White Shark jump on boat-South Africa 2008

[agentx4100]

Idk what the fuck they talking about

[craydhiltn]

How many vids does this German guy has.I mean... I've been on about nine or ten different subjects just surfing the tube, and Damn this guy again. The sad thing is... I'm starting to like this song. Lol

[HeatherFaye7979]

Didn't they have a pole or something? I mean the shark could have died....

[MrPwnstar007]

hahahahah german sounds so gay

[xTime2Killx]

stupid people, its their own fault, if they feed the sharks to get more tourists!

[goddamnfaggots]

get out of here shark, you are drunk

[ridgeback69z]

Seal was chasing it.

[dimitriasuncion]

Troll shark .

[Shejn1]

Fuck,i love this random videos just for their comments

[x7VenGeaNcE7x]

*English translation* - " a mother fucking shark jumped on our boat!"

[heteromeles]

Shark planking

[MsAdrienneLynne]

Hey does anyone know what theyre speaking?

[aTexGERMANY]

@MsAdrienneLynne

german

[luhp92]

i love jaws music :)

[G0odf3lla]

help this poor guy !

[BrennerBay]

Das sharkinzee hast jumphinzee boot!

[iDayVin]

No one wanted to grab it? XD

[choccows]

what language is this Swahili?

[volcanicvikingo]

@choccows ummmm...no, german.

[idk2say]

@choccows

Africaans

[Selxis]

@choccows lmao you can't be serious. No amount of ignorance can be this  great.

[chicovill305]

Shark Probaly lost a bet to the other sharks lol...

[101Mandigo]

haha 0:16 sharks like shit shit, wtf the happened?

[AdenaGrace]

dum butes dum butes!!!(what does that mean?) I LOVE SHARKS BUT THIS ONE WAS AN IDEOT LIKE IF YOU AGREE

[Suhaeng29]

Yes! Planking on 0:50 !

[JUJUhorror1]

OMG?!!?! poor sharky.

[CptUSAmerica]

BUKA BUKE TU TU>>>> WHAT ARE U SAYING???

[davidkowalski11]

@CptUSAmerica It's called German dumbass, haven't you ever even watched Indiana Jones? It's freakin littered with the language! Anyway, awesome vid. I wonder how it got up onto the boat in the first place. Did it breach onto the boat? Either way, it's ridiculous, in a good way!

[CptUSAmerica]

@davidkowalski11 I was joking... darn people are so sensitive! It Is a Cool Vid Though!

[MarissaFox21]

Da fuck you say?

[XCREATIVEXXTHINGSX]

He is showing off his dance moves. Turn the music up!

[Iratherbeher]

@XCREATIVEXXTHINGSX dude your so sad

[CapnCrossbones]

Must be my lucky day , that annoying song is not used in a shark video.... Thank you poster!

[Red1676]

i would of gone out there an gave it a cookie for being able to lay an attemp to roll over :)

[uguysarefried]

chick is so hot

[MRjAvellaneda]

aderka derka derka derka shairk das boat das derka derka derka derka DAS GUD!

[chucknorrisgawd]

Haifisch!!

[ela1191]

The shark is all like "where the hell is Robert Shaw?!?!"

[dimpsyy]

@TigerChild0698 xDD family guy??

[rsmusicvids4u]

hes lookin for nemo

[xFaMoUsXniNJAx]

they could've aleast helped it in the water....

[Tayrick1]

you are just talking shit. This clip is German and they talk about a 200 KG Shark

[postlaker]

It looks like its dancing

[FrikkenChicken]

hold 6

[GerrettJihad]

500KG? WTF THAT WAS ONLY LIKE 6 FOOT AND 200 POUNDS.

[kevinfebuary]

he just wanted a pic of him planking for facebook!

[LIFalcons99]

@kevinfebuary LMFAO !

[TheAcdcnz]

fucking germans 

[PBroecker]

@TheAcdcnz fucking stupid amis !!!

[darrenshanks007]

Smocked salmon

[Zachylolz]

They shuda used a pokeball. It was obivously low on hp.

[TehCuhrious]

we meet again 240p :/

[MrN00BER]

it was 200kg.. as it says in the video.

[rockylegend1234]

should of eaten them stupid tourists

[Romagreca]

I do not seem to be a white shark, I think it's a shark salmon or a Mako Shark

[xXBloodSightXx]

i wanna kick it off the boat! lmao its not going to hurt it..... will it?

[endel12]

@xXBloodSightXx Its a white shark. It doesnt have a mako shark's head, and the eyes are too small to be a salmon shark.

[xXBloodSightXx]

@endel12 i never asked what shark it was.......

[racecarboy101]

white lady doing news lol

[MrLemmy2000]

never mind the shark look at that kids head at :23 -:27

[joshua12345a]

a traped shark on are boat in the ocean where no one can see us "zip"

[TheWhiteRAS7A]

shoot it silly germans

[MrQuickduck]

hot reporter, just saying.

