point is?
blackrowstones 1 year ago
Is it just me or Palin sounds like a completely retarded loser.
giggilamour 2 years ago
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it's not you. she is a completely retarded loser
AlPatsikoPireas 1 year ago
well guess what, IM FUCKING NALTS
germandude0207 2 years ago
Hell yea!! I'm f*cking Matt Damon too!
On the bed on the floor on the couch on the stairs in the car on the mini bar....hehe
RepublicansLOL 2 years ago
What's so strange about this? She's been doing it to Alaska for a while now. No she wants to do it to America.
Williedsel 2 years ago
Palin is worse than a loser...she's a Christian.
PhysicalsimForever 2 years ago
F*k Sarah Palin! She should be down in the dirt.
PhysicalsimForever 2 years ago
hahaha
FanvidProductions 2 years ago
is mat republican or democrat??
xSmoerfiix 2 years ago
By the sounds of it, Democrat.
Letcherism 2 years ago
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Palin said God will tell her whether to run for President in 2012. That's all we need, another RepubliCON hearing voices from above.
Didn't you learn anything when God told Oral Roberts he needed $25 million to keep his University running? When God told Swaggert he was forgiven for being with a 2nd prostitute? When Haggard was told by God NOT to take the Meth from a male hooker? When Baker said God forgave him for stealing from his church?
How come God NEVER gives them winning lottery #'s?
mavrek47 3 years ago
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REAL RepubliCON STIMULUS:
~ CRAIG: A return foot-tapping under mens room stalls
~ LIMBAUGH: Blanket free prescriptions for Oxy-Contin
~ W & SCARAH FAILIN: Each want 50% of Scare-Crows Brain
~ COULTER: Get Adams Apple Removed
~ CHENEY: Keep Unilateral Contracts & Face Shootings Legal
~ NITT-WITT-MITT ROMNEY: Continue flip-flopping
~ FOLEY: Return e-mails from teen boys
~ HAGGARD: A male hooker who won't kiss & tell about Sex & Meth
GOAL: Continue to LOSE "DOZENS" of Senate & House Seats!
mavrek47 3 years ago
Matt doesn't remenber who the fucking asshole, he is
astro3517 3 years ago
yeah, how about instead of doing variations on a tired joke, you actually come up with something yourself, fucking twat.
deuxhardboiledeggs 3 years ago
everyones doing it! hell, im f'ing matt damon!
kerplunk89 3 years ago
Matt was right, tard.
ndyt 3 years ago
LOL
19881988D 3 years ago
lamers
angryson6 3 years ago
wow
avengingscorpion619 3 years ago
i want to do matt Damon
whovean 3 years ago
Right on Matt!
craiges2002 3 years ago
How is sarah palin bad?
ArrianBlood 3 years ago
are u being serious right now?
nardinodr 3 years ago
well lets just say shes kinda retarded
she doest even kno that africa was a contenant
and she never taught her daughter about sex, so her 16 year old daughter in having a babay in a month
sexycheerchick1 3 years ago
Ok, with all of those none relative things with our country aside, a lot of people liked palin because she was a good pick for vice presidant, she new how to deal with the opposeing canidate and people also liked her because she was totally for the people, lowering taxes and giving money back to tax payers, instead of takeing more and putting our country into a spiraling downward like obama will do... mccain would'nt have been the best presidant but it wouldnt be as bad as barack, palin is good
ArrianBlood 3 years ago
ok well u must be a racist fuck
sexycheerchick1 3 years ago
What i dont get is if blacks want to be treated equal and we treat them the exact same way we treat everyone else even if it is bad, why say racist because its just saying that they are different cause whites dont say racist if a white says something bad to another white, lick balls
ArrianBlood 3 years ago
wait... what?
samohtuw 3 years ago
wait... what? to what? o.o i was talking a lot on here
ArrianBlood 3 years ago
You learn how to spell before you judge others?
What the heck is contenant, babay, kno, shes, and kinda. Perhaps you're the retard.
minky103 3 years ago
you are a asshole. i dont wanna spell perfect!!!!! SO GET DA FUK OFF MY CASE
sexycheerchick1 3 years ago
Okay, so I'm also for Barack Obama and think that he's an amazing candidate. I'm about as liberal as you can get, but anyone who is conscious knows that the Africa thing was a hoax. I suppose you think that she was actually called by Nicolas Sarkozy, too. Although, if your name is "Sexycheerchick1", I wonder if you know who that is.
