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  • QOTD: I have to know how to process is for designer babies

  • Hey don't fucking talk shit about FLORIDA

  • so you dont get burned etc**

  • so you dont get hurt

  • as fast as kenyans LOL:)

  • That boy has only just served his 3 years of community service..

    How time flys by..

  • depends...

  • why cant a baby be natrual n why cant people b greatful enough

  • LMFAO play halo instead of sex

  • I'm ok with it as long as they don't fuck up the kid in itself and hurt it

  • breed em for the military!

  • :D,Funny&Truthfull!!!

  • OMG THE ENDING PART WITH THE GIRL IS HALARIOUS ^__^ !!

  • Germans people are mistakes by god.

  • @AlcoholicSemenStain not all of one race is bad. If u state this due to the hallocaust it was americans that started it by ugenics. They forcfully made over 200,000 people to become unable to bear children due to their race or intelligent "quota" measure solely on someones physical characteristics. P.E. was original created to keep the "surperior" race fit. Due your research Americans started it and the Germans ran all the way with it due to their leader Adolf Hitler.

  • That "soulja boy" song was in the tone of Whip my hair..which is impossible as you filmed this in 2008....WTF?! :L

  • Kenyans, Kenyans, KENYANS!!!

  • i think the baby genetic thing is awful D:

  • Gatica

  • problem with GMO babies is world will become more competitive. and itll all come down to how much your parents could pay to get you awesome genese.. adn those will be most succesful.. not to mention evryoenw ill start getting very similar genes and just dunno i dont see it going donw well thhats me tho.

  • @XaleTorren Looks like you're missing the spelling gene.

  • @floyd084 oh i know, i cant type fo shit, and i refuse to read over it to fix it.

    So yea.

  • You look like a condom. 

  • Damn it, Phil. I spent hours looking for this video just because I laughed so hard the first time when your girlfriend popped out unexpectedly (from supposedly giving you a blowjob during the entirety of the show). I laughed just as hard this time. ROFL

  • I don't think designer babies r a good idea, isn't creating life naturally special enough?!

  • @Ballet4Everz No. because of all the genetic diseases......which is mostly the point

  • i think designer babies is a great idea

  • Designer babies should be made with certain restrictions, meaning: No fucking 6-packs or purple hair. + god is a retard and we dont need him.

  • designer babies i can make a tom brady and chuck norris mix in a nongay way

  • Ok, So we live in a "Freedom of Religion" Society here in America Amirite? So why can we say "These are the way god intended them" Or w/e when some people dont believe in god... Why should we only do options or not do options because of a fucking religion?

  • OH MY GOD... THUMBS UP FOR THE POWERTHIRST REFERENCE.

  • how the fuck did i end up here

  • this just came up in my subscription box?

  • that girl game me vid

    it burns :l

  • I love you.

  • the human race has been the dominate species on this earth because of our dna.  i dont see the point in screwing with that. Dont for get to look at current rx drugs. More side effects (including death) than the cure is worth. Doctors also thought removing the pancreas was a good thing till hormonr issues started to rise and doctors finnially said oh wait the pancreas has a puropose... the medical feild dosent think things through. Dont be a test dummy

  • QOTD: I wouldnt like designer babies cause only rich people would be able to have them, then the poor would stay poor cause the rich will have the genetics to do anything.

  • @64CSAR That's a really good point! I never thought of that. But I guess that would only happen if it cost extra money to genetically modify your babies. Maybe you have to pay a certain amount of money each change, and different changes cost different amounts of money. Like immunity to AIDS is $10 but superhuman strength is five grand.

  • Wait until they can modify living people, otherwise we have 6 year old geniuses who can lift trucks. We will look like walking dead to them. I don't want to be overrun by a league of 3 yer olds when I'm 23. That would really suck. I mean if it's genetic diseases only, fine, if it makes them superhuman NO WAY

  • In response to designer babies, it would be a terrible idea. Too often you'll be getting people making the same choices and humanity would really lose diversity, which from a genetic viewpoint, would be very damaging for humanity. Not that I disagree with cloning (not at all, if it is for a good cause), but designer babies takes it too far.

