Humpy Hank

[XpoopeyXRAWRX]

I wish we could have seen Hank's expression when he saw this for the firs time.

[ganiisness]

I'm pretty sure this is the first vlogbrothers video I saw a year (ish) ago... needless to say, I've been subscribing ever since ;)

[awesomeDJisme]

People who REALLY love giraffes who love giraffes...

[SnowingWolfGirl]

"If you don't pay for your exorcism you'll get repossessed"

Bwahahahaha!!! XD

[SnowingWolfGirl]

Hank is a meme! :D

[windsockstudios]

...Why am I enjoying this?

[Sarjsh]

I can't believe that was almost a year ago

[iamacatspy]

Sorry, but what song is this? Also...I LOLed.

[kabo3lives]

@iamacatspy The song is "Mules Are So Half Ass" on Hank's album This Machine Pwns N00bs :)

[iamacatspy]

@kabo3lives Thanks :)

[thewolffromhell66666]

this is so weird

[jmar4life]

ahhh 2 minutes of hank humping

[juliepossmusic]

I saw the title and I told myself, "I really don't want to know. . . I HAVE TO KNOW."

[messyhair42]

Hump ALL the Things

[HeadInTheClouds1178]

It's really his expression that makes the video.

[nerdfightariawarrior]

hi hih hi h plz i want to talk to u U R THE AWSOMEST PEEPS EVA

[StrikeTheFancy]

PEVIC THRUST!!!!!!!!!!!

[wildtree27]

i just realized that this video was posted on my birthday. this is what I get for my birthday.

Best. Gift. Ever.

[boookworm10]

i accidentally sent this video to my mom instead of my best friend. she's very concerned.

[smartguy7531]

hank humping the companian cube was the best

[vngaris]

This was one of probably the first 10 to 15 vlogbrothers videos I ever saw. I can't believe I kept coming back sometimes...

[emperorsenshi]

NO NOT THE FUDGE ROUNDS

[starkidfangirl]

Mum: What are you laughing at?

Me: Nothing...... *minimizes screen*

[eretrece]

dft . ba/p.404

[rachel237linda]

Creepy video is creepy.

But I love it. :D

[yourworstnightmar231]

uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm

[rawrrar3]

this... is the best video ever

[OwlCityFan26]

I love how it started with the TARDIS! :D nerdfughteria rocks!

[swimpsych]

This totally decreased my personal suck levels and I laughed so hard that I choked myself.

Hank + Music = Ultimate Awesome

[harvestguy204]

Hank humping Ze frank, lol

[thosewhisperedwords]

I love you even more now for quoting Yeats' The Second Coming :D

[BIBIisBOREDXD]

Katherien must love the Humpy Hank Meme XD

[24nerdfighter]

0.0

[TheFrenchmenPlatoon]

I doubt John and Hank will be able to read this but i might as well try. so we have been inspired by you guys for a very long time and on sunday we decided to give it a go ourselves and i would really like to know what john, hank and ALL you guys think. :) we are called thefrenchmenplatoon we are from the far land of australia and i would most dearly appreciate it if you could thumbs this comment up so theres a chance of john and hank seeing this. thanks guys! :)

[DudeitsMalia]

@TheFrenchmenPlatoon submit your videos to their newest video! They are taking videos from youtubers and if they like you they will plug you!

[BreadsticksRYum]

@TheFrenchmenPlatoon Haha the comment I found you guys on :p

[mrscharliemcdonnell1]

Thanks for having a link to Karen's channell!

I was like hmmmm maybe i will check this girls channell out

and i did and i love her videos

so thank you john :)

[ALLCAPSfan98726]

I couldn't breath for 1:53 now my mouth hurts.

[ReKrisB]

Poor Katherine XD

As she watches this: "Yep. I married him."

At least, I think that's how *I* would feel, lol.

Hank, you're made of awesome...but yeah...that probably wasn't wise xD Humping Google and all is understandable but...people...apparently have mad skills and too much time on their hands X3

(I kinda wish I had skill and time to waste to make awesomeness like that happen, lol)

[willscomix]

This reminds me of Animutation

[dyverdubtechAF09]

Loving the Portal shot!!

[lpan97]

Poor Henry and his crazy uncle...

[blueiis10]

love! <3



[CoHOCD]

Even a DALEK doesn't deserve that!

[elijahissocoollike]

00:58 = People who REALLY love giraffes who love giraffes...

[powergannon]

Oh... the awkwardness.

[TheElEmEhShow]

check out hank's humping the town punishment gone too far on my channel!

[oreosnmilk29]

kay i love the vlogbrothers and everything but.. for shiz? <<oreosnmilk-ism sorry ah but whatever at least it was funny!

