press one to...enter into a spiritual, political and financial contract with the church. ROFLWASM!! Love u Eddie!! PS did you know that the 3 google ads that pop up after your videos are always adverts for religious education? God is trying to reach you Eddie!!!!! :-)
@graysonTW there is no fault with that. the fault with religion comes from the religious trying to shove religion down other peoples throats, and then call them evil when they reject their ridiculous and outlandish claims. religion creates division among people. it sells you hope in return for blind obedience. so many people nowadays use religion just as a means to control people, all the christian con-men and televangelists and faith healers should make that obvious.
this guy is crazy .....i press 2 o wait hell isnt real...if i was then why havent we seen it....you christians are crazy science is obviously the answer...all these different religions have different stories and there can only be one....see im about to say that darwin say bird evolutionise which he did...but you crazy ass christians would still say no even if you saw it happen right in front of you
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i dont get it. if you make one sin just ONE sin and you dont ask for forgivness you get sent to hell to be there forever living in agony, pain, and suffering and god sends you there himself...but he loves you???? where does that make sense??
YOU NEED HELP...HOW DO YOU PUT THIS CRAP ON YT.....HOW OLD ARE YOU? ARE STILL TAKING TO YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.WOW THE PREIST DID A GOOD JOB ON YOU ,MADE YOU A HOMO.
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One day, there was a man named Jesus Christ. Today, he is known as Joe Aka MysteryGuitarMan. He did many miracles, but he came to warn humanity of their wickedness. It didn’t have to be this way. He then died at the cross bearing their sin at the age of 32. He rose from the dead 3 days later holding the keys of death and hell. He gave one key to the man with the white stone, and this key is HELL. Copy and paste this or you will die and go to hell.
@NeoComposer Whats your problem, why you threaten people with this. And also Jesus still holds the key to hell. He has given no man anything until God's final Judgement. His name remains Jesus Christ. I dont know why many christians behave like the heathen.
@westside1love He who hath not sinned, cast the first stone. If you do not have a stone, use a coffee mug.... Unless you only have one, then I would suggest a wrench. God inspired me to let all of you know that, This year, He will be in Salt Lake City Sking for Christmas. New years eve, He will be making final preperation for Dec. 23rd 2012. In Virginia Beach. Please use your prayerMAX 5000 to reach him, as his regular cell prayer phone will be shut off due insufficient funds in his bank.
@MrIrishlogic, funny thing. Just last nite I learned that Travelers don't like to have toilets in their caravans but prefer to have an outside one. They think that an indoor loo is somehow unsanitary. I was watching a television show called "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding."
@magicfartdust umm dude god only supplies you with the things you NEED not what you WANT if he gave you everything then life would be too easy, and your training on Earth would be usless, doubt god? ill prove it :) reply back to me
@GiveMeAanswer If god only supplies people with what they need, why do people starve? Is it because they need and want food. Surely if you need something, you also want it? Therefore god wouldn't supply anyone with anything
@BarakOSAMA666 im a dumbass? ok, i need money, i want to lose at the lottery. Why hasn't god let me win every time i play? That follows what you said so i should of won. I should get the money i need from the lottery winnings but god wouldn't of let me lose because thats what i wanted. God's the dumbass for being so easily tricked
@jdawg2061 it's funny because he doesn't actually believe what he is saying.....he is making fun of the ridiculous things that religious people believe
@MrJesusfreak85 i agree, i can't believe this man would actually post videos like this...I guess he just doesn't get truly what Christianity is, because it's so much more than what he's sarcastically ranting about in his videos
@Turandot29 ye hows that funny i follow god i love him and i will give him everything i have to be with him everything and you are making a joke and wonder why i anit said anything what type of sad person are you honestly
@mattt103, well, part of your post was correct, mate. Allow me to edit it slight for you: "no god exisits thats obvias" [ I left your original spelling and grammar intact].
all u guys tht dnt believe in god will go to hell. and if u dnt want tht then pray to god tht he will come into ur heart and stay there for eternity. he will stay there even when we make wrong turns he can forgive u of ur sins and god wnt hold a grudge. it is sooo awesome how god works cuz im 12 and can tell u all this stuff its pretty amazing. I LOVE GOD
@reversablerocks, I can see why you might be confused, because I've known self-proclaimed Christians who lacked just as much logic as this video, however, if you would research EdwardCurrent, you would know this is pure satire. You made a whole 2 minute video, disapproving of a Christian for mocking God. You even disabled the comments for some reason. LOL.