  • i think this is great but we have to be careful i mean some doctor could be the knew Hitler making everyone have blond hair and blue eye or some shit like that

  • I believe that for genotologists its alright to modify the baby embyo within the average/normal limits of human beings

    for example height adjustments for men to 6ft, facial reconstruction (beautiful people) AND NO DISEASES

    If it comes to the point we're making super humans with super strength, and intelligence etc then we should stop because then Super Humans become A NEW RACE

  • 0:28= powerthirst reference

    

  • i think thats cool

  • Soulj boy sucks!

  • eh, a baby with blue hair and green-ass eyes would be cool... but I wouldn't be suprised if someone died in the process....

  • Lol

    Owned gtfo stupid rap fag lol

  • ur a good singer

  • nothin is too sacred to joke about.

  • Weell... my eyes aren't red, maybe a little bloodshot, but my hair IS green, kinda' .

    Though I think that has to do with Cernobâl, and NOT aliens from the Future secretly modifying my parent's DNA ...probably.

  • You are awful

  • i feel that this is good thing, we are exploring and learning about our world and whatnot, how is this messing with GOD, if god was so gorly and didnt want us to fidn its sexrets why make it in the first place? why make the brains we have ? why make the ppl that want to do this ? this is fuking shit

  • If God didn't want ppl to genetically mutate babies, he wouldn't have given the people the knowledge to discover it. I think its fine as long as it doesnt hurt the baby or make it an outcast for the rest of its life.

  • Haha this was my first Favourited video EVER!

  • I believe this idea is a brilliant way to forcibly evolve the human race. Aldo it wouldn't be wise to start the program wright now ( with all the corruption and government fraud that is going on)

  • sxephil. after watching your videos. repeatedly i have to admit you are turning me on. deep inside. just lookin so nice. the way you list off facts makes me squirm in my pants

  • 1 Genetically Modified humans = amazing future. Soon or later you won't get teased for being black or white, short or tall. It will be whether you are genetic or not.

    2. Schools are just on a power trip. We all know that a t-shirt doesn't distract shit.

    3. What is beauty? Follow me on my blog at quest4onye.wordpress. c o m

  • LMFAO!!!!! PHIL YOU DON'T CEASE TO CRACK ME UP! You rule buddy. The ending of this video made me die man....SO funny "I think that was a good show....yeah that was good!" ROTFL

  • sxephil=sexy

  • have you ever seen GATTACA? natural talent is much more amazing and beautiful than engineered talent. im all for eliminating diseases, though

  • I actually went to the school where the whole gay thing happened. The girl is one of my good friends. I moved right before the lawsuit took place. I got in trouble for the same thing. I like girls and guys and the principle was checking everyone's clothing and such to make sure we weren't affiliated with it. I almost flip a shit. -_-

  • god is an idiot that put dinosaur bones in the floor because clearly there are no dinosaurs in that fictional book "The Bible". Designer babies or no babies. ur fault if ur baby turns out ugly and full of defective body parts and hates life.

  • QOTD: I don't think that it's a good idea, cause who knows what you might cause to happen. Altering genetic code could create new genetic diseases, which we then try to fix and bam we get more. Or it could have side effects, like say making your child really strong but it turns out strength is secretly linked to brain power and you get an extremely strong extremely retarded baby. Or making your baby a genius and it causes them to die really young. You never know what could happen.

  • "gods design" bullshit... people who say that should not do the following:

    use technology

    Fly

    medicine...

    anything INVENTED by humans...

    I'm pro science...and studying the human genome and trying to improve ourselves... why the hell not? we are doing it with science already! the average lifespan of a person is more than TRIPPLED from the middle ages !!

  • why did u do tht 2 linsey she so awsum u prick

  • 'TEACH. Shut the fuck up.'

  • you rock

  • YES! someone finally agrees florida sux arse! *lives in florida and HATES it*

    i know how the girl feels, only on a lower level...

    i apparently am not alound to change the back ground on the schools computer to anything about gays....or even saying the word gay >.>

    designer babys..kool XD

  • Uh duh SO many diseases would be gone since there just what you want!! I think it makes sense, but really screwing around with god? If god could he would stop it but does he NO!!!!!!!!!! Bible freaks and all those kind of religion crazy people always ruins peoples fun and health

  • the designer babies... i think it's alright if parents want to make sure their child is healthy and has no genetic diseases, but making their kid look a certain way is sort of unfair to the kid.