[nutwgnfromhell]

I got wood for the german blonde!

[blacklotus808]

That shark has the moves man...

[34Pippy]

OMGoodness I hope that the shark is alright. It looked like it got hung up on the boat somehow and yes I feel sad for the shark.

[edwardjohn123]

I'd eat her shit, thats for sure!



[MrHopkinsproductions]

damn shes sexy

[orphantears3]

god she is fuckin hot anyone else agree

[jcrispy1000]

what the hell were they saying? i dont speak chinese!

[stickshaka]

From what I can hear it seems after surviving his ordeal in Willy Wonka's chocolate river that Augustus Gloop went on to become a journalist.

[vipper241999]

:( he was stuck .i mean XD

[vipper241999]

:( we was stuck .

[rubycamargopretty]

WAHT???!!!!O.o

[stefevr]

0:50  who paused the shark?

[BoyMunkey08]

I bet the shark was thinking "what a place to park a fucking boat"

[PinkAngelz1999]

is this in german

[nosnhoj99]

wait how did they weigh the shark if it fell back into the water

[Mofalcolm334]

Why are Germans shooting news in Africa?

[HerpedyDurpDurp]

@Mofalcolm334 Its the south african language, Afrikaans, which originated from Deutschland

[TheChohr]

@HerpedyDurpDurp That's German not Afrikaans.

[HerpedyDurpDurp]

@TheChohr same shit



[yukisan78]

@Mofalcolm334 Because this happened to German tourists.

[JFMUFC26]

epic fail

[rikstarmrz7]

black shark would jumped in a pink cadillac

[pcolalongfellow]

damn that chick is hot

[kakiasmeno]

shark was like "how you all doing? well got to go see ya laterz"

[XXofficialAndroid18X]

maybd the shark wanted a boat ride to eat delicous food

[TheSponger4life]

i want to jump on the first reporters boat I:)

oh wait.... EWWWWWW!!!!!

[Seelenfeuer666]

Yeah, a video in my language =)

[TurboTiger09]

thats a wtf moment.... haha

[amtryt]

Stupid shark

[dlesmond]

How the hell did I get here?! 5 minutes ago I was watching origami videos.

Oh that's right, I used the search bar.

[TheLaffey01]

We all know what happened here...... Chuck Norris went fishing, i bet everyone was thinking that :p

[XkrazycorpsX]

if i see a shark in the water u cant get me back in

[dinobeast67]

Wow what fucking babies i would of went out there and poked that thing with my fishing rod

[justanother1able]

WOW! Das ist awesome!

[SurvivingTheEvil]

I thought hunting Great Whites was illegal :|

[DmanHALFLIFEFAN]

@SurvivingTheEvil They wernt hunting it jumped on..

[kinkykyle1985]

Stupid shark lol

[monkeyace12345]

See its funny cause hes trying to swim on land : D

[chickenmarbles1]

idbangher

[telemetry9]

poor thing was fighting for its life. Fishing is cruel.

[ShortFingeredShreder]

@telemetry9 So is killing thousands of microorganisms every day, but every human being does it without even thinking about it!

[californification1]

what the hell is she saying

[1Nerevarine1]

That german news reporter is stunning. wow

[LuisValenti2001]

The shark wanted a ride to the driver blonde and eat it.

El tiburon queria que lo lleven hasta la conductora rubia y comersela.

[BIDABIDABANDIT]

'there is no evidence that sharks exist' LOL thats one of the strangest statements i have ever heard. katsumorymoto are you for real?

[squirttle92]

@BIDABIDABANDIT Katsumorymoto is trolling

[tkodajuggalo]

@IKillyouwithGun LMAO!!!!

[riba2krika]

GO SHARK GO

100% samPa

[ogczar]

wat r they saying

[APhilCollinsFan]

this is your captain speaking, .. l need a volontaire to push that shark back in water !... oh yes !!!! , .. PLEASE !

[katsumorymoto]

FAKE!!!!

There is no evidence that sharks exist. Only morons believe this bullshit they see on youtube. God, I can't believe people are really this fucking stupid.

[NoedigJK471]

@katsumorymoto Sorry, but that's just the most embarrassing thing I have heard in my life. "There is no evidence that sharks exist." That is not true. How can you say that sharks don't exist? There are MILLIONS of sharks. And you call this FAKE!? If this were fake, the would have said it WAS. So, don't say it's fake when you see a shark moving around without strings or if it's an electronic puppet.

[Aquamoose17]

@NoedigJK471 You have been successfully trolled my friend. Props to katsu.

[MrEDDFire]

@NoedigJK471 he was joking you fucking idiot!!

[elmospenis]

@katsumorymoto are you retarded?