@ reversablerocks , repeat after me "God is nothing , therefore nothing works miracles and nothing works in mysterious ways. There is no plan so get on with what is left of your life becasue it is all you will get.
i pressed 2. went to hell. told the devil that i listened to acdc metallica and other bands. he told me to wait. he came back. grabed me. and thruew me into a dark place that you could only hear metal out of nowhere. then the lights lid. nad there they were all metal people ever to walk on the earth. we had fun. the devil joined us and started to drink like shit.then we went to listen to dio on a consert and had a great time to the end of time!
Religion has actually convinced people that theres an invisible man living in the sky who watches you every minute of every day. and the invisible man has a list of ten things he DOES NOT want you to do. and if you do ANY of these things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and torture and pain where he will send you for eternity.....but he loves you... religion is bull shit
As the idiot who's replied to this hilarious video has disabled comments on his video, I would just like to leave a message for him here instead, in my position as God.
GO TO EDWARD CURRENTS CHANEL HE IS NOT A CHRISTIAN HE IS AN ATHEIST HIM-SELF HIS BACKGROUND SAYS "IT IS A JOKE"
THIS IS WHAT HE SAID ABOUT CHRISTIANITY!
I think I decided to not believe in God around age eight. Instead, I'm trying to embolden atheists, agnostics, and "apatheists" to stand up against what I consider a cancer in the United States: the willful, collective ignorance of Evangelical Christianity, which is weakening the nation intellectually. And I'm trying to do it through comedy.
@ICantBelieveItsNotBS Actually I never thought about that, but keeping a straight face on camera is INSANELY hard. Hell, I can't even keep a straight face off camera doing random silly things.
It is a never-ending prayer meeting. As a former church goer, I can say unequivocally the worst thing about Christian churches is christians! Every moment is an awkward one. Forever? I'd rather have a long dirt nap, thanks. I need to rest after all that sinning, anyway.
You like making a mockery of God.... Man i feel sorry for you .... you play to much! you cannot love God and Man Matthew 6:24 No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other.
@Chaplainandy1 If someone proves God exists I will gladly hate him.
What's more morally wrong? Disobeying God or hurting another human being and when given the choice, forced, which "lesser evil" would you choose?
What's good for the shepherd is seldom good for the sheep!
The world will be a better place without your holy book's ingrained misanthropy. I would rather love mankind than to serve a genocidal mythological character from ancient fiction.
Edward, I'm so pleased. You are like my, how do I say, my very own "God Whisperer". I did leave a Holy subliminal message on that very recording, and you are the only to here thee. Keep up the great work, I'll be back soon son. God the Almighty
My message from god was that he told me to pray to him for 3 hours a day to get perfect score for a Final Grade 12 math Exam, but I ended up getting 14%
But I still have faith to him, and I will pray for hours for his miracles to help me get out in my Christian family's dept and hopefully afford more food for my starving
I've been reading so much of the spaghetti monster that I think i'm gonna start believing in it. Next thing you know, all christians will believe it to just because they've been told to and the "mayority" believes in that too XD
This guy is a legend! The best bit about him is that he's got everyone convinced that he's for real!! Haha!! He believes in God no more then people believe in the flying spaghetti monster!!
Its fun living in the atheist delusion! I know i was once a big one. Until i discovered truth...
Do you know how many people have been restored by faith in God? Drug addicts turn sober, violent people feel love, sick people are healed, lost souls find answers...
I think we should all make Tom Hanks the new Jesus. Wouldn't it be cool to have people 2000 years from now praising their Lord and Savior Tom Hanks? Of course, we will have to kill him but not on a cross, something more modern. Maybe we could say that Tom Hanks was waterboarded to death, or overdosed on Oxycontin for our sins. I think Jesus has been King long enough, step aside Jesus, and make room for Tom.
@plasticmax9 Of course it wouldn't be done for fun, it would be done because it is necessary. If Jesus didn't die on a cross, we wouldn't know who he was today. I just hope those days of cross-dressing on Bosom Buddies doesn't hurt his chance of entering messiahdom.
@daddyfatsax611 So you are saying all we have to do is to nail some stupid bastard to a giant wooden cross and hang him there until he is dead. It sounds like a human sacrifice to me.
@daddyfatsax611 , You are one dumb fuck. I would love to beat the respect into you. I hope you survive GOD1s wrath about being mocked...And you are not even half the man tom hanks is. If you saw him you would be suking his cock and taking it up the ass like the little bitch that you are.