[MariazzZebra]

I died of laugh xDDDDD

[CountryGirlColby]

Poor Katherine, having to share Hank with so may other objects XD

[FamilySimFemale]

John, is that Jasper Carrott in the background of your vlogging room?

[ipoddrake]

i just found a lego version of humpy hank :P

[windsockstudios]

ohh dad- i mean the Doctor's gonna be real mad when he finds out that hank humped his TARDIS.

[mrloulou97]

0:44 woah woah woah, wait, is that a yeti? IS HANK HUMPING THE YET?!?!?!

[ChickenVendetta]

I can just see Hank waking up half asleep and watching this, then being like, "but...

I didn't do any... of.. these...

Oh, I get it!"

[flamingSSJ4]

Don't worry Hank, there's plenty of TARDIS to hump. It's bigger on the inside.

[THEninja147]

oh god

[w00fiee]

Google needs to put Humpy Hank humping google as their main homepage for the day. So for that day when you google something. You see Hank. Humping google.

[Chiibi02]

This is damn catchy.

[PYates77]

What.... what did I just watch!? 0.0

[3cs101]

he has a great ass.

[ToxicBiohazardPro]

HANK! RUN BEFORE THE DOCTOR RUNS YOU OVER WITH THE TARDIS AND GO'S INTO THE PAST AND PUTS YOU INTO THE EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE!!!!

[funerdboy]

humpy hank makes my day

[MyRationalHypothesis]

that was the most beautiful song i have ever heard

[katrinabadina0]

I'm literally in tears.. those images with that song. DYING lmao

[arsenalo14]

did you loose weight? You look nice!

[saintsthunder]

i literally cannot stop laughing at this. 

[TheMusicGirlsWorld]

Just waiting for Humpy Hank to appear on the Internet Meme Database.

Juuuuuust waiting.

[J03Standen]

press 1: he says "nom nom noming on" heh

[FluffyLub]

@J03Standen I am so glad you pointed this out. Thanks! I'm tempted to turn that into one of these..

[Bananagirl6495]

I can't even XD

[DinoTubz9638]

Not editing out Humpy Hank was like not editing out Mustache John, a mistake that increased awesome.

[ThroughRock]

Now I've humped a lot of things before but this is ridiculous...

[csheffield1102]

I'm so glad that Hank didn't forget to like giraffes who like giraffes.

[TheWalnutWhales]

He doesn't have a bad butt. EEHHHH.

[Lauraa4023]

I have never laughed so much at a vlogbrothers video before!

[xthexmaraudersx]

I just love the nerdy intelligence who created this meme:D humpy haaannkk:)

[massizme]

Not editing that out was the worst mistake of Hank Greens life. Except for letting someone take a picture of him wearing goth makeup.

[AllTheCoolKidsHateMe]

... can't breathe

[alremul]

Just one of the many reasons I LOVE nerdfighteria.

[BeautifullyTragicxx]

Did anyone make him humping Helen Hunt?

[Bookworm8002]

@BeautifullyTragicxx

Look at 1:10

[BeautifullyTragicxx]

@Bookworm8002 Ah.. missed it. Thanks DFTBA

[ToastethTheNinja]

What video is the Hank Green in drag in at 0:51. Must watch.

[Liljohnny50]

@ToastethTheNinja Well of course it is Hankroll'd Link: youtube.com/watch?v=U1dirHGODp­M

[num1dgen]

gotta love the Giraffe-Giraffe-Hank threesome

[kulage200]

PRESS 2

HANK OWNS YOU TUBE

[TRIAM1D]

I find it hard to masturbate to this.

[GregTess]

@TRIAM1D never happened

[polaris1363]

There's also the crouching hump from the vlogbrothers, January 31st 2007. I'm sure tons could be done with that one as well.

[howaboutschy]

whoa, whoa, whoa. HOW DID I MISS THIS IN MY SUBSCRIPTION BOX? is it possible that I skipped over a video by the vlogbrothers called Humpy Hank? No. No. Absolutely Not.

[YusufAlaseeri]

I'm gone for a month and Hank becomes a meme?

[akillerkidofcolor]

hank had to have known this was coming...

[SplashRange]

press 1 repeatedly, NOM NOM NOM

[ariescandy314]

Please hump willy ;)

[CheatingMimee]

Best Vlogbrothers video of all time.

[GeekyGirll18]

I'm sure John would enjoy this far less if someone made a gif of Hank humping him. XD

[Breetwee]

@GeekyGirll18 Someone made a gif of that. DX

[AfroandBlondy]

@GeekyGirll18i'll get right on that.

[kelseyhm]

@GeekyGirll18 I think someone did. xD

[372monkey]

@GeekyGirll18 oh someone did...the yeti wasn't happy

[StillOBSESSED]

@GeekyGirll18 Someone needs to get on that.