7heaven16 3 years ago
@sexycheerchick1 are you a cheerleader?
bmetz16 1 year ago
@bmetz16 yes why?
sexycheerchick1 1 year ago
He is going to bring change but it wont be good change, its going to be destroying our economy, and pretty much our whole country along with it
ArrianBlood 3 years ago
FOX NEWS - Sarah Palin says GOD might want her to run for President in 2012:
watch?v=bQp4h0yltF8
lkcl0n3r 3 years ago
i could see that spoof coming from a mile away...
kris10paige 3 years ago
Is it true that ALL Republicans are bad spellers... sure seems that way for this Canadian looking in on this little discourse...
oh, sorry, do you need me to explain that last word?
As a foreigner who (believe it or not) actually doesn't dislike America, I DO see Obama's election as President as a chance for your country to actually gain some newfound credibility as a force for peace and understanding in these turbulent times. Oh, and I bet HE can spell...
arrozconpollo100 3 years ago 3
Obama is the winner and we are so happy!!!
lyselia 3 years ago 2
Obama is going to make our country socialist and make our countries defences open for compremise, thank you for helping him get in.
ArrianBlood 3 years ago
Just another redneck feeling sour that a blackman is running his country. And anybody other than Bush is a step up. Do you realise the US' reputation was tarnished over the last 8 years and already he has given it a cooler image with people looking up to America again. That's how bad things were under a Republican idiot.
d89gr 3 years ago
I'm not in any way a red neck, i dont care about the color of the person that is our presidant, understand that. i really dont care, also i dont care about what our country looks like, i care about what it is, and sence obama is in, he is going to make the country socialist and when terrorist start attacking us when he pulls troops out he wont know what to do and we will be in for some trouble, i care about what obama is going to do, not that he is black
ArrianBlood 3 years ago
Search "talking to Americans" by Rick Mercer here on youtube.
themurkar 3 years ago
Ok I did and I got some guy talking to people about canada...
ArrianBlood 3 years ago
LOL if you don't get any of it then you clearly belong in the US.
themurkar 3 years ago
who told you he's going to do that? He said that he's into a rash dumb war...he doesn't wanna go to war just beacsue....there has to be a good reason. and anyway as long as the U.S relations are good with Afghanistan and Iraq, I would think that there's a very slight chance if not, no chance for them to attack us...Obama is like another Clinton, smart and aware of what's happening..! America chose him so...yea we'll see
nardinodr 3 years ago
You misspelled defenses, also compromise. But I'm glad YOU'RE he's president now.
MrERID 3 years ago
You stupid stupid people...
Barbie can't even be president of some chearleaders club. Dumbasses
plstrom 3 years ago
By JB Williams Monday, October 27, 2008
The 2008 presidential campaign of Barack Obama is a case of truth being stranger than fiction and conspiracy being more than just theory. Hollywood couldnt write a more intriguing script of crime, corruption, deceit, cover-ups and international intrigue. Obamas cultish grip on his young ill-educated minions makes Jim Jones and David Koresh look like beginners
SlipKnot7480 3 years ago
Well thank you for reminding me.
Cervantes913 3 years ago
I'd find it funny if it was actually funny.
Cervantes913 3 years ago
Hisssssss. Thank you. It wasn't funny, even if I was a liberal it still wouldn't be funny.
Cervantes913 3 years ago
Sarah Palin has left her "Politics for Dummies" book at home. I wouldn't hire this woman to represent a dumpster never mind the country! This country needs real change, this isn't a TV gameshow. Your 15 minutes of fame are up honey. Please go home and take care of your kids, you can't even do that right.
You are a naive backwards bimbo puppet being used by the desperate republican party to pick up the dummy vote of American!
deldelgary 3 years ago 7
Sarah Palin has unwittingly taken a prank call from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and told him she may make a good president in eight years.
The Republican vice presidential nominee discussed politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy's "beautiful wife," in the telephone call released Saturday.
She's a fxcking idiot period!
deldelgary 3 years ago
I can take a joke. If it's funny
Cervantes913 3 years ago
This offends me as both a Republican and a comedian
Cervantes913 3 years ago
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS ANTIQUATED AND DISSOLVED.