@MrAngelmann I've talked it over with God & it turns out that you're a douchebag. I never said I was even close to being Tom's equal, otherwise I would've nominated myself for being the new savior. And it seems you hold homoerotic thoughts deep inside, begging to come out and maybe work in a Glory Hole or something. I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with being gay, but I am saying there is something wrong with being a closet-gay douchebag like yourself. Try not to whack off to this.
@daddyfatsax611 , Lol, you make it hard not to laugh at such a retard like yourself...I am jacking the meat as I write. There is something wrong with people like you for sure.. You and the homo`s like to jump up and down on the edge of the grand canyon.
@SunnyLovet, you are right man. thank you..sorry..You are right.. what can I say..I will tell you this: GOD deserves more respect than that. I hate it when people talk shit about GOD... (The maker of our lives, how dare....What fool can say that they could say these ignorant things face to face with GOD himself? None!!!!
@SunnyLovetts Hey, just a pointer from a non-Christian person to a 'Christ-like' person, I shouldn't be your 'enemy'. We are all in this shit together on this floating ball in space, so u can believe in talking snakes and donkeys and I'll continue to educate myself more and more irrefutable proof that all that you believe is wrong. : ) Peace and Love!
God gave me a voice mail and this is what it said, " You didn't tith me in Church today Tommyboy. I'm gonna send ya to hell for that.....Hey how is July doing ? Wait.....I'm God, I already know....I think !!!!!
@Tom6093 How could we not call what Christianity is doing to our modern society as being oppression? They're trying to enforce a completely religious social and political monopoly in the United States and promoting messages of ignorance and stupidity among the general population in order to maintain a figurehead. This is the epitomy of oppression, and pointing out the fact that they're doing this is not narrow-minded in any way, shape or form.
Imean im never going back srry typing error
auzzySCHWINT88 1 week ago
I pressed one six months ago and im never goingin love you jesus
auzzySCHWINT88 1 week ago
You're in Boca?? Let's go get drunk!! I'll buy the first round!
zacrl1230 1 month ago
press one to...enter into a spiritual, political and financial contract with the church. ROFLWASM!! Love u Eddie!! PS did you know that the 3 google ads that pop up after your videos are always adverts for religious education? God is trying to reach you Eddie!!!!! :-)
carissav1 4 months ago
I'd press 2. :D
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Thank the Lord Savior Jesus Christ, he gave me the car payment!
jones6119 4 months ago
Trollin' too hard
kirbiliusclausius 5 months ago
@graysonTW if anyone can find any fault in that, they're fu***d in the head.
Achilles3456 5 months ago
i have a good friend who'll die shortly from cancer.
he's one of the very staunchest Christian believers i've ever known.
he's at total peace with what his life has become and what the future holds.
how can anyone find fault with that?
graysonTW 5 months ago
@graysonTW there is no fault with that. the fault with religion comes from the religious trying to shove religion down other peoples throats, and then call them evil when they reject their ridiculous and outlandish claims. religion creates division among people. it sells you hope in return for blind obedience. so many people nowadays use religion just as a means to control people, all the christian con-men and televangelists and faith healers should make that obvious.
mattakudesu 3 months ago in playlist Reverend Eddie Current
@graysonTW also, even christian youtubers are doing it now. look up venomfangx or nephilimfree.
mattakudesu 3 months ago in playlist Reverend Eddie Current
cosmic plan of love, what the fuck`?
zappzoe 5 months ago
I have the same phone
phuck1 5 months ago
this guy is crazy .....i press 2 o wait hell isnt real...if i was then why havent we seen it....you christians are crazy science is obviously the answer...all these different religions have different stories and there can only be one....see im about to say that darwin say bird evolutionise which he did...but you crazy ass christians would still say no even if you saw it happen right in front of you
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TheServiceWeb 5 months ago
he sounds like my old pastor with finding symbols in anything. Why do christians do that? ````````
crazyclarinetplayer 5 months ago
is your last name really current?
L0VE2TROLL 6 months ago
i dont get it. if you make one sin just ONE sin and you dont ask for forgivness you get sent to hell to be there forever living in agony, pain, and suffering and god sends you there himself...but he loves you???? where does that make sense??
conroyale1 6 months ago
*presses 2*
jadethevirginqueen 6 months ago
he has the same phone as me.
parallel9745 6 months ago
I don't even remember signing up for this...
Bungogin 6 months ago
may the flying spaghetti monster touch you with his noodley appendage
musaf22 6 months ago 27
I do realize your a trololololl still. screw you ;)
MrSoshort 6 months ago
Your videos don't make a whole lot of sense. Your logic lends only to itself. You can't prove faith WITH faith.