  • "All the sensitive nerve endings hanging out of my body"

    lol Avatar

  • dude.....i could have a baby with white hair, blue skin, and spider legs

    HORRY FOR GENETIC MATERIALISM :D?

  • i didnt even realise soulja boy made more than one song..

  • QOTD: This topic gives me allergies. I hate the very idea of designer babies because people will then abuse it like if there's no tomorrow. I would somewhat support it if it was controlled and managed by a trustworthy, strict and strong government. Sadly, there are very little such governments in the world.

  • lol. i agree with ALL of your videos

  • He calls people like you sheeple.

  • you rock man.

  • i think that as long as messing with the babies doesnt turn them into some sort of scaly, freak monster thats not even human (which would really be the only true way to "go against God's image") it's ok. but "designer babies" are just like designer clothes. Hollister and Abercrombie are cool now but after a while people are going to get sick of it! Just like if you give your kid blue hair, well then theyre screwed for life! so yea. but if it can prevent birth defects, etc. im all for it

  • towards the end,phil sounds like doctor rockzo

  • lol

    If everyone was jacked

    people might start going for the normal people

  • genetically changed embryos should only be used to prevent possible illnesses or disorders that are passed through a families genes. it shouldnt be used for changing how the person would look. why? just take a look at the rich people that use plastic surgery to change their looks. they generally they look worse. *cough* michael jackson *cough*

  • On the topic of genetics, it's just going to exaggerate the already superimposed hierarchy of schools.

    I mean, the kid without the genetic "messing" would be like 'Wow, guys, look, I just caught a bug!" And then like the rich, genetically modified kid would be like "Due to my super intelligence caused by gene *insert protein here* allowed me to build a bear trap out of leaves and my underwear, and now I have grizzly to make a fur coat out of."

    Do you see where I'm going with this?

  • phill! kinda sad to say it, but you are my source of news while im living in slovakia. youre hilarious! thanks for realizing that the media news is retarded, yours is much more informative! :P

  • has anyone ever seen gattaca?? that was the storyline.

  • "Teach, shut the fuck up...I totaly agree with that comment"

    LOL

  • WIN

  • WIN

  • Hn, | think | |ike the idea. But | don't rea||y get why others are getting so ticked about it. |t's not |ike anyone if forcing the idea onto you, it's your choice.

    To me, it's kinda |ike the rea| version of an on|ine adoption, you get to choose how it |ooks, what characteristics it has, and so forth. A||s |'m askin' for are beautifu| baby twin boys with common sense and good |ooks.

  • hahaha powerthirst i got it THEY WILL BE SPAWNING BABIES 1 MILLION BABIES! AND THEY WILL BE AS FAST AS KENYANS!

  • if you dont like the idea of genetic babies than dont chose to have them. dont try to control others life

  • as fast as kenyans!! :P

    powerthirst 4TW :D

  • awesome

  • depends how its used

  • thumbs up for shirts that make ppl tell teachers to shut the fuck up b/c i need some of that shit

  • HAHA kenyans...

    nice picnicface refff

  • If they don't believe in fucking with God's handywork then maybe they should stop circumcising.

  • @pf126p no, thats a CHRISTIAN ideal, Circumcision is a JEWISH thing, you're point is moot, try earrings.

  • @corporatedragon403 Circumcising is not limited to Jews nor is not circumcising limited to Christians. How many Americans circumcise and how many are Jewish? In any event, it's wrong for the same reasons regardless of which group does it. Like the clitoral hood it's there for a reason; you don't mess with it unless the penis is in danger of falling off.

    For a time they had similar party lines (in the US) for removing tonsils, until medicine learnt that they play a vital role in immunity. Oops.

  • @pf126p Nice!

  • @pf126p yes said god is able to create a fuckin universe in 6 days but hes incapable of designing a fuckin cock properly.

  • "hey teach shut the fuck up, i agree with that message, alright continue" hahahahahahah

  • QOTD: i think it's good that they will be able to ban out genetic diseases,

    but designer babies? that's like saying "if you don't have that hair and those eyes, we don't want you"

  • @PublicSting i agree it should be done for health purposes and scientific shit not about designing what kind of kid you want thats extremly shallow

  • @PublicSting The sad thing is. That's how almost 5% of america is.

