Monkey News - How to get a muslim thrown off a plane

[TheTiitch]

I was after Karl Pilkington

[Iain1983]

Biggest pile of shit on YouTube!

[Ash1RockRunner]

MOHAMMED+SHITTAN+SEX+SHIT+QURR­AN%ISLLAM=MOHAMMED THE SUN OF THE BITCH

[DiegoTheJackal]

dribble..

[commo123]

how old r u

[MrDg0000]

no fucking oranges here

[TheAnxiousMan]

I KNEW this wouldn't be Karl Pilkington

[Graysonson]

You're no Karl Pilkington.

[23021955]

In the post 9/11 world, muttering Muslim prayers on board an airliner would seem rather foolhardy...

[fahood007]

wtf??!!

Stupid!!!

[philateliceun]

I didn't understand a fucking word you said. What the fuck...........

[809Ollie]

fuck u

[hellokittykid9]

WE WANT KARL. WE WANT KARL.

[MorningofMourning]

i don't blame the airlines for taking muslims off planes. hijacking airplanes was a favorite tactic of the PLO (muslim organization). in a single day on 9/11 al queada operatives (muslims) hijacked 4 american airlines planes and crashed all 4. the shoe bomber (a muslim) tried to blow up a plane with explosives in his shoes. in 2009 a nigerian muslim tried to blow up a plane with explosives in his underwear. i don't think any muslims should be allowed to fly.

[MetalGearAdam]

@MorningofMourning by that warped logic, in the 11th century several Christians embarked on the crusades, butchering their way through the middle east and capturing Jerusalem, usurping the natural owners of the land for their own religious goals....they did that several times over the next 3 centuries...as such christians should never be allowed in the holy land again by similar logic to yours

[MorningofMourning]

@MetalGearAdam LOL.. well if you want to go back in history, we didn't used to date women, we just knocked them over the head with our club and dragged them by the hair into our cave. does it really matter what happened hundreds of years ago? i'm talking about whats happening today. and muslims are acting like homicidal maniacs today.

sorry if my recognition of current events disturbs your uncontrollable urge to be a hyper-tolerant appeaser.

[MetalGearAdam]

@MorningofMourning I think you misunderstand me, Im not literally suggesting we do that, its called sarcasm. Its used to illustrate the obsurdity of your logic, several being accountable to the actions of the few. I to recognise that on 9/11 muslim extremists hijacked and crashed planes, I am also culturally aware of that of the millions of muslims around, only an incredible minority below 1% actually were responsible. News flash there are just as many religious nutjobs who arent muslim

[MorningofMourning]

@MetalGearAdam in 1940 the french capitulated to the nazis. they welcomed the nazis with open arms in order to preserve their beloved paris. they were willing to give up their values and their culture because they were too wimpy to stand up to aggression.

it's easier for people like you to go along with the politically correct party line. each year you can watch more of your culture usurped by islam, yet will always be able to justify it with political correctness and hyper-tolerance.

[MorningofMourning]

@MetalGearAdam and if are so far into hyper-tolerance that you believe christian, hindu or jewish nut jobs are as dangerous to the world population as muslims today... then you might as well get a sex change operation, put on a burka and become some muslim guys woman... cause you're no use as a man.

[MetalGearAdam]

@MorningofMourning Yes, im not a man because Im not terrified of a religious group...if you say so. Im ending this conversation now, i can see neither of us are going to get anywhere with this, i believe that not all muslims are terrorists, and you seem to be stubborn as a mule. I really hope your just trying to be controversial on the internet and dont actually believe what you preach here.

[MorningofMourning]

@MetalGearAdam i didn't say they're all terrorists. but islam does seem to foster an environment conducive to radicalism.

and yes, i do believe what i say. i'm not on here for popularity and kudos as you seem to be.

[WKaliberr]

waht the fuck

[c3017599]

u cunt

[theshortestpath]

cunt. what a waste of a video. twat

[carling0011]

wheres karl! crap dont watch there is no point

[sc841]

This is not monkey news. Shame on you.

KP looks after me, not Allah, not Jesus. KP

[YiddoBobbins]

What the fuck is this shit? Where's Karl Pilkington?

[jamper100]

i wanted karl pilkington monkey news!

[rtschoolboy]

I am sure there is more to this story. Extreme times demand extreme measures. I rather be a middle eastern person living in the west than western person trying to live in the middle east.

[swissa245]

Recently reported on The Times, 4 black musicians were removed from a Ryan Air flight because passengers were scared when they did not sit together.

A country living in fear will give up their freedoms.

[indespair88]

booooo

[ctfc92]

CUNT

[curtpup]

Not funny, this is shit. youre a cunt

[evilmhmd]

lol haeheheheeee u r stupid lol this dosent happen like this u idiot. we are not muslim haters muslims hate us and i can show u proof from their quran u idiot that they hate us and their God satan promised them virgins and 200 boys who dont bleed in their heaven if they kill us u idiot ignorant lol

[MyGuardian]

Where's little Karly Pilkington??

[nobrakesukspeedway]

Aw fuff.. Where's Karl Pilkington?

[nicochicco]

the worst thing was that the poloce just stood and watch the march and did nothing due to political correctness. now if we marched and protested to have muslims murdered we would have are arses thrown in jail. double standards.

[lavalant8]

Next time that happnes, just walk up to that crowd of muslims, stand right in front of them with balls of British steel, take out a cartoon drawing of muhammad, and wipe ur arse with it right infront of them.....then run like a mofo.