TheLiveRevolutionary 6 months ago
@magicfartdust May God give you a counter spyplane.
shagoosty 6 months ago
2.
purewilderness 7 months ago
2.
mhypersonic 7 months ago
Allah praises you!!
MindofSpaz 7 months ago
@magicfartdust Lol thats funny
Shuttheheckup735 7 months ago
YOU NEED HELP...HOW DO YOU PUT THIS CRAP ON YT.....HOW OLD ARE YOU? ARE STILL TAKING TO YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.WOW THE PREIST DID A GOOD JOB ON YOU ,MADE YOU A HOMO.
MrEnlightenup 7 months ago
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Revolution2pointO 7 months ago
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I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A DAMND GOD WHO DOES NOT EXIST.... ^_^
collin5z 7 months ago
@collin5z You will someday
taxmiy 6 months ago
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One day, there was a man named Jesus Christ. Today, he is known as Joe Aka MysteryGuitarMan. He did many miracles, but he came to warn humanity of their wickedness. It didn’t have to be this way. He then died at the cross bearing their sin at the age of 32. He rose from the dead 3 days later holding the keys of death and hell. He gave one key to the man with the white stone, and this key is HELL. Copy and paste this or you will die and go to hell.
NeoComposer 7 months ago
@NeoComposer Whats your problem, why you threaten people with this. And also Jesus still holds the key to hell. He has given no man anything until God's final Judgement. His name remains Jesus Christ. I dont know why many christians behave like the heathen.
taxmiy 6 months ago
You worked on the sabbath? Stone him!
westside1love 7 months ago 43
@westside1love you are a fucking idiot
ibradabeast 6 months ago
@ibradabeast hahaha, righto. Cunt.
westside1love 6 months ago
@ibradabeast Hahaha. You obviously need to get your dick wet. Bit cranky are you?
westside1love 4 months ago
@westside1love haha dude your late...
ibradabeast 4 months ago
@westside1love He who hath not sinned, cast the first stone. If you do not have a stone, use a coffee mug.... Unless you only have one, then I would suggest a wrench. God inspired me to let all of you know that, This year, He will be in Salt Lake City Sking for Christmas. New years eve, He will be making final preperation for Dec. 23rd 2012. In Virginia Beach. Please use your prayerMAX 5000 to reach him, as his regular cell prayer phone will be shut off due insufficient funds in his bank.
Tom6093 1 month ago
@Tom6093 Dude, shut up. I believe in God and I'm on the Creationists, but this guy is completely fucking hilarious.
XxFightinDirtyxX 1 month ago
naa don't stone him
GET A SHOTGUN
ArcadianProductions7 1 week ago
I hit the no 2 key to damn my self to hell. Why hasn't anything happened yet?
tsukai1 7 months ago
two
Crosell 7 months ago
He sounds like someone who could also become a serial killer...What, you don't praise (H)im. Darn you to heck!
SkippyZ1210 7 months ago
@magicfartdust Hardline pro, friend.
TheMacSan 7 months ago
@magicfartdust Get better and actually get a gun ship or dogs legitimately and not rely on weak ass care packages.
HimesInu 8 months ago
lol lol this guy(RE:God Left Me A Coicemail) thinks this vid is real!!! what hapen to sarcarms???? maybe god took it!!! lol lol
c490493 8 months ago
@magicfartdust If God did exist, he wouldn't let such shitty games like every CoD after CoD 3!
ThazuaBlackarrow 8 months ago
@MrIrishlogic, funny thing. Just last nite I learned that Travelers don't like to have toilets in their caravans but prefer to have an outside one. They think that an indoor loo is somehow unsanitary. I was watching a television show called "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding."
Turandot29 8 months ago
lol... im pretty sure the message is just about warranty
chogez 8 months ago
fuckin idiot !!
miltonloza 8 months ago
so the bible is 2000 years old??? BS an the rest
waza8u 8 months ago
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BLACKSABBATH0HM 8 months ago
@magicfartdust hardline pro.
TheIrocube 8 months ago
@magicfartdust umm dude god only supplies you with the things you NEED not what you WANT if he gave you everything then life would be too easy, and your training on Earth would be usless, doubt god? ill prove it :) reply back to me
GiveMeAanswer 8 months ago
@GiveMeAanswer If god only supplies people with what they need, why do people starve? Is it because they need and want food. Surely if you need something, you also want it? Therefore god wouldn't supply anyone with anything
2ThumbsThatGuy 8 months ago
@2ThumbsThatGuy dumbass god gives you what you need but not anything you want besides what you need.
