@davidls11 Not really, their teeth are built for pulling up grass and weeds, not for tearing flesh or even causing a small cut. They are herbivores, you know.
@iteachvader what if nature made them to have teeth, that would be a serious predator then. gooze is kinda like a wanna be carnivor, but nature kinda forbids it to be
@Mattorzo If nature made them have very sharp teeth, birds would fly backwards, trees would grow upside-down, and humans would have exoskeletons. Be glad they don't have sharp teeth.
Dont you get it. The goose is having sex with you, its mating with you. get it. it falls off with its wings out yelling cause it just did it on your head. GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well i wish tht was my friend :3
alikatz26 1 week ago
That just made my day!!!
craigdragon17 4 months ago
funny :)
kd4adv 4 months ago
you been goosed literally lmao
stnyblue 7 months ago 3
STUPID PEOPLE LAGHIN OF THAT STUPIDITY
CriticonesPuntoc0m 7 months ago
GOOSE : (" STAND STILL BITCH")
NERD: ("10+10=20")
GOOSE:("THE REASON IAM F***ING THIS GUY IS BECAUSE HES THE ONLY PERSON THAT WILL DO MY MATH HOMWORK")
Zap64661 7 months ago
"NOT ON MY LAWN BETCH!" lmaooo
cwis0chan 7 months ago
Looks tasty... (The goose =;)
KoivuTheHab 7 months ago
wow it looked like the goose wanted his balls or wanted to take a sit on his head
Zap64661 7 months ago 3
@Zap64661 It's trying to mate, open your eyes...
KoivuTheHab 7 months ago 3
@Zap64661 The goose doesn't know his balls carry transfat and i think he had aids or crabs but its problie a little of everything
Zap64661 7 months ago
Bite his balls.
peblogar 7 months ago
Goose just wanted some McLovin
zaq4267 8 months ago 5
Goose< you have attacked Austin Powers
Daquanellison 8 months ago
Must have mistaken him for a statue LOL.
brooklynlulu 8 months ago
The goose knew the man was harmless.
john17972 8 months ago
I'm gonna catch me a goose. I'll hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
john17972 9 months ago 6
Lol he sounds like vector from despicable me
13ArmandoJ 9 months ago 2
teabag 0:27
pimpfresh911 9 months ago 2
@pimpfresh911 you kill me
dizave1225 9 months ago
he was grooming him...must've really liked him
GENERAL1002 10 months ago
lol I think that gander just tried to mount the poor bastards head... surprise head sex!!!
Sleepinglion22 10 months ago 2
this kid is gay
aureliosjc 10 months ago
i want that goose!
orangepeelification 10 months ago
lmao!
lylatfox4 10 months ago
I love geese. They're amazingly awesome! :)
shairaptor 11 months ago
this reminds me of that funny video where the kid gets bitten by the goose, minus the bitting and the liking it
Impfac 1 year ago
hahahah he is rubbing his ass all over his head
gii0 1 year ago
lol the goose is like: "hey wanna have anal sex, hey come on big boy, you dont think i take you in my anus, come on fool"
Haltagaggel 1 year ago 2
@Haltagaggel
LOOOOOL
eskabarz90 1 year ago
hahaha thats really funny
zionfeather7 1 year ago
They have very sharp teeth.
davidls11 1 year ago
@davidls11 Not really, their teeth are built for pulling up grass and weeds, not for tearing flesh or even causing a small cut. They are herbivores, you know.
iteachvader 1 year ago
@iteachvader I was talking about nerds.
davidls11 1 year ago
@davidls11 Ah.
iteachvader 1 year ago
@iteachvader what if nature made them to have teeth, that would be a serious predator then. gooze is kinda like a wanna be carnivor, but nature kinda forbids it to be
Mattorzo 10 months ago
@Mattorzo If nature made them have very sharp teeth, birds would fly backwards, trees would grow upside-down, and humans would have exoskeletons. Be glad they don't have sharp teeth.
iteachvader 10 months ago
that wasn't a goose attack! That was goose rape!
a1465 1 year ago 3
I like gooses. The are so awesome.
Rankin1111 1 year ago
How many goslings did they get ?
wieslawl59 1 year ago
Well at least he lost his virginity.
Gitona 1 year ago 9
give me ur lunch money bitch
246baller 1 year ago
thats too funny... youtube needs more vids like geeze...
get it ?
240SSONLY 1 year ago
Take that duck to the hotel room
chrisconnor43 1 year ago
LOL! He likes you! He wanted you! It's cute!
netrox 1 year ago
LOL @ squirtchy
Dano78229 1 year ago
hes trying to fuck his head hahahahaha
disposableteens220 1 year ago
not as funny as goose attacking its reflection
msocarras 2 years ago
lol even the geese beat up nerds :p
Squirtchy 2 years ago 73
Dont you get it. The goose is having sex with you, its mating with you. get it. it falls off with its wings out yelling cause it just did it on your head. GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
murphgeese 2 years ago
u're a sucker, dude! this video sucks aint funny at all
FerrariReeve 2 years ago
hahahah!! so funny!!!
dennisj09 2 years ago
Duck breeding season.
jamescgale 2 years ago
OH OH FREE lap dance xD
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StrategicArt 2 years ago
Ok bt if I set in truoble it will be all your fult
Hotfirecat2 2 years ago
LOL PWNEd
ninjabear741 2 years ago
lol even geese pick on geeks
ricktheprick12 3 years ago 2
you are now the goose's bitch.
IdanDVR 3 years ago 61
The goose was trying to mate with him. xD
Anyways those type of goose are somewhat fearless
bedshow 3 years ago
I've never seen a goose do that before lol
cyberwolf31730 3 years ago
probably couldn't have picked a better person to antagonize!
3frijoles 3 years ago