[nicochicco]

in response to timeforheroes, 2 years ago here in my city we had a muslim march of about 200 muslim men protesting to murder jews. now im not jewish but i found there behaviour to be extremely offensive in a country were weare taught to be tolerant.

[me3ou4]

Let's see, who drove the airplanes into the World Trade Center? Drunks or Muslims? I'll sit by the drunk any time.

[Bonehimer]

Not all Muslims are extremists.

[nobrakesukspeedway]

i agree, but how many extremists are not muslims?

[yasyous]

all of u who r posting on this clip r extremist have u read any of these comments?? and to lavalant we wont attack you if you drew a picture what u presume to b the prophet and wipe ur dirty ass with it cause no 1 knows how he looks so not only was ur comment stupid it is also untrue the reason y the muslims got mad is the way he was protrayed in the picture. Just like christians and all the other religions who belive in Jesus and how important he is to then and muslims too so is the Prophet MO

[nobrakesukspeedway]

for your info yasyous, i'm an athiest so count me out of all religion and extremism. get some bacon down ya neck

[yasyous]

I never said you had a belief in God.... I said that everyone here who is slandering the muslims saying stupid and incorrect things are extremist. Extremist hate everything that is not them be you Athiest, Christian or Muslim. That is what I said. I was only answering ur question as to how many extremist ARE NOT MUSLIMS.My point people who judge others according to their beliefs.

[nobrakesukspeedway]

blimey thats a bit extreme isn't it? to hate people is over the top, to blow up planes and buses is extreme. there's a huge difference. Athiests don't blow people up, and personally i don't even hate people for their religion, only their actions.

[s8820199z]

I think that the guilt complex of the American white man is so profound until when you begin to analyze the real condition of the black man in America instead of the American white man eliminating the causes that create that condition, he tries to cover it up by accusing his accusers of teaching hate but actually they are just exposing him for being responsible for what exist- (El Hajj Malik El Shabazz may pbuh; aka Malcolm X)

[bereaman]

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[uzuragakure]

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[Timeforheroes1985]

I hope the US and the UK (both have introduced measures that are unjust since 11/9/2001. For instance I cannot go to London and shout 'Down with Blair' in the area surrounding Westminster or I could be arrested under the Serious and Organised crime act!) would wake up and realise they are a very small part of this world. The US has no right to police the world. It has no right to tell anyone what to do.

[Timeforheroes1985]

There are bad people in this world. Not all of them are Muslim. Not all are Christian or Jewish or Hindu etc etc. There are bad apples in every crate. To throw someone off a plane like this is pathetic

[Timeforheroes1985]

I have seen videos of Christian church groups being extremely homophobic or attacking people at abortion clinics in the US. I know about the Christian End Timers who want to bring about Armageddon, starting with them creating a war between Israel and the Muslim world. I also have seen enough footage of the 'dodgy' 11/9/2001 attacks to see that there was more going on that day than just a Muslim terrorist plot.

[Timeforheroes1985]

Let me start by saying that I believe that all religion is nonsense. Written hundreds of years ago no religion has any relevance today, if you are a sane and rational human being. I think of the radical Muslims as pretty much the same as the radical Christians

[BionicGroin]

Calling you a bush lackey isn't a racist remark. A racist remark would be calling you a pig-fucking albino neanderthal. You don't get a race card if you haven't been discriminated against. Also, everything you said about muslims and christians can be flipped around - you can't play it both ways. Your view is based on TV, mine is based on experience and interactions like this. I get alot more death threats from people like you than I do from terrorists, so don't make me pick a side.

[HalalFatSub]

YOU motherfuckers Killed SOO MANY ISLAMIC SCHLORS FOR TALKING TRUTH! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! MORE THEN 100 SCHLORS ARE IN JAIL! TOP SCHLORS! POPE IS SHIT IN FRONT OF THEM>>> MAN THIS SHIT ISS TOO MUCH

[me3ou4]

Yawn, kill them all and let God sort them out, eh? Calm yourself down raggie.

[HalalFatSub]

there are hundred thousand crUSAder in IRaq right now. USA wants to send 35,000 More crUSAders.. and Remember Bush said GOD told him to attack iraq..he attacked iraq in the name of all christians.. NATO attack Afganistan in the name of all christians.. Watch fox news, USA B.S CAlling for a war on islam.. attacking islam.. YOu People have Guided missiles.. and we have Human Bombers...we don't have F-15z ...

[HalalFatSub]

bible [Math. 10:34] "Do not think that I have come to make peace on earth? I HAVE NOT COME TO BRING PEACE, BUT A SWORD. "For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother." [said Jesus]! its in the bible look it up ... ANd stop bullshitting about islam.. Bible (Luke. 19:27] For these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, BRING THEM HERE AND SLAY THEM BEFORE ME.

[helema23]

and 5 clericks were held at an airport for praying. where is the world going to when people are held because they are praying to god?

[canada647]

Sad part too on the flip side of peoples' ignorance, an Orthodox Jewish man was removed from a Montreal to New York City flight in the last year. Tsk! Tsk!

[sillyoldtwit]

I'm not sure what the point of the video was or if there was a point....but I don't have a problem with Moslems being taken off 'planes either way... But that's neither here nor there. My reason for leaving a comment is just to say how much I liked the 'actors ' in your little film. I hope these little fellows will feature in some of your future videos. Be good.

[Linaverse]

If you don't stand up for injustice just because you have a blind dislike for a people or for whatever reason - you can easily be next in line for injustice to be upon by the same people who wre previously unjust to those whom you didn't care for.

[altavid]

For those asking, yes this really did happen to a guy.

http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada­/national/2006/08/18/doctor-wi­nnipeg.html