BarakOSAMA666 8 months ago
@BarakOSAMA666 im a dumbass? ok, i need money, i want to lose at the lottery. Why hasn't god let me win every time i play? That follows what you said so i should of won. I should get the money i need from the lottery winnings but god wouldn't of let me lose because thats what i wanted. God's the dumbass for being so easily tricked
2ThumbsThatGuy 8 months ago
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PrometheanIrony 9 months ago
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PrometheanIrony 9 months ago
@jdawg2061 it's funny because he doesn't actually believe what he is saying.....he is making fun of the ridiculous things that religious people believe
WhitneyG222 9 months ago
God is God no matter what people say, God lives even when people say He's dead, Hosanna in the Highest
dmnspn 9 months ago
well I found this to unturthful and disgraceful to the Faith of Christain everywhere
MrJesusfreak85 9 months ago
@MrJesusfreak85 This guy is an atheist comedian.
chrisgarelli 9 months ago
@MrJesusfreak85 i agree, i can't believe this man would actually post videos like this...I guess he just doesn't get truly what Christianity is, because it's so much more than what he's sarcastically ranting about in his videos
ThePeaceKiwi 8 months ago
@ThePeaceKiwi yep I know
MrJesusfreak85 8 months ago
@MrJesusfreak85 yep...
ThePeaceKiwi 8 months ago
i no one thing that was utterly discrasefull and a waste of everyones time its affensive and very unhelpfull u nit get a life why show this
mattt103 9 months ago
@mattt103, discrasefull and affensive? Wow. Just wow.
Turandot29 8 months ago
@Turandot29 ye hows that funny i follow god i love him and i will give him everything i have to be with him everything and you are making a joke and wonder why i anit said anything what type of sad person are you honestly
mattt103 8 months ago
@Turandot29 no listen to me i no god exisits thats obvias but ur a tosser and that phone message has nothing to do with god
mattt103 8 months ago
@mattt103, well, part of your post was correct, mate. Allow me to edit it slight for you: "no god exisits thats obvias" [ I left your original spelling and grammar intact].
Turandot29 8 months ago
its not about believing or not believing.. there simply is no god, and you all know it.
915Jdawg 9 months ago
@magicfartdust trust in God and pray and look for Him, youll find Him when you search for Him with all of your heart
dmnspn 9 months ago
i dont get why these are so funny..........
jdawg2061 9 months ago
@reversablerocks It wasn't "almost like a mockery." It was EXACTLY a mockery. It's called SATIRE. Duh! Imaginary friends can't leave voicemail!
newipad 9 months ago
@magicfartdust hahahahaha that made my day. I literally laughed out loud at that.
therockstarpoet 9 months ago
We unbelievers are already living in hell- A hell created by the ignorant followers of the abrahamic religion .
Sockheadableful 9 months ago
...all us atheists will go to hell ... well beats being sent to Hull thats for sure !!
eggchipsandbeans1 9 months ago
lmao comic plan of love... roflmao sounds.... groovy
SmoothCollision 9 months ago
all u guys tht dnt believe in god will go to hell. and if u dnt want tht then pray to god tht he will come into ur heart and stay there for eternity. he will stay there even when we make wrong turns he can forgive u of ur sins and god wnt hold a grudge. it is sooo awesome how god works cuz im 12 and can tell u all this stuff its pretty amazing. I LOVE GOD
budrow98 9 months ago
@budrow98 I loved God when I was 12, too. Then I received the glorious message called a full middle school education.
PocketSizedOwlHikari 9 months ago
@PocketSizedOwlHikari, I'm pretty sure Budrow98 was writing in satire too, no?
AxolotlTank 6 months ago
@magicfartdust dude didn't you read in genesis 120,000,000 that God will grant you access to heaven if you spawnkill with an RC-XD?
TheMemorySense 9 months ago
Haha Edward we have the exact same kind of phone.
stavrosmike 10 months ago
i think you are joking.....right?
XmonsterXaddict 10 months ago
@reversablerocks, I can see why you might be confused, because I've known self-proclaimed Christians who lacked just as much logic as this video, however, if you would research EdwardCurrent, you would know this is pure satire. You made a whole 2 minute video, disapproving of a Christian for mocking God. You even disabled the comments for some reason. LOL.
wakincloud 10 months ago
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Davidloch1 11 months ago
@ reversablerocks , repeat after me "God is nothing , therefore nothing works miracles and nothing works in mysterious ways. There is no plan so get on with what is left of your life becasue it is all you will get.