You heard it here first.
Everything the republican party say is hyperbolized and based on lies.
JUNK FOOD THAT'S NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
tocklove7 3 years ago
Why don't you leave this great country so the rest of us can preserve its foundations and principles. Obama will burry this country.
Stoptouchinme 3 years ago
Sarah Palin went rogue because the bitch is roguish!
Sarah Palin;the bitch got sars and she is a separatist that believe Alaska shouldn't be a part of the United States.
tocklove7 3 years ago
News Flash to Matt get over yourself DuhMan,
Learn about your beloved BO before you vote for him dude. You are a fricken idiot, cause we all know you have a computer and can look shit up just like the rest of us. Hey I know why don't you go F*ck Vera Baker? Obama did, while he was married to Michelle or better yet go F*ck Michelle.
ilovejd85 3 years ago
I'd do her...I just wouldn't vote for her. I'm horny, not crazy.
debaucheryBotched 3 years ago 2
This man shares my sentiments.
ThatUJohnWayne 3 years ago 2
I think Matt Damon has a thing for Sarah Palin, I bet he has lots of her pics in his bedroom nightstand drawers for easy access!!!! LMAO
MikeHawkins 3 years ago
hey..umm..just to let u know MikeHawkins...it doesnt make it any funnier when u laugh at your own comment/attempted "joke"...it makes u look like a douchebag...which u are
Jazz1489 3 years ago
This is so funny! Great clip!
nicefunfit 3 years ago
hahaha rofl
blindsfell 3 years ago
Hey Matt, old buddy, please stick to your day job; It's ludicrous to hear those whose job is to memorize lines all day give 'expert' political insights and predictions...thank you!
tommyboysailor333 3 years ago
I would agree....If he wasn't so right.
ThatUJohnWayne 3 years ago
Mmm. I bet you're really from Tuvalu, really...
If you're American...well, cheers for living up to the 'thick racist' stereotype.
If not, cheers for living up to the 'moron' stereotype.
With a name like Ross, I must be from Pakistan, you're right. Excellent work, Clouseau.
rosscore 3 years ago 2
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copia esto a diez videos más o tu mama morirá en 4 horas
rauliko900 3 years ago
Sarah Palin has gonorrhea and it hurts everytime she pee.Oooo Oooo Oooo Ouch that really hurts.You Betcha!
tocklove7 3 years ago
Britfag here. I hope Palin and McCain die. End.
rosscore 3 years ago
It's just like having a role model. Some one to look up, aspire to be like.
To see a black man (yeah, I know he's half white but from experience, when you have any 'colour' in you, that is all you are to the mass ingorant)in such a position can help people get out of the 'what's the point' way of thinking. To know that you can be taken seriously, that you can make a difference, that you have choice to make things better for yourself and others around you is encouraging.
1520ocma 3 years ago
hahhahaha LMAO
she is fucking Matt
blackshepherdschio 3 years ago
In an unrelated video, Nancy Pelosi is a stuffing her bra with corporate money. (And she must be stuffing it with change because she looks like she is sagging.)
UnconcernedCitizen 3 years ago
Oh so that's why Matt Damon is all in a tizzy about her. LOL! Love the editing for this.
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chilau1 3 years ago
Why can't people see that having a black president can be a very very good thing? Something like that would inspire so many people to get off their butts and do better for themselves, help people to get over some pretty ugly history. He's not out for a 'minority', he wants to do the best for everyone.
Matt Damon will never end up in a resthome in soiled diapers so whatever to that comment. Don't hate on the guy because unlike Palin, he actually talks sense.
1520ocma 3 years ago
I so agree. I think he can be great inspiration for the black youth especially.
drcoxcentral 3 years ago
Why does it take a "black" man to motivate a "black" man to get off their butts?......