  • @TheRaelykSky

    It's indeed sad,

    But, if those 5% are profitable, most doctors will throw their ethics about it out the window, that's the real sad part

  • @PublicSting Most doctors don't have too much Ethnics dude. If you are a doctor you need to surpass the bible to do your operations and such that don't go good with god. Doctors are considered scientists to many. And many, almost 95% of doctors are either Deists, Atheists, or Agnostic. All those have serious doubt/Total Disbelief towards god. So ethnics aren't a big deal to doctors. Moral, on the other hand are a different story.

  • @TheRaelykSky

    Ethics, not ethnics, ethics is a branch of philosophy that adresses questions about morality.

    I think you misread the comment or misunderstood the meaning of ethics

  • @PublicSting No sorry. I didn't mean to put in Ethnics. I meant Ethics. I don't care what Ethnic background a doctor has. With all the context i put into my comment you would have assumed I just made a typing error. As I did.

  • @PublicSting no its saying i want you to look like this we wont mind if you look diffrent but i`d prefer you look like this so you will

  • @PublicSting No, it's saying that we PREFER if you look like this. Don't try to act like looks don't matter in this world, and accept that even though they would still love any baby, they would prefer to have an handsome one.

  • um im kinda split. i dont really like the idea because some idiot scientist could fuck it up BADLY plus what about the people who can't afford 'genetically modified' kids? those kids have the unfair advantage. im going to have to say no. i dont like it.

  • IMO it depends what they're altering. I'd be happy to see some diseases go.

  • The only way this sort of thing benefits the people at large is if the higher-ups get it first. They can't just make something like that affordable to everyone at once, but the further the field goes the more accessible it will become on a wider scale.

    Disagreeing with progress just because "I can't have one" is stupid.

  • OYEA, "i don't like it" oh boo friggin hoo. the world IS unfair, and if you don't like it, go screw urself

  • if is 100% succes then ok because i want my kid smart or strong

  • damn it , those scientists beat me to designing babies XD

  • great show!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • as much as it sucks that diseases can be genetically passed on, when they are removed this means there will be less deaths, which leads to overpopulation in an already overpopulated world.

  • first podcast i actually enjoyed. Good job.

  • SPARE

  • QOTD: That's amazing. If your only argument is religion, no. You can't restrict something for others cus of "your" religion.

  • THEY'LL RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS, PEOPLE WILL THINK THEY'RE KENYANS AND THEY'LL GET DEPORTED BACK TO KENYAAAAA haha

  • LMFAOO. Teach...stfu...i love that shirt

  • Hahahahahahahaha...OMG. GREAT VIDEO!!!!!!!

  • LMAO, Teach....shut the fuck up......I love it!

  • This was added on my birthday and does not disappoint.

  • since nothing is perfect, if the baby still isnt what people want, can they return it with their receipt from the lab? i have seen great racks in t shirts that made me stop thinking

  • blow... wait for it..... job

  • "stuttering to a beat!"

    I love you.

  • and i was like "TEACH...shut the fuck up. I totally agree with that comment!"

  • "Teach! Shut the f**k up! (pause) I totally agree with that message.  Continue."

  • TheRecreatedR67, urm, kinda just pulling at straws there hey....... the main thing with designer babies is that we can obliterate genetic defects... not actually design babies.

  • WELLL i do have an opinion on the designer babies, it kinda swings towards yes and no. just imagine how many people commit suicide because they are ugly or are not happy with themselves or there parents dont love them because they are ugly so they kill themselves, but no because you were made how you were made, you cant do anything to change it and you should be happy how you were made, and thats all i have to say on this subject youve just been philled in.... but not by me :)

  • STUTTERING TO A BEAT! XD 2:46

    Epic Win XD

  • if someone can have i like gays then they should have aborted fetuses too

  • Bahaha

    If I was the kid, I'd be like:

    "I'll throw in an extra $20 if you lose on purpose and act like you like it."

  • Ha, she came up from blow job position

  • no, shes obviously just dropped her pencil,

    u have a dirty mind lol

  • Phil! You totally need to sing more in your shows...that aren't really shows...but still are amazingness!!! ^_^

  • i dont like the baby thing cauze it waznt around for me

  • Designer babies are the next step in our evolution. They represent an immense breakthrough.