[taylor1313swift13]

@katsumorymoto first of all, get your science facts right and second of all you need to learn proper language

[WWF4200]

@katsumorymoto Lol no evidenve that sharks exist?! that's gotta be one of the most retarded things I have ever ever heard ....... sounds like your in denial. And people like you who just yell Fake are obviously morons, you can tell when something is fake with the shitty editing and crappy computer graphics, you can tell when footage is real ...... unless your completely fucking retarded. which we all know you are =P ......... chink

[bunny12331]

@katsumorymoto Da fuck?

[XTacticsGaming]

@katsumorymoto i miss ready your comment i thought you said only "mormons" lawl

[PeachAndYoshifan1000]

This is your captain speaking, we appear to have a gigantic great white shark off the poop deck and is eating a sailor butt-in and- oh wait, it's just the shark? Oh, well if it's not eating anyone, well forget about it- oh wait, now you say the sailor is already eaten? Okay, now that makes more sense.

[048460]

SHARK CATCH BOAT!

[gbpack333]

Hot blonde <3

[snowypugs]

in English please!!!

[Biinko]

im listening to dance music and it looks like the shark isdancing to the beat :P

[ilovetogofast88]

Clearly they needed a bigger boat!

[dmitryk53]

So next time I'm going shark fishing I'm going off the coast of South Africa. Apparently you don't even have to fish for them, they just jump on your boat for you!

[XshizandgigglesX]

English sub-titles please.

[justicegarcia1]

ENGLISH FOO !!!!!!

[shlobum]

This is what happens when Chuck Norris goes scuba diving.

[yahbud]

those kids should be more scared of the guy in the window at 0:23

[NooBooNooBoo]

thank god it went back into the water whew i thought itd sufficate and die poor thing :) !

[NiggazWannaShootGunz]

@NooBooNooBoo oh go hug a tree.....

[meaganandprisca123]

thank god it got back into the water

[shamirabuitron]

Translation : me put peepee in your cola

[mr1000rx]

Oh well shit happens... back to my flake and chips... now where did I put the tomato sauce?

[TheMrStandout]

I know they was like.. "Shit just got real!!!"



[Macross4lyfe]

It realized that nobody was going to play with him so it left. 

[hachano24]

just a juvenile

[porntobewildd]

i call hax!

[melturquand]

omg

[animechick214]

if only we knew what they were saying

[hulluus112]

Shark thinking: Dammit it didnt work like in movie (Jaws)

People thinking: Is he serious?

[entotre5]

yeah some dubs would be nice

[TehSurfer]

oh come on faggots. theres more of a chance of you dying from some stupid shit in the air sitting at your computer in your house than there is this happening to you next time you are sitting on the front of a boat

[itstheBloodmen]

let that lil snark go! Yea thats just a snark, there friendly!

[MsFreakykitty]

Good Vid yeah poor thing got stuck on there boat lol

[EswareinKrieg]

Scheisse scheisse ich werde SIE ficken! zu huebsch

[towna318]

its only a juvenile it got stuck on the anchor chain bracket on the bow point, fucking pricks running straight to the press when they got back to Germany. Any idea how potentially dangerous that could be to the cage diving industry?? These companies work tirelessly to promote and maintain the conservation of this wonderful species.

[IKillyouwithGun]

Black shark would have stolen the boat...

[turbotintifax]

@IKillyouwithGun aahahaha



[Hornetman777]

@IKillyouwithGun thats not funny thats racist u asshole

[TheKootrasmells]

@Hornetman777 HAHA CUNT

[Hornetman777]

@TheKootrasmells -_-, grow up

[TheKootrasmells]

@Hornetman777 i did and i find that funny.

[maxamillion4855]

@IKillyouwithGun Don't be a racist bitch.

[nmudzyn]

@IKillyouwithGun ahahahahahahahahahahaha... i sent this to a friend just so they could see that comment.

[comedygoldbros]

@IKillyouwithGun racist faggot

[TheWalk330]

@IKillyouwithGun

LOL!

[Videophilmer]

"3m lang..." wenn das so ist dann sind die zwei Leute bei 0:45 ja 5-Meter-Menschen.

Ja nee - is kla RTL II...

[vaxiawval]

3m 200kg shark, that's baby shark, what for a danger can it be outside water

[MalevolentxMaiden]

It lookes like it was tangled in a string toward the end.

[CrazyBeautifulLife00]

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH­A ITS HAVING A SPAZ

[BurchMike1]

That chic is one of the hottest news casters ever!!!

[MegaTobins98]

cute baby shark :]

i love shrks.....i work along sharks

[kevjay777]

Damn that German language sure makes me horny. White shark my ass maybe it's the white dress. Maybe it's what I imagine is under the white dress. Maybe I'm just a horny old fuck.

I would like to make her moan in German.



[WildWorldzz]

the shark wanted a tan just like the people from Jersey shore the secret is to get high and get on the boat for 10 seconds

[Zackx99]

its thinks its a merman

[jontube57]

if i was on the boat with shark on it ill be like WTF WTF WTF

[Djinnfest]

Interesting

[horror4ever1997]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!