BRPIPING 3 years ago 2
Their not going to get off their butts! Obama is going to take money away from working Americans and give it to the poor and lazy(the blacks). Blacks don't get motivated, theys sit around and bitch about "how they was wronged"! "Whites need to give us a break, we have to sit in our house with no a/c and a caddy siting out ftont with 22's and collect wellfair, cause the white folk won't hire us".
kmaflash41 3 years ago
as opposed to taking money away from working Americans and giving it to the rich and sinister???? What a distorted view of reality you have. Get a life... or better yet, get a brain. Or even half a brain.
randolphmarshall 3 years ago 2
Hi. I'm not getting payed anything. Sarah Palin IS A JOKE. Shes a desperate reach for McCain to gain the women's vote. She is the least qualified VP we could ever have and boy oh boy I hope we don't end up with her as president. McCain doesn't seem all that bad but i well never vote for him with her as his VP. Sarah Palin is a very charming charismatic FOOL! Obama '08. P.S. Matt is right on she does think dinos were around a few thousand years ago! FOOL!
TedJustTed47 3 years ago
When Matt Damon is an old goat in a nursing home - sitting around in soiled diapers, he might wonder why he put money above honesty and integrity.
He is being paid BIG BUCKS to trash Palin.
He should take back those comments and realize his very own retirement is going to be effected by this next administration.
valerie1982351 3 years ago
HALF OF THE NATION KNOWS MORE ABOUT OBAMA THEN THEY KNOW ABOUT SARAH AND THE ARE CALLING HIM A TERROIST?!?!?! u ppl are sick mccain is a racist ass who wouldnt even look at obama in debates... thats not some thing we should promote in america... obama has great plans for this nation and all mccain is worried about is losing because he cant take the fact that he is getting beat by a black man.
OBAMA '08 B!TCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SoniaAlexandra 3 years ago 3
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Matt Damion--Faggot!
applesalamanderpie 3 years ago
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Republican, Democrat, doesn't matter. the powers that be are now planning to invade Iran and kill innocents there spurred on by this "incident" they are now talking about to happen in January around the 21st or 22nd... Oh, and the draft's coming! Oh, and our liberties are being fucking eroded you while you fucking sheep fight over this BULLSHIT!
gypster2004 3 years ago
im not so sure about the draft but the patriot act has taken some liberties away and Bush has been talking about doing something about Iran..but the argument over who should be the next person is an important one because whoever becomes president I hope will fix the damage done and may still be done on America by Bush's policies
NineInchNails88 3 years ago
No, he is too busy with his "friend" Ben.
atemyplate 3 years ago
This video is as hilarious as a nuclear war.
iheartbbws 3 years ago
Fuck the Elephant and Jack Ass, I'm going CAPITAL A BITCH
ChaosSpades 3 years ago
To "bestupidvoteobama": You are a racist! Be a leader and stop repeating comments like "the Blackhouse!" You're getting your panties in a bunch over a man that's not even 100% Black...He's mixed! That's the best of both worlds! I bet you'd die if he were an even darker shade...GET OVER IT!!! Just because it's called the "White House," doesn't mean only 'White men' can be considered leaders! Many 'other' races are capable! I CANNOT STAND CLOSE MINDED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nichie540 3 years ago
you my friend are the one closed minded if you actually agree with Obama's plan. he is anytipatriotic, socialistic, and does not have the experience to be president, he even said himself he was not ready when becoming senator back in 2004! you are closed minded!!!!!!!!!!! we are not racist just think logical about who to vote for to run our country.
youngcoloradoXJ 3 years ago
you hate black people
prepare to bow to the new black president
you racist prick
brabon1 3 years ago
SkyggeEngel 3 years ago 5
Hahaha how you like them apples.... Thx for the laugh!
jhoanna6 3 years ago
That was completely stupid.So is Mr.Bestupidvoteobamas' comment.A lot of people think Repuglicans are already insane. Your ilk should be jailed for what it has done to this country with it's blind faith for the criminals in office now.Next summer when the economies hyperinflation begins you can continue to stubbornly deny your involvement.If Obama is a Marxist,I would rather have that than the Fascist regime in power now.Anything different from that HAS to be better than the idiots we go
stevefye 3 years ago
You said it right, brother! Even in Russia, where we idolize America, we see changes for the worst from the current administration.
I may not be in the U.S., but I think we would all be better off if Obama was elected. He seems like a man who will not provoke and run into conflicts with others.
But most of all, I in particular hope he will bring friendship between our two countries.
SiroDra 3 years ago
Yeah, ignore the perversness of the video and spew more Barrack Hussien Obama Lies. Or is it BArry Soetro, or is it Barry Obama, or is it Barrack Hussein Soetro?