Davidloch1 11 months ago
@Davidloch1 Lol Athiest and their fail spelling.
IakFox 11 months ago
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Davidloch1 11 months ago
@IakFox Your spelling sucks too but your video almost made me choke on a cocoa puff. That was powerful funny :)
Davidloch1 11 months ago
my warrantee expired long ago...so, i canceled my subscription to the resurection.
Jeffgothro 11 months ago
@projectlevydelta i have respect for halo
magicfartdust 11 months ago
No warranty needed. I do all my own repairs.
GrandmasterBBC 11 months ago
Thank god I'm atheist!
signofdevil666 11 months ago
I accidentally pressed 3 now I'm in limbo
SpiderShane1 11 months ago
i pressed 2. went to hell. told the devil that i listened to acdc metallica and other bands. he told me to wait. he came back. grabed me. and thruew me into a dark place that you could only hear metal out of nowhere. then the lights lid. nad there they were all metal people ever to walk on the earth. we had fun. the devil joined us and started to drink like shit.then we went to listen to dio on a consert and had a great time to the end of time!
armkenz 11 months ago
@armkenz LUCKY!!!
I KEEP PRESSING 2 BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!!!
-Keeps pressing 2-
Cocacoladdict9 11 months ago
Accepting Jesus does not mean to accept a political or financial contrat with the church. Not all churches are about money anyhow!
777jsca 11 months ago
the video response. LOL. dumb fuck. "hurricane katrina hit new orleans because of what was going on there.. like mardi gras.." hahhahahaha
plus the fact that he watched a bunch of EC videos and still doesn't understand that it's intentional satire
pfunkle 1 year ago
it is a very hard choice aint it?
killajakethesnake 1 year ago
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Religion has actually convinced people that theres an invisible man living in the sky who watches you every minute of every day. and the invisible man has a list of ten things he DOES NOT want you to do. and if you do ANY of these things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and torture and pain where he will send you for eternity.....but he loves you... religion is bull shit
TheRavic23 1 year ago
You sir, are bat shit crazy
TheRavic23 1 year ago
Cute ending message at thy end ^.^
Velvetroomdj 1 year ago
As the idiot who's replied to this hilarious video has disabled comments on his video, I would just like to leave a message for him here instead, in my position as God.
Here it is:
"Lose some weight".
MrHathouse 1 year ago
could almost be a serious video. is almost not absurd enough.
tomorrowstruth 1 year ago
Category:
Comedy Read The descreption!
wefiyhigh56 1 year ago
I thought wen I gave my soul I got a wishO.O
TheDinner09 1 year ago
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MrSimned 1 year ago
LOL!
illuair472 1 year ago
I pressed 2 by mistake, does it still count?
can I have my soul back?
PLEASE!
poisongasgb 1 year ago
wow this isn't even worth coming up with a witty response for.
no1karesgetalife 1 year ago
@magicfartdust thats because the devil made black ops. you should be playing modern warfare 2....Gods creation.
uneartheros 1 year ago
@uneartheros Lol BO is waaaaaaaaay better than mw2, and COD4 was the best of all COD's
gruntguy007 1 year ago
Automatic Telephone Answering System.....Wow
theclockmace 1 year ago
@magicfartdust ahahahahahahahaha yes yes.
BDADC 1 year ago
no matter how much this is claimed under comedy, he seems too serious for it to be funny.....just sad.
mohomadali 1 year ago
10 bucks says thats a prank call from TAA
Eregance 1 year ago
If there is Hell, we are already here -_-
FUNNYSUNSHIN3 1 year ago
Yes, I plan on letting my warranty expire.
ev0lv3n0w 1 year ago
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GO TO EDWARD CURRENTS CHANEL HE IS NOT A CHRISTIAN HE IS AN ATHEIST HIM-SELF HIS BACKGROUND SAYS "IT IS A JOKE"
THIS IS WHAT HE SAID ABOUT CHRISTIANITY!
I think I decided to not believe in God around age eight. Instead, I'm trying to embolden atheists, agnostics, and "apatheists" to stand up against what I consider a cancer in the United States: the willful, collective ignorance of Evangelical Christianity, which is weakening the nation intellectually. And I'm trying to do it through comedy.
isurfu2ube 1 year ago
I pressed two! :D
Sweet94ify 1 year ago
this guy is a douche
RandomDude5421 1 year ago
Your videos are hilarious! How can you keep a straight face?!