(pun)

[Tulcaondo]

@GeekyGirll18

It's been done :D and yeah The Yeti kinda said no at that point if I remember.

[psideath]

xD



[brunettesRawesome1]

Hahahah this is so funny!! :D

[BuickGirl1986]

I blushed

[LMNOP1214]

they might be giants!

[themusic199]

Blue man downn

[asininityy]

anyone else enjoyed watching hank hump himself?

[JayWa17]

This is the best thing I have ever seen. Ever.

[kingcrow15]

john green famous writer

hank green famous humper

[Albywho]

@kingcrow15

More like infamous humper :D

[joshua24685]

@kingcrow15 lol

[dradlover123]

How could anyone dislike this?????!!!!!

[lyingbears]

No Ze Frank reference?

[probsmonkeybro]

why is he not humping a corndog??

[dogzrule16]

@probsmonkeybro He humps a corndog briefly around 1:06 Actually there's about 24 Hanks humping 24 corndogs.

[WaitForTheTone]

Hank is now humping my Tumblr dashboard. Jus' sayin'.

[PhattyMo]

Hey! I like Muse. Go eff your....self.  Wait,what?

[b0bm3rley]

@PhattyMo MULES!!

[PhattyMo]

@b0bm3rley Ohh..that makes more sense.. I guess I missed the memo?

[TheCrazyCoasterKid]

WTF Hank humping the Companion Cube! I know he is your Companion and all but.......

[oreokitty333]

Hank Green: Darwinian Evolution personified.

[Pineapplepnch]

Humpity humpity lol

[kittyanimeluvr]

LOL

[GIitchFinder]

three cheers for portal

[DontBeIrrelevant]

Fucking beautiful.

[rebelwithoutacar]

Hope you're using protection, Hank. That TARDIS has been around . . .

[FluffyLub]

@rebelwithoutacar Lol that is fantastic!

[lf4cm]

@rebelwithoutacar :D



[reillylm]

122 dislikes are from hank creating multiple youtube channels and disliking this video.

[bubblewandd]

People who love hanks who love giraffes who love giraffes!

[ighlofz]

Hank who loves giraffes who love giraffes :)

[IIIIFile13IIII]

+1 for humping the james webb space telescope.

[emmabee11]

Ohh man haha please stay innocent lol you and Hank are like te only people keeping me sane and logical lol.

[firefox112233445566]

well, that was.......umm

[RenaesWorld]

Well....that was disturbing haha

[XidansVideos]

Hank,I never knew you enjoyed the Companion Cube so much that you'd do THAT to it,but then again you also did it to yourself so i suppose it doesn't matter to you now does it?

[Exarian]

PONI- oh, it's a G3... that';s a shame.

[cSquaredFactotum]

is it wrong that i've watched this over ten times without shame?

[AliOchic]

@cSquaredFactotum Nope :) i've watched it about 12 times myself :L

[funnihunni93]

It's the companion cube!!! <3

[collingame]

What is that song? (im new to nerd fighteria)

[kfdr2002]

@collingame Mules are So Half Ass

[TheHatOfDestiny]

@collingame It's called "Mules are so half as."

there's a video where you can listen to the whole LP here

/watch?v=GigsB8b4hgw

so you can press the replay button again, and again, and again....

[happysquid14]

*brain opens head and leaves*

[ultamatefrogmaster]

I am so happy right now!

[mogetplommon]

gotta love that humpingsmile!

[murphydir]

AHAHAAAA I soooo <3 this!

[TwilightFanatic123]

LOL.. Hank humping Edward Cullen... XD lol

[daniellesguess]

Bahahahaha Good job John. You have humiliated your brother :)

[DarlingFrames]

LMAO!! Nice hip action, kudos to Katherine

lol

[collinpetre1998]

what is the name of this song and what does he say at because hes so...

[RosePaintingpk]

This is awkwardly awkward. poor hankk!

[broadwaychick293]

at 0:45 I couldn't help but think of the line from Shakespeare's "Othello" (because I'm in the process of writing a paper for it, haha) "The old black ram is tupping your white ewe." Hank, you are an old black ram.

[RisquePaintbrushes]

This made me laugh. Really hard. I commend you all.

[DieHardHPfan]

NOT THE FUDGE ROUNDS! D:

[giantsquiddyglassses]

I was too afraid to turn on the sound....

[krazgrlw8n4acure]

WHY, NERDFIGHTERS? WHYYYYYYYYY?

[tdog158]

NOOOOO, NOT MY COMPANION CUBE!!

[Twistery927]

new meme plz

[timsbro2000]

That was . . . Disturbing

[AfroandBlondy]

@timsbro2000 In other words it turned you on XD

[LimeyWatson]

OMG that is Bri in the ZeFrank picture. SO COOL.

[myLiLvampire09]

O.O oh dear....