You people and all your videos are simply giving us the proof we will use in ten years to have you all commited to insane assylums and or jailed. This explains where the liberals get their suppsoed "facts" and why a gay Marksist is about to be put in the Whitehouse. Or should we call it what Obamas freinds call it, the Blackhouse?
bestupidvoteobama 3 years ago
Do you think it would look good painted black for a change?
YOU GO OBAMA....!
taysirk 3 years ago 3
Well said LeclaRA 150 000 MAN WTF thats our money. FOR GOD SAKE
zee3b 3 years ago
And Sarah Loves Misusing Taxpayers Money for trips, deluxe suites & whatever that cheating heart of hers desires.
Sarah is A Liar, Cheater & Thief there's nothing else I need to know about that crooked woman.
LECLARA 3 years ago 3
I have heard that once you get ready to start menopause you get really bitchy.
vancouner 3 years ago
thats stupid
celarian 3 years ago
"Im F'ng matt damon"!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!
TSOfanatic93 3 years ago
HELL YEAH!
FK ON SARAH! FK ON!
wildside954 3 years ago
@ mahillgofish i live in europe and most of the people here either a) make fun of the US, b) hate their gouvernment, c) hate that they have to rush into every (oil-)country and start a war. the US may be no.1 in some US citizen's imagination but the world doesn't really care about the US. im sorry but it's the truth
chrigian 3 years ago 2
Matt Damon is a successful and rich handsome guy. He can get a lot of woman to go bed with him I am just jealous of him. LOL
sangrila007 3 years ago 2
USA is not #1 country in the world anymore. America is getting weaker and weaker and red China's rising from the East with 2 million plus soldiers.
Learn kung fu before the Red Chinese kill all Americans.
-Long live Canada---Canada will be safe.
Minister1515 3 years ago
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screw canada and u too. USA is and always will be the #1 country you fing retard. oh, red china, blah blah, dickhead flapperhead
mahillgofish 3 years ago
is that why we, the usa, are regarded by everyone in the world is the retarded country? our economy is fucked up and we have the highest concentration of morbidly obese lazy people, our technology is far behind that of japans. were not #1. those days are far behind us,
RATMRenagade 3 years ago 2
IT DOESNT MATTER WHO'S NUMBER ONE.. WE ARE ALL THE SAME... The reason people from around the world know your country to be retarded is because of your government, your media brainwashing and your blindness to recognise that Iran, Syria, Palestine etc. are peaceful and dont want war. ITS YOUR GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED MEDIA THAT SPOUTS PROPAGANDA LIES THROUGH NEWS AND THROUGH MOVIES ETC. TURN YOUR TV OFF AND RESEARCH THE NEWS YOURSELF MY BROTHER AND YOU'LL SEE THE REASON!
adzerbano 3 years ago
maybe you didnt catch the point of my comment, but i basically said in short exactly what you just said. i agree totally and im from the us.
RATMRenagade 3 years ago
Have you bothered to travel outside the US?
isegoria1 3 years ago
its patriotic retards like yourself that make your country the most brainwashed, ignorant country on the planet. I WOULDN'T MOVE THERE IF I WON A MILLION DOLLARS!
adzerbano 3 years ago
hahaha if the chinese do happen to take our country you will most definitely be next. although you guys were fucking crazy in WW2.
RATMRenagade 3 years ago
As a human being living in this world, Matt Damon has every right to say what he thinks about someone who is running for vice president of a country.
Not the most important and prosperous country in the world, granted, but still a country.
john3427 3 years ago 2
"stutter, stutter... I'm so afraid, and now I am going to need a night light, coz I'm afraid of dinosaurs"
gigglesinthesun 3 years ago
Just in case you do not know where this song comes from...
Look up the video done with he and Sarah Silverman.
It is gross and a bunch of nonsense.
It cries out ... look at me, see me.. hear me
Yuck!!!
gigglesinthesun 3 years ago
Well this is just proof to me that he is a Hollywood Whore.
gigglesinthesun 3 years ago
That was Great!
OctaviaSong 3 years ago
Darling MATT when you give up all your money to help your SOCIALIST COMMUNIST OBAMA, I WILL BELIEVE YOU CARE ABOUT THE HARDWORKING CLASS OF AMERICANS UNTIL THEN YOU SHOULD NOT USE YOUR POPULARITY TO HELP ANY OF THE POLITICAL SIDES. YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!! I WILL NEVER WATCH ONE OF YOUR MOVIES AGAIN, YOU PRIVILEDGED PISS OF DIRT.