ICantBelieveItsNotBS 1 year ago 114
@ICantBelieveItsNotBS because he belives in what he says,
aint that funny? :D
NightPartyDJ 10 months ago
@ICantBelieveItsNotBS Actually I never thought about that, but keeping a straight face on camera is INSANELY hard. Hell, I can't even keep a straight face off camera doing random silly things.
LaoGahn 8 months ago
@ICantBelieveItsNotBS Because u are someone who doesnot care about this stuff
SuperMoinkers 7 months ago
EdwardCurrent is an Atheist. He uploaded a video saying that everyone of his video was a joke.
BoringGuyPerson 1 year ago
@BoringGuyPerson what is that video called?
RandomDude5421 1 year ago
Eternal life sounds great, EXCEPT:
It is a never-ending prayer meeting. As a former church goer, I can say unequivocally the worst thing about Christian churches is christians! Every moment is an awkward one. Forever? I'd rather have a long dirt nap, thanks. I need to rest after all that sinning, anyway.
tedmac1234 1 year ago 2
Mate, you're out of your mind :)
Ropihold 1 year ago
he's just pissed because God gave him male pattern baldness and no gf LMAO!!!
dhide14 1 year ago
You like making a mockery of God.... Man i feel sorry for you .... you play to much! you cannot love God and Man Matthew 6:24 No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other.
Chaplainandy1 1 year ago
@Chaplainandy1 If someone proves God exists I will gladly hate him.
What's more morally wrong? Disobeying God or hurting another human being and when given the choice, forced, which "lesser evil" would you choose?
What's good for the shepherd is seldom good for the sheep!
The world will be a better place without your holy book's ingrained misanthropy. I would rather love mankind than to serve a genocidal mythological character from ancient fiction.
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago
"I have to go check my junk mail folder for ways to eliminate spam"
lurxtlifeson 1 year ago
Excellent! You have restored faith of God into my delusional mind. Peace and love
harleymaori 1 year ago
i pressed 1 but the button was jammed. wtf happens now?
2nDoppelganger 1 year ago
@2nDoppelganger you press 3 and go to Portugal.
AwesomeOposum 1 year ago
@2nDoppelganger
It;s based on the tone, not the button. Just make a beeping noise.
Cubelarooso 1 year ago
What an IDIOT.......
greway 1 year ago
@greway It is actually satire...
Firemonkuu 1 year ago
Edward, I'm so pleased. You are like my, how do I say, my very own "God Whisperer". I did leave a Holy subliminal message on that very recording, and you are the only to here thee. Keep up the great work, I'll be back soon son. God the Almighty
robbugman 1 year ago
I pressed 2 LoLz
MASKROSE8 1 year ago
My message from god was that he told me to pray to him for 3 hours a day to get perfect score for a Final Grade 12 math Exam, but I ended up getting 14%
But I still have faith to him, and I will pray for hours for his miracles to help me get out in my Christian family's dept and hopefully afford more food for my starving
family.
Amen
Sarcasm :D
DoNotLaughAtMe 1 year ago
do you really believe in god if so bless u but if u dont please dont make fun of god by pretending
BSC148 1 year ago
@BSC148 Oh no! Did you just write "god" in lower case!?!? Your damned to hell!!
TeeZ1990 1 year ago
@TeeZ1990 O___O well idont think im going to hell i just forgot that i didnt write Gods name in capital i usaly forget to capitalize names sorry :U
BSC148 1 year ago
@BSC148 NOPE!!! Too late your going to hell. SAHRRY!!!
TeeZ1990 1 year ago
@TeeZ1990 Oh, dear Lawd, please save that child!
Firemonkuu 1 year ago
I've been reading so much of the spaghetti monster that I think i'm gonna start believing in it. Next thing you know, all christians will believe it to just because they've been told to and the "mayority" believes in that too XD
BiggieBootyLady 1 year ago
eDWARD cURRENT IS Hallucinating!!!!!!!!!!
akosihelbert 1 year ago
This guy is a legend! The best bit about him is that he's got everyone convinced that he's for real!! Haha!! He believes in God no more then people believe in the flying spaghetti monster!!
maskofsan1ty 1 year ago
@maskofsan1ty How dare you insult His Noodliness!
TheSpiralOrder 1 year ago
Its fun living in the atheist delusion! I know i was once a big one. Until i discovered truth...
Do you know how many people have been restored by faith in God? Drug addicts turn sober, violent people feel love, sick people are healed, lost souls find answers...
etc etc etc
How can you hate that... what is wrong with you.