  • ROFLCAKES! we run the train on dem hoes! XD

  • i say go 4 it!!!

    every1 who says that were tampering with gods work can r stupid!!...gezz >.> religous ppl

  • I don't agree with "designer" babies idea. Parents should embrace how their child looks like and are. For example, how would it make you feel if your girlfriend has the ability to change you into the "dream" boyfriend and actually did it. you'd feel like she doesn't like you for who you are, wouldn't you? You'd feel like maybe if another person was as good looking as that, he'd replace you. HOWEVER, for avoiding birth defects, im all for it.

  • you're setting a situation that is from pre-birth and comparing it to post birth.

  • TEACH! Shut the fuck up! ... I totally agree with that message. Continue.

  • wow a little bit of practice and phil could actually sing... dang he sounded pretty good and he was trying to sound bad rofl

  • hahah the ending was great

  • i would tottaly be up for the designer babies thing if they were screening for diseases or abnormalities but i would want everything else to be a surprise :)

  • please sing more often phil<333 i adore you

  • in short: i dont mind ppl makign designer babies in any ways. Of course the whole deal with "love your child no matter what" is ok. BUT SERIUSLY... If someone says "you can have good cake, or boring cake" im 99% sure most takes good cake.

    We are improving ourselves, its confusing etc. But seriusly let people do it if they wish their child the best or get their dream child.

  • no, not every time

    could be a lotto winner, who has a son who gets another advantage over other people, and made more money

  • phill, shit the fuck up!

    i totaly agree with that shirt!

    ..

    continue......

  • if changing the baby's genes to where he is safe from defects then it's ok, but if you are doing it to get a baby to look the way you want then it's going too far, cuz, as a [good] parent, you need to learn to accept and love your children as they are.

  • I think your awesome singing Phil hehe(:

  • I guess one of my big issues with "designer babies" is that... wouldn't it (at first) be like, expensive? I mean, most shit is. So... rich people get to like, literally make their babies superhumans and poor people... don't. Thus making rich people genetically BETTER THAN poor people. I think how that could cause some strife. Just sayin'.

  • i hate it the so what theyre saying is if it isn't exactly the way the parents want it they won't love the kid thats horrible so what if a baby isn't the smartest,best looking or athletic has society gotten that shallow that we are now trying to genetically change babies that is sick

  • man i hate thats stupid "it distracts from learning" shit! its like, if the girl wants to wear shorts that lets me see her thighs, let it be god damn it! it wont distract me form learning.. in sex ed... :D

  • Agreed.

  • my best friends are gay and a teacher told them to break up

  • they'll run as fast as Kenyans, people will think they're Kenyans, and they get deported back to KENYA!

  • I think it would be kinda boring. You'd already know what your kids talents would be, and whats more the kid wouldn't really have a choice at what they wanted to study for when they grew up.

  • Lmao

  • I think that the ability to get rid of genetic diseases is great and should be looked into further, however being able to genetically alter a child to be a certian way will likely get majorly abused in the future, likely to the point that everyone ends up being exactly the same.

    The main reason I'm against it for the 'designer babies' thing is that I could easily see a country creating a bunch of genetically altered soldiers in order to start a pointless war.

  • ...OH, and your good at singing =]

  • I think it's okay as well, but I can never quite explain my reasoning well so poeple alwas have a go at me when I say so ;D if the parents love the child, whats the harm?

  • iv never understood that shit omg lets all get angry if "god" Didnt want us to fuck with shit he wouldnt have given us the metal ability to do it, so yes its a good thing

  • God is not an idiot, I want you to design a human with no prior knowledge of what a human is even supposed to look like. If the nerve endings weren't on the skin, you wouldn't know when you are being burned. Modifying a baby is changing what god decided humans are supposed to be. The human body is SO amazing, changing it at all is like an insult (i.e gluttonous behavior. Overeating for you slow ones :D)

  • aids

  • god can go fuck him self :)

  • OMG, you have a good singing voice!

  • dude your so right soulja boy's music is pointless and it's nasty what he says he's pretty much famous just for making a song about his day ANYBODY can do that!!

  • I don't mind the possibility existing, I Don't believe that God would have given us the ability if he didn't want us to use it (yes that sentence have many holes in it). But I know that there will be those bastard type of people who will want to Genetically engineer the "master Race" of babies.

    Though maybe thats just wishful thinking, very bad wishful thinking, and great ending by the way.

  • I WANT A TANK BABY!!!

  • omg dude that vid actuially made me rotfl