PenelopeandUlisse 3 years ago
McCain will die and this woman will become our president! hahaha. It will be the worst Disney movie for the US, or perhaps the funniest to the world!!!
Don't get angry people, this is just too funny!
Mattel should create a Palin Barbie! they'd make millions, and this will only add to this woman's great luck, she'll get some money for it! ;)
pmorc1 3 years ago 2
Amen to you Marizylle!!!!!
MBLiving2 3 years ago
i will skin sarah palin and wear her because she hunts innocent animals for fur and not food.
tiffanyylolz 3 years ago
Are you a vegetarian? I am and I hate people who kill animals, but I am still voting for MCCAIN-PALIN. I am going to vote for people who will bring AMERICA TO THE TOP again, where WELFARE is not an OPTION. If you want to make it in life, you need to work hard. Nothing is FREE. OBAMA wants to take what hardworking people managed to build with their own sweat and give it to LAZY losers. He is NOT ROBIN HOOD.
PenelopeandUlisse 3 years ago
if bush can be elected twice,whats wrong with palin?
calmguy1 3 years ago 2
You americas have a bad habit of electing
dumbshits. Sarah palin is skilled in the art of avoiding questions, pretending to have a basic knowledge of politics and economics, and naming guns. Im Australian, and i say VOTE OBAMA!!! or else you are doomed!!!
MaxwellBennett 3 years ago 3
god its gonna be great when mccain and palin win
oriasj 3 years ago
"god its gonna be great when mccain and palin win"
...in your dreams.
McCain Failin' 08!
bapyou 3 years ago
damon looks like a real idiot. the only word he couldnt get out is duh. lol
antpacfan 3 years ago
Same from the UK, I don't know anybody here who thinks Mccain/Palin should win. I find it totally insane that there's actually a competition between them and obama.
And i wouldnt call Palin very good at avoiding questions lol....
theguyexists 3 years ago 3
Okay, Lets vote for Barak Hussein Obama for President of the United Islamic States of America..
Marizylle 3 years ago 2
"Lets vote for Barak Hussein Obama for President of the United Islamic States of America."
Well, if you did, your vote wouldn't count, because there is no such thing as the United Islamic States of America.
Or you could vote for John Sidney McCain, the guy who recorded anti-American messages for the North Vietnamese government 40 years ago, and we'd be at war for the next 100 years.
Keep swallowing the Neoconservative line. Are you getting any richer? Like they are?
bapyou 3 years ago
babyou It beats getting poorer and sharing hard earned money
vivaladabombsup 3 years ago
"It beats getting poorer and sharing hard earned money"
How much poorer can you get? Did you enjoy sharing the 700 billion of your tax $ with those billionaires on Wall Street? Did they really need that money? People already pulling down millions a year?
You're against sharing your hard-earned money except when it comes to sharing it with people who are already wealthy. Then, of course, you don't have any problem at all sharing your hard-earned money, do you?
bapyou 3 years ago
i laughed.
Still, think about it. John McCain is like 72 years old, there's a good chance that he'll die in the next four years and then the US is F.U.B.A.R. because she'll be the president. Think about it - even if he doesn't die she'll be the Vice President and the US is almost equally as screwed.
themurkar 3 years ago 2
Don't worry, the moose will have their revenge ;)
SpellMePlz 3 years ago
couldn't agree more.
Coldjonny 3 years ago
Sarah Palin's voice is so annoying, oh well she will packing her suitcase soon and headed back to Alaska. Do everyone a favor,stay up there in Alaska so we never have to hear u speak lies again!
heatseeker213 3 years ago
"Sarah Palin's voice is so annoying"
You have no idea how deeply I agree with that statement. Her voice is the ultimate in annoyance!
bapyou 3 years ago
ROFL
Scidadle 3 years ago
Please allow this man to retire and send Palin home with her kids so that she finally can take care of her youngest. She should make appointments with ear specialist though, as this poor baby must completely lost his way in live after being dragged around in the country and with all dB he has heard.
usaama20052002 3 years ago
love this vedeo, you go matt damon!! it sure is funny
araki1290 3 years ago
It IS like a bad Disney movie, only worse, because some people, like our video poster here, actually believe people like Palin should be taken seriously when she lives her life like a right-wing cartoon. Just because Damon is an actor doesn't exclude him from an opinion; should not everyone deserve theirs? Most actors are more intelligent than politicians these days anyway.