SunnyLovetts 1 year ago
I think we should all make Tom Hanks the new Jesus. Wouldn't it be cool to have people 2000 years from now praising their Lord and Savior Tom Hanks? Of course, we will have to kill him but not on a cross, something more modern. Maybe we could say that Tom Hanks was waterboarded to death, or overdosed on Oxycontin for our sins. I think Jesus has been King long enough, step aside Jesus, and make room for Tom.
daddyfatsax611 1 year ago
@daddyfatsax611 Why would you kill the new mesiah Tom Hanks? Are there more sins that need be atoned for or would it be just for fun?
plasticmax9 1 year ago
@plasticmax9 Of course it wouldn't be done for fun, it would be done because it is necessary. If Jesus didn't die on a cross, we wouldn't know who he was today. I just hope those days of cross-dressing on Bosom Buddies doesn't hurt his chance of entering messiahdom.
daddyfatsax611 1 year ago
@daddyfatsax611 So you are saying all we have to do is to nail some stupid bastard to a giant wooden cross and hang him there until he is dead. It sounds like a human sacrifice to me.
plasticmax9 1 year ago
@daddyfatsax611 , You are one dumb fuck. I would love to beat the respect into you. I hope you survive GOD1s wrath about being mocked...And you are not even half the man tom hanks is. If you saw him you would be suking his cock and taking it up the ass like the little bitch that you are.
MrAngelmann 1 year ago
@MrAngelmann I've talked it over with God & it turns out that you're a douchebag. I never said I was even close to being Tom's equal, otherwise I would've nominated myself for being the new savior. And it seems you hold homoerotic thoughts deep inside, begging to come out and maybe work in a Glory Hole or something. I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with being gay, but I am saying there is something wrong with being a closet-gay douchebag like yourself. Try not to whack off to this.
daddyfatsax611 1 year ago
@daddyfatsax611 , Lol, you make it hard not to laugh at such a retard like yourself...I am jacking the meat as I write. There is something wrong with people like you for sure.. You and the homo`s like to jump up and down on the edge of the grand canyon.
MrAngelmann 1 year ago
@MrAngelmann That wasn't a very Christan thing to say friend... we are suppose to love our enemy...
And I'm pretty sure our Lord and Savior didn't swear.
Christian means Christ like. We must try to achieve his holiness in everything we do.
Just giving a pointer, i slip up all the time anyway.
Peace and love!
SunnyLovetts 1 year ago
@SunnyLovet, you are right man. thank you..sorry..You are right.. what can I say..I will tell you this: GOD deserves more respect than that. I hate it when people talk shit about GOD... (The maker of our lives, how dare....What fool can say that they could say these ignorant things face to face with GOD himself? None!!!!
MrAngelmann 1 year ago
@MrAngelmann Sweet! I want a God where I can act like a total fuckhead, then ask forgiveness and all is well!!
daddyfatsax611 1 year ago
@SunnyLovetts Hey, just a pointer from a non-Christian person to a 'Christ-like' person, I shouldn't be your 'enemy'. We are all in this shit together on this floating ball in space, so u can believe in talking snakes and donkeys and I'll continue to educate myself more and more irrefutable proof that all that you believe is wrong. : ) Peace and Love!
daddyfatsax611 1 year ago
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9fuckin11 1 year ago
cool, i live in Boca!
republicansarecool 1 year ago
i got much more of a kick out of studying demonology! than bein a jesus freak like this ass
silentbl00d 1 year ago
God gave me a voice mail and this is what it said, " You didn't tith me in Church today Tommyboy. I'm gonna send ya to hell for that.....Hey how is July doing ? Wait.....I'm God, I already know....I think !!!!!
Tom6093 1 year ago
i damned myself :)
omfgodied 1 year ago
this guy is brainwashed
woodsman513 1 year ago
@Tom6093 How could we not call what Christianity is doing to our modern society as being oppression? They're trying to enforce a completely religious social and political monopoly in the United States and promoting messages of ignorance and stupidity among the general population in order to maintain a figurehead. This is the epitomy of oppression, and pointing out the fact that they're doing this is not narrow-minded in any way, shape or form.
GentlemanThunder7 1 year ago
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Quintinohthree 1 year ago
.....2
deth2seesuns 1 year ago
holy fucking shit dude!!!! are you actually christian? if thats the case then by your own logic you are destined for HELL.
134552Adnan 1 year ago
@134552Adnan
He's atheist its religious satire.
megaepicexplosion 1 year ago