IantheLiberal 3 years ago
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Question: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
Answer: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
oriamqj 3 years ago
tHANKS mATT!!!boooooo palinmcacinbush!!!!boooo!!!!
chngdwrld 3 years ago 2
Haha, nice
Twitchmonkey 3 years ago
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Wow. Sarah Palin is so much better looking than Matt Damon. Admittedly, thats not a difficult achievement but still it provides yet another reason why voters, particularly the undecided amongst us, should decide to vote for Palin.
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anaconda2000pp 3 years ago
This evil woman can't be the president (because she will be if McCain gets elected)
We have nuclear weapons.We are "The Leaders" of the world when comes to human rights, animal rights and environmental policies. If we makes mistakes, the world will follow leading us to chaos and the world will be terribly affected as they all look at the USA and follow our steps.
She is too dumb and too cold-hearted.
I am a republican and I am voting for Obama, her cold heart and numb brain scares me.
chrissup19isgay 3 years ago
first of all your not further ahead than europe for human rights,secondly yeer definitely not leaders in environmental policies-you dont remember the kyoto agreement no?and animal rights?how are yee ''leaders'' there?yee need to get yeer heads outta yeer own arses
jmcgrth 3 years ago
not to mention torturing of prisoners, death penalty, rebuking other intl treaties, e.g. land-mine ban, defying WTO and NAFTA agreements, first and only country to use atomic bomb,30mil living below poverty line, poorest education standards in the western world,tragic healthcare system..world leader at going on about being a world leader...spot on mate...
ldhorricks 3 years ago
Don't be STUPID, be different.
pokerfaceyes 3 years ago
Ehh... The Barack and Hillary one is a lot better.
madeofmetal7067 3 years ago
Shut up Matt. Hollywood stars telling us what to believe. You'll be divorced three times, addicted to pain killers and be in rehab before too long.
MishMoshUSA 3 years ago
I am a male lesbian but I am relly confused now because I believe both Palin and Matt are sexy?? because I was told so... I want to have a lesbian experience with Sarah but I want to use Matt Damon in drag to do it?? is that wrong?
javabob1 3 years ago
I'm a republican and a democrat and I am equally offended. Good work.
JDubbsTheatre 3 years ago
damon is a MUPPET
icyhotineyes 3 years ago
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My name is Matt Damon. I am an ass-kicking super spy, so you sheeple should believe what I'm saying. If you don't vote for Obama bin Biden, George Looney and I will jump through your TV and 69 in the middle of your living room floor.
atticusflinch 3 years ago
vote republican, thanks for this video
fisherbaboy 3 years ago
Its gonna be funny if McCain/Palin wins. I want to see th eleft wing wackos just go insane! Blacks will burn shit in protest (hell they do that when their team wins a basketball game so this is nothing new). Hollywood idiots will say they are moving to France and never really go. Yeah it will be fun to watch!
txrottie 3 years ago
8.she reads aaaaalllll the newspapers in america!!!(wtf???)
9.she lied about the bridge to nowhere
10.she wants your kids to be abstinent but her own daughter gets pregnant by the local jock
11.she cant pronouce a simple word like nuclear
12.she ask the librarian of wasilla's library to ban books, the librarian refused and she got fired 2 weeks later!
13.The residents of Wasilla were so upset at her leadership that they tried to institute a recall of Palin.
redwhiteandblue80 3 years ago
for christ sake people open your eyes
1.palin was found guilty of abuse of power
2.she believes dinosaurs and men coexisted 6000 years ago!
3.she makes rape victims pay for their medical kits
4.she is married to an alaskan independence party member
5.she let her little town of wasilla with 20 million dollars of debt
6.she didnt know what a vp was doing a month ago!
7.she think she has foreign policies because she lives next to russia!
redwhiteandblue80 3 years ago
funny!
cqsr63 3 years ago
Matt Damon is a Giant DICK!!!! Like he knows everything about Barack Hussein Obamination
birdsfan25